“…am into the second season of Henry the 8th series- The Tudors. Very very interesting. Have to say Henry the 8th must be by far the most promiscuous and ruthless monarch of England.”

“Even the most promiscuous monarch by Western standards, would stand no chance against those Chinese emperors, or perhaps Malay Sultans in the old days with their dayang-dayang.. hahahahaha!”

“That’s why they die so early! LMAO! Too much sex kills you. Period! According to Chinese historians.”

“Sure or not?! I thought most Chinese emperors lived a long life? Question : Who is the most promiscuous man up to date? :)”

“No D-stick (not real name, to protect his identity), it’s not D-stick.”

“Hahaha…D-stick is a virgin la. Hugh Heffner.

Yes Chinese emperors all have short lives. My mom studied Chinese literature and history. She told me most of them died very young.”

“Wrong. Genghis Khan.”

“Really? Genghis Khan? Sure or not? I thought Hugh Heffner is the most promiscuous guy ever :P”

“1 in 10 guys in Asia are descendant of the great Khan, hahaha. I might be too you know ;)”

4 hours later….

“The most promiscuous man would have to be Rasputin especially since his tool is about 13 inches long.”

“Rasputin is a cow or a horse?”

“Rasputin a horse I think…”

“I suspected so. Poor victims of Rasputin… sigh!”

“Yeah… those poor souls.”