Blurry Friday, Coffee “N” TV

Today is Friday.

Friday is a lazy blurry day.

Lazy blurry day, perfect to sit around day dreaming.

Day dreaming of coffee and tv.

Coffee and tv – BLUR.

Blur – Coffee & TV

Do you feel like a chain store?
Practically floored
One of many zeros
Kicked around bored
Your ears are full but your empty
Holding out your heart
To people who never really
Care how you are

So give me Coffee and TV
Peacefully
I’ve seen so much
I’m goin blind
And i’m braindead virtually
Sociability
It’s hard enough for me
Take me away form this big bad world
And agree to marry me
So we can start all over again

Do you go to the country
It isn’t very far
There’s people there who will hurt you
Cos of who you are

Your ears are full of the language
There’s wisdom there you’re sure
‘Til the words start slurring
And you can’t find the door

So give me Coffee and TV
Peacefully
I’ve seen so much
I’m goin blind
And i’m braindead virtually
Sociability
It’s hard enough for me
Take me away form this big bad world
And agree to marry me
So we can start all over again

So give me Coffee and TV
Peacefully
I’ve seen so much
I’m goin blind
And i’m braindead virtually
Sociability
It’s hard enough for me
Take me away from this big bad world
And agree to marry me
So we can start all over again

Oh…we could start over again
Oh…we could start over again
Oh…we could start over again
Oh…we could start over again

p/s : Are you blur now? Have a blurry weekend!! *Wink

Young and Dangerous

I was chatting with few friends in Facebook.

“Lisa, it’s been a while we chatted! How’s your parents? Send my regards from Penang 🙂 I miss my mom so much already tsk tsk” – J (in her 30’s, working in Penang)

“I missed you too J ^_~. Hrmm.. my parents are fantastic basically. Spent the day with my dad with his favourite subject, cars. Men and cars.. haha! I have always found that calling parents up when I miss them helps” – Lisa, a law student studying in Shah Alam.

“I call my mum every Saturday..after call..always feel lega (relieved) and relieved (not idea why he wrote lega and relieved together haha)..like have no problem..weird !! – Jimmy, a manager currently working in Dubai.

“Muakss Lisa..good you are close to your dad..sure he can advise you about guys :p It is better to talk to them in person..ya talked to my mom in the morning” – J

“He has only one response to questions about men actually. “Lu belajar dulu.”

“Erhmm…. or he gives me his famous ape ke hal (what is the matter) look and walks away silently. *chuckle*

Fathers will never end becoming jealous of the other men in your life, do they? hehe… and I will try to either call or drive home every week. ^_~ If not something missing in my life. I think everyone shares this sentiment lah.” – Lisa

“Wah, your bapak ber- lu and gua with you? 😀 hahaha!” – Bong, yours truly lol!

“Yeah…. even to my mom. Sometimes when I talk with my parents other ppl would think either 1) gaduh besar (big fight) or 2) mak oih kurang hajar punya anak…(what a rude kid!) but it’s how we talk to each other when we disagree. Jenis yg cakap lepas (talk without holding back) and tak simpan dalam hati.(literally : never keep it in the heart) We’re a highly sarcastic bunch, but we whoop ass! – Lisa

“I can imagine that 😀 Actually I talk that way to my dad. My mom, I talk soft bit haha.” – Me

“If I talk like that to my parents..my dad will beat me silly !!! Still remember he beat me with the dining table chair..I skipped class with my brother and went to the beach instead..He beat us good and then left us out in the heat with only our underwear on… Good times hehehe ” – Jimmy

“Garang siot your dad…(Your father damn fierce)” – Lisa

“Time kecik I selalu kena kejar keliling rumah (When I was little I always been chased around my house) with my dad holding either a rotan (cane) or a belt. Sorok bawah katil (Hide below the bed), nyorok atas pokok (hide on trees) sebab takut (below I was scared), or yg paling tak boleh belah panjat pagar rumah jiran (if i did the worst, I climbed over to my neighbour’s house) and sit it out until he hruumpphh elsewhere, but always kena one. It wasn’t funny then but it is hilarious now.” – Lisa again 😛

“Our generation, mak bapak all garang garang hehe. Belt, rotan, hose, cloth hanger, semua I dah rasa lol. Sedap. I remember, I ‘negotiated’ at bathroom with my mom. I hold the hose and I didn’t want to let go unless she stop hitting me. She said yes, so I let go, but I still kena pukul muahahahaha! Memang bodoh, kena tricked. After a while I became smarter, I ran away everytime my mom or dad tried to hit me haha. Waited somewhere outside for a while, then only came back, for makan malam. LOL!” – Me

