Testing the new banner!! Thanks to a good friend of mine who is so ‘free’ to do a banner for me 🙂 He is very good at it, don’t you think? 😛 So you like this one better or the previous one?

Question : What is the difference between panties of 1970 and 2007?
Answer : In the 70’s you had to pull down panties to see the buttocks.
In 2007, you have to separate the buttocks to see the panties. 😀

Have you seen this advertisement from DiGi? It is the dumbest + silliest ad I ever see…. I do not know want to laugh or what after seeing the ad on tv when it first came out. Ha ha! It is not ha ha ha but it is weird ha ha! I just feel dumb after watching it..?

The ad starts with?two guys climbing rocks.?Then this one fella lost his grip,?causing him to slip down and?pull his mate in the process. Both of them hanging in midair and this?one fella throws the magic question, “What are our chances of surviving?”?which his?friend replies “50-50″. Then this weird looking?fella start?making some funny facial expressions and suddenly moving excitedly, hands in the air,?both legs kicking and?shouting?”Ho ho! Yo ho! Yea!!”,?then waves his hands like a bird and he flies up to this one big?billboard with DiGi 50-50 promotion, cars and motorbikes flying out from the billboard.

….?? ………..? ?……………… Duhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Why?the fark they came up with something like this?? It is hazardous, seriously. Watching it will make?you become?dumber and you will become less productive when you are dumb. And dumbness is contagious, so those?in contact with you will become more or less like you. ‘Birds of a feather flock together’ mar 😀 When dumb-ass-ses rule the world, it is the end of the? world. Hint : Bush??

p/s : You?can view the clip here?or you can even download it here. Em I decided to infect those who come to my blog so I post the video?together with?this post as well haha! Warning! : View at your own risk! 😀 😀

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You should notice the new banner already 🙂 Many thanks to ………. (she wished to be anonymous). I love the banner very much, it is so nice of our anonymous friend to help me create the banner. So what you think of when you look at the banner? Haha.. the tank cracked me lol.. not that I am writing about war, world peace like that. And that tattoo, I wish to have that kind of tattoo and wingy type on my back soon. Very very soon, finalising on the design and budget. Not exactly that design you see at the banner, but pretty much it. Again, many many thanks to YOU! (you know who you are :P)

p/s: her blog is somewhere in my blogroll 😀

A girl ‘accidentally’ left her sandals in my car. In the front seat. So these few days, I keep getting questions like ‘Hey.. whose sandals?is that?’ ‘Woi, siapa punya sandal??’ ‘Har… I know I know.. ‘ I just smiled 😀 So, girls love to leave something to the guy, ‘accidentally’ or purposely to make a point or what? ‘Accidentally’ like leave something girly in your car or in your house such as?high heels, hair?pins, lipsticks,?bra and?panties (ok no la.. haha!). Also maybe?purposely like asking you to put her photo in your wallet, bought you a photo-frame complete with her photo or two of you for your birthday,?put tons of soft toys in?your car (guy don’t buy soft?toys to decorate?his cars ok??? Definite the gf did that, or his sister lor…… haha)?etc.?Or?this one,?imagine this : you and?your gf?go out shopping, while your gf was busy choosing things you?saw?a cute chick?and she was smiling at you then she looks at your?hand and.. Urghh!! Her smile fade away..??Then you realise you are holding your gf’s handbag.. Duh! Haha!

Maybe the purpose is to tell the other girl that ‘This guy is mine! Stay away!’ ‘I am here before you.. haha! Now you know there is another girl..? So back off!’ ??? :D?Maybe?you never intentionally do it, plan it in such a way?so that you?will put your ‘mark’ at some strategic places to enhance the effects when other see?the ‘mark’, but can?it be?in our subconcious mind, we will always try to?make it obvious that we?’own’ her/him.?We want people?to know?about this ‘ownership’. And to do that,? you ‘mark’ your ‘belonging’. It is like animals marking their territory. Ever see how dog do that? Go figure. So, you ever notice how your gf/bf ‘accidentally’ left their things with you or you just realised it now??You should know by now whether the guy/girl you are?after is?available or not?he he he.. Share your ideas guys.. and girls..

p/s : I don’t imply or encourage that a guy should busy oogling other girls while together with her gf, so her gf don’t have a choice but to stamp her ‘ownership’ on him to prevent him from flirting around….He he he..? Oh yea, the title caught you attention?leh… bwahaha!

