Ladies and gentlemen,

It’s Friday. Let’s have something light today.

Let’s talk about career. Do you love your job? Is it what you wanted to be? Do you still remember what you wrote for the essay ‘My Ambition’ when you were in primary school? Do you remember when you told your mother,  “Mom, I want to become Satria Baja Hitam when I grow up.” *doing that hand pose thing* Your mom laughed and said “No dear, you can’t be a Satria Baja Hitam. I think you should be a dentist.” And you asked, “Why mom?” which your mother replied, “Because dentists make good money“.

Tendangan Padu Maut!!

Let’s talk about marriage. Life partner. Do you love your partner? Is she/he who you wanted to be with? Do you still remember want you wrote in your little diary  “I want to marry a rich man” or “I want to have a pretty and sexy wife”? Do you remember what your mother told you? “Boy boy, when you grow up and you want to find a wife, go to Kajang.” And you asked, “Why mom?” which your mother replied, “Because people in Kajang have beautiful teeth“. You then asked, “But mom you are from Sekinchan?” which your mom replied, “That’s why your mom doesn’t have nice teeth.”

ps: I’m in the wrong field, because obviously the kid in the conversation above was not me. I want to earn RM56,000 a month pulling teeth! An implant alone can net me RM40,000! Sob sob sob.. I’m missing out all the good things.

pss: No offence to Sekinchan people. Laugh lah a bit.. if you have beautiful teeth..

pss: Satria Baja Hitam was my favourite 4pm show last time. And Gaban.

Satria Baja Hitam – Kamen Rider Black RX

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