(I am too lazy to translate anymore.. just read it as it is lah k? :P)

“Kelakar kan time kecik?? We only appreciate why they do what they do now.” – Lisa

“If they did not do it like that..we wont be what we are right now yes?..My parents weapon of choice are more or less the same as Bong’s…hose is the most feared one..pedih siootttt” – Jimmy

“No eh, I was scared of hanger. Issh.. but hose memang berbekas la. Hahaha!” – Me

“I still scared shit of my dad. Till today they don’t know I smoke and used to drink and go clubbing 🙁 ” – Patty, a lady in her late 30’s

“It is not too late, I can help to tell him for you. *Wink!” – Me

“You will not just be bald… You will be headless too muahahaha!” – Patty

My parents were very strict with us back then – me, my younger brother and sister. I still think my parents were more strict to me compared to my brother and sister because I am the eldest son.

Physical punishments were common in those days. I guess nowadays parents are more soft in their approach in educating their kids and many do not believe in ‘whacking’ their kids silly. Which one is the better approach?? We never know for sure, right?

Even with such a strict upbringing, when I was a kid I was really naughty and mischievous. I did many bad things that my parents never know until now haha! (I hope they are not reading this now.. hehehe) What is the worst thing you all did that goes unpunished? 😀

Let me see, just to let out some worms from my can…

I lied about me being suspended from school hostel. For 2 weeks, I had no place to stay but I never tell my parents. The suspension started right after a school holiday and I went back to school like normal after saying goodbye to my parents, boarding the bus to Miri. (I was studying in Miri, my hometown in Sarikei). When I reached Miri, I lied to a friend of my mom that the hostel I was staying was under renovation. She let me stayed for 2 weeks. (This is a long story, for another blog post in future)

I stole books from library when I was 7 to 9 years old because, I love to read too much (really! I still love to read very very much!), and we were only allowed to borrow 2 books at a time. 1st time, didn’t get caught, 2nd time, 3rd time.. I never kena caught. (Luckily those days spycams weren’t so popular and affordable!! Haha! ) I stole a lot of books and my room became crammed with books and it would look suspicious to my parents. Those books are quite thick, those Enid Blyton, Nancy Drew series and some Malay novels.

So I hid the book below this one broken car in front my house, a very old car. When I couldn’t do that anymore because the space below the car getting less and less because of the books, I brought the books and threw it at this one place everytime I was on my to the library. Behind this building, it was like a small jungle, the area was covered with thick bushes and I just dumped the books there. Haha!

The books below the car, one day people found it. Some people I cannot remember, they lifted up the car, I mean, moved it to other place. All the books below the car already ‘rotten’. I just kept quiet. LOL!

Ehem, I have more stories to tell but I should stop for now. We have all the time for more stories next time.

I did many bad things I am not proud with la. 🙁 Writing this out, I am not trying to glorify my escapades when I was a kid. Just reminiscing the past and as a reminder to myself not to repeat the mistakes I did. 🙂 Haha!

Short Story (Part 2)

Picking up from the place I left that day, this is the continuation for the short story. 🙂

Previously:

“So, just two of you in this?” Nub asked. “There are more, all the Form 1 co-op members, except AZ.” wider grin on Zaki’s face now. “Welcome to the club, Nub”, said the invisible voice behind Zaki’s head, audible only to Zaki. “Tell me more, I want to know the MO and who else in this”, Nub crossed his arms and getting ready to hear the revelations.

Chapter 2: Grab all you can

Nub was contemplating whether to join his new found club or just stick to his lone ranger modus operandi. Nobody knows he was stealing from the co-op all this while, but if he joins the club, he put himself at higher risk. You only need one idiot from the club to make a mistake and spill the beans on the others. Nub kept thinking, weighing the odds. At such a young age, Nub is remarkably smarter than his peers.

“Zaki, I want in”, Nub’s voice barely audible. Greed is a fat demon with a small mouth and whatever you feed it is never enough. Too bad Nub did not understand this. What a poor boy with a smart brain to let greed ruled his mind.

“Okay. You know, we actually wanted to ask you to join earlier. But we were wary of you, well some of the members,” Zaki was smiling now, happy that he recruited another minion for himself. “You are not the co-op member. How come you are in this?” Nub asked.

“Limas came to me with the plan. He told me the other co-op members are doing it. And they need somebody from the outside, those not a co-op member to be part of their plan. Me and Tin are the outsiders,” Zaki explained.

“What? Tin in this as well??” Nub could not help but to feel like an idiot, unaware of all these that were happening in front of his eyes. “Tell me the how you guys do it”, Nub probed further, although he already had a rough idea how they did it.

