BN is beyond help. Idiots running amok.

Gutsy Sin Chew Daily senior journalist Tan Hoon Cheng makes Internal Security Act (ISA) history for being detained for the shortest period under the infamous detention-without-trial law – less than 20 hours! She was detained at 8.30 pm on Sept 12th and was release at 4.00 pm the next day (19.5 hours). The reason for her arrest?

According to Home Minister Syed Hamid Albar, Tan was detained for her safety as the police believed her life was “under threat”.

Quoting from Malaysiakini:

Speaking from Johor Baru this morning, Syed Hamid justified Tan’s detention under the ISA with a rare reason that it was as part of the government’s preventive measure ‘to ensure her safety’.

The minister claimed police intelligence have indicated that the journalist’s life came under threat after she reported an Umno division leader’s allegedly racist remarks.

“We have no intention of holding a reporter as after all she was just taking notes of the comments made by a certain party that led to a public debate.

“She maybe released as soon as today after police have obtained all information needed,” Syed Hamid was quoted as saying by Star Online.

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Greetings people!

I just came back from the deep jungle of Limbang, deprived of mobile signal (damn you DiGi! What Widest Coverage!) and internet connection. I had fun plucking leeches from my legs, bitten by insects, traveling along the river and walking under the rain in the forest. I am clueless of what are the latest shits going around the world and especially in Malaysia but knowing the typical everyday stories we are stuffed with I guess I do not miss any of it.

Leech! This bugger left nasty marks on the skin after it sucked your blood. I had more photos, some pretty disgusting with bloods and mashed leeches. Nevermind. Anyway, I bumped  into bigger ‘leeches’ at Limbang town.  ROTFLMAO!!

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It is still not too late for me to say Happy Merdeka Malaysians! Well East Malaysians technically had their independence on September 16th, 1963 so let’s keep this Merdeka mood until September 16th yeah? Everybody happy with the arrangement? Not forgetting, to all my Muslim friends that started fasting since yesterday and going to do so for the rest of the month of Ramadhan – Selamat menjalankan ibadah puasa Ramadhan.

I was back in my hometown – Sarikei for the Merdeka weekends. I drove back to Sarikei on Saturday morning. A 6-hour journey, stopping twice, at Serian and Lachau. (Not Lanchau lah!) The next day I made a quick trip by bus to Sibu for another makan-makan gathering. Ehem, I attended few bloggers meets and the main agenda is always about food, so naturally after few meetings, yours truly received comments like “For some reasons he looked ‘well-fed‘ in this photo“.

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Life is a roller coaster. Life is a box of chocolates.  Life is full of surprises. You never know what you’re gonna get.

What a rainbow of emotions I was having for the past 2 days. On Monday, a good friend from Johor called me. Her father just passed away, 2 weeks ago. I used to work for her father, doing part time when I was studying in UTM Skudai. Early of this month, she lost her unborn baby in pregnancy. She was at her 34th week of pregnancy, it was just a matter of 1-2 weeks or days more for her to expect her newborn baby. I was lost for words trying to comfort her. Anything that I wanted to say would seem so insufficient and insignificant.

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Saiful Jambu – I Swear

I swear by the balls and the schlong in my pant
And I swear like a cheap whore that’s by your side

I see the bulging schlong in your pants
I know what’s weighing on your mind
You can be sure I know my butt

`Coz I’ll bend in front you through the nights
You’ll only make those painful thrusts
And though I make noises
I’ll never break your schlong

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Soalan bocor kertas karangan Bahasa Melayu Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia 2009.

Bahagian A: Pemahaman

Baca cerpen di bawah dengan teliti dan kemudian jawab soalan berikutnya dengan menggunakan perkataan anda sendiri.

Pada suatu hari ketika Saiful sedang membancuh kopi Ali Cafe di sebuah kondo yang dirahsiakan lokasinya, Perogol datang mendekati Saiful dengan wajah penuh nafsu berahi. Perogol merasa amat gersang kerana sudah sekian lama tidak mengecapi nikmat bercumbu dan nekad untuk meratah tubuh Saiful dengan kesempatan berdua-duaan yang ada ini. Perogol lantas berkata, “Mari Saiful ku sayang, mari sini hahahahaha!” Saiful berasa ketakutan dan menjawab, “Eh jangan… tak mahu.. aku tak rela, tolong-tolong tak mahu!” Perogol tidak mempedulikan rayuan Saiful lalu dengan bengis mengherdik “Aku kata mari-mari! Cepat!! buka seluar!!”

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Noktah Hitam is manga-ed. This is so cute!

1st picture: Me at work

2nd picture: The everyday me

3rd picture: Gaya me

Now, go get your own manga avatar! FaceYourManga rocks!