I Swear
Saiful Jambu – I Swear
I swear by the balls and the schlong in my pant
And I swear like a cheap whore that’s by your side
I see the bulging schlong in your pants
I know what’s weighing on your mind
You can be sure I know my butt
`Coz I’ll bend in front you through the nights
You’ll only make those painful thrusts
And though I make noises
I’ll never break your schlong
And I swear, by the balls and the schlong in my pant
I’ll wear thong
I swear, like a cheap whore that’s by your side
I’ll butt there
For better or worse, till Najib do us part
I’ll take you with every clench of my butt
And I swear
I’ll give you every butt I can
I’ll stroke your schlong with these two hands
We’ll hang some memories on the walls
And when just the two of us are there
You won’t have to ask if I still want
`Coz as the time turns the page, my butt won’t age at all
And I swear by the balls and the schlong in my pant
I swear (and I swear) like a cheap whore that’s by your side
I’ll butt there
For money or fame, till Najib do us part
I’ll take you deep into my butt
And I swear
I swear (and I swear) by the balls and the schlong in my pant
I’ll wear thong
I swear, like a cheap whore that’s by your side
I’ll butt there
For better or worse, till Najib do us part
I’ll take you with every (single) clench of my butt
I swear, I swear,
Oh… so… suey…
ps: Yes! I successfully butchered another song!
this is a great post. the other post, the SPM kefahaman is a classic..one of yr best ever
😐 creative.. nver thought you have the talents to write a lyric
sigh.. you changed one of my fave song’s lyrics into a butt and schlong song… lol!!
Why don’t u record yourself on videocam, singing the song with the new lyrics…and then post on youtube? Itu lagi best!!! Jadi overnight sensation!!!
ko mmg suka merosakkan lagu beb…jom kita pakat ramai2 wat video klip sendiri guna lagu nii…kuakuakua…aku ko eddie n sape2 lg yg berminat.. 😛
beta sapot!! nak tengok MV baru!!! 😆
You rock!!! :up:
Alamak….you’ve just killed one of my fav songs……..LOL!!!!!!
masukkan sekali dgn efek uh! ah! ah! baru lah kena dgn lyrics ni 😛
ps: bong… ko mmg kreatif :up:
aiya bengbeng, don’t flatter me lah… 😀 write for fun only.. reading many blogs, went through the comments and got the idea 😉
What else you never thought i have nono? 😛
better than those butchering up chinese new year songs into techno beats
I cannot sing like you lah and me not gila glamor also 😀 Why don’t you sing it and I record it? You can be famous also 😛
idea bagus ni. ko nak main peranan apa? kena balun dari belakang? 😛
efek? 😛 berbaur lucah ni nanti, kena potong censorboard malaysia.
*terkedu kejap pas baca lirik* hahahhha salute you la bong! :up: apa pun bleh! 😀
Bengang giler Bro… You butchered my song!!! Lagu ni remind me aku Swear dengan ex-girlfriend aku dulu. Then aku main dengan dia punya friend, then dia punya friend punya friend.
Aku nak buat Sumpah Laknat boleh?
OMG!! LOL
aku xnak jadi saiful..aku nak jadi ramlang poringgi…ko la kena jd saiful..eddie jd anwar..haha :up:
Haha!! I can just imagine Saiful singing the song to this lyrics in a video 😆
hahaha….that’s hilarious! This was one of my favourite songs in the nineties cos it reminded me of someone and you just killed off the romantic memories this song brought …”I swear by the balls and schlong”! 😛 OMG
All hail schlong thong bong 😀 :up:
HAHAHAHAHHAHHA…thanks for the laughs, buddy :up:
:up: another creative work from u… what’s next? hehehe…
I need more inspiration Man-D 😛 Inspire me..
camne lak lirik lagu I swear kalu tok Jib nak nyanyi.. 🙂
Yup this was very inspiring 😎
Dude, I don’t know you, but I enjoy reading your blog. A very good writing. Keep up the good work!
Btw, this Saifool version of I Swear is hilarious 😀 :up: :up: :up: :up: :up:
Can I copy this to my blog?
Sure Reena, glad that you love it 😀 😀 Probably you want to check out my other post the same subject? 😛 Soalan bocor kertas karangan Bahasa Melayu Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) 2009 😀 😀
Schlong thong bong?? 😯 😯 HAHAHAHAHA!
Who? The tennis player??? 😀 😀 😀
Perhaps you can send him a request.. 😀
glad you like it 🙂 the bulging schlong, i mean. 😛