1. I think Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs is better than Transformer 2: Revenge of The Fallen.

2. I think Khir Toyo is innocent.

Reasons?

He’s a hardworking person. Sources close to him said he worked many jobs.

– As a dentist, He must be working his ass off doing part time fixing people’s teeth. Sources from gossip mills said he also offers niche services like gold teeth implant and grills.  He sells his service to rich rap and hip hop moguls and celebritries. Insider source close to Soulja Boy said Khir did his gold teeth. Celebrities are rich. They pay good money. So Khir Toyo get his riches from the celebrities’ money.

– He’s a celebrity himself. His Javenese handsome face, flawless skin and perfect smile win legions of fans. I know a female blogger, always singing praise and glory about him. She went missing in the blogosphere, the last I heard, she’s busy recruiting zombies to this one fan club in her capacity as the president of the fan club. I digress. Back to my point, Khir Toyo is a big celebrity. Celebrities are rich. Like Britney Spears. Like P. Diddy. So Khir Toyo is rich.

– He’s an architect. He’s introducing Balinese influence to spice out our boring architectural industry. Can you see the tempe motives on the walls of his house? The motives on the tiles? Architects are rich bastards. They would draw few lines and charge you till you drop. (Ok I don’t like architects. Engineers tak kawan architects.)

– He’s a feng shui/black magic/pukau/jampi consultant. Er, I should not talk too much about this if I want to continue blogging craps.

– Some other unchecked rumors are: He’s a plastic surgeon, he operates his own face. He earns by working as a crack. He operates on celebrities, making them uglier closer to perfection. A certain celebrity was rumored to be one of his client. That celebrity is dead now. He has undisclosed amount of shares in tempe businesses all over the world. For one tempe you eat, he gets 10sen royalty. I eat tempe. You eat tempe. Khir Toyo is the unofficial spokesperson, face for tempe. Khir Toyo makes money.

Khir Toyo is innocent. Make him our ambassador to negotiate on behalf of this country with Indonesia on sensitive issues – maids, Ambalat, etc. He’s the perfect candidate for the job.

3. I think I am giving Khir Toyo too much blogtime on my blog.

4. I think Malaysians are  obsessed with animals. Pigs. Cows. Bird bird.

5. I think we should be proud Malaysia is ranked 7th in Top 10: Horniest Countries. I’m glad I contributed to the statistics. Top 3 next time people! Gambateh!

6. I think I am horny.

7. I think Sabah chicks are hot and cute to boot!

8. I think I am bored waiting for time to board the plane.

9. I think I am out of idea on what to write.

10. I think that’s it for now.

Tags: Corrupted Bugger, Crap, Ex MB Selangor, Horniest Countries, Ice Age 3, Khir Toyo, Meaningless, Palatial Mansion