So you heard the good news heh? Sadly if you are not the lucky 4%, you are getting none of it! Haha~! I am so proud that we are among the countries with the highest number of civil servants. Is it good or what? You decide. Forget about this crap, barking non-stop will not change a thing in Malaysia. What I understand from all this is, one group of people is supporting other group of lazy ass no matter how bad they perform their jobs. Read the Proton compensation to the dealers news? What the fark, so you decide to open business and you found out you cannot make money anymore, you are entitled for compensation? Oh there are not complaining about the compensation, they are complaining that the amount too LITTLE!! Cheebuy, give you compensation is already unreasonable for me, some more said the amount not enough? Come on la, any businessman should know either you make money or you eat shit. So you are getting shit because of your decision in the 1st place. Should we pity you if you go bankrupt? So what if you lose RM20k per month. Why you are in the business then? Do other business lah! Sell burgers or vcd or what shit, don’t become Proton dealers lah fark…? Really don’t understand this give and take mentality. How to be successful? How you expect you can get 30% of the wealth if you never learn the way to be a REAL businessman? Going through enough hardships, taking shits left right centre until you can take it all and make it on your own? Rather than hoping for subsidies, allocated projects, compensations bla bla.. Give give give give.. no wonder we still not much different from what we were before.

Liverfool lose to AC Milan last night 1-2. Didn’t get to watch the match, but.. haha! So,? no Champions League Cup, no Premier League title for a decade and what they keep harping on is the club achievements, won how many European Cups, how many league titles before.. Come on la, forget about the history, people are going to make history not quoting some historical facts every now and then 🙂

Pak Lah did good when he told Samyvellu to shut the fark up and do his job. Bwahahahaha! At last something say something like that to Samy.? He should go for good, we can do better without him.

Mar? is in Shah Alam. I will help bring her around, since she hoping on that so much haha~! And I will show my face at her convocation, as a good friend I am 🙂 Congrats Mar, you make it after all, just to realise that you are getting into another race, rat race 😀 Kah kah kah! Welcome to the animal farm (got this from Zewt post here)

2 of my uni friends are getting married this week. Oh just last week another friend got married as well. Wah.. suddenly I feel so old! Why everybody getting married soon!!!!??? 😀 Obviously, I am not cut to be a ‘husband’ just yet hahaha!

I met many friends lately, most of them when I asked them, how’s work bla bla.. The answer will be ‘Sucks!’. Then I proceed to ask them, ‘If sucks, then why keep on doing it?’ The answer will be ‘No choice lor…’ or something like that. Then if I asked them would them like to try something else, and I proceed on telling them.. the answer will be ‘I have no interest doing that’. That keep me puzzled…. So waking up everyday 7am, get in the jam and work your sorry ass till 6.30pm every day, kena whack by boss, clients.. is your interest? Actually we are forced to do things we like it or not, work in field we like it or not just because we want to cari makan, earn some money, eat good food buy a car, buy a decent house bla bla..? Don’t you think? And how many of us can get job that we ‘interested’ in? My interests is sleep, eat, watch tv… go holidays.. bla bla.. that’s my interests..? :D? How about yours?

Got this from my friendster inbox. Interesting…

God : Hello. Did you call me?

Me: Called you? No.. Who is this ?

God : This is GOD. I heard your prayers. So I thought I will chat.

Me: I do pray. Just makes me feel good. I am actually busy now. I am in the midst of something

God : What are you busy at? Ants are busy too.

Me: Don’t know. But I cant find free time. Life has become hectic. It’s rush hour all the time.

God : Sure. Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you results. Activity consumes time. Productivity frees it.

Me: I understand. But I still can’t figure out. By the way, I was not expecting YOU to buzz me on instant messaging chat.

God : Well I wanted to resolve your! Fight for time, by giving you some clarity. In this net era, I wanted to reach you through the medium you are comfortable with.

Me: Tell me, why has life become complicated now?

God : Stop analyzing life. Just live it. Analysis is what makes it complicated.

Me: why are we then constantly unhappy?

God : Your today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday.You are worrying because you are analyzing. Worrying has become your habit. That’s why you are not happy.

Me: But how can we not worry when there is so much uncertainty?

God : Uncertainty is inevitable, but worrying is optional.

Me: But then, there is so much pain due to uncertainty.

God : Pain is inevitable able, but suffering is optional.

Me: If suffering is optional, why do good people always suffer?

God : Diamond cannot be polished without friction. Gold cannot be purified without fire. Good people go through trials, but don’t suffer. With that experience their life become better not bitter.

