Received this in my Friendster inbox. A subtle message??? Haha! I don’t really agree with some of the things.. but guys, you know I know lah 😀 Just read for fun

WHAT GIRLS WANT BUT GUYS WONT DO

Message: leave her sweet text messages.

Kiss her in front of your friends.

Trust her over everyone else.

Tell her she looks beautiful.

Look her in the eye when you talk to
her.

Tell her stupid jokes to make her
laugh.

Let her mess with your hair. Mess with
her hair.

Just walk around with her.

Include her in all things you do.

When she cries do whatever it takes to
make her smile.

Forgive her for her mistakes.

Look at her likes she’s the only girl
you
see.

Tickle her even when she says stop.

Hold her hand even when you are
around your friends.

When she starts swearing at you tell
her you love her.

Let her fall asleep in your arms.

Get her mad, and then kiss her.

Tease her & let her tease you back.

Stay up with her all night when she’s
sick.

Watch her favorite movie.

Kiss her forehead.

Give her the world.

Write her letters.

Let her wear your clothes.

When shes sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she’s important.

Let her take all the photos of you she
wants.

Kiss her in the rain.

Call her every night.

And when you fall in love with her,
tell her.

Love her like you never loved
before.

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

• ass (5x)
• shit (3x)
• shits (1x)

Source: Mingle²    

Haha! Got this from michaelooi.net Guess my blog will be rated worst than that if I type fuck as fuck instead of fark 😀 hehe.. so kids under 17 out there, be sure your parent is beside you when reading this blog bwahahaha!

Oh ya, Malaysian Mind moved to a new address. He is now known as Shaky Fish. He is on his conquest to be the hottest and world femes blogger 😀 Quoted from his post : “I’m in the midst of changing the whole look of my blog so I can be the world famous blogger.” So give him a visit will ya? His way of writing is very interesting, sometimes comical, a lot of dark humour and definitely worth the read. So be sure to check it out 🙂

I have no idea how many times I got this kind of sms, but to get 3 smses from the same company in a period of 5 months? You guys ever get this kind of sms? 😛

‘ Congratulations! VISIT MALAYSIA 2007 has chosen MR BONG XXXX XXXXXX (correct full name), i/c number 8XXXXX-XX-XXXX (correct ic!), as our lucky winner for HOLIDAY VOUCHER 2 days 1 night for 6 pax at our 6 places in Malaysia… Sponsored by Lxxxxxx Hxxxxxxx Sdn. Bhd. More information pls call this number 019261xxxx ms. nxxxxxx. tq.”

They managed to get the name and ic no. correctly. I think most of us ever encounter this kind of sales pitching, where your information is obtained by some strangers, suddenly call your office or mobile phone to sell insurance, holiday packages bla bla.. Most of the time I kena insurance lar.. The ‘default’ opening line will always sound like this :  ‘Oh Mr. Bong, congratulations! You are selected among… / You have won yourself…… ” So you know what to do when you heard that. Feign bad connection, pretend don’t understand English/Mandarin/Malay or whatever language they used to talk to you, make battery flat sound.. whatever necessary. Most of the time I will go like ‘Wai?? Wai? Hello? Yaa yaa… Har??! Kenot hia you lar bruder!! Wattt wat??? Kol bek kol bek.. Line no gud hia..Soli soli” bwahahahahahaha! Then off hp 😀 But if call office phone.. er, just say busy lor, got meeting. Sometime very hard to say no on the phone when the person keep on blabbering..

So back to the sales pitching thing, I wonder, it is legal for our information to be passed around like that? Your credit card no. I/C no. etc without our consent? They are so good, you see I seldom answer call which the number I don’t recognise on my mobile, so I will ignore the call, but 5 mins later my office phone will ring!! So they got my mobile no, office no, maybe my office address, my home address. If they can get hold of my photostated I/C maybe can use to apply some loan from some Ah Long Finance Company and I will be in deep shiet hehe..

Oh ya, today is Cibol 1st day at work, congrats dude for stop lazy-ing your ass at home. I was thinking of introducing you this job with Uncle Ho already if you still jobless. Haha! Lot of vacancies!! 😀 Happy day at work dude!

I remember having fun with this game when I was hooked to Utopia – a free interactive online game at Swirve.com where members of the kingdom will create a thread just for this game beside threads for strategies, war schedules bla bla. I guess everybody just love to read something that contains partly his or her idea. We always love to see the end result of something that we were involved in and or contributed. The feeling of being part of something. And it was fun! Reading the stories that we created just damn hillarious. We had stories that are confusing, funny, downright outrageous, weird and senseless most of the time and some stories turned out pretty good haha! So, let start a story on this blog of mine and hope we can make up something creative heh? Just post your 3 words to the words given in your comment and as the story gets longer I will combine it and decide when to stop 🙂 Have fun guys! Appreciate you leaving some comments for the story.. Hehe.

