Note: Skip reading if you are lazy. Super long crap. HA! HA!

Chian tagged me. This is another personality test, quite long winded especially the explanations. It’s Friday, why not?

Here is the test – Personality test based on Jung – Myers-Briggs typology

A psychometric questionnaire designed to measure psychological preferences in how people perceive the world and make decisions.

(Source: Wikipedia)

Result:

Your Type is ENFP

Extraverted – 44 %
Intuitive – 12 %
Feeling – 12 %
Perceiving – 44%

You are:

* moderately expressed extravert

* slightly expressed intuitive personality

* slightly expressed feeling personality

* moderately expressed perceiving personality
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Please allow me to share this very well written commentary by a friend on the recent RM60 billion stimulus package aka mini budget announced by Najib Razak, our Finance Minister, Deputy Minister and soon to be Prime Minister. (God willing. Hey, you don’t laugh. HA! HA! HA!)

I am a little bit busy with work and I have not really look into the details of the ever stimulating mini budget. Let’s see if I am labourious enough to write one later, just like Vijay did.

Why I am disgusted by the RM60bil stimulus package.

by Vijay Kumar Murugavell

The stimulus package is not transparent enough to comment on with regards to if it would work or not, but RM 60 bil is not enough to stimulate a RM350bil economy that relies heavily on exports and FDI, its like trying to boil water in a swimming pool using an electric kettle.

We are running a budget deficit -in short spending money we have not earned yet to finance this stimulus more so when our earnings from commodities are on a downward trend.

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Shen Mu Yu Tong (Y2J) – Wei Ni Er Huo

kan sheng ming xiang zhen feng
bao bu zhu de tong suo yi jin wo shuang shuo
tai qi tou na liu xing ban de xiao rong
zhi bu guo zhui luo zai xin zhong

tian kong hui lie feng wo jian tou
tian shang de ai na me jiu
jiu bu pa pang tuo
yong yan lei qing he kua guo le
jian xin zhe yi shan men hou
zhen de you tian guo

wei le ni er huo wei le ni er meng
wei le ai wo hui cheng dao zui huo
dang shi jie dou wu you shou zhu ni de ren shi wo
wei le ni er huo wei le ni er meng
shang hen zai shen xin wu fa hua po
gen ming yun zai ni liu jiu suan cuo le
ye bu tui hou wo

bu shan duo zai jing ji bian bu zhong
na shang kou hui kai chu hua duo

tian kong hui lie feng wo jian tou
tian shang de ai na me jiu
jiu bu pa pang tuo
yong yan lei qing he kua guo le
jian xin zhe yi shan men hou
zhen de you tian guo

wei le ni er huo wei le ni er meng
wei le ai wo hui cheng dao zui huo
dang shi jie dou wu you shou zhu ni de ren shi wo
wei le ni er huo wei le ni er meng
shang hen zai shen xin wu fa hua po
gen ming yun zai ni liu jiu suan cuo le
ye bu tui hou wo

ps: Just to let you guys know, I am still alive and rocking hard! Still tired from the short trip to KL and Sungai Petani, Kedah. Met many wonderful people. Love you guys.

pss:  This tag is a very simple, and quite fun to do.  Some of you already been tagged in Facebook by me, so you can just skip this. The rest, if you have NBTD, let’s get down to business. Nasty. Brutal truth. Bring it on!

1. Where you and I met?

2. How long have you known me?

3. The last time we saw each other?

4. Your first impression of me upon meeting/seeing me?

5. Am I funny?

6. What’s my favorite music?

7. Choose 5 words that describe me the most .

8. Have you ever hugged me?

9. If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be?

10. Tell me 1 of my weakness ?

11. Where do you think I will be in 25 years?

12. What is the most memorable event that spent with me, you can never forget?

13. Will you re-post this so I can fill this out for you?

pss: Laziest post ever. Less than 2 min to publish. 

Today we are going to learn about ‘Freudian Slip’.

A Freudian slip, or parapraxis, is an error in speech, memory, or physical action that is believed to be caused by the unconscious mind.

As a common pun goes, “A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing, but you say another.”

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What kind of sickos come to this blog anyway?

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Pak Lah is making a cameo appearance as Pak Pandir again.

Government not flip-flop, says PM
By JANE RITIKOS

JAKARTA: The Government should not be accused of being “flip-flop” if it has to make changes to its decisions after taking the people’s interest into consideration, said Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

He said any decision that had to be changed due to new developments should be accepted as a good thing.

“If what we had decided is deemed as inappropriate, wrong and not right and we correct it, what has that got to do with being ‘flip-flop’,” he said.

Abdullah, who is here for the Fifth World Islamic Economic Forum, was commenting on the decision to put on hold the toll increases on five highways and the Home Ministry’s decision to rescind a gazette lifting a ban on the use of the word “Allah” by Christian publications.

On the Home Ministry’s decision, the Prime Minister said the policy was already in place but the problem could be due to wrong statements being made.

On the toll increase, Abdullah said the earlier decision was made before the economic situation worsened.

Pak Lah, just a simple question.

Why bother to announce the decision in the first place, only to reverse it later?

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Flip flops flip flops.. everybody loves them…

No, me ain’t talking about that.

Since Pak Lah in his true leader style started this flip flops yoyo craps, his ministers also infected with the incurable disease. Latest flip flopper is non other but Syed Hamid Albar!

Catch no ball? Have no freaking clue?

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