SPR, Please Explain This!! (Part 4)

A!&*(S(*@S#*(H&)!&O()L*E@&^#!!!! Check this out. Look carefully at the name and compare the Identity Card number and the gender of the card holder.

I.C No. : 841027075229, Name : Tan Shin Joo, Gender : Male

I.C No. : 841027075229, Name : V. Nalynna A/P Visvanathan Gender : Female

From the Identity Card No., the last digit denotes the gender of the card holder. From wiki :

“Odd number in the last digit usually indicates the card holder being male, and even numbers for female.” (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MyKad)

So, the driving license and the school card (I assume, I can’t read Chinese, I only know the word ‘zhong’ there haha!) is belong to a male person and that is true according to the last digit of the Identity Card No. Now, the electoral roll from I got SPR website for that particular number is for an Indian lady??!! A/P = Anak Perempuan (Daughter of) How screwed up is our electoral roll?

Rest of the previous entries on this topic :

SPR, Please Explain This!
SPR, Please Explain This! (Part 2)
SPR, Please Explain This! (Part 3)

*1st picture taken from here

Updated 2.53pm :

More on cheating votes, this time in Sarawak! Read more here, here, here and here

Picture shows 13 ballot papers rejected because of duplicity

Some people are desperate heh?

Hoi Rafidah Aziz!

Malaysia’s government rejects call for American-style political debate ahead of election

AP
By EILEEN NG,Associated Press Writer AP – Sunday, March 2

http://malaysia.news.yahoo.com/fc/my-election08.html

“KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia – Malaysia’s government has rejected an Islamic opposition party’s challenge to hold an American-style public debate between their leaders ahead of March 8 general elections, news reports said Sunday.

Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party President Abdul Hadi Awang recently dared Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi to hold a televised debate similar to those held by U.S. presidential candidates.

But the Sunday Star newspaper quoted Trade Minister Rafidah Aziz as saying there was no place for such debates in Malaysia.

“We don’t follow the American system in our country. We (the country’s leaders) should be debating with villagers or town folks concerning local issues affecting them,” she said in the report.

An aide, who spoke on condition of anonymity citing protocol, confirmed the minister’s comments but did not give further details.

PAS is the chief rival of Abdullah’s National Front coalition for votes among ethnic Malay Muslims, who make up about 60 percent of Malaysia’s 27 million people. PAS controls the northeastern state of Kelantan, the only one of Malaysia’s 13 states under opposition rule.
Malaysia has substantial minority populations of ethnic Chinese and Indians.

Sunday’s New Straits Times newspaper quoted Deputy Prime Minister Najib Razak as saying there was no need for the National Front coalition to entertain the PAS call for a public debate.

“That is the way of the opposition,” he was quoted as saying. “We give everyone the freedom to campaign but it is the people who will decide the outcome.”

PAS officials said Malaysia’s largely pro-government mainstream media have given the opposition little exposure and a debate would give it a chance to publicly air its views.

“We want the National Front to debate on public issues so people can compare our policies, but they are afraid people will have the opportunity to listen to PAS. They want to deny us the media exposure,” PAS senior official Hatta Ramli told The Associated Press.

“It looks like our standard of democracy is very much lower than in the U.S.,” he said.

The National Front, which won 91 percent of parliamentary seats in 2004 polls, is expected to easily win again but with fewer seats amid public complains over rising inflation, crime, and racial and religious tension.

Both sides are waging a hard-fought campaign ahead of the March 8 polls, with top leaders crisscrossing the country to make speeches.
The National Front aims to capture Kelantan and has pledged billions of dollars (euros) to develop the mostly rural state.”

Hoi Rafidah Aziz, (she deserved no polite designation from me) Candidates do not debate with villagers. They should convince them, not debate with them. How do you convince the rakyat? Well, you debate with the opposing team. Understand? Bangang betul.

Just admit that BN candidates do not have the brain and balls to hold a proper debate with the opposition. BN candidates just know how to talk about how many roads they built, how many ‘longkang’ they cleaned up, how many potholes they repaired. Hey dumbass, these are the job scope of the local councilor lah! You just to shout at the sleeping local authority to do their job properly and you need not to attend to these petty issues.

Just look at the BN advertisements, ridiculously dumb and misleading. Who will believe it but the less educated folks? I watched an advert that day, about prices of goods between Malaysian and neighboring countries. One Indian guy (notice not, they always try to put all races in their adverts, konon konon harmony lah!!!) pulled out a chart with the price comparison for Singapore, Indonesia and Thailand for staple goods.

