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My Poor Kukujiao..

WARNING: Graphic material. Idiots may be offended **************************************** T H E S U F F E R I N G K U K U J I A O screenplay by BONGKERSZ 1st draft February 03, 2009 DARKNESS. THE SOUND OF DOOR OPENING. FADE IN: INT. DIRTY TOILET – DAY (DIMLY LIT) A man’s face BACKS…

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A night to remember.. not!

Thursday, Jan 22nd, 2009 12.15pm Teet! (My mobile’s message tone.. ehe!) Cibol: Me in Miri. Just landed. Me: Oh? I’m still working today. Tomorrow take leave. Kenot meet now, after work can. Cibol: Namind. Going back Bintulu later by bus. 5.00pm Me: Eh, you in Bintulu oredi, dude? Cibol: Yeap. Me: Eh, I think I’m…

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F? H? WTF? Ayetttee lah!

This is a conversation between me and one banking officer when I called their helpline for assistance. Bank Officer: Good evening, sir. How may I assist you? Me: Good evening. I am going to make a credit card payment but I forget my credit card number. Would you please check the number for me? Bank…

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Disturbed

Disturbed

(Source: Flickr) I had a very disturbing dream last night. VERY disturbing. I am still disturbed. Why would I dream of doing such thing? Is it like some inner conscious mechanism gone ape shit kind of thing? Could it be that, I secretly wanting to do as such? To be in that such role? Could…

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1st time intoxicated & stolen guide on how to make your own ‘tuak’

Today I am going to walk down the memory lane, again. I am going to share my 1st time intoxicated experience. It happened when I was 10. Yes, you read that correctly. I was still a minor. No, I didn’t slip into any bar/club or joints selling alcoholic beverages. It happened at a longhouse, during…

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