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Category: Boleh-ism

‘Makan duit rakyat’ is bad for your stomach…

March 6th, 2010 | by bongkersz | Posted in » 2 cents, Boleh-ism, Bolehland, Current Affairs, Food, Freebies, Friends, Me, People, Personal, Tweets, Twitter

I am not feeling well today. Went to the toilet a bit too many times yesterday and this morning. Down with fever last night. I slept the whole night, from 7.30pm till this morning. Heat stroke? All the traveling and standing under the sun for the past two weeks. Food poisoning? Too much beer? Wait, […]

Of Al Islam row, KJ’s ‘missed the train’ comment, rule of law and gomen’s inconsistencies.

February 27th, 2010 | by bongkersz | Posted in » 2 cents, Bee End, Blogosphere, BN-ism, Boleh-ism, Bolehland, Current Affairs, Democracy, Idiocy, Idiots, Mainstream Media, Malaysia, Observation, People, Politicians, Politics, Quote, Rants, Serious, Thoughts, Tweets, Twitter

I thought I would slow down writing on socio-political issues since I jumped on the Twitter bandwagon and spending most of my time there on such issues, but I need to pen down more than 140 characters for this particular issue. Remember the covert mission by two Al Islam journalists who went undercover to spy […]

Can I fuck you? #canifu

February 3rd, 2010 | by bongkersz | Posted in » Anwar, Boleh-ism, Bolehland, Current Affairs, Funny, Humour, Idiocy, Idiots, Mainstream Media, Malaysia, Tweets, Twitter

Can I fuck you? Please answer in the comment box. Thank you. ps: My English teacher would correct me… ‘May I fuck you, PLEASE?’. pss: Shortest blog entry, ever! (and lamest, of course.) psss: Join the #canifu mania!

Sap-rais that #yorais made it to the Twitter Trending Topics!

January 20th, 2010 | by bongkersz | Posted in » 2 cents, Already Femes..., Blogosphere, Boleh-ism, Bolehland, Current Affairs, Friends, Fun, Funny, Humour, Idiots, Me, Observation, Obsession, People, Politicians, Politics, Silly, Social Media, Tweets, Twitter

It was a normal routine, me poking fun at political dinosaurs, weird-stupid-ridiculous statements and news happening in Malaysia… Just like the other day, I was tweeting away on #themissingrmafengine, #bendera, #hamsoR, #BImoviesinBM, #dinorais, #easilyconfused, #jibby, #macha etc. There are few regulars who would contribute to the ‘topic of the day’ – @kavilan, @anthraxxxx, @Asohan, @CKGord, […]

2009 wrap-up + MU grabs you by the balls + Incredible Sergeant Saunders

January 6th, 2010 | by bongkersz | Posted in » Boleh-ism, Bolehland, Crap, Current Affairs, Fun, Funny, Idiocy, Life, Looking Back, Malaysia, Me, Miri, Observation, People, Personal, Photos, Sarcastic

I’m going to make it short. Real short this time because Noktah Hitam said, I can never write a short post. 2009 wrap-up Start. Sold off old ride at a loss. Bought a new car. Ridden with more debts. Moved from KL to Miri. Made more new friends. I love Miri. Stayed at Hilltop, rented […]

Malaysian politicians & famous people on #themissingrmafengine

December 22nd, 2009 | by bongkersz | Posted in » 2 cents, Boleh-ism, Bolehland, Celebrities, Current Affairs, Humour, People, Sarcastic, Tweets, Twitter

Karpal Singh – Itu bigfoot ambil #themissingrmafengine buat hantaran kahwin dia! Bung Mukhtar – Mana ada! Saya tidak pernah ambil #themissingrmafengine itu untuk hantaran kahwin saya. Tanya Zizie Izette. (Source: Beautiful Nara) Zizie Izette – Kalau Datuk kata ya, iyalah. Chua Soi Lek – Yes. It was me. I want to stress that #themissingrmafengine is […]

When I grow up, I want to be a medium (without the STD of course)

December 2nd, 2009 | by bongkersz | Posted in » Boleh-ism, Bolehland, Craps, DAP, Funny, Idiocy, Idiots, Mainstream Media, Malaysia, People, Politicians, Silly

Wednesday December 2, 2009 College student duped into having sex with ‘medium’ By ZALINAH NOORDIN KUALA LUMPUR: A 20-year-old college student who sought a medium’s help to end her streak of bad luck ended up having to sleep with the man. She approached the medium, known only as master Choy, in April on the recommendations […]