Didn’t get to online for the past few days, something wrong with the internet connection. Cheebuy Streamyx. I hope they go bankrupt after Wimax is implemented. Sucky services, crappy customer service, cut-throat rates, farking slow speed. This is what we get after all this years. People are getting faster and faster speed, better and cheaper internet connection and we are lagging behind. WTF wrong I just couldn’t figure it out. And what’s wrong with our parlimentarians? Every now and then you will hear some asshole saying ‘Kalau you tak suka cara sini, you keluar lah dari negara ini’ (If you don’t like the way it’s here in this country you can get the fark out) How this kind of attitude is fit to serve as a parliment member? Monkeys.. Oh yea, we are really fark up, just look around. Police is investigating the Anti Corruption Agency (ACA) most powerful man, the ACA Deputy-General and ACA is investigating the person that’s supposed to look after the police, the Deputy Internal Minister. How shitty is that? You cannot get more shit than that I guess. How we are supposed to trust the system, when the highest people in power themselves involved in this kind of thing? I don’t. And, there will be no revision of oil price just yet, the reason is the depreciation of world oil price is not stable, we will need more time to consider before getting on with the decision. This is a very important decision to make, cannot be done in haste. Government still paying a LOT for the oil subsidies, bla bla bla.. bla.. I don’t hearing all that when they decided to increase it overnight last time? No announcement, nothing. Oh they did announce it 4 hours before they implemented it. Fark! Why last time we never need more time to consider bla bla?? Hmm enough with the rantings, let’s move on.

A person very special to me is celebrating her special moment in, let me see.. 40 mins from now. 29th March is her birthday!!! I kinda ‘forgot’ her birthday last year and I was very sorry for that, you can read it here. This time I will not forget about it!! Haha! So I’m going to put up my wishes here 😀 Happy Birthday b~! I’m sorry I’m not with you celebrating your birthday, again… 🙁 (physically I’m not with you, but you know I’m always around 😛 ceh ceh!… haha~!) I hope that I’ll be be there, next to you, blowing candles for your next birthday yeah! Just want to let you know that life is so much better with you, let’s hope for better days ahead, take good care of yourself, love you always. Muaks!

Let’s sing the song for the birthday girl, Mel 🙂

Go, go, go, go, go, go
Go, shorty
It’s your birthday.. (lol.. 50 cent intoxicated, sorry)

Okay, a proper one now 😀

Happy birthday to you, (2x)
Happy birthday, happy birthday~~!
Happy birthday to YOU!! Happy birthday to you (2x)
Happy bithday to Mel………
Happy birthday to YOU!!!!!!

(Claps claps.. kisses.. muaks muaks! bwahahahahaha!)

Enjoy your birthday dear~!

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Cibol tagged me, so I forced myself to do this dumb shit..

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are not looking merely for a girl/boyfriend – you are looking for your life partner. Perhaps you should be more open-minded about who you spend time with. The person you are looking for might hide their charm under their exterior.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:

You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that’s why you’ll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?

Your views on education

You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.

The right job for you:

You’re a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you’ll be set for life.

How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don’t ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

p/s: Will comment on the result later, going back home now~! 🙂

Do you ever tell a lie? I think so. Most of us lied before, it’s part of or life. It is a social skill one need to have, it’s the way the social world operates. Parents lied to their kids and saw it as acts of love, to protect them. So what is the worst/biggest/nastiest lie you ever tell?

Well, when I was a kid, I used to lie to my parent, very often hehe…I lied for many reasons, to get things, to get out of sticky situations and so on… Oh come on, children lie all the time. Children exaggerate, twist the truth, hide the facts, manufacture stories, and deny the obvious. When we growing up, most of the time knowing that we did something wrong, out of being afraid that our mom will blow up at us or dad will take out the rotan, we will lie to save ourselves. We lie because we were afraid of our parents temperament. For me, it is the lesser of two evils, so I lied and hoped that I would get away with it. (Of course, most of the time I didnt get away haha! My parent is too smart for that)

I remember a lie that I told, that up to this very day if I think of it will create a smile on my face. Not that I am proud with the lie I told (Er, kinda proud a bit that I was able to create such a perfect lie.. bwahahahahaha!! Joking..) So let me share with you what it was about. When I was in Form 1, I was suspended from hostel for 2 weeks. I was involved in one serious case (I may tell you guys about it in future, see how :P) Let just say it was a serious offense and the the school decided to suspend me from hostel for 2 weeks + 50 demerit points. You see, I was staying in hostel, when you are suspended from hostel, you still need to go for class. But suspended from hostel means I had no place to stay and I would have problem going for class. If I didn’t go for class, I definitely couldn’t tell my parent that out of nothing the school closed for 2 week. I need to go for classes and find a place to stay without my parent knowing. It is different if you are not staying in hostel, for that serious offence you will be suspended from school for 2 weeks, no need to attend class. For hostel students, they will be suspended from hostel, and still need to attend class. Weird.

