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Pensioners As Bloggers?

November 24, 2008 | 2 min read | Posted in » BN-ism, Boleh-ism, Bolehland, Crap, Mainstream Media, Malaysia, Silly

Pahang Enlists Pensioners As Bloggers TEMERLOH, Nov 23 (Bernama) — The Pahang government has appointed three pensioners as bloggers to thwart slanderous comments and allegations posted on the Internet. State Information, Science, Technology and Innovation Committee chairman Datuk Mohd Sharkar Shamsudin said the bloggers, who would be paid allowances, would be provided with computers and…

Kiss ME!

October 28, 2008 | 2 min read | Posted in » Celebrities, Crap, Lyrics, Meaningless, Misc, Movies, Songs, Video

A 2008 music-and-movie nostalgia post about Sixpence None the Richer’s “Kiss Me,” Dawson’s Creek and the memories attached to late-1990s pop culture.

Wassup dude? No what??

October 10, 2008 | 3 min read | Posted in » Crap, Friday's Post, Observation, Personal

I am back in KL. I am very sorry for not posting up anything since my Raya greeting post. No proper internet connection. (Except online using my mobile..) I am using office’s pc to write this. Hey you people, please do not report this to the management 😛 (this directed to my collegues reading my blog. Yes, apparently…

I Swear

August 25, 2008 | 2 min read | Posted in » Crap, Fun, Meaningless

Saiful Jambu – I Swear I swear by the balls and the schlong in my pant And I swear like a cheap whore that’s by your side I see the bulging schlong in your pants I know what’s weighing on your mind You can be sure I know my butt `Coz I’ll bend in front…

Running away..

July 17, 2008 | 1 min read | Posted in » Crap, Meaningless, Photos

A short 2008 post announcing a break from politics and escaping instead with a new toy and a bit of vroom-vroom therapy.

Saiful, lupa bayar saman trafik ke?

July 2, 2008 | 2 min read | Posted in » Blogosphere, Boleh-ism, Bolehland, Crap, Current Affairs, Photos

Traffic-summons screenshot reproduced in the post

Saw this at BUUUUURRRRNING HOT and The Sensintrovert, couldn’t help but to poke fun at it. (click to view full image size) Police to halve compound fines for traffic summonses KUALA LUMPUR: Effective Tuesday, police would halve the compound fines for traffic summonses, except those for serious offences, said Federal traffic chief Senior Asst Comm…

Sodomee may cause constipation??

July 2, 2008 | 4 min read | Posted in » Crap, Current Affairs, Humour, Mainstream Media, Silly

Satirical “Sodomee” image reproduced in the post

(Image source: TV Smith) This is too funny… Nyahahahahahahahahahahaha! Take note, next time if you have constipation problem, your doctor may ask you some ‘disturbing questions’ such as: You: Yor Doc, I have trouble passing my crap for the pass few days. I feel constipated. Doctor: Errm..hrmm hmm… Did you have anal sex before? You:…