“It is simple. Like what you saw this morning between Limas and me. One of us will pretend to be a customer and make some orders. Make sure to order more than 1 item or it will look too obvious. Another one will be our co-op member inside, taking the order. The customer will give the co-op member some money as payment for the order.

This is where we get our money. The co-op member will take money from the cash machine and give it to the customer, make it looks like he is returning the balance. Normally he will give extra 10-20 ringgits. The customer can leave with the money and items he bought and come for 2nd time, 3rd time but do not make it so obvious.

We always do this during recess time, when there are many people in the co-op and we make sure more than one of our members are working inside the co-op. We seldom do it at night time because there are not many customers around.” Zaki looking at Nub, hoping his explanations make sense to Nub.

“Yes, more customers mean more money in the cash machine and more transactions on that day. So it is harder to trace whether the money we took actually stolen by people or because of the co-op members’ mistakes when doing the transactions. Great idea! So when should I start?” Nub could not contain his excitements. “Tomorrow. I will let the other members know you are now in our group tonight” said Zaki.

For few weeks after that the meeting at the bathroom, Nub, Limas, Zaki and other friends were living a comfortable life. Nub was becoming an important person in the group. The rest of the members listened to him a lot. The money they stole from the co-op they divided among themselves and everyone was new rich kid on the block. Nobody is aware of what is happening in the co-op, at least to Nub and gang. Living everyday without worrying what to eat for recess, lunch and dinner is definitely every hostel student’s dreams.

The food served to the hostel students is average at best. So, with the new found wealth, Nub and gang now seldom eat at the dining hall with other students but feast themselves at the canteen or went to the Nyonya’s stall outside the school to eat. They would only eat at the dining hall on Tuesday and Friday lunch when fried chicken and ayam masak merah were served to hostel students. Sometime if ayam masak kicap was on the menu on Wednesday dinner, Nub would go and eat for he loves it very much.

After living the life of rich and famous for nearly 2 months, Nub called a meeting with the members of the club. He was having bad dreams about him getting caught by the teachers stealing money from co-op and he was uneasy about the whole thing. Deep in heart, he knew he should stop before it is too late.

“I think we should stop doing what we are doing now. I do not feel good about this. We shall stop before it is too late. I really have bad feeling about continuing this. What do you guys think?” Nub was standing at the staircase, next to his classroom with the rest of the members standing or sitting nearby at the steps. It was lunch time. The rest of the students were not around. Hostel student were having their lunch at the dining hall and day-scholar students went back to their home.

“But we are making a lot of money. Nobody knows what is going on, why we should stop? I am saving some money to buy Maui T-shirts” Kel saying that, sheepishly. Kel had many Maui T-shirts in his wardrobe. No idea why he was so into the brand. Well, students at that time love to have Maui t-shirts, Grassman school pant, Dickies and Steeple Jack jeans. For them those are the ‘branded’ stuffs and if you wear it, you have style and class.

“I think we should stop too. The longer we do this, the bigger chance we get caught one day. We should pull out when we have the best chance to do so. Anyway we made enough for ourselves already, right? “ Zaki offered his opinion.

“Let put it this way. We all agree to stop doing this as a group after this meeting. This group is gone with the wind. If anyone wants to continue, he does it on his own risks. He cannot get the rest of us to help him. If he gets caught one day, he must shoulder it himself and never spill the beans on us. I personally no longer want to do this. I will stop doing this and I hope all of you stop too. So from now on we all on our own, agree?” Nub tried to put a clear message his friends.

“I am okay with that. I don’t feel good about this going on for a long time too. Anyone that wants to continue, do it on your own. Be sure to keep your mouth shut about the rest of us if something not good happened to you. That is all I asked“, said Limas, who was keeping quiet all this while doing his on thinking about what Nub just said.

“Agreed“, echoed the rest of the boys.

To be continued….

Next chapter: “Shocking Revelations and The Bust”

Why Me Again?? Huh!

Got tagged by Charyelle. Why me again?? Anyway, dengan baik hatinya, I pun buat lah.. (mr coolku, you need to wait, ladies first maa.. :D)

Introduction

First name: Bong
Nickname: Bongkersz, A-bOng, Ci-Bong, Bong, Roy, A-Roy, A-Loi, BongBong, dan banyak lagi
Name you wish you had: Never thought of it.
Birthday: 30th November 1982
Birthplace: Hospital Besar, Kuching
Time of Birth: No idea. Important meh?
Single or taken: Depends on who is asking.
Zodiac sign: Sagittarius

Appearance

Height: 180 cm
Wish you were taller: Taller for what? Longer lah! LOL!!
Eye colour: Light brown
Natural hair colour: Black
Current hair colour: Black
Short or long hair: No hair
Ever dyed your hair a bizarre colour: Red. CNY time, forgot when.
Glasses or contacts: Not wearing any
Do you wear make-up: Nope
Ever had hair extensions: Never.