For example chicken price in Singapore is RMX, Indonesia is RMY, Thailand RMZ (I couldn’t remember the figure, but the point they are trying to send is that chicken price in Malaysia is the cheapest among all lah.) Yes, how stupid, to convert it all into ringgits and compare. One guy (Malay guy this time. WTF with all these races classification? I am getting sick hearing you Malay, he’s Indian, I am Chinese. For god’s sake we are all Malaysians!) asked ‘Awak tahu mengapa harga barang di Malaysia lebih murah berbanding negara lain?’ (You know why price of things in Malaysia is cheaper than other countries?) and he continued ‘Sebab kerajaan kita bagi subsidi! Kita harus berterima kasih kepada kerajaan kita kerana mengambil berat akan kesusahan rakyat’ (Because our government subsidized the goods. So we must be grateful to our government because they care for the people). The ending of the adverts is a mamak came out with a cup of coffee and put in in front of a Chinese lady and said ‘RM3.00’ (I think lah, no so clear but again the point is to tell that the coffee is ridiculously priced). The lady asked the mamak ‘Mengapa mahal sangat?’ (Why so expensive?). The mamak replied her ‘Mestilah mahal, ini kopi Singapura!’ (The coffee is from Singapore, that is why so expensive!)

HelloO!!!! BN think Malaysians are idiots? Converting everything to ringgit and tell us our goods are cheap? Damn it. Dollar to dollar, even the coffee if RM3.00 means it’s only SD 1.30!!! Any Singaporean can afford that with their money. And to think certain goods like flour, chicken, cooking oil are subsidized here but not in those countries! Yet we are still that expensive. Want to compare, remove the subsidy, compare the value in each currency lah, not after conversion. Bodoh! Want more comparison? Compare with UK anyone?

Cost of living in UK is not higher but lower than Malaysia, if one doesn’t convert from RM to pounds of course. An average fresh grad in the UK starts at about 1800-2000 pounds a month. An average fresh grad in Malaysian starts at about RM1800-2000 a month. The income tax in the UK is indeed higher, at 20%, about 3 times higher than Malaysia, now here comes the interesting part.

1) a litre of petrol in the UK cost at most a pound but in Malaysia?

2) In the UK, road users don’t have to pay tolls because they have already paid in taxes but in Malaysia, you have road tax AND TOLLS and the nature of debate going on in the parliament about tolls will even put fighting cockerels to shame.

3) In the UK, a chicken cost an average of 2-4 pounds but in Malaysia, a chicken cost at least 10 ringgit if you want to get food poisoning and salmonella.

4) In the UK, to buy a new car cost between 4000-8000 pounds for the most economical one. In Malaysia, a new car is a must because our public transport is abysmal. The cheapest car is how much? You tell me.

I can go on and on and on to compare between both countries.

Yes, I am not grateful. I love to bitch about my country. So? You are free to rebuke me. But if you present your points in a stupid way, you know… you are just making a fool out of yourself. I need not to do anything anymore.

A friend overheard this these two people talking yesterday at the DAP/PKR ceramah…

Person 1 : Wou know what’s the problem with the opposition?
Person 2 : What?
Person 1 : Only the educated ones vote for them.
Person 2 : So what? How’s that a problem?
Person 1 : ……There are only so few educated people left in Malaysia…

Enough said, BN candidates semua bodoh. Same goes with their supporters. Sekian terima kasih.

Updated 2.39pm :

Nah! This is an example of BN candidate. A party bankrupt of ideas and even losing on the cleaning the drains, fixing the lamp posts and clearing garbages arguments, guess this is the only way for them to garner sympathy votes. If not bodoh is what?

IS STAR PUBLICATION A SHARE HOLDER OF BARISAN NASIONAL?

I detest The Star very much for its very bias reporting. I love the Sports and Business sections. I just cannot stand the way The Star portray our good government in a very ass kissing way. Go and flip over The Star newspaper for the past few days. They never write anything else but the goodness of Barisan Nasional. I wonder, The Star is here to report the news or to shove down their opinions down our throats?

With the election at the corner, The Star has continue to become a mouthpiece for Barisan National, publishing one sided news. Where are the ethics of journalism? Fark you The Star. I shall never buy any of your craps anymore. I will read it online or borrow it at mamak stall, but I will never buy it. Not worth my RM1.20 to read all the bombastic craps you serve everyday. Same shits, different day. I guess not only me with this feeling against The Star, check out this letter :

Manager,

Editors

and staff of the

Star Publications (M) Bhd
C:C to all Contacts. 28/2/08

IS STAR PUBLICATION A SHARE HOLDER OF BARISAN NASIONAL?

