Year: 2009

Latest political shit: Perak has fallen. Kedah is also about to fall.

Updated: February 5th, 2009 3.25pm: It learnt that Mohd Nizar will announce his refusal to resign as requested by the sultan. 3.20pm All top Pakatan leaders are in a meeting at Mohd Nizar’s official residence to chart their next course of action. A press conference is expected to be held soon. Notable absentees are Kedah…

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My Poor Kukujiao..

WARNING: Graphic material. Idiots may be offended **************************************** T H E S U F F E R I N G K U K U J I A O screenplay by BONGKERSZ 1st draft February 03, 2009 DARKNESS. THE SOUND OF DOOR OPENING. FADE IN: INT. DIRTY TOILET – DAY (DIMLY LIT) A man’s face BACKS…

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“Political integrity” = oxymoron

I am seriously sick and disgusted!! Why? Have you read the political news lately? I believe nobody will disagree with me when I say our political leaders and their party machinery are in the state of paranoia and getting more obsessed with power grabbing. Our country, heck the whole world is facing a critical time…

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A night to remember.. not!

Thursday, Jan 22nd, 2009 12.15pm Teet! (My mobile’s message tone.. ehe!) Cibol: Me in Miri. Just landed. Me: Oh? I’m still working today. Tomorrow take leave. Kenot meet now, after work can. Cibol: Namind. Going back Bintulu later by bus. 5.00pm Me: Eh, you in Bintulu oredi, dude? Cibol: Yeap. Me: Eh, I think I’m…

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Gong Xi Fa Cai!! Xin Nian Kuai Le!!

[SWF]http://i.123g.us/c/ejan_chinese_celebrations/card/110006.swf, 468, 297[/SWF] Wishing you a very Happy New Year! May your Year of The Ox sparkles with joy, happiness and good fortune! ps: I am driving back to Sarikei tomorrow, hoping the roads are in good condition and passable. *sweats* pss: Any of you that can drop by Sarikei, you are welcome to my…

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I am a troublemaker? Nah!

Time for another senseless personality checkup. Click on the link below to know what does your birth date mean. LOL! What Does Your Birth Date Mean? You Are a Troublemaker You have the type of personality that people either love or hate. You’re opinionated, dramatic, intense, and very outspoken. And some people can’t get enough…

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F? H? WTF? Ayetttee lah!

This is a conversation between me and one banking officer when I called their helpline for assistance. Bank Officer: Good evening, sir. How may I assist you? Me: Good evening. I am going to make a credit card payment but I forget my credit card number. Would you please check the number for me? Bank…

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