Selamat Hari Guru, Cikgu!

Today is 16th May. A day to remember the teachers, lecturers, tutors, sifu sifu etc. for their contributions in sharing and giving their valuable knowledge so that one day people like you and me can write in proper English (Sorry Mdm. Swaran, my English still below your expectation, my bad) or so that we can get a better result, get into a better uni, get a better job, earn a better salary. Ha ha! How I wish it was that easy 🙂

IMHO teaching is a rigorous yet frequently underrated challenge. To be a good teacher one must have the passion and dedication, not just treating it just like another job. Sure they get paid but I believe?nothing beat?the satisfaction?of being able to spread the knowledge and see the?students learn and use the knowledge to be a better person one day that keep them going on.?Teachers never ask to be remembered, but this is the least that we can do for them. What I have become today, there are so many great teachers who had guided me along the way. (Hope that I have turned out to be someone decent enough for them to be proud of ha ha ha!)?And for that I will like to wish all the teachers out there a Happy Teacher’s Day. You are special, please keep the torch burning!? I’m forever indebted. Gracias~!

MU, Visit Malaysia 2007 & 50 Years Independence

I don’t get it. What ManYoo (MU aka Manchester United) Asian Tour has to do with Visit Malaysia 2007 and Malaysia’s 50 years of independence? So Asian Football Confederation (AFC) do not sanction the tour and asking Asian countries to give more supports and coverages for Asian Cup.

Malaysian football bosses last year signed an agreement not to promote other matches during the Asian Cup, the region’s premier football tournament. AFC feel that the tour will hurt the tournament, steal the fans away from Asian Cup.

And our Sport Minister and few big shot guys are hoping AFC will reconsider the decision, but to relate it with Visit Malaysia 2007 and 50 years of independence??? Just be honest lah, just say that people do not watch Asian football because it is boring, not entertaining. (except for Japan and Korea- IMHO).

The truth is if Asian football is good, people definitely will watch, no reason not to. Even if AFC managed to cancel the tour,  not necessary the fans watch Asian Cup games. The fans can’t be forced into the stadiums unless the quality of play is good, worth to watch. Man, I watched local football that day, Terengganu vs Perlis I think.. damn insulting to watch that kind of play for any self confessed football fan…

Back to the Visit Malaysia 2007 thing, so people visit Malaysia to watch ManYoo??? 😀 How about local attractions? What about promoting the so called Malaysia’s unique cultural identities?? ManYoo’s match had been planned as part of the celebrations to mark 50 years of Malaysian independence????? Ha ha ha! Sungguh dalam irony nya… Isk isk isk..

Yet FAM is calling Malaysian to support local football, blaming media for giving more coverage on EPL and complains why in Malaysia everyone seems to support football teams other than local teams 😀 Kah! kah! kah!

Just Another Post

Just came back from work. Went to MBSA just now. Fark, I lost my building pass, end up paying RM30 the farking pass. No idea where and when I lost it. Everything is so blur this week. Hectic and heavy workload for the past weeks. Damn, I am waiting for the day I tender my resignation letter with a big smile on my face saying “Boss, I quit.”?Bwahahahahaha! Thinking about that making me happy la la la~!?:D So, what to write? Yeah, rants… again. (It is like?dumping all your shits you accumulated, taken??for the whole week then dump it here,?such an orgasmic feeling hahaha!)

First, let me see. Ah, Samyvellu said 22 million is needed to inspect and check all the buildings in Putrajaya. Inspecting and checking only!!! Just that, people walking around, do a bit of?testing here?and there.. pop! 22 million. Nice thing to do heh? I will love to see the breakdown figures. How they farking come up with that magic figure. Oh ya, if you are in repairing/rehabiliating business or anything related to that, you just may make it big here in Malaysia! Here, we pay higher for repair cost compare to construction cost. It is?part of our slogan “Malaysia Boleh” thing you see 🙂

Mothers’ day is around, so I will like to?pay tribute to?all the moms, moms to be out there a Happy Mothers’ Day! God bless your kind soul, happiness be with you always 🙂 Take care guys, have a nice weekend~!

A Professional Blogger??? Are You?

?Let me quote something from The Star I read today.