I didn’t tell my parent about it. My mom knew nothing of the case, or the punishment I received. (Only after she received a letter from the school which she received long after I finished my suspension asking her to come to school to meet the discipline teacher, with me along of course.. hehe, she knew that I was having discipline problem in school. But, up to this day she never knows what nature of case I was involved. I don’t dare to tell her. And what for korek cerita lama yang tak best in front of your parent right?) Ok continue with the story, so I couldn’t stay in hostel, I didn’t inform my parent where should I go? Oh yeah, it was end of semester (Form 1) that I was told by the school it that for the first 2 weeks in new semester (Form 2), I need not to come to school. (Suspended lah..) During my semester break I did try to tell my mom about it, but I didn’t. (Scared mar..) So after the semester break, as usual I would go back to Miri (My hometown in Sarikei) on Saturday by bus and stayed at my mom’s friend place. Our old neighbour place. (I was in Miri until Standard 3, then moved to Sarikei). So on Sunday morning, when she asked me (let’s call her Auntie Mary)

Auntie Mary : So what time you are going back to hostel?

Me : Er.. Actually I got something to tell you. Do you mind if I stay here for 2 weeks?

Auntie Mary : Ah? Why? I thought you supposed to go back this afternoon?

Me : (thinking fast…) Hmm.. hm.. you see Auntie Mary, my hostel is having some renovation works, so the students cannot stay in hostel for a period. They said it will take 2 weeks then we can go back to hostel. (Out of the blue moon, this came out from my mouth.. )

Auntie Mary: Oh liddat ah? Aiya, not a problem, stay here as long as you want.

Me: (oh yeah!!!!!!!) Thank you Auntie. You are so kind. (Smile.. smile..)

That’s it. For the next 2 weeks, everyday I walked to the bus station, took bus to school, attend classes like normal, until the end of my suspension. The funny thing was not many knew that I was suspended from hostel, I just told them I stayed with my relative for a while before back to hostel and I already asked the warden’s permission for it 😀 😀 Auntie Mary never figure out that I lied to her. And my mom never know I stayed at her place for that 2 weeks… So what is the biggest lie you have ever told and for what reason?? Let me know 🙂

p/s: I’m not proud of the fact the I lied to the people that care about me, it felt like I used them and I regretted that I did that.. Don’t lie, it will catch up with you one day.. jeng jeng jeng…..

Hello guys, wassup!! I’m posting from office. My pc still not yet fix 🙁 But I got a new pc at office 😀 haha! Cannot write very long, but will love to share this video with you guys. This guy got talent! Haha! Good rapping and interesting music video he got there, so check it out ya!

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At last, someone got it right. Yes, we finally have a minister with a working brain, and we hope he will continue to do well in his job to serve the rakyat and not to come up with some stupid suggestions, lucky draws as the previous minister did. Oh if you guys are puzzling over what I’m talking about, it’s here. Let me share bits of the news for you guys;

“PUTRAJAYA: Offering lucky draw prizes to encourage Malaysians to change to the MyKad is silly and rubbish, Home Minister Datuk Seri Radzi Sheikh Ahmad said.?

Citing this, Radzi yesterday announced that the Perodua MyVi, Suzuki Scooter, and electrical items offered in the Jom Tukar dan Menang (Lets Change and Win) lucky draw 18 months ago was being officially withdrawn.?

It is the duty of all Malaysians to get their MyKad. It is their responsibility without having any carrot offered to them. This is a national card, your citizenship card.?”

Exactly, why we Malaysian must have some sort of incentives?to make us to do things? Malaysian are farking lazy people if you ask me. Everything must have benefits, must ada untung then we go and do it. That’s why we shop only on the last day, pay our?summons on the last day.. everything on the last day. Get more discounts on the last day mar, or if some dungu ministers decided to have lucky draw, better chance to win mar.

ada untung – got profit (literally)

dungu – dumb

I’m in Sarawak now!!! Sarawak.. tanahairku… Tanah tumpah darahku Sarawak… 😀 😀 But, not yet back home hehe… I’m now in Kuching, stay here for few days, then take bus going back to my hometown, Sarikei. 4-5 hours journey, depending on the bus driver’s skills and road condition. If it’s raining like this few days.. damn, the road sure in very bad condition, will take longer time to reach home. Fark them, constructing the road, it’s like?eternity.. I remember they started to do the road since I was in secondary school?? 10 years back? Wtf.. farking slow. Ok move on to a happier note.

