LEE FAH MEE’s Snek-MI Perasa Udang, I loike!

Time: 2.45pm. June 11th, 2009.

Location: Miri. Office. Cubicle. Table.

Official Mission: Updating design calculations. Staad Pro. MS Excel. MS Word. AutoCAD.

Distractions: Facebook. The Flaccid Mind. Blogs. Lowyat. net. Yahoo Messenger. YouTube.

Official Drink: Coffee – hot, black, less sugar. Nescafe.

Official Snack: LEE FAH MEE – Snek-Mi Perasa Udang

I love this snack! Loike it! Loike!

ps: What are you doing right now?

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You no understand my English? Blame the stupid education system in Malaysia, not me.

DPM: English not a ‘must pass’ for SPM?

By KAREN CHAPMAN

KUALA LUMPUR: Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin is surprised to learn that English is not a “must pass” subject for SPM and wants public feedback on the matter.

The Education Minister said it was a revelation to him as he had always thought that it was a prerequisite since students had to learn English in school.

He was also shocked to learn that national schools no longer taught English grammar.

“I don’t know how you can learn English without knowing grammar,” he told newsmen after launching the Kirkby College alumni association.

Muhyiddin said students were now merely learning communicative English.

“This means they are picking up the language for communication purposes only,” he said, adding that almost 70% of students who take English pass the subject.

The minister said he would seek public view on the matter.

“We may deliberate on it at the ministry level but as Education Minister, I want to give the public a chance to share their views,” he said.

(A pass in English has never been compulsory for SPM. Since 2000, a pass in Bahasa Malaysia was sufficient to get the SPM certificate. Previously, a credit was a must.)

Muhyiddin said he wondered if rural students would be at the losing end if a pass in English was required in SPM.

He also said he did not know if not having to pass English meant the standard of the language had gone down.

When announcing the SPM results in March, Education director-general Tan Sri Alimuddin Mohd Dom said 89% of 178,751 candidates had opted to answer the Additional Mathematics Paper 1 fully in English.

Other subjects which students preferred to answer fully in English included Additional Mathematics Paper 2 at 86%, Biology Paper 3 (81.5%) and Chemistry Paper 3 (76.8%).

A retired lecturer and teacher trainer said the teaching of grammar was integrated into four main language skills – listening, speaking, reading and writing in English lessons for students.

Check out the bolded parts, tell me if it is funny or downright pathetic? No, I am not refering to Pak Muhyiddin being surprised or in the dark over the SPM requirements for English or the teaching method. It is kinda funny yes, that he didn’t aware of things happening right under his portfolio, but he’s new to the ministry so I shall give him the benefit of doubt.

Nevermind, he was surprised over many things and I have no problem with that for the reason I mentioned above, but I shitted in my pant reading this part:

“He also said he did not know if not having to pass English meant the standard of the language had gone down.”

Of course lah, you moron! Being not required to pass English, it means students can either work less harder or totally forget about the subject and tell me if that does not contribute to the falling standard of the language?

Oh shit, we have an idiot as our Education Minister! But, hey nothing to worry as it is a norm in Malaysia to have idiots holding important positions. It is not that the previous Education Minister was not an idiot anyway. Nothing new. Life goes on. It is not even funny anymore to make joke about them.

Now what I think is funny is how our education system has consistently being reduced to a worthless paper certificate churning factory with its lowering standards.

1. English is not a must pass subject

Yes, it A pass in English has never been compulsory for SPM but it would be good for it to be implemented. To get a pass in a subject for SPM, I believe you should get marks of 30 and above. If I remember correctly, back in my days the grading system was something like this:

A1= 85 and above; A2= 70- 84; C3= 60-69; C4=50-59; C5=45-49; C6=40-44; P7= 35-39; P8=30-34; F9= 29 and below.

To get 30 out of 100, I don’t think it is really a feat to achieve.

Muhyiddin said he wondered if rural students would be at the losing end if a pass in English was required in SPM.

So? What is your point? We shall let them pass when actually they would fail under harder requirements? And that is supposed to be good for who? The students? The ministry? The country? What good it is to have a pass on paper, when in reality, they would fail?

This is what I say, a doing of a stupid leader. You should find ways to help them pass. But definitely not by making it easier or lowering the standard to let them pass.

Mahathir came from kampung. Zaid Ibrahim came from kampung. Lat was a kampung boy. Many successful people also came from kampung. How the hell they can speak good English now?

