Read this at Yahoo! Personal just now when I opened the Yahoo! main page. Interesting read 🙂 Those with Double X chromosome take note, please….

11 Things Women Don’t Know About Men (Plus one thing they probably do know, but won’t admit)

By Evan Marc Katz

 1. Getting angry at us for not reading your mind is like getting angry at yourself for not being able to fly. It’s not just futile, it’s physically impossible.

2. Yes, we do think Jessica Alba is hot. Sometimes we’re even dumb enough to admit it.

3. Don’t ask us to understand your shoe fetish. Asking us to respect it is even sort of pushing it.

4. You do look good without makeup, just not as good as you look with it.

5. Ever notice how we don’t fight with our male friends? That’s why we get so frustrated when we fight with you.

6. You care what you’re wearing infinitely more than we do. In fact, if you’re naked when you open the front door, you won’t hear an argument from us.

7. You don’t like to get hit on in public, you don’t want to date online and you don’t want to be set up on blind dates. Tell us if sending messenger pigeons is an appropriate way of courting. Because if it is, we’re all over it.

8.There should a statute of limitations on stupid things that we said that can come back to haunt us. I propose 24 hours.
9. Cooking dinner for a man is like buying flowers for a woman, except it takes a lot more time, effort and thought for you to do it. Thanks. We appreciate it.

10. We actually like your girly pet-names for us, but please, not in front of the guys!

11. Just because we like looking at the women in Maxim doesn’t mean we want to actually converse with the women in Maxim. Not for long, anyway.

12. Your nice guy friends are the most reliable source for telling you if your new boyfriend’s a jerk. And he probably is. (By the way, you might want to consider marrying that nice guy who’s giving you advice about the jerk.)

Check out this song from Eddie Dee. Not an official transformers song, but it rawks!!! Oh I love reggaeton! Hidup Bob Marley!! 😀

Eddie Dee – Transformers
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It’s been a long time since I wrote something in this blog. So far behind compare to Cibol and to think about it, I was the one that urged him to start writing. I guess he got more craps to share than me, being a crappy dude he is…. bwahahahaha! Joking dude! Congrats to Cibol for his centurion post. I have no idea how many posts I have now.. hehe.. since I don’t post that quite often. Just now I went for a badminton session with some friends. Man, something really wrong with my right shoulder. Sharp pain when I rotate it, I suspect this must be the after effect of the accident with lorry last time. I blogged about it here. At first I thought the pain is just normal pain, after a while it will be fine. Since I do not experience any difficulties doing things using my right arm, just once in a while when I woke up, feeling crampy at my shoulder area I just ignored it. And lately it get more and more painful if I stress or try to rotate my shoulder. Maybe I should go and get it x-ray-ed. Haih.. cacat me 🙁

I was chatting with a female friend just now. Some of the things that we talked about…

Q : Do you ever feel in some point of your relationship feel boring? Bored of the whole thing, the whole close together-ness, the you and him/her and you just want to have your own space?

A : Yes, definitely at some point, feel too full of him. That’s why we choose to stay apart for now. (She was staying with her bf for quite a long time, and recently stay apart and the reason given was they spend their time together too often, should try staying apart for now)

Q : If you are going out with somebody from the opposite sex, you will let your bf/gf know about it or not?

A : Oh, if he asks, I will tell. If not, then I keep quiet. (My thought exactly… hehehe)

Hmm.. got more questions and answers but I think it is not appropriate to put it out for reading like this 😛 So you guys, be happy with the above lah.. haha! I went to watch Transformers last week. Damn cool movie shiet!! You guys must watch it. Although I feel that Michael Bay’s decisions to alter the look of Megatron, Starscream, Soundwave.. and all the bad guys to look more alien-biological-robot like is bit too much, but then the emphasize of bad guys vs good guys is more obvious in this movie. The Decepticons with their spiky, ugly mutated look certainly got that bad bad ass feel.. haha! And the movie is damn funny, I laughed all the way watching it. Totally worth my hard earned RM10 hehe. From the start of the movie till the end, actions, explosions… pretty chic… pretty chic again.. flash her butt, show her cleavage to me.. (oopps…got carried away there). Megan Fox is really one hot pretty shweet thing! Hmm… I still like Elisha Cuthbert in Girl Next Door.. haha! Er, no I don’t know.. I am confuse now.. Confused.. Very…

Megan Fox vs Elisha Cuthbert

Elisha Cuthbert strikes!!!

