Lazy.

Lazy Friday.

Friday is lazy-tive.

Sounds familiar? Guys, don’t be a pussy, make your decision and stick to it. Tell you what, best thing to say is make it clear what you want to eat.

I want to eat <insert what you want to eat here>. What? You don’t want? Nevermind. <choose sentence from below>

1. You can watch me eat.

2. You can tapao/bungkus (take away) bun/sandwich/biscuit later. Don’t eat too much. You are on diet, remember??

3. I am too lazy to think and write anymore. It’s Friday. Screw yourself.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Disclaimer: Use above half baked advice at your own discretion.

Karpal is Singh! Singh is KINNG!!!!

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I mentioned it somewhere how Soi Lek was lucky not to be charged under the stupid law for getting blown on screen, but it turned out he may not be so lucky after all. Poor man must be having a hard time.

PETALING JAYA: Police are now investigating the sex DVD involving former health minister Datuk Seri Dr Chua Soi Lek for an unnatural sex act.

Selangor police chief Datuk Khalid Abu Bakar, when contacted, confirmed Dr Chua was called in to have his statement recorded pertaining to the video clip.

He said: “We are investigating the case under Section 292 of the Penal Code for distribution and possession of pornographic material and Section 377A for carnal intercourse against the order of nature.”

(Source: DVD returns to haunt Chua – The Star )

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PDRM Spend RM15 Million For Kuala Terengganu By-Election
February 18, 2009 14:42 PM

KUALA LUMPUR, Feb 18 (Bernama) — The Royal Malaysian Police (PDRM) spent RM15.153 million for deployment of personnel for the recent Kuala Terengganu by-election, the Dewan Rakyat was told today.

Deputy Home Minister Datuk Chor Chee Heung said the cost incurred was higher compared with that spent for the by-election in Permatang Pauh.

He said the expenses incurred for the Kuala Terengganu by-election were for travelling and living allowance (RM2.7 million), communication and utilities (RM50,000), canopy rentals (RM6 million), dried food and beverages (RM65,000), fuel and spare-parts (RM698,000), raw materials and others (RM310,000), maintenance and minor repairs (RM830,000) and food stuff and accommodation (RM4.5 million).

He said a total of 3,376 police personnel from various branches in the PDRM were deployed to maintain order and ensure smooth election of the Kuala Terengganu by-election.

(Source: Bernama)

Let’s look at the numbers again:

Travelling and living allowance – RM2,700,000
Communication and utilities – RM50,000
Canopy rental – RM6,000,000
Dried food and beverages – RM65,000
Foodstuff and accommodation – RM4,500,000
Fuel and spare sparts – RM698,000
Raw material and others – RM310,000
Maintenance and minor repairs – RM830,000

Total expenditure incurred by the taxpayers – YOU AND ME??

RM15,153,000!!!

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Today, I am going to blog something out of ordinary. I cannot take it anymore. I must blog about this. This post may offend some of you, but for the greater good and to save the world from further degradation, I have no choice but to sacrifice myself by putting my worthless head on the chopping board.

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I couldn’t stop laughing when I received this sms yesterday evening.

18/2 Perak State Rights and Privileges Committee suspends MB Zambry 18 months, and six BN state exco members 12 months, for comtempt of State Assembly. /theSun

Now, let’s see what Umno leaders have to say on this. This is the best part, identifying the hypocrites.

Perak state legislative assembly Speaker V Sivakumar did not follow procedures in suspending Perak Menteri Besar Datuk Dr Zambry Abdul Kadir and six state executive councillors (excos) from the assembly’s sittings, said former Dewan Rakyat secretary Datuk Abdullah Abdul Wahab.

He said the decision to suspend them by the assembly’s Rights and Privileges Committee, which is part of the legislative process, must get the approval of the members of the assembly.

“The committee can only make recommendations. It is up to the assembly members to approve or reject the recommendations,” he told Bernama here today.

According to Abdullah, the Dewan Rakyat once took a similar action in suspending Fong Po Kuan (DAP-Batu Gajah) as a Member of Parliament, and it was done as per the Standing Orders.

On Dec 11 2001, Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim, who was then Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department, had moved a motion to have her suspended for six months for issuing a press statement that insulted Parliament and the Speaker Tun Dr Mohamed Zahir Ismail.

The decision to suspend Fong was put to a vote where 83 members supported it while 28 were against, and it was not done outside the assembly without the approval of its members, he said.

Ah, so nice! All of a sudden UMNO is singing a different tune:

“The decision to suspend Fong was put to a vote where 83 members supported it while 28 were against, and it was not done outside the assembly without the approval of its members“.

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As a Sarawakian, I am ashamed to read these kind of news.

Sunday February 15, 2009
Sivarasa barred from Sarawak

KUCHING: PKR vice-president R. Sivarasa was denied entry into Sarawak yesterday, becoming the second politician from the party to be barred from the state.

The Subang MP was stopped by immigration officials at Kuching International Airport at 1.30pm and served with a notice of refusal of entry under Section 66(1) of the Immigration Act.

The reason given was that he was not from Sarawak and therefore not entitled to enter the state without a permit or pass.

Sivarasa, who last came to Sarawak in July last year to attend the World Rainforest Music Festival with his wife, said he was at a loss as to why he was denied entry.

And of course, we still remember just end of last year a similar treatment given to an opposition member:

Wednesday December 24, 2008
MP denied entry into Sarawak

A PKR parliamentarian has been denied entry into Sarawak by immigration officers at the Kuching International airport.

According to N Gobalakrishnan, who is MP for Padang Serai, the incident happened at around 5.30pm and he believed that it was politically motivated.

“The moment I reached the airport, immigration officers told me that I am not allowed to enter due to instructions from the state government,” he told Malaysiakini.

“The immigration officer gave me a notice which reads ‘Tuan bukan rakyat Sarawak, tidak berhak untuk masuk ke Sarawak tanpa permit atau pas Akta Imigresen 1959-1963’ (You are not a citizen of Sarawak and are not eligible to enter Sarawak without a permit or immigration pass).

Having visited Sarawak many times, Gobalakrishnan said he did not face any problems with the state immigration until this week.

Gobalakrishnan said his most recent visit to the state was last week when he was in Lubok Antu, south of Kuching, to help the locals in their Christmas preparation.

If it is not politically motivated, what is the possible reason for refusing their entry? Anyone who puts on a thinking cap would know that behind all the ‘excuses’ given for the decision, it is dirty politics rearing its ugly head.

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