2. Communicative English, forget the grammar

I don’t really see how a person is going to learn about a language without learning its grammar. Do you it is okay to have students putting up sentences like “I are happy today because yesterday my boyfriend buy me 4 plate of mee goreng?” I don’t really know how they teach ‘communicative’ English, Cibol did mention to me something about as long as the student can string up a sentence and the ‘meaning’ is there then it is okay. Full mark. Oh, Cibol did a stint as a teacher last time in Bintulu and he was shocked when he told me that. I was like “Huh? How to learn English properly without learning the grammar?”

Does it mean students nowadays can forget about learning English chapters for present tense, past tense and all the tenses? How about the verbs? How can you teach something half-baked and not in its pure, original sense? If in English we have tenses, verbs and in Bahasa Melayu we have tatabahasa. How about learning Malay language that way too, say for example simply use the imbuhan awalan – ‘me, men, mem meng, ter, peng, per‘ in front of words like mengkerja, termati, pengrogol, memnyanyi? Can?

I suspect it is for grading purpose, to make more students pass the subject. But, why? Who came up with the idea to teach English this way must be hang, shot, hang, burned and shot again.

Well, I posted the above news at my Facebook Notes, and received a comment from a teacher friend: 

‘English teacherss are still teaching the subject properly in school. The different is, they emphasize more on speaking skill as they try not to be too exam-oriented.”

But, to speak the language you must at least master the grammar and everything first so you don’t sound funny when you communicate no? Whether the emphasize is on the ’speaking/verbal communication’ or ‘exam/written communication’, that is besides the point.

Just for a moment you thought that there are many wise Malaysians out there with thinking hat and would support if the move to make English a ‘must pass’ SPM subject, but no. It is not an official poll or survey and definitely not a right way to gauge public opinions on this issue but if this piece of news is to be trusted, I rest my case and weep for this lovely country.

Wednesday, 10 June 2009 09:29

(The Star) PETALING JAYA: Most of the 500 views received by the Education Ministry as at the end of office hours yesterday are against any move to make English compulsory in order to obtain the Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) certificate.

A ministry official said those who contacted the ministry wanted the status quo to remain.

“We started receiving telephone calls from 10am until 5.30pm yesterday,” she said.

From today, she said people could telephone the ministry’s hunting line at 03-7723-7070 with their views from 8am to 5.30pm.

“There are 27 lines and we have enough people manning them,” she said.

People can also e-mail their views to kpkpm@moe.gov.my This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it or send a fax to 03-7710-8880.

On Monday, Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin had said he was surprised to learn that English was not a “must pass” subject for SPM and wanted public feedback on the matter.

The Education Minister said it was a revelation to him as he had always thought that it was a prerequisite since students had to learn English in school.

He said he was also shocked to learn that national schools no longer taught English grammar.

Muhyiddin said students were now merely learning communicative English.

“This means they are picking up the language for communication purposes only,” he said, adding that almost 70% of students who take English passed the subject.

A pass in English has never been compulsory for SPM. Since 2000, a pass in Bahasa Malaysia was sufficient to get the SPM certificate. Previously, a credit was a must.

Read the bolded sentences at the last paragraph and tell me if that sounds right to you? I really don’t understand why the fuck, pardon me there – we are making it easier for students to get their education ‘certificate’ when in reality, the outside world is getting tougher for them to compete and live.

So it is no wonder that we have more students getting As and the statistics showing better results every year compared to the previous years. That probably explains why are there more complaints by employers about their new, fresh employees being clueless at their jobs, despite the statistics and results showing otherwise. Mystery solved.

If this is not going backwards, then I must be walking backwards all this while when I thought I was moving forward, because obviously my forward and backward definition are all messed up.  Don’t geddit? Never mind.

If the Education Ministry is serious about this issue, it should make a proper referendum. Vijay Murugavell has this to say on the method of getting public feedback by the Ministry.

I totally disagree with above method of getting public feedback on a matter of utmost importance to the Malaysia’s future.

Where is the transparency in 27 hotlines and email feedback ?

No matter what the result it will be disputed. Why not conduct a more encompassing national referendum ?

In countries in which a referendum must be initiated by parliament it is sometimes mandatory to hold a binding referendum on certain proposals, such as constitutional amendments. In countries, such as the United Kingdom, in which referendums are neither mandatory nor binding there may, nonetheless, exist an unwritten convention that certain important constitutional changes will be put to a referendum and that the result will be respected.

By nature of their effects, referendums may be either binding or non-binding. A non-binding referendum is merely consultative or advisory. It is left to the government or legislature to interpret the results of a non-binding referendum and it may even choose to ignore them.

