Year: 2009

The Strange Encounter With The Third Kind

This happened last Friday night. 5pm Michael: Hey, I’m in town. Just came back from Penang. Chill out tonight? Al Fresco. 8.30pm. Me: Sure man, it’s been like what? 4 months? See you tonight. 8.30pm -1.30am *chilling out session in progress with Michael and friends* Me: Eh, let’s go to Cheerie Berries. Go ogle some…

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“Mom, I want to be a Satria Baja Hitam!”. “No son, you must be a dentist.”

Ladies and gentlemen, It’s Friday. Let’s have something light today. Let’s talk about career. Do you love your job? Is it what you wanted to be? Do you still remember what you wrote for the essay ‘My Ambition’ when you were in primary school? Do you remember when you told your mother,  “Mom, I want…

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Tired of this Science and Mathematics crap. Nincompoop politicians, go fuck yourself.

Where should I start? I don’t really know. I’m not very sure. Our politicians are treating us like punching bags. We are receiving blows after blows, damaging us inside out to the point we are either half dead, paralysed and unable to respond or become immune to the situation that we no longer have any…

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George Chan kena swine flu? No wonder he’s talking using his backside. Bangang tahap dewa!

Dr Chan advises public to put off events that pull crowds to confined spaces KUCHING: Organisers of events that draw large number of people to confined spaces were yesterday urged to postpone their events for the time being due to an increase in Influenza A (H1N1) cases. “To minimise the risk (of spreading the flu)…

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I think Khir Toyo is innocent. I think Malaysians are bunch of horny bastards.

1. I think Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs is better than Transformer 2: Revenge of The Fallen. 2. I think Khir Toyo is innocent. Reasons? He’s a hardworking person. Sources close to him said he worked many jobs. – As a dentist, He must be working his ass off doing part time fixing…

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Roll out, holy buah pala cow pig shit!

I went to watch Transformers 2 – The Revenge of the Fallen last week. I like 1. Watching Mikaela. 2. Watching Megan Fox. 3. Watching Mikaela. I dislike 1. Optimus Prime with lips. 2. Some stupid, messy and lousy plots. 2 Allspark pieces, Decepticons steal one and use it to bring back Megatron to life,…

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Sea Survival Course, Ng Yen Yen and UTM cooking a bullshit.

I was away to attend a sea survival training course starting last Monday. The full title of the course is “Combined Sea Survival & Offshore Safety Procedures, Helicopter Underwater Escape Training with EBS and Basic Fire Fighting & Self Rescue (Basic)”. Damn, it does sounds very ‘canggih‘ (bombastic). Well it’s not. It’s basically a course…

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