Valentine’s Day is around the corner! It’s tomorrow! So, most of?you already prepared some gifts, flowers.. for your loved one? Share the love people! Love your friends, your family, your neighbours..your dog..?and the list goes on.. Not only gf-bf or husband-wife love we are talking about when it’s Valentine.?It is much more than that..?Everyone should celebrate it, as there is always someone to celebrate your Valentine with 🙂 Hmm,?don’t you think that Valentine’s Day is way too much commercialised nowadays…Overated..It’s no longer special. What so special when everybody is doing the same farking thing on the same day 😛 (Er, guess I’m bit weird there.. by saying that hahahahahhaha) But, I guess if everyone is happy with that, it should not be a problem, what?is the big deal yeah? ?Some people make some money, some people show their love from exchanging their money with something, some people accept that something as a loving gesture.. Everybody is happy.. What else we could ask for?? Happy Valentine’s Day !! I love you~!!

?p/s: Share to you guys?something?from my?email inbox. Funny shiet.. You will never wish you get these cards for Valentine 😛 Bwahahaha!!

Dear all, let me start my post with a snippet of a song 😛

All Apologies (Nirvana)

What else should I be
All apologies
What else could I say
Everyone is gay beep! beep!
What else could I write
I don’t have the right
What else should I be
All apologies

Yes, I’m teribbly sorry for neglecting my blog, no updates for such a long time. You know it’s really really unacceptable when there are people writing in asking you to update haha! Thanks for the comments guys! (So you guys do check up my crappy?blog yeah? sob sob.. I’m so farking touched.. touche.. touche.. :D)

I was really busy for the past few weeks, man… never being so serious about doing things. Yeah, I’m a serious dude now.. Bwahahaha! Actually, beside tons of thingsin the office, I’m busy with something else as well. You know, part time stuffs.. (No Cibol… not jual burit la.. if that’s what in your mind) Let’s say I’m doing some small business as well.. Remember my 1st resolution for this year? Yes, to make more moolah and clear off my farking huge debts.. So talk and no walk the talk = cakap tak serupa bikin. Need to get real, keep it moving, make myself busy, slaving myself for that shit we all need = $$. Money is not everything, but without money you can do nothing, you are nothing just another tin kosong. Oh shiet, I sounded like a materialistic asshole right now hehe.. Don’t worry guys, it’s still the old me, the happy go lucky guy… just a tad bit serious now when it?I need to be, can’t?be playful all the time?yeah?

Meanwhile, I will like to?say sorry to?some of the people around me, especially?those who are close to me, if you feel that I was kind like ignore you, I sounded ?super busy all the time since the beginning of this year..doing my own things..?Really I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be like that, seriously. Just that I’m putting more time into something, it doesn’t mean that I neglected you. Some matters need to be given more attention for the time being, it’s just?a transitional period and when things start to move smoothly, I assure you that I will be there all the time, heck, any time you want me to 🙂 So please understand. Some of you know me for so long, don’t you think it’s too quick to pass a judgement that I’m a changed man, that?I no longer treasure what I had before all this? I have my reason for doing this, and it’s a good one.?As someone so close to me I believe that you should understand me more than anyone else.

I’ll be going back to my hometown this Saturday. My flight is 11.40am Air Asia to Kuching. I will stay in Kuching for few days.. then back to Sarikei on the 15th Feb. So guys, any of you in Kuching next week, do?call me up, let’s go out have some drinks. It’s nice meeting old friends, or making new friends 😀 It’s?been a long time since I?went back to Sarawak… Fark,?1st thing I’m going to do when I reach Kuching?is?membantai sepinggan mee kolok!! Bwahahaha! I miss the food argh!! Oh yeah, internet connection is limited at my hometown, I don’t think I want to surf using my?Digi line, no EDGE connection there, and?it’s farking slow on GPRS. I will see if I’ll be able to log in and post something up for Chinese New Year haha! So,?Gong Xi Fatt Chai guys!! Happy Chinese New Year!! Wishing you a prosperous new year have?better days ahead. Let’s all?live in harmony and?strive for… World Peace??? 😛 Yeah.. World Peace.. hahahahahaha! Sounded like a pagent contestant… bwahahahahahaaha!

cakap tak serupa bikin? – talk cock

membantai sepinggan mee kolok!! -??eating mee kolok – blanched noodles with slices of meat & vegetables, served dry or soup (in a broth). see picture.

?The infamous mee kolok!!

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