Zam : Classify bloggers -‘Differentiate between professionals and non-professionals’

Malaysia has to classify bloggers as professionals and non-professionals as a mechanism to prevent the misuse of blog sites, Information Minister Datuk Seri Zainuddin Maidin said.?

He said he believed that professional bloggers were those who were more responsible in ensuring that their web content was based on truth and not mere rumours.?

This classification will also facilitate any action to be taken against those found to have violated the countrys laws, he told a press conference at the Putra World Trade Centre here yesterday

We have to control this. It is feared that these (blog sites) will be misused by those who have an agenda to spread slander. ?”

Zainuddin said this was important in enabling the people to determine whether they could trust a certain matter and whether the blog content was the truth or a rumour that could cause discomfort or undermine unity.?

What is the fuss dude? Fear that the blogs will be misused by those who have an agenda to spread slander? Come on lah, it’s damn boring reading?local newspapers or?watching national news which most of the time reporting the same monotonous piece. Damn farking bored, reading TheStar, NST, Berita Harian or watch TV3, all singing praises and reporting all good no problem when the real issues never been touched. If one to say that local media have agenda to spread government propaganda, just see media reports during?last few by-elections, potraying the opposition in bad light (opposition = bad + evil, pro-government = good + holy), so in a way is it not being misused by ‘those’ who have an agenda to spread slander in this case against the opposition?

Professional bloggers will be more responsible in ensuring their web content was based on ?truth and not mere rumours? What is truth? For Datuk Seri Zam, truth is anything that potrays government as good, efficient, holy, not questioning the government’s decisions, acting as government mouthpiece, yes man lah right? Oh why target only blogs? The way I see it, blog tell more truth than local media, in a way there are more freedom to?report?as there is no pressure to please?certain parties in doing so. I am baffled by the this truth thing. Since when if an issue is raised, be it in a blog, newspaper, radio or television involves crictism of?the government then it must be not true and regarded as slander? So since the local media is fully under government control it is natural for independent medias such as blogs and internet news to be bolder as there is?nobody?telling them what can be reported and what not.??(you ever read any news criticising our goverment policies? I doubt so, and I doubt our goverment policies are flawless and fark it,?questioning certain policies is not sensitive okay?? Especially policies involved spending of rakyat’s money. Don’t farking sensitise everything. Emo shiet!) And how to classify bloggers into professionals and non-professionals? I really looking forward to see how they do it. What are the parameters? Er, having a degree? A professional that blogs? Member of political party that blogs about his party 24/7 ‘professionally’? Blogging as a career? Come on it is a common sense not everything?you read nowadays it is the farking truth so use your own brain to decide. You are a moron to believe whatever people throws at you. A big one.

Truth is really subjective nowadays, you can even create it our of thin air. How? It can be easily done by reporting the same bullshit?thing over and over again and over time it become truth. Ever?heard of stories of about haunted places? One person telling you the old house at that corner of the road is haunted, you may not believe, but the next day another two persons tell you the same story, everybody telling the same story, you started to believe the story might be true, yes?or no? Ever heard of this particular mamak stall mix something shitty?in the curry so it taste so good? You just need few friends, telling the same story again and again I doubt you will ever go back to that particular stall. That’s the truth. So what is truth to you? If it is convenient to you then it is truth? It is more important to educate?a person so that he can deduces on? his own how reliable a piece of information rather than classifying what is truth, what is not?for him. We are not that dungu to the extend?that we need a?so called classification of bloggers into professionals and non-professionals so that we know that, when we read ‘professional written blogs’ then is must be farking true and when you read a non-professional blog like this piece of shit by me it is definitely useless and not true. Heh? What say you? You are a professional blogger? I don’t see myself as a blogger, I’m just a guy who write blogs (copy this from Charyelle 😀 )

dungu – dumb

my hairy.. hairy.. moments

My car died on me last sunday night. Was on the way sending my friends to Shah Alam and stalled nearby Motorola intersection at Federal Highway. And it was raining heavily while I waited for the tow truck to come. Argh!! The next day sent my car for repair, put a deep hole in my wallet shiet.. While waiting for the car to be repaired, I got bored, nothing to do.. so I camwhored. Ha ha ha! These are the results…

p/s: Please bear with it, what you will view may cause you – severe nausea, repetitive diarhea, impotency, ‘tulan’, etc. so view at your own risk haha! Er, ok what, you seldom see guy posting ‘bimbo’ style, so here it is.. ha ha ha! (Someone complained that my blog lack of photos, so I think I should make up for that in this post :P)

Lol, enough I guess, damn it’s so troublesome uploading photos, copy the image location, paste it.. arrange.. wonder how some people took so much trouble to put photos on their blog 😀 Some even photochopped the photos and that will definitely time consuming.. Adios! Need to go to LCCT to pick up someone special he he he….

