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Political Joke #1

I know the current political situation in this country is not funny. Well, it is kinda funny, but it is not funny enough to laugh. I am going to share some jokes today, we need to laugh more at this trying times. Joke 1: Cannibal Head Hunter A cannibal-head hunter was walking through the Sarawak…

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My Poor Kukujiao..

WARNING: Graphic material. Idiots may be offended **************************************** T H E S U F F E R I N G K U K U J I A O screenplay by BONGKERSZ 1st draft February 03, 2009 DARKNESS. THE SOUND OF DOOR OPENING. FADE IN: INT. DIRTY TOILET – DAY (DIMLY LIT) A man’s face BACKS…

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I am a troublemaker? Nah!

Birthday cake with candles

Time for another senseless personality checkup. Click on the link below to know what does your birth date mean. LOL! What Does Your Birth Date Mean? You Are a Troublemaker You have the type of personality that people either love or hate. You’re opinionated, dramatic, intense, and very outspoken. And some people can’t get enough…

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F? H? WTF? Ayetttee lah!

This is a conversation between me and one banking officer when I called their helpline for assistance. Bank Officer: Good evening, sir. How may I assist you? Me: Good evening. I am going to make a credit card payment but I forget my credit card number. Would you please check the number for me? Bank…

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Inland Revenue Board rolls out STD? Omaigoat!!

New IRB move to avoid over-deduction By M. KRISHNAMOORTHY KUALA LUMPUR: A new schedular tax deduction (STD) system will take effect from Jan 1 to overcome the problem of over-deduction. Nice name. Very original. ps: 2008 roll up post to come soon! Stay tune! pss: It’s snowing on my blog! Hurray!! Don’t strain your eyes,…

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