Me: You mean to say such experience is useful?

God : Yes. In every terms, Experience is a hard teacher . She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.

Me: But still, why should we go through such tests? Why cant we be free from problems?

God : Problems are Purposeful Roadblocks Offering Beneficial Lessons (to) Enhance Mental Strength. Inner strength comes from struggle and endurance, not when you! Are free from problems.

Me: Frankly in the midst of so many problems, we don’t know where we are heading..

God : If you look outside you will not know where you are heading.Look inside. Looking outside, you dream. Looking inside, you awaken. Eyes provide sight. Heart provides insight.

Me: Sometimes not succeeding fast seems to hurt more than moving in the right direction. What should I do?

God : Success is a measure as decided by others. Satisfaction is a measure as decided by you. Knowing the road ahead is more satisfying than knowing you rode ahead. You work with the compass. Let others work with the clock.

Me: In tough times, how do you stay motivated?

God : Always look at how far you have come rather than how far you have to go. Always count your blessing, not what you are missing.

Me: What surprises you about people?

God : when they suffer they ask, “why me?” When they prosper, they never ask “Why me” Everyone wishes to have truth on their side, but few want to be on the side of the truth.

Me: Sometimes I ask, who am I, why am I here. I cant get the answer.

God : Seek not to find who you are, but to determine who you want to be. Stop looking for a purpose as to why you are here. Create it. Life is not a process of discovery but a process of creation.

Me: How can I get the best out of life?

God : Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear.

Me: One last question. Sometimes I feel my prayers are not answered.

God : There are no unanswered prayers. At times the answer is NO.

Me: Thank you for this wonderful chat.

God : Well. Keep the faith and drop the fear . Don’t believe your doubts and doubt your beliefs. Life is a mystery to solve not a problem to?resolve.

It is very interesting to read about the ‘leak’ issue. The way the MPs involved tried to explain themselves, the way some MPs turned it?into a?political issue, an opposition vs government issue. Damn hillarious. Let see what they said

” The MPs did no intend to offend women or their feelings. They just got angry at the Batu Gajah MP during the parliment proceedings”

Duh, they should they that kind of statement will offend women and hurt their feelings. Angry or not, they as civilised anc cultured?monkeys?parlimentarians should be careful of the words they use. Oh just a thought, what will happen if the MPs are from the opposition? Can they be angry and unintentionally make this kind of statement??I wonder.

?”Nazri said he had instructed the two to meet Shahrizat and did not rule a possibility of the duo apologising to women in general but not to Fong” “I personally think they should not apologise to Fong”

This is even funnier. Apologising to women in general but not to Fong. So obvious they treat this as a political issue, which is a farking damn wrong approach. It is male chauvistic pigs vs women lah! And Fong is not a woman?? And that last statement. They should apologise to Fong and women in general. To Fong because they directed the remarks to her. To Fong because she is a woman, and no real man treat woman that way. To woman in general because they intended the statement to Fong, and unintentionally caused women in general to be angry. Nazri, damn bangang fella.. to make this kind of statement.

?”Bung Mokhtar said he would listen to what Shahrizat had to say and decide what to do. “I will explain my side of the story,” he said, adding that he would not apologise to Fong or any other member of the opposition”

Oi, bodoh, you are right you should not apologise to Fong or any other member of the opposition, but you should apologise to your mom, your sister, your daughter, your grandmother, all the female MPs in BN + opposition and women in general for?that ‘bocor’ remark. And since you like it so much saying ‘Balik/keluar lah kalau tak suka” You should get this ” Balik Sabah lah… Belajar lagi macam mana jadi lelaki, lepas itu baru fikir hendak jadi MP!”

So the duo will meet Datuk Shahrizat Jalil tomorrow. Guess what, I already know what she will say tomorrow after the meeting. Why not we play a game? Guess what she will say to the media after the meeting? No prize for guessing because it is damn farking easy. My guess will be, something along the line of..

“Saya sudah berjumpa dengan mereka berdua. Mereka sudah beri PENJELASAN kepada saya. Saya BERPUAS HATI dengan PENJELASAN mereka. Mereka tidak ada niat untuk menghina kaum wanita dan saya TERIMA PENJELASAN mereka. Saya harap isu ini SELESAI di sini.”

“I?meet them already. They gave their explanations to me and I am satisfied with their explanations. They did not have the intention to offend women and and I accept their reasons. I hope we can move on and put this issue behind”