You Get What You Voted For

Encrypts from our ‘beloved’ former Prime Minister interview with malaysiakini interview.  Taken from jeffooi.com  post here

THINK CAREFULLY 

 “If you don’t think (about) what you are doing, you don’t use your vote intelligently, then of course, you are to be blamed.”

“Don’t vote BN blindly, don’t vote PAS blindly, don’t vote DAP blindly. Think. Use your faculties to think.”

SEND THE SIGNAL

 “Unless you send a signal to the government that, ‘Look, if you don’t behave yourself, you may not get my vote at the next election,’ then the government will say, ‘You see? The people are voting for us. We are doing well.’

BUY-ELECTION GOODIES

“If you vote (BN) because you get a lot of money or because you get a lot of projects, you may get a rotten government which uses money in order to buy your vote.”

BN SUPPORTERS WHO VOTE BLINDLY

“They (Bn supporters) don’t care whether it is a good government or not. We are Barisan people. We vote Barisan. No assessment, no study. We vote (Barisan) because we must. That’s why I say a country deserves the government it gets.“If you don’t think (about) what you are doing, you don’t use your vote intelligently, then of course, you are to be blamed.”

HERO & FALL GUY

“If they win, it’s because of Pak Lah, if they lose, it’s because of (Selangor Mentri Besar Mohd) Khir Toyo.”

 Need I say more? Hope the voters in Ijok will cast their votes carefully today.

Puisi

I suddenly got this idea after replying to the comments in my previous post. Let’s write some poem 😀 I will write it in Malay haha! So, here’s my lamest effort to be a poet.. bear with it.

‘yi’

di sini,
aku berdiri (ok im sitting actually, how to stand and type?),
membaca komen-komen di belog ini,
rasa sunyi,
ketiadaan pc,
yang boleh berfungsi,
maka aku dari sini,
ofis di jalan kenari,
menulis puisi,
mengguna pc kompeni,
tanpa bos ku sedari,
lately,
baru baru ini,
adakah saudara saudari,
mengikuti perkembangan terkini,
yang panas tidak terperi,
yang ku maksudkan di sini,
ialah pilihanraya yang sudah diadakan 3-4 kali,
kerana wakil rakyatnya mati,
sungguh ku tak mengerti,
setelah ku analisi,
taktik-taktik memancing undi,
oleh pemimpin-pemimpin yang kononnya bestari,
cuma peduli,
di kala menyedari,
perlunya memikat hati,
pengundi-pengundi,
menjadi satu misteri,
mengapa begini,
tapi memang ini yang terjadi,
saudara saudari lihat sendiri,
mereka menabur janji,
wang ringgit, projek-projek dan saguhati,
seperti membina taman rekreasi,
lampu lampu jalan yang baru dan berseri-seri,
hanya dalam beberapa hari,
semuanya bisa diluluskan dan ditangani,
walaupun biasanya mengambil masa lama tak terperi,
mungkinkah harus begini,
dalam senyap ku pinta pada ilahi,
supaya wakil rakyat ku pergi,
jauh dari sini,
ke alam yang satu lagi,
supaya piliharaya boleh diulangi,
dan semua akan mendapat rezeki,
dapatkah difahami,
yang ditulis aku ini,
yang ku pasti,
semua ini komedi,
kita harus berhati hati,
kerana selepas ini,
semuanya akan sunyi sepi,
bakal dilupai,
sehingga pilihanraya datang lagi,
kerana wakil rakyatnya pergi,
pergi bermaksud mati,
pinta maaf harap diberi,
jangan semua ambil hati,
ini cuma tulis suka suka hati,
tapi,
siapa makan cili,
dia rasa pedas sekali!

bwahahahahahaha! I’m so farking talented. Period