In the Opposite Gender

What colour eyes: Dark Brown
What colour hair: Black
Shy or outgoing: Outgoing of course
Looks or personality: Looks will attract me first, but personality make me stay.
Sexy or cute: Sexy, Cute, I can look at babies, they are cute.
Serious or fun: Serious at bringing back the moolah, fun at bed others
Older or younger than you: No important to me. Kalau suka, sukalah!
A turn on: Horny, funny and smart
A turn off: Dumb, argumentative and smelly pig

This or That

Flowers or chocolate: Sex
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi!
Rock or rap: Rock. Rok kapak lah brader!!
Relationship or one-night-stand: Semua sapu. Time is too precious to waste thinking about this
School or work: School, no doubt. With free money thrown in.
Love or money: Money. I can love myself.
Movies or music: Movies, because you can listen to music in movies too. 2 dalam 1. Muahaha!
Country or city: Country. Peaceful..
Sunny or rainy days: Sunny days at daytime. Rainy days at night. good sleep and great sex. *Lightning, thunders!!**
Friends or family: Digi Friends and Family. Please support.

Have You Ever…

Lied: A natural talent.
Stole something: Yeap. I stole many hearts. Cewah!!
Smoked: Yes. Free 2nd hand smoke everywhere.
Hurt someone close to you: Probably. Tell me please.
Broke someone’s heart: Eh, did I? Sorry weh.. Tak sengaja ?
Had your heart broken: Once? Twice? Tak ingat dah. Life goes on lah!
Wondered what was wrong with you: Many times.
Wish you were a prince/princess: Prince Bong? LOL! No thanks. Yawn~~!
Likes someone who was taken: Jessica Alba.
Shaved your head: Are you blind?
Been in love: No comment.
Used chopsticks: Yes I do and not cacat like Charyelle, too.
Sang in the mirror to yourself: Nope. I ain’t a dumbass

Favorites

Flower: Hibiscus
Candy: Not a fan of sweet stuffs. Only fan of sweet girls. 😀
Song: Here Without You – 3 Doors Down
Scent: Hugo Boss. Ralph Lauren. I got both.
Color: Black. White. Blue.
Movie: Remember the Titans. (Actually a lot, just simply write one that cross my mind now)
Singer: Mawi kot.
Word: Microsoft Word?
Junk food: Mister Potato. Mimi. Muruku in white packaging.
Website: The Flaccid Mind – http://bongkersz.com
Lotion: St. Ives Collagen Elastin Essential Moisturizer, ok you believe it?
Animal: Dogs
Ever cried over someone: Cannot remember.
Is there anything you wish you change about yourself: Good looking ass? Killer abs? ROTFLMAO!
Do you think you’re attractive: Abuthen? You think you are more attractive than me? 😛
If you had to choose a fairytale as your life what would you choose: Snow White? Apa itu fairytale?
Do you play any sports: Futsal, badminton, volleyball, basketball, table tennis.. but now only play Winning Eleven.

List 8 random facts about yourself and tag 8 people:

8 random facts about me I did before in my old blog. Malas want to write again. Me no interesting at all lah, nothing to write hehe. Tag 8 people? Anyone that is reading this and NBTD, do it if you like 😛 Ok sekian terima kasih.

Wait and Bleed, BN!

Quote of the day: I never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinions I have no respect.

Note: A very super duper long post. I crapped this out, picking opinions from here and there, added in some of my 2 cents.

I thought Umno-led BN learnt their lessons after their catastrophic lost on 8th March 2008. Guess I am dead wrong. Just like a leopard never changes its spot, some people will never change. If we thought that an electoral blow to the ruling government (read – Umno-led BN) would serve as a wake-up call, well we do better think again. We wished that BN leaders would no longer making stupid remarks and ridiculous statements, but they are forever singing the same tune. Only the foolish and dead alone never change their opinions.

Open Tender Doesn’t Guarantee Fairness, Says PM

BUTTERWORTH, March 30 (Bernama) — Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi Saturday lashed out at the Penang state government for adopting a fully open tender system as it does not guarantee fairness to those who are financially weak to compete.

He said in principle the proposal by the state government to emphasise on equitability appeared to be good but this would actually result in only those who were financially strong benefiting from the system.

“The transparency, open tender and open bidding approach is certainly good and gives comfort to everyone but we have to remind them that not everything that is said to be equitable is fair. Actually, only the strong and those with financial capacity will derive benefits from it.