In our case however , I plead that it be a binding referendum, because I have more faith in the collective wisdom of my fellow citizens than the government of the day.

Vijay Kumar Murugavell

I couldn’t agree more.

Say no to Chin Peng the ‘former terrorist’, say yes to Communist China!

I applaud the decision by the Malaysian government to dismiss and not entertain any idea of allowing Chin Peng the ‘former terrorist’ to return to this country.

Government Will Not Allow Chin Peng To Return, Says Najib

PUTRAJAYA, May 27 (Bernama) — The Malaysian government will not allow former Communist Party of Malaya (CPM) leader Chin Peng to reside in the country.

Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak said the return of the former terrorist would lead to dissatisfaction among the people, especially those who fought the communists and families who lost their loved ones during the CPM’s revolt from 1948 to 1981 (known as the Emergency).

(Source: Bernama)

The government is absolutely right, many victims suffered during the communist insurgency, Chin Peng and his commandos killed many people in the past and they certainly do not deserve any consideration from us. No, I didn’t say that. Our very wise, informed and cultured Datuk Datuk Seri Utama Dr. Rais bin Yatim said that.

Several quarters and individuals, including Information, Communication and Culture Minister Dr Rais Yatim, have opposed the idea.

“Chin Peng and his commandos killed many people in the past and they certainly do not deserve any consideration from us,” Rais had said.

The communists abused this country and we had been shackled through killings and terrible actions committed by them,” he added.

(Source: 1Malaysia)

We should never allow Chin Peng to come back to Malaysia. Thanks to our sensitive Defence Minister Datuk Ahmad Zahid Hamidi for putting it in context.

Defence Minister Ahmad Zahid Hamidi had said his return would be an insult to the families of nearly 50,000 British colonial and government troops who died during the “Malayan Emergency”. (psst, the 50,000 figure is a crap is you ask me)

But I have some disturbing questions.

1. Isn’t Chin Peng was just a puppet for the Chinese Communist Party? His party, Communist Party of Malaya (CPM) was supported by its China main counterpart throughout their four decades in Malaysia. My question is, why punish the puppet, but not the master? Obviously we should punish China!

Let’s severe our all our diplomatic and bilateral ties with China to show our sensitive considerations to the suffering families that went through killings and terrible actions committed by the communists. Let’s show them Malaysia is serious about its past history, goddammit!

2. If I am not mistaken, China is ruled by Communist Party of China (CPC). So, let me get this right, China is ruled by a bunch of communists and why the hell we are courting them now? What happened to ‘the communist abused this country’ and ‘they certainly do not deserve any consideration from us?

What is our beloved Prime Minister doing frolicking in China then? Is he not worry that his visit would lead to dissatisfaction among the people, especially those who fought the communists and families who lost their loved ones?

I repeat, let’s severe our all our diplomatic and bilateral ties with China to show our sensitive considerations to the suffering families that went through killings and terrible actions committed by the communists. Let’s show them Malaysia is serious about its past history, goddammit

3. If I remember correctly, the British and Japanese  also killed a lot of people during their occupation of Malaya no? The British sure killed and injured a lot of people back then.  Remember the fights by Tok Janggut, Dato’ Bahaman, Mat Kilau, Maharaja Lela? I bet my last cent the British killed more people here during their occupation compared to the emergency period.

How about the war crimes and astrocities the Japanese commited against the people of Malaya during World War II? Wait, did the communists kill less people than them?

Let’s severe all our diplomatic and bilateral ties with Japan and British (now Great Britain) to show our sensitive considerations to the suffering families that went through killings and terrible actions committed by the Japanese. Let’s show them Malaysia is serious about its past history, goddammit!

Well, I do not agree and I don’t really care if Chin Peng was a freedom fighter, but that’s beside the point. Just how much longer we want to live in the shadows of the past? May 13th, Malaya Emergency etc. often quoted by our leaders to ‘remind’ us, about what? You should know better. Selective issues, don’t you think? Why it is only Chin Peng not allowed to come back to Malaysia? How about other CPM leaders?

Conclusion: Only in Malaysia, it would seem like history has to dictate how we we live tomorrow. Rather sad.

ps: I am sure Chin Peng was not a freedom fighter. He’s taking arms for fun, just like how I shoot people for fun at my Counter Strike game. Okay, Let 4 Dead lah, nobody play CS now. Okay, bad joke.

pss: What is this ‘my father’, ‘my father’ and ‘my father’ crap keep repeated by Najib? He has no backbone to stand on his own? To claim his own credit, other that relying on his father’s name?

