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Funny Keywords #1

What kind of sickos come to this blog anyway? Saskatoon, Saskatchewan arrived from google.com on “Blowjob | The Flaccid Mind” by searching for subliminal blow job. Bochum, Nordrhein-Westfalen arrived from google.com on “Megan Fox vs Elisha Cuthbert | The Flaccid Mind” by searching for Elisha Cuthbert x-ray. Canyon, Texas arrived from google.com on “Balls and…

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Silverchair aka Kerusi Perak – Suicidal Dream, Stomp the frog!

Silverchair Frogstomp album cover

If you are thinking I am going to write about politics just by reading the title, you are wrong.. I am walking down the memory lane! Friends and I were talking about ehem.. how it is a suicidal move for any component party from BN to accept any of the toads.. then suddenly of to…

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My Poor Kukujiao..

WARNING: Graphic material. Idiots may be offended **************************************** T H E S U F F E R I N G K U K U J I A O screenplay by BONGKERSZ 1st draft February 03, 2009 DARKNESS. THE SOUND OF DOOR OPENING. FADE IN: INT. DIRTY TOILET – DAY (DIMLY LIT) A man’s face BACKS…

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A night to remember.. not!

Thursday, Jan 22nd, 2009 12.15pm Teet! (My mobile’s message tone.. ehe!) Cibol: Me in Miri. Just landed. Me: Oh? I’m still working today. Tomorrow take leave. Kenot meet now, after work can. Cibol: Namind. Going back Bintulu later by bus. 5.00pm Me: Eh, you in Bintulu oredi, dude? Cibol: Yeap. Me: Eh, I think I’m…

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F? H? WTF? Ayetttee lah!

This is a conversation between me and one banking officer when I called their helpline for assistance. Bank Officer: Good evening, sir. How may I assist you? Me: Good evening. I am going to make a credit card payment but I forget my credit card number. Would you please check the number for me? Bank…

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