This guy seriously is a moron. Moron is really an understatement. Is it not getting a capable and financially sound contractor is the whole point of open tender? He should shove his head down the toilet bowl and let me do my business with his head in the bowl.

What is the moron implying? Well we know he was “speaking” for many Malay businessmen out there, fearing that the open tender will give more advantages to bigger companies mostly owned by non Malays. But, let us think for a while, are the Malay businesses so badly run that they can’t deliver good work within budget? Is he also admitting that the NEP has FAILED big time because after 40 years, Malays still have not gained the ability to do business properly? Is he further implying that the only way the Malays can do business is by inflating the costs and doing shoddy work and that only the Umno-led BN government is willing to accept this? It’s an absolute insult to Malay business people’s ability!! I hope my Malay friends in this country not to take Abdullah Ahmad Badawi’s insult lying down!

Only the strong and those with financial capacity will derive benefits from open tender

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that what open tender is about? We certainly want the strong capabilities and those with good financial capacity to undertake projects right? If a company does not have the financial capacity, resources and expertise to undertake a certain project, then that company should not get that particular project. Surely, we can’t expect to award a gargantuan bridge building project to an unknown two-dollar company on the basis of fairness. What our PM is implying here? This is life man, the stronger ones prevail over weaklings. That is the very rule of the universe. I am here now because I won the swimming race with billions of my comrades 26 years ago.

Open tender allows competition which leads to better quality and lower pricing. This also reduces the amount of “under table money”. This is one of the reason contributing to corruptible practices. Not allowing open tender will allow those wolves in sheep coat to abuse the privileges.

Different type of services or goods requires different approach on tenders. In some areas close tender or invitation would be ideal if it involves highly technical expertise or when security of the nation cannot be compromised. This is exception to the general rules of procurement process.

Yes, even open tender can still be manipulated. Specification can be tailored to favor certain products that only certain company has exclusive right to import, but opting for open tender for procurement process is the first and most important step to ensure this country has a good accountability and transparency delivery system.

From Bernama

“Abdullah clarified that the New Economic Policy (NEP) was not merely for the Bumiputeras as it also assisted the Chinese and Indian communities because the policy was not racially biased. He said the NEP was a national approach implemented to eliminate poverty regardless of race, enable equitable distribution to the people including enlarging the Bumiputera Commercial and Industrial Community (BCIC) and ensuring a robust economic growth to be enjoyed by all races.”

This PM must be talking to Martians. As far as I know, the NEP in Malaysia is only for one single race and that has been how it has been implemented and manipulated since 1972. He must be the PM of Mars since this is the first time I heard something like that. Either he thinks we are all stupid or he is from Mars and I am from Jupiter.

Heck, I do not think many Bumiputeras benefited from NEP. Who reaped the most benefits from NEP? Umnoputeras. Not Bumiputeras. Not Malays. But Umnoputeras, an elite class of Umno members. Aliran wrote a great piece on this issue:

Now, if one wants to know what the NEP really means to today’s Umno, Sarawak is a great place to learn about it – and the cabinet appointments only serve to underline that.

This is a state whose bumiputera – a majority non-Malay bumiputera – have seen the favoured grow rich while first the forest and now the land is literally being taken away from them. For these bumiputera, there is no NEP, instead lectures about changing their mindsets while their sources of livelihood are handed over to the well-connected, mostly apparently Chinese companies, but who knows the ultimate beneficiaries.

So, a first-term MP, son of the Chief Minister of Sarawak, is immediately given a deputy ministership, while long-serving Iban, Bidayuh and Orang Ulu MPs are left out in the cold. Now, if anyone is interested in how politics and business are intertwined in Sarawak, just look up the Annual Report of Cahaya Mata Sarawak Bhd (CMSB), a company laughingly referred to as Chief Minister & Sons Bhd.

Go along most major roads in Sarawak and you’ll see signs proudly announcing that the road maintenance is under CMSB. The proposed USD2 billion aluminium smelter is a joint venture with CMSB – and we can guess why Rio Tinto picked CMSB as a partner. The concrete and cement and steel for Bakun is from CMSB. CMSB’s tiny Bank Utama was allowed to do a reverse take-over of much larger RHB Bank – but unable to turn a profit out of it, it’s now sold to EPF. CMSB owns the former JKR construction arm. And so on – to the tune of doing business amounting to 10 per cent of Sarawak’s GDP. One company, owned by the Chief Minister’s family – and our Mr Clean had no problems appointing the first-term MP son to the cabinet.

Well, it should be interesting to see Suleiman Taib Mahmud’s asset declarations. But if the government means what it says – who believes that anymore – then it should insist on asset declarations covering the extended family of parents, siblings and nephews and nieces.