Republic Fusion La Galleria!

It’s another pimping post! Hmm, I am quite good at this pimping job I think… must be a missing natural talent I didn’t pick up until now. *wink!*

The subject for pimping this time is Cibol! No, he’s not selling his butt off, yet. Ehe! Well, Cibol is a boutique owner now! Yes, you heard that right! Those who read his blog regularly would know of his latest venture into the clothing business, for a while now. Proud of you man, for making it a reality! So, here is a little promo by The Flaccid Mind, serving you the best shits every different day.

He has a a blog dedicated for his online boutique – Republic Fusion La Galleria.

Republic Fusion is a Kuala Lumpur based one stop online store for clothing and accessories for the ladies and for the gentlemen as well.

We offers a wide range of high quality clothing line mostly from Korea, Taiwan, China, Hong Kong and Japan delivered right to your doorstep. Hop on and feel free to browse what we have in store and we hope to satisfy you with our beautiful range of collection.

I must say, I love the model dresses available for sale on Republic Fusion La Galleria. Iwould love to see my girl wearing one of those dresses.. Just very feminine and girlish as the tagline – Sweet, smooth and classy.  I loike…ehem, did I tell you I love seeing girls wearing dress?

For men, his gallery currently only has these.

Here is Cibol modelling the vest.

Let’s hope would add more items for men in the future.

The prices are affordable, the items are of good quality and although still limited, Republic Fusion La Galleria has a beautiful range of collection, so what is more to ask?

Toast to a great business ahead, for Cibol and his Republic Fusion La Galleria!

ps: Check out Republic Fusion La Galleria on Facebook!

My A-Z & Selamat Hari Gawai Dayak!

I don’t normally do tag but, most of you already knew that. It takes forever for me to answer any tag and I seldom, almost never tag anyone. The tag would end at my blog, hahaha! Still, every now and then, I’ll make an exception. I see a tag I like, I’ll do it without you tagging me.

Foongpc said he doesn’t like tag too. But, he’s crazy enough to create his own tag. He even kind enough to include some word suggestions for anyone who wants to do the tag. It’s Friday and I am in a holiday mood, I’ll do the tag. (Cibol and Drumstick tagged me, I just found out)

The tag is called “My Favourite A-Z List”.

*Begin Copy Here*

INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Start copy from “Begin Copy Here” until “End Copy” to your blog.

2. List your favourites from A-Z.
For example, starting with the alphabet A, you can list down your favourite Actor, your favourite Anthem, favourite Aerobic exercise or even your favourite ABBA’s song. As long as it starts with the letter A.

Then move on to alphabet B. You can list your favourite Book, or Bag, or Blog, or even your favourite Boxer shorts! It’s entirely up to you!

Repeat the same with alphabet C, D, E and so on until Z.

If you can’t think of a word that starts on that particular alphabet, you may visit Foongpc’s Very First Blog for a comprehensive list of words.

3. Tag 7 people.

*End Copy*

Bong’s Favourite A-Z List

Ass – Jessica Alba’s

Body – Misa Campo’s

Car – Nissan Skyline GT-R
Dying method – Heart attack while having explosive sex.
Expletive – Cheebuy!
Fragrance for men – Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche
Game – Winning Eleven
Heroine – Liv Tyler in Armageddon

Ice Cream – Mc Donald’s Sundae
J-pop Celebrity – Leah Dizon

K-pop Celebrity – Son Dambi

Line – The night is the darkest just before the dawn.

Movie – Fight Club. I just watched Angels and Demons and Terminator Salvation this week. I think Terminator Salvation is awesome! And yes, Arnold is in it! Go watch!

Number – 016***1742
Order – Fried Kuay Teow without Taugeh and Clams
Part Time Job – Blogger cum Pimp
Quote – Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Right Hand – Mineules – 8 Rules of Fight Club

Song (at the time of writing) – Nobody by Wondergirl

TV show – 24

Uniform– Nurse’s uniform
V for Vendetta line – People should not be afraid of their governments. Goverments should be afraid of their people

Word – Narcissstic.
X-rated fetish – Dining at the V
Yoda line – Fought well you have, my young padawan
Zodiac – Sagittarius

I would like to tag my friends Rais Yatim, Najib Tun Razak, Khairy Jamaluddin, Bung Moktar, Hamidah Osman, Hee Yit Foong and Mahathir Mohammad. I decided to play by the rule this time, so I’ll tag Ladybird, Fi-sha, Pilocarpine, Kenn Leandre, atReyu, Lola and Mar. If you have NBTD then you can do the tag as well.

ps: Don’t forget to check out the videos hehe!

pss: I’m going back to Sarikei tomorrow! Later will drive to Bintulu, and stop for a night before continue on tomorrow morning. I may not update this blog next week, so here is wishing all my Dayak friends Selamat Hari Gawai Dayak! Gayu Guru Gerai Nyamai, Aram Kitai Ngirup Sampai Parai Lantang Senang Nguan Menua! Don’t drink an  drive and be safe.