Megan Fox strikes back!!

This is delicious…

This not bad either..

Nothing to say..

Shweeett…..

Enough of nosebleeds… 😀

I should not talk about Altantuya case, sub judice mar.. bwahahaha! The case if somebody remake into movie, sure killer. Let’s see what we have. We got foreign interpreter bombed to pieces, a conspiracy theory involved 2nd most powerful man + arms deal + hundred millions, special force member ordered to kill and pleaded guilty of murder, top political advisor ‘framed’ for murder, change of judge at eleventh hour, a ‘photo’ that will reveal all wah.. recipe for success! Imagine 24, Prison Break, The Interpreter, SWAT, Mission Impossible, Da Vinci Code blended into one and only Made In Bolehland! Crap. But we like craps 🙂 Malaysians like craps..

p/s : I created a still video with Eddie Dee’s Transformers song 😀 Enjoy the song!

Time for another song.. 😀 Haha! Me kinda lazy to post up things lately. Reading the court room drama, I feel like writing something out of it but.. maybe just another time.

“Rehab” – Amy Winehouse

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said ‘no, no, no’
Yes I’ve been black but when I come back you’ll know know know
I ain’t got the time and if my daddy thinks I’m fine
He’s tried to make me go to rehab but I won’t go go go?

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Added a new link to this very cool blog.. How cool? You need to check it out yourself. Look for “Wenq’s ongaku blog” at the sidebar. Enjoy! 🙂

My friend, Wong Ah Beng sent me this email, he wanted me to publish his piece of crap in this farking kewl blog! 😀 Read on..Wong Ah Beng di Pusat Membelibelah

Ini adalah wa punya pemerhatian terhadap perlakuan social yg seling boleh
dilihat di pusat2 membeli belah di tanah ayer..

Awek cun + balak hensem
Ini couple rileks sahaja. Tiada menunjukkan public affection yang
berlebihan. Olang lain pun sinang melihat meleka.

Awek cun + balak tak hensem
Kebanyakan awek yg cun mesti mendapat balak yang tidak hensem.
Silapelhatikan balak itu, ada satu macam muka bangga sebab dia punya amoi
cun. Kadang-kadang itu balak mesti pakai spec hitam mau kasik nampak sikit
hensem. Boleh diperhatikan juga, itu balak suka buat lawak talak kelaka mau
kasik tambat hati aweknya itu (tapi itu awek jalang ketawa, cuma senyum
manis sahaja). Selalunya juga, balak itu mempunyai dompet yang tebal.

Awek tak cun + balak hensem
Lu boleh nampak itu awek mesti pegang kaw-kaw tangan balak dia yang hensem
tamau kasik lepas. Wa pun tatau apa hat. Public affection yang terlampau2
juga akan dilakukan oleh itu awek tersebut terhadap balaknya. Boleh
diperhatikan jua kadang2 itu balak hensem pun ada sikit segan sama itu awek
punya tingkatlaku. Lepas itu aa, kalau ada amoi cun lalu tepi, ini awek tak
cun mesti kasik jelingan maut terlhadap itu amoi cun. Selupa mau makan
olang… Inseculity ploblem..

Awek tak cun + balak tak hensem
Ini couple talak sapa pedulik punya..no komen..

Group of girls + 1 guy
Selalunya berlaku di kedai makan.. Seolang lelaki di kelilingi kawan-kawan
pelempuan nya. Sungguh selonok kalau dapat mendengar perbualan meleka. Lu
akan pelasan, sambil meleka makan, itu lelaki mesti cakap paling banyak
sambil buat lawak talak kelaka (tapi kawan2 pelempuannya mesti ketawa
jugak)

Awek cun berpakaian seksi
Akan lamai olang melihat awek ini. Tetapi awek ini talak kisah sebab besar
kemungkinan dia sulah biasa mendapat pandangan seperti itu. Awek seksi ini
suka menunjukkan buah-buahan di dada nya, atau pusat nya di khalayak lamai
kelana dia tau badan nya ada powah.. Seperti juga lu ada keleta cantik ka
lumah besar ka jam balu ka mesti kasik olang tengok, so boleh pelasaan ada
happy. ini awek pun sebegitu jua.

