I am freaking estatic! I am so farking happy!

The reason is… I got my WordPress.com blog back!! Yes, you hear that right, my old ‘The Flaccid Mind’ is accessible again! Little walk down the memory lane for you that doesn’t know the story. I started blogging in Friendster, then ventured out to WordPress.com free blog. Now that I can access the blog again, I found out I wrote a total of 133 posts between August 2006 to November 2007. I was not really that productive at that time. One fine day, when I tried to access the blog, I was shocked to be redirected to a page with a message

“This blog has been archived or suspended for a violation of our Terms of Service.”

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Ashleigh tagged me. I am having difficulties answering the questions because I am an innocent. uncorrupted and pure soul.. but I will try my very best! Before that, I have a confession to make. I am suffering from Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) or famously known as Multiple Personality Disorder (MPD). It is not a life threatening disease, so you don’t have to worry about me. It is not contagious, so you still can ask me to go mamak with you and we can share roti canai and maggi goreng.

I have many alter egos – the real deal, the blogger, the sensitive, the exhibitionist, the metrosexual, the slave, the gambler, the tattoo freak, the smart pant, the dumb fuck, the lazy ass.. I lost count, once I tried giving names to them like Harry, Johny, Horny, Terry, Sally, Garry.. but I end up confusing myself. I like my alter egos, it is an advantage, having so many ‘me’ at perusal, given the many environments and situations I would face in my everyday life.

The following questions, it may not be the real me answering, but my alter ego(s), so I may not be myself at times.

Favourite Porn stars:

The real me (the good, innocent, pure and uncorrupted one) never watch porn. I need to ask Horny to answer this. *reaching deep into my inner chakra* (I learned how to open my chakra through this self learned book ‘Yoga for Idiots’. Warning: Yoga could deviate your belief, if you have any)

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Abdul Razak Baginda acquitted
S Pathmawathy | Oct 31, 08 10:00am

The Shah Alam High Court today acquitted political analyst Abdul Razak Baginda of abetting the alleged murder of Mongolian national Altantuya Shaariibuu.

Justice Mohd Zaki Md Yasin ruled that the prosecution failed to prove a prima facie case against Abdul Razak.

The court however ordered Chief Inspector Azilah Hadri, 32 and Corporal Sirul Azha Umar, 37, who are members of the Special Action Force (UTK), to enter their defence to the charge of murder.

Both decided to testify under oath. They will be taking the stand on Nov 10.

The prosecution is expected to file an appeal against Abdul Razak’s acquittal.

Altantuya was allegedly shot before her body was blown up with explosives two years ago.

Azilah and Sirul are jointly charged with murdering Altantuya, 28, at a location between Lot 12843 and Lot 16735 in Mukim Bukit Raja, Selangor between 10am on Oct 19, 2006 and 1am the following day.

Abdul Razak Baginda, 47, was charged with abetting them. He is a known confidante of Deputy Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak, having worked on government arms procurement projects while the latter was defence minister.

The prosecution closed its case against the trio on June 23 after 151 days of testimony from 84 witnesses.

An elated Abdul Razak left the court with his wife and daughter at about 10.10am.

Refusing to address the journalists who cornered him, Abdul Razak merely said: “I just want to go home”.

(Source: Malaysiakini)

Why I am not surprised? The outcome of this case, already predicted by many before the court reached its verdict. Sceptics couldn’t help but to think that the whole thing is nothing but a well written script, with spoilers for each episodes and ending easily available for ‘early screening’.

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I love this song very much. It was played on the famous teen drama Dawson’s Creek before, one of my favourite drama back then. Well I watched the drama because of Katie Holmes, hehe! The song also featured in the movie She’s All That, and I was crazy over Rachael Leigh Cook at that time. Remember Rockafeller Skank – Fatboy Slim? I first heard of the song in that movie.

“Right about now, the funk soul brother. Check it out now, the funk soul brother”

Ahaks!

Kiss Me – Sixpence None The Richer

Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress.

[Chorus:]
Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon’s sparkling
So kiss me

Kiss me down by the broken tree house
Swing em upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
We’ll take the trail marked on your father’s map

It is fun checking out the keywords people searched to come to your blog.. Just a fraction of the compilation I did…

Singapore arrived from sg.search.yahoo.comon “Entri Merapu Syiok Sendiri.. | The Flaccid Mind” by searching for ubat kuat tahan lama

Kuala Lumpur, Wilayah Persekutuan arrived from google.com.my on “Merdeka ‘crabby’ dinner and walking away | The Flaccid Mind” by searching forgay sarikei 

Brisbane, Queensland arrived from google.com on “Balls and Boobs Talk: Ultimate guide to gravity defying balls, both genders included. | The Flaccid Mind” by searching for gravity defying boobs.

Sungai Petani, Kedah arrived from google.com.my on “Soalan bocor kertas karangan Bahasa Melayu Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) 2009 | The Flaccid Mind” by searching for aku rogol amoi.

Now, which one of you searched the keywords above? Own up now! ROTFLSMDL!! 

ps: This post has nothing to do with previous post. Coincidences are plenty, especially in this blog. *wink!*

pss: My jaw is hurting… from chewing too much chewing gums..

He missed her for the lost moments they shared…

She longed for the sweet times.. they both enjoyed..

They found solace in each other..

It felt like a dream as he played it in his mind…

He remembered sitting close to her… real close..

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I am writing this because I damn ‘tak puas hati’ with the decision to award Shah Rukh Khan a Datukship. That sonofabitch ass kisser Chief Minister of Malacca even defended the decision! Fine, as a proud Sarawakian, I am joining hand with my fellow bloggers, initiated by KennLeandre to lobby for Datukship for the hottest Datuk on earth!! Here come Datuk Jessica Alba!!!!

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Hottest Datuk in waiting!

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Dear Pak Lah,

How are you? I hope you are busy making plans for your promised ‘missions’ that you set to ‘see through’ before you step down as Prime Minister. I have faith in you to carry out your missions in the next 5 months (time is ticking fast, you still have 4 months+ now), although in the span of 5 years you are in power you have failed forgotten to ‘see through’ the reforms you promised when you took over this country from the old man. 

Few months after you came into power, you did give Malaysians a new hope with your anti corruption policies. You promised to clamp down on corruption, thus empowering corruption agencies and providing more avenues for the public to expose corrupt practices. You opened investigations against several prominent figures from the old man’s era, arrested some ministers and all look pretty good but as Malays proverb says ‘Ku sangka panas sampai ke petang, rupanya hujan di tengahari.’ (I thought of using another proverb ‘Hangat hangat tahi ayam’ to describe your efforts in combating corruption but I am afraid you may be offended by the word ‘tahi’.)

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