F? H? WTF? Ayetttee lah!
This is a conversation between me and one banking officer when I called their helpline for assistance.
Bank Officer: Good evening, sir. How may I assist you?
Me: Good evening. I am going to make a credit card payment but I forget my credit card number. Would you please check the number for me?
Bank Officer: May I know who is on the line please?
Me: Bong here.
Bank Officer: Okay Mr Bong. May I have your IC (Identity Card) number please?
Me: 8 2 1 1 ..
Bank Officer: F 2 1 1 ..
Me: No. 8 2 ..
Bank Officer: F 2 ..
Me: Not F! Eightttttt! Ayeetttteeee twoooo wyannnnn wyannn..
Bank Officer: F? H? F or H sir?
Me (kinda annoyed now): Hmm, you asked for my IC number, right?
Bank Officer: Yes.
Me: What kind of IC Number that starts with F or H?
Bank Officer: …..
Bank Officer: Sorry sir. Please repeat again..
Me: 8 2 1 1 ..
Bank: 8 2 1 1 ..
ps: My Engrish pronounciation must be damn foreign that 8 sounds like F or H. But I did stress that ‘t’ ending like any good English teacher would tell you to do. Eightttttttt!! *sweats*
pss: I forgot my credit card number because I no longer have the card with me. I normally keep the all the numbers (credit cards, bank accounts) in my mobile phone, but I reformatted it that day, so I lost all the numbers. Stupid me not writing those down before I reformatted my mobile phone. *whack head*
pss: A friend told me that I should play along. F. U. C. K. Y. O. U.
ah bong, cos u too lihai liao.. ppl cant understand yr engrish la
two possibilities that could coincide:
1. the CSO is a foreigner
2. the call centre is in a foreign country (which is typical to protect so-called customer’s confidential data – wtf)
haha~
People who can speaking English fluently sometime having problem in this country, some understand n some don’t. Manglish everybody know lah.!
LMAO!
thanks for the forwarded email. i love it. will use it in one of my blogs
ahaha like that oso can?!
Aiyo! The bank officer so silly! Like you said, where got IC No start with F or H? : )
*shakes head…..
He was just F-ing you 😉
Pas already won, what more do you want bong? 😀
Bong wants to be PAS candidate. i guest… 🙄
hehe
i guess everybody is having the after-election effect … haha
Bahahahahahahahha!!! You just made my boring day! 😀
must be lah!
I don’t think so.. from the way he talked.. I think he’s local ehe..
I speak Manglish also.. I just found it funny that he asked about my IC NUMBER but then mentioned F and H. Numbers???
Why shake your head, STP? 😛
Eheh! I want to be part of the movement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ➡
I did? 😛 Now… how you want to reward me. Hahaha!
PAS movement? Let’s talk about the bullshit KLIA East. Educate sikit semua orang
Ah! That LCCT Labu thing? Only in Malaysia we have an airport SPECIALLY constructed for a low cost carrier. Now we are going to have 2 low cost carrier airport, side by side??? Total idiocy!
call center personnel are usually non grads, maybe they did flunk BI paper.
that’s about the dumbest bank officer i’ve ever heard off…IC num begining with F??
you shud have gone along with ur fren’s suggestion…F.U.C……hahahaha
he’s not from SCB, don’t worry haha! idiocy infects!