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Since when Lim Kit Siang’s blog contains pornography?

ps: Sorry Uncle Lim, cannot read your blog at work.

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Well well well.. Najib Tun Razak is doing very well following his mentor’s footstep is his latest true ‘Mahathirism’ style. He is going to rob borrow our hard earned money, our pension saving inside Employees Provident Fund in the tune of RM5 billion. Reason? To invest in undervalued companies in the share market (read: to prop up the share market.)

Remember the old man hobby when he was the most powerful man in Malaysia? EPF, Tabung Haji and Petronas were his ‘piggy banks’ – source of unlimited funds to finance his appetite. The old man ‘borrowed’ EPF monies to fund Putrajaya, and most mega projects (and cronies, of course.) According to an estimation carried out in 2002, EPF contributors had loaned Federal Government some RM90 billion at low interest rates to finance its mega projects and to bail out crony companies.

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Lochoe started this killer tag, and the general response from those who did this tag, it’s a F-damn-tough tag to do. This tag is hard to do, especially if you have strings attached (read: in a relationship, married) Another reason is, it requires digging the past (sometimes it can be painful) and having a lot of courage, honesty and truthfulness to complete this tag. Put it this way, there are things we want to forget, and there are things we want to keep to ourselves, right? (and hidden from the rest, forever?)

So, Syam of Aeropama.com tagged me because he spent 4 torturing hours to complete his ‘story’ and he wants me to endure such pain as well. Fine, let me try my very best.

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It is been a while since I post anything narcissistic. Once in a while, I need to be assured that I am the ultimate sex god, smartest pant on earth, most suave, good looking chunk hunk around, well you get the idea – flattering self reassurance or ‘ego massage’. It is comforting to read something good about yourself, to be told you are the best shit and depending on how you react to such compliments, it can motivate you to do better in life or it can stroke your grotesquely inflated ego until it burst as a result of self complacency.

This behaviour of self indulgence is quite disgusting if overdone. Excessive feeling of self-satisfaction is bad as some wise goats put it – ‘too much of a good thing is bad for you’. Good things must be taken in moderation for example red wine, taken in moderation reduces risk of prostrate cancer. (Guys take note!)

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I am back in KL. I am very sorry for not posting up anything since my Raya greeting post.

No proper internet connection. (Except online using my mobile..) I am using office’s pc to write this. Hey you people, please do not report this to the management 😛 (this directed to my collegues reading my blog. Yes, apparently some of them read my blog and a colleague said this to me that day “I read your blog.” which I countered “What? My blog?”. Then he said “Yeah, you are a famous blogger what.” Hmm.. I sense deep sarcasm. Cis!!)

No own transport. I sold my car last June before I went to Kuching for work assignment. I am using public transportation now. If you see a tall botak guy walking under the rain, (I walk.. I don’t run when it’s run because run is no cool heh!) please stop and give me a ride. Yesterday was raining heavily and I was without umbrella so I waited for the bus below the flyover. Damn, as I am writing this it is raining again outside! Arghh!!

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I will like to take this opportunity to wish all my Muslim friends in advance, especially my blogging comrades- Noktah Hitam, |1f34|-|1r3, Aeropama.com aka Syam, KNizam, Nono, Aisyah Rozi, Elyda, Fara and those reading The Flaccid Mind (che wahhhhh!!)..

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri and Maaf Zahir Batin. Eid mubarak!

Wish all and your family a blessed Raya and may this season bring joy and laughter and don’t forget the unfortunate ones. May all the goods things come this year for everyone.

To my non Muslim friends..

Happy Holiday!

Ku Pohon Restu Ayah Bonda by Al Jawaher, one of the most ‘syahdu tangkap leleh’ Raya song, besides the ever popular Dendang Perantau by P. Ramlee and Dari Jauh Ku Pohon Maaf by Sudirman.

Lastly, a community message brought to you by a responsible blogger..

Please drive safely and be alert on the roads.

I need you to stay in one piece to continue reading and commenting on my blog 😛 It is boring for me to read my own shits..

ps: I am taking a short break from blogging during this Raya holiday and I will back in my hometown, Sarikei. After Raya holiday, I will need to pack my things and go back to KL again. Work assignment in Kuching has come to an end, so this holiday I will make sure I eat enough Mee Kolok, Laksa Sarawak, Kampua and other Sarawak delicacies for me to last long enough in KL without craving and of course, to spend more time with my loved ones – family, friends, girlfriend. Adios people!

I saw this advertisement yesterday..

Ann Ann Healthcare Centre? 90 minutes, RM50 only… Anyone? 😛 STP?

Remember, the centre is at the same roll as Dua Puluh Sen Discount Store. Don’t forget yeah? Same roll as Dua Puluh Sen Discount Store.

After that, you can ask this stall at Fresh Food Court, 7th Mile to pan you or pork chop you.. RM3.50 only..