But it gets worse. The new environment minister is from Sarawak, as is the plantations minister. Guess which state has done more deforestation in the past ten years? Right, Sarawak. And for what purpose? Right, for plantations. Check and balance? Or, green light to go ahead and further dispossess the bumiputera of Sarawak, handing over the degraded forest to the same people who degraded it with terrible logging practices, so that they can plant acacia and oil palm? Look at the timber companies. Now look at the ones in plantation. They are the same – the Big Five – they call them. And the economy of Sarawak is being handed over to them: forests, plantations, shipping, hyper-malls, hotels, real estate, etc.

Rafidah Aziz deserved to go. But by all accounts she was a competent international trade and industry minister – she deserved to go not because she couldn’t do that job, but because she got too good at some other jobs.

Whover has replaced her, it should be fun. But even more of a joke is the deputy minister, a long-serving Orang Ulu MP, also from the CM’s party, whose only knowledge of international trade and industry is staring at oil palm and acacia plantations coming up all over the Baram. Now this is a man who dare not even talk with his constituents when they want to talk about the land issue. And he is going to represent us in those international forums facing the sharks?

Let me tell you, many villages in Sabah and Sarawak do not even have proper basic amenities like water, electricity and proper road access or even clinics with proper Medical Officer and yet Umno-led BN can proudly bullshit in the MSM about how much development they have brought to the people of Malaysia. You’ll be surprised to see the MP of these areas are all from BN, who so call talk cocks and scare the locals that only they can bring development and prosperity, peacefulness and stability (whatever that dumb BN election motto). The question is, where are the results though millions was said to have been allocated for the rural development of Sabah and Sarawak? Out of naïve-ness perhaps, the locals have been voting this BN scumbags into power, without realising that they are voting for them to give them license to cheat them under their own noses.

One can never deny the level of poverty here is quite bad and go visit yourself to the villages here and see their living conditions. The program “Bersamamu’ in TV3 highlights about the cases of hard core poor in Peninsular mostly but some of the cases highlighted in the program is just ‘chicken-feet’ if compared to the living condition in some of the rural villages in Sabah/Sarawak. But all these have not been highlighted by the TV program or even in the MSM. Why???

Another pertinent factor to ponder is on the NEP as mentioned above, and also regarding Bumiputera status. This NEP thing is supposed to help the local Bumiputeras, everyone knows that but why still many in Sabah and Sarawak still living under the poverty line? Most Sabahan and Sarawakians are Bumiputeras in fact but how come then the NEP does not have any effect on them?

Meanwhile, Higher Education Minister Khaled said he would bring the issue about bloggers to the Cabinet although he was not the minister responsible.

Bloggers, he said, seemed to have become a big problem to the government as they deliberately covered up the truth about the government and because of their influence, people often took their views as news.

His concern was when the mind of the people became deviated after reading the blogs and the irresponsible attitude of bloggers who thrashed out responses in favour of the government.

“We are aware of the influence of blogs in the last election compared to newspapers. The government has tried to answer to their views in the blogs but they then erase the response. (ROTFLMAO!!!)

“Some views, I see, invite response in the blog but some don’t, and there are responses that have been erased by the blogger. After four years being fed by with absurd stories showing as though the government is bad, surely it brings problems to the government.”

This Khaled Nordin sure sounds very dumb to be a higher education minister. No wonder or education standard is going to the drain. Bloggers telling lies? Come on, Malaysians are smart enough to know the truth now. Many socio-political bloggers know their stuffs well, at least better than this Khaled Nordin. Oh, I wonder why suddenly the government is making bloggers as they were the giant killers in the previous election. I thought most bloggers are uneducated housewives no? And how dare this nincompoop to imply Malaysians who did not vote for BN are stupid and easily deceived by bloggers!!

Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi today said his “biggest mistake” in disastrous elections was to ignore cyber-campaigning on the Internet which was seized by the opposition.

The powerful Barisan Nasional coalition suffered its worst-ever results in March 8 polls that left five states and a third of parliamentary seats in opposition hands.

The opposition, which was largely ignored by government-linked mainstream media, instead waged an enormously successful online campaign using blogs, news websites and SMS text messages.

“We certainly lost the Internet war, the cyber-war,” Abdullah said in in a speech to an investment conference.

“It was a serious misjudgement. We made the biggest mistake in thinking that it was not important,” he said.

“We thought that the newspapers, the print media, the television was supposed to be important, but the young people were looking at SMS and blogs.”

The comments are a major about-face for the government, which had vilified bloggers, calling them liars and threatening them with detention without trial under draconian internal security laws.