“Jeng jeng jeng… Sweet Purple Grapes, our new product that tastes like grapes? What the I love u. Just add some I *heart* grape, but then Yoda, the Yogi’s twin who lives in a weird palace, he’s an asshole without an ass. He is the king of queens. He loves to eat nasi lemak with sambal belacan. He f*cks like a horny ass days and nights with doggie next door. It does hurts but he doesn’t give a fuck because it’s syiok and mind bending. Farking good man! Yogi the twin wants to die and rot there to be resurrected and he knows that he will be sex god, a boring one. What the heck? Barney the gay-dinasour……

p/s : imsomniac me got nothing better to do, you must forgive me :p

bongkersz : oi, at least make sure there is a continuity to the story la guys… 😀 (2.22am 17/06/07)

bongkersz : cibol, apa erti ya? mana kesinambungan cerita itu.. lol… (0013 18/06/07)

I got nothing better to do just now, so I went to check out Transformers official site here. Oh crap, Megatron look like a piece of junk metals binded together, more like a deceased mutated?infected butthole looking alien!!! Fark, nothing like the original robot-like Megatron that I love so much… Cheebuy why they need to alter the look until it look so farking hideous? Arghhhh!!!! You be the judge. Check out this two photos of Megatron.

Fugly shiet Megatron!! Damn you Michael Bay!

I like this Megatron!! Gimme back this look!

What is this? Alien + Predator Hybrid?

How cool is that!!

And see what they did to Bumblebee. From this

to this crap..

I was hoping that the movie will not be too far from the original Transformers franchise, the one that I love so much when I was a kid. But looking at that… Argghhhhhh!!! Em, maybe not a bad thing, go watch the movie and treat it as a new and totally different from the old one… But… sigh..

I love this song very much. You will have a big smile on your face after listening to this song. Reggae rawks! This song is dedicated to all the beautiful girls out there. I love you beautiful girls 😀 Enjoy the song! (And enjoy the photos….)

Beautiful Girl – Sean Kingston

JR! Sean Kingston!

Chorus:
You’re way too beautiful girl
That’s why it’ll never work
You’ll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it’s over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do your dirt
They’ll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it’s over

Verse 1:
See it started at the park
Used to chill at the dark
Oh when you took my heart
That’s when we fell apart
Coz we both thought
That love lasts forever (lasts forever)
They say we’re too young
To get ourselves sprung
Oh we didn’t care
We made it very clear
And they also said
That we couldn’t last together (last together)

Refrain:
See it’s very define, girl
One of a kind
But you mush up my mind
You walk to get declined
Oh Lord…
My baby is driving me crazy

(Repeat Chorus)

Verse 2:
It was back in ’99
Watchin’ movies all the time
Oh when I went away
For doin’ my first crime
And I never thought
That we was gonna see each other (see each other)
And then I came out
Mami moved me down South
Oh I’m with my girl
Who I thought was my world
It came out to be
That she wasn’t the girl for me (girl for me)

(Repeat Refrain and Chorus)

Verse 3:
Now we’re fussin’
And now we’re fightin’
Please tell me why
I’m feelin’ slightin’
And I don’t know
How to make it better (make it better)
You’re datin’ other guys
You’re tellin’ me lies
Oh I can’t believe
What I’m seein’ with my eyes
I’m losin’ my mind
And I don’t think it’s clever (think it’s clever)

You’re way too beautiful girl
That’s why it’ll never work
You’ll have me suicidal, suicidal, suicidal…

[youtube video = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVB5ViG_0yE]

So, KL?was hit by flash floods again?during a?heavy downpour last night. Really bad this time.?Some photos, taken from thestar.com.my gallery :

So when KL hit by flash floods, this will happen :

For more go see for yourself at here

So the SMART tunnel is not ready yet. The contruction of water retention ponds and other flood mitigation projects are still?on-going, only after all these are completed then only our ‘SMART’ tunnel is fully operational. We will see then 🙂

So we have no choice to wait loh…

So SamyVellu was caught plagiarising? Aiyoh, give him a break lah, at least he tried his best to mengampu his boss, showing off his poetic side. Or is it copy-et side? What you say Cibol? 😛

So?users of the?SMART tunnel?will be charged?RM2, effectively? from 11.59pm on June 14… RM2 for a mere 3km. So SamyVellu said they spent a lot for the construction of the tunnel, RM2 is ciput lar compare to Hongkong… bla bla (So he did the comparison again lar.. like usual)

So our PM got his new life partner, now he is a happier person we hope he can do more for Malaysia. As he said ‘A happy Prime Minister can do a lot of good work’?:) Congrats Pak Lah.

So again women are blamed for failed marriage, and this time suprisingly came from a respected woman 🙂 Sad… I am referring to the news in TheStar “Ng: Time not right to hire Chinese maids”.?Quote : “?The little dragon ladies from China are wrecking marriages by enticing husbands and affecting mainly rural wives who often suffer in silence, said Wanita MCA chief Datuk Dr Ng Yen Yen”. Read here if you have no idea what I am talking about. (Oh I doubt many of you will understand after reading, but tidak mengapalah.. So what right?)

So I chatted with a friend, a girl and we touched on the issue of voting. She said she will not register as a voter, and are not planning to do so. So I told her, what is the?difference between her and an Indonesian?(I mean foreigner lah… )?if she is a Malaysian but choose not to use her vote. I bet most of you reading this have not register to vote yet. And do not plan to do so. So have you register to vote? I will not start on the issues such as ‘no point voting, as it will make no difference.. bla bla.. my vote make no impact.. bla bla..’ It is because many of us thinking along this line lah we always end up with some stupid dumbass MPs making decisions for us. And then we complain and rant when things not going well. I tell you, blame yourself. If you do not exercise your vote (be it you are voting for the government or the opposition), you do not have any farking right to complain. You are no different?than any Indon, or Bangla, or Vietnamese bla bla…. Yes, you have Malaysian IC. So what?