Rude policeman stopped young harmless lady driver at a quiet housing area

Let me share a little story of what happened to a young lady driver recently. She had a traumatic encounter with a ‘man in blue uniform‘ and she wrote about the incident on Facebook. I saw the video and after reading the short note accompanying the video, I messaged her asking for more details of what happened, which she kindly replied. This is her recount of what happened that day – :

I was using Middle Ring road and take the exit at USJ. While turning to Taipan, I already see this policeman were tailing me left and right. We stopped at the traffic light before the housing area before the mosque. I have my safety belt buckled, my handsfree are hooked on my cell. I am all obeying the traffic law. So I wasn’t paying much attention to him. There were many other cars stopped at the same traffic light as usual. When the traffic light turned green, he slow down to my driver window and signal me to pull my car aside.

I was surprised when he signal me to pull my car into the neighbourhood where there’s no car turning in or out from. It is unusual that a policeman will do that. I get suspicious for his intention. I wind down my window just enough for conversation but he can’t put his hands in. I asked did I did anything wrong. He said nothing, he was just checking. (at this time he already was staring inside my car, and I saw his eyes watching at my legs (where my cell lay), I was wearing a knee-length tight skirt with a small open-cut at my left leg) Suspiciously I hand my license for him. But he requested my ID. (while he was staring at my road tax, which nothing was wrong) I gave him my ID.

Then, he told me to come down from my car as he wants to check my car boot. I had this very bad feeling and I started panic. After he checked my car boot and couldn’t find anything. I requested my ID and license back. I demand to write down his batch ID and his name. I explained that I have the right to write down his ID and check with the police station if he is a real police. He got offended and said that he is on his uniform, it showed that he is a REAL police. I look at him with doubt and he started to get offensive. He requested my ID and license again and I keep a distant from him and starting to take video from my cell (which is the clip you see now).

During the conversation, he kept saying that he did nothing wrong and he has the authority to stop any car he think is suspicious and perform a check. BUT, if he is performing his duty, why should him pick a single lady driver and pull her car at such a quiet neighbourhood? I never experienced a traffic police requested a lady to step down from her car and wanted to check her car bonnet. I never see any traffic police stop a lady and do these even along roadside. I’ve got panicked.

(That was the whole of the video shown)

During the conversation, he said that I am rude and he can lock me up if he wants to. He also threatened me that he can write down my car plate number and pull my car any time. I repeated my thought and tell him that I was performing my RIGHT and he should have shown me his batch before all these happened. (but I doubt that I could recognize a real batch)

I guess he saw that I was taking video and after the conversation he ride on his bike and get off.

That is the end.

Is it just me alone that think our men in blue should be more polite and courteous when dealing with civilians? After all, we are the taxpayers and we do pay their salary. In the video above, apart from learning how to properly address a civilian in his official capacity, the policeman should learn how to talk to a lady as well. Now, do we want angry people taking care of our safety? Well, I guess it is of no surprise that some of  policemen behaviours are reflections of how their superiors actually do. You know, leading by example. I am referring to this.

What was he doing, walking around shouting, screaming his head off like there’s no tomorrow? It’s more like the acts of a kid losing his temper over something stupid. What an embarassment. If this is how he treats normal citizens, I don’t want to think what will be the fate of the criminals in his hands.

NEP, a distasteful ‘prosperity’: Bumiputera vs Non-Bumiputera

The intention of NEP in its purest form is noble, I am not going to deny that. The implementation, well is a BIG problem. Susceptible for abuse and often hijacked by the greedy opportunists and plunderers, NEP has deviates from it good intention – to help the poor.

This is an example of what I would call an abuse of the policy.

Let me ask these questions:

What kind of Bumiputeras need discounts and helps when they can afford to purchase houses with price tag more than RM300,000?

Do you fucking SERIOUSLY think those who can afford to buy houses with price tag more than RM1,000,000 deserve the 7% Bumiputera discount?! Are you crazy or what?!