In line with promises to reform after the humiliating election results, Abdullah said the government would “respond effectively” and move to empower young Malaysians.

“It was painful … but it came at the right time, not too late,” he said.

Wahai BN, especially Pak Lah and the gang, you guys are missing the point. It was not the cyber-campaign by bloggers or what cybertroppers, facebook groups blab la bla that led to BN’s disastrous results in the recent elections. It was not the cyber-campaign that led to BN’s disastrous results as the Internet only gave an avenue for the rakyat to release some tension and to vent their frustrations. Cyberspace helped each Malaysian realise that they were not the only ones who felt distressed but there were others who were equally frustrated.

Even if BN has campaigned in cyberspace it would still lose many seats because the people are fed-up with the lies and corruption they hear. The Internet just made it easier for people to get information that mainstream media had suppressed all these years. Even if they had put up a strong cyber campaign, similar in line with their print media, tv and radio, the result of the election would still have been the same.

BN lost because of their arrogance and blatant unfairness – not because they did not engage in cyber campaigning. The young people are looking at both the print media and the alternative media.

Rest assured that truth prevailed over lies or mere propaganda and threats. BN could have used the Internet and cyber-network to the maximum and would still have performed disastrously.

Please give credit to the rakyat who can differentiate right from wrong and truth from lies. Whilst the Internet and cyber-network did not really topple the government of the day, they certainly aided the opposition to uncover and expose the blatant lies and scandals which were the main reasons BN performed badly.

It was not the cyber-campaign that turned the tide. Rather it was the lack of truth and accountability that did.

“It was painful … but it came at the right time, not too late,” he said.

I think it is too late, Pak Lah. Bloggers are very generous people, so instead for you to scratch your head coming up with post mortems why Umno-led BN performed so badly in March 8th poll with your limited brain matter, we did it for you. From Malaysia-Today:

A “ Medical” Perspective on Why the BN Lost in the Recent Elections

Posted by labisman
Saturday, 29 March 2008

With the thrashing that they got in the 12th.GE, the BN is now in ICU and they are doing a post mortem to find out what happened.

To help BN with this task, the following medical report has been prepared to identify the diseases / illnesses that have been plaguing it and how these ailments have caused this sickening organization to become so sick that major surgery is now being considered.

Diagnosis

Overeating – gorged themselves and ate too much of the people’s money

Heart failure – did not have a heart to really care about the rakyat

Rectal cancer and constipation – did not expel all the shit from the system

Diabetes – fondness for sweet things, i.e. saying sweet things to try and con the rakyat ( in plain English, lying )

Stroke – stroked too much of their own ego and became too arrogant

Overworking – too busy running here and there cutting deals for own benefit

Alzheimer’s – forgot to play the proper role of an elected representative

Obsessive-compulsive neurosis – obsession with cleaning, especially sweeping things under the carpet

HP6 – a mutation of the deadly H5N1 ( bird flu) virus which manifests itself in the form of idiocy or semi-idiocy, thus the descriptor “ half past six ( HP6)”. Many members of the BN are infected.

VD – Very Deaf. Did not listen to the grievances of the rakyat and did not heed the healthy advice and feedback from bloggers.

Color Bind – a form of visual impairment which is directly the opposite of being color blind. There is a fixation on color and everything must always be discussed in terms of “color” – Malay, Chinese, Indian etc.

Liver problems – failure to de-Liver on promises

“Inverted Cerebranus “ – a new form of disease where the cerebrum and anus are transposed causing highly irrational and objectionable behaviour, like brandishing ancient weapons and ranting racial slurs and threats

Prognosis

Not good and definitely a terminal case.

Chances of recovery are 1 in a gadzillion, about the same odds as Osama converting to the Jewish faith and becoming a messenger of world peace.
Cure

No known cure. Euthanasia recommended.

Suggest to drink lacquer – at least it will ensure a beautiful finish.

By Political doctor

That is all for today.Happy reading!!

Friday is The Way!!

It is Friday again. Time waits for no man! Like usual, Friday’s post is a lazy post and I am looking forward for a wonderful weekend! Just received few messages on my mobile :

Roy: I bot latest winning 11 yeha!

Then 2 minutes later:

Cibol : I bot latest winning 11 yeha – roy. So, u bila nk datang?

My replies:

To Roy: yeha! Mari bertarung kalau kau jantan tulen!
To Cibol: nanti-nanti la! Muahahaha!

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Story for today – The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.” He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn’t wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”

Moral of the story: Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests?? Go figure

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Someone special will celebrate her birthday tomorrow March 29th. I would like to take this opportunity to wish her

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! LOVE YOU ALWAYS!! *Wink wink!! Muaks!! 😀 😛

Lastly, here is the song for today. Enjoy your weekend people~!