Awek tak cun berpakaian seksi
Hoiyoooo ini manyak keji punya polumpuan. Lu balang talak cantik kasik
tutup mahh, jangan bikin olang lain saakit mataa. Ini spesis juga suka
menipu dili sendili dengan mengatakan “I wear sexy and I feel good” ataupun
“I have the right to wear anything I want”… Sememangnya meleka melasakan
bahawa berpakaian seksi boleh menjadikan meleka jadi lagi lawa.. Wa tidak
lasa begitu. Huduh akan tetap huduh. Tetapi jikalau huduh & sexy?? Tepuklah
lu punya dada tanya selera ada lalu ka Tatau apa mau cakap lagi woo..

You heard of what happened? to WWE wrestler?Chris Benoit already? Apparently, he may have killed his wife and 7-year-old son before committing suicide himself. Sad to hear that, he’s one of my favourite wrestlers. 🙁 Let us extend our condolences and prayers to the surviving members of his family and their loved ones in this time of tragedy.

Got nothing to do, so I went to this website to have some fun bwahahaha! Used to visit the site last time?when kennysia.com?wrote about it. And just now I was browsing through my friends profile in Friendster?and I saw this thing again. People just love celebrities.?If?someone say you look like this hunky, suave actor or pretty and sexy actress you sure feel damn bangga (proud) heh? Haha!?Here are the results of my celebrities lookalike.?

1st try. Hmm, all less than?70%, tak?boleh pakai lah.. But?62% Katie Holmes lookalike? 61% Jolin Tsai lookalike? WTF….

I tak puas hati (don’t satisfied) with the result so I try again… WTF!! Ariel Sharon!! Yao Ming!! Bwahahahahaha!!!

And again… Now this time, Gillian Chung?? Haha 😛

Another try… Aik? Gillian Chung again…. 😀

And again… -_-||| Now I’m thinking of sex change or part time sell my ass at Jalan Tunku Abdul Rahman..

Still tak puas hati, going to fool the software a bit…? Duh!! Nothing to say.. with the beard everything still WTF!! Mary-Kate Olsen.. Huh!

Last try… %*&(!@**F$!~!!!@# I really?look that girly meh.. Cheebuy!!

Tak mau main lagi la.. (Don’t want to play anymore..)

Just want to share this piece of news. A farking cool event will be held during this weekend in Sibu, Sarawak. Quote from the official website :

“The 2^nd Borneo International Tattoo Convention 2007, will bring together international acclaimed tattoo artist from all over the world and also local talents, whereby the Art of tattooing will be highlighted by traditional performances, traditional music, cultural dances, tribal peace offerings to the spirits and parades from all the major tribal cultures and what is left of the elders who were tattooed the way it was a long time ago … so in other word bringing you back in time when the tattoos worn by the individual glorifies the life of the oneself. ”

So guys, feel free to drop the event by if you are around the area. Or buy a ticket, fly to Sibu 🙂 Let’s get inked! Bwahahahaha!

Ever happened to you that you were in a middle of something and suddenly you heard this song. You stopped whatever shits you were doing and listened to it, and then you got this dreamy eyes and weird smile on your face like the one you did when you are having mind blowing orgasm. (if only you could see yourself in a mirror at that time, that’s how you looked like I bet :D) What the fark is wrong with you? Possessed?

When you heard the song, you were momentarily frozen in time, your mind wandered to the time and place you first hear the song. The song makes you think of someone very special to you as the day you heard of the song was one of the best days you had ever had with her and one of the most loving maybe?? Songs that are attached to memories are always good. The same song can mean something different to every person who ever listen to it. I think that is the coolest thing about music. What song holds a lot of meaning for you? I still remember the first song I listened to when I hold a girls hand for the first time. We were watching a movie and the soundtrack song was playing and my hand suddenly got a mind of its own and the rest is censored for the good of the kids that are reading this. Woi!!! Nothing happened lah, that was just me holding a girls hand for the first time. Cannot be holding hands for the first time then straight to birds and bees lesson heh? Bwahahaha!! So every now and then when I see the movie or hear the song, I will….I will…. Er, I leave it to your imagination lah 🙂

p/s: I am okay guys. Just this post sounds a bit too weird coming from me.. kah! kah! kah!