The Way by Fastball

They made up their minds
And they started packing
They left before the sun came up that day
An exit to eternal summer slacking
But where were they going
Without ever knowing the way?
They drank up the wine
And they got to talking
They now had more important things to sayAnd when the car broke down
They started walking
Where were they going without ever knowing the way?

Anyone could see
The road that they walk on is paved in gold
And it’s always summer, they’ll never get cold
They’ll never get hungry
They’ll never get old and gray
You can see their shadows
Wandering off somewhere
They won’t make it home
But they really don’t care
They wanted the highway
They’re happy there today , today

The children woke up
And they couldn’t find ’em
They Left before the sun came up that day
They just drove off
And left it all behind ’em
But where were they going without ever knowing the way?

CHORUS
CHORUS

Fatt “Kor” & All About Ah Long Theme Song

Chow Yun Fatt is my all time favourite Chinese actor. I grew up watching his dramas and movies such as The Bund (Chinese: Shang Hai Tan; Cantonese: Xiong Hoi Tan; literally: Shanghai Beach), God of Gamblers (Chinese: Du Shen; literally: God of Gambling) A Better Tomorrow (Chinese: Ying Xiong Ben Se, Cantonese: Ying Hung Bun Sik; literally: True Colors of a Hero), just to name few?? 🙂 Who can forget his forever super cool pose in most of his movies with twin guns (usually two Beretta 92s I think) and dark shades during a gunfight!!??

So naturally I dreamed to be Hui Man-Keung (The Bund), as Mark Kor (A Better Tomorrow), Ko Chun (God of Gamblers), characters played by Chow Yun Fatt when I grow up one day. *chuckles* At one time, I even kept my hair long enough so I could comb it to follow Ko Chun, The God of Gamblers style hahaha! Too bad, I never get myself a ‘Mark Coat’, as they became known–a long, heavy woolen coat worn by him in the movie ‘A Better Tomorrow’ hehe. I must be crazy thinking to wear that in Malaysia with the hot and humid climate here. Chow Yun Fatt often is seen with a trademark toothpick in his mouth, mostly in John Woo films and I think he is the only actor looks cool doing that ROTFLMAO!

The Los Angeles Times proclaimed Chow Yun-Fat “the coolest actor in the world.” At that point, he had not even made a single American film, but he had already become an icon. Being one of the hottest screen commodities in Hong Kong, Chow moved to Hollywood in the mid-’90s in an attempt to duplicate his success on an international scale. His first two films, The Replacement Killers (1998) and The Corruptor (1999), were box-office disappointments. His next film Anna and the King (1999) did better, but the success was mostly credited to actress Jodie Foster. He returned to Asia for the (2000) film Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and it became a winner at both the international box office and the Oscars. In 2004, he made a surprise cameo in the mainland Chinese indie-hit Waiting Alone. In 2006, he teamed up with Gong Li to star in the new film, Curse of the Golden Flower by Zhang Yimou.

Chow is still waiting for the type of success he once enjoyed in Hong Kong. He once admitted to a Hong Kong reporter that his ultimate goal is to win an Oscar as an actor. When asked what if it never comes true, he replied “I would just have to laugh about it…” (source : Wikipedia)

This is a song from his movie All About Ah-Long (Chinese: Ah-Long De Gu Shi literally: Story About Ah-Long). I love this movie and I always shed my tears watching it. Sob.. sob.. (Not crocodile tears okay!). It is a very powerful human drama, in a stirring haze of mood, a very affecting and emotional movie. The story revolves around Ah-Long, a father living a low-class lifestyle, while trying to raise his son, Porky. One day his ex-girlfriend resurfaces after a 10-year absence wanting to take her son away from him. With his world shattered, he must decide between what is best for his son and his own future happiness. I just love stories that touch on the strong bond between father and son.

The theme song itself has a very disturbing emotional hook to it, you feel the world is crashing down, drowning you in sea of sadness listening to it. (Ok, just me.) I have this song in my mobile and I listen to it many times, mostly before I go to sleep. LOL! It gave me that melodramatic feeling, so I can sleep better haha! Ehem, I have some other songs like this that I listen to for me to hypnotize myself into deep, peaceful sleep.

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Song – Chinese: Ni De Yang Zi; literally: Your Face (LOL!) This song is in Cantonese, the original version. Mandarin version is here

Trailer for the movie. The song is at the end of the trailer.

p/s : I actually just want to post up this song 😛 As usual.. melebih-lebih hehe!

*Fatt Kor – Big Brother