Dear publisher,

With much regret and disappointment over the star publication i am writing this letter.

I strongly condemn and object all your articles in the star the pass few days. Very clearly i can see that your articles on the coming general election is giving a one sight report and supporting the barisan Nasional Government. I view this as something not healthy and a threat to the future of the the media.

You use the caption MALAYSIA DECIDES 2008 in your General election report. How to decide when you don’t even give a report on the opposition party. Lim Kit Siang, Anwar Ibrahim and other oppositions gave many ceramah`s in penang, But i don’t see any detail or article on that events. and even if i had see, It would be a negative report on that party. What kind of practice is this in a democratic country ? We as the rakyat and reader of the star expects and demand equal coverage and news on all parties in the general election. Yes it`s good to tell the nation what the barisan has done for it`s people and the development it has brought to this country, at the same time it is also important to hear from the opposition their views and vision for the country. Whether they are giving empty promises, or lying, it is for the rakyat to decide. Not for the government or for your publication to decide or come to an conclusion.

In your publication today 28/2/07 page N 11, there is an advertisement from MIC. What kind of advertisement is that. Is MIC trying to instill fear in the nation and getting votes by threatening us. It say`s IF YOU DON’T VOTE FOR MIC THEN BE PREPARED TO PAY THE PRICE…. What the hell does MIC mean by that. That statement has already breach the election campaign law which prohibits nominee’s from threatening the voters. I see only Barisan Nasional `s advertisement in the star.. Aren`t there any other parties contesting in this coming general election? Every single day i see so many full page BN advertisement, Have they not yet exceeded the campaign budget limit approved by the election commission for all parties. I know how many thousands it cost for a single page advertisement in The Star. Or is the star sponsoring the pages for BN… If yes, then why is the star not sponsoring also for DAP, KEADILAN and PAS. There are also readers whom support the opposition as much as the readers whom supports BN. This is such and insult to all readers of the Star. We give you business and you pay us back in this way ?

When reporting on news which refers to Dato seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi and Datuk seri Najib Tun Razak, your publication refers them as the Prime Minister and the Deputy Prime Minister of Malaysia . Has your editors forget that the Parliament has been dissolved. What right do you all have then to officially call both this people current ministers of Malaysia . Aren’t` you all then giving false information to the readers.

I send this email as and warning to the Star Publication to give and equal coverage to all parties on the General Election. It`s is also a call from the Election Commission President of Malaysia to give and equal and fair coverage to all parties. If your company were to still publish report on a one sight view after reading this email, I am going to launch a boycott on the star publication and urge penang people not to buy the Star. I will go all out for it using my contacts and influences and make sure people do not buy the Star. There are alternative paper like the SUN which provides equal news to the nation. Why then spent more to buy news which is not fair and equal to all. I hope this is the start for a change in the way your reports are being published. Let the Nation decide, and dont fool your readers.

Sudhagaran Stanley,

Coordinator,

Islanders Tamil Youth Network.

Step Aside Edison Chen! Here Comes Suituapui!

Posted on behalf of Suituapui 🙂 Title and contents also suggested by Suituapui. Thanks Suituapui. Now belanja me makan!

I know you are waiting for this!!! Ladies and gentleman, I have in possession, Suituapui photo in the most controversial pose, ala ala Chua Soi Lek! Kopi Soh has been dying to see Suituapui naked photo since she posted her own baby photo at her blog. Just look at her comment to Suituapui :

Kopi Soh to Suituapui said…

“my sweet cream puff arrrr you reli are a temptress. Now I can’t help but imagine u all sexy “totally naked and botak” Pls do e-mail your pix to cibol and ask him to put in fehmes peepul magazine…..”

Suituapui tried to email his photo to Cibol, but due to some technical problems (ceh ceh!), he couldn’t do so hence he MMS-ed it to me 😛 I was shocked when I opened the MMS, why suddenly Suituapui sent me a naked baby photo?? ROTFLMAO!

So cute!! Kopi Soh, are you drooling over Suituapui’s sexy photo now? Can see his cute bum there! Hahahaha! A bit of story from Suituapui on the photo :

In old days, it was a traditional practice if a family have a son they must take him to the studio to take photos. I guess back in those days, having a son especially for Chinese families was considered a fortune and good luck, but they didn’t share the same sentiment when a daughter was born. Ah, why they took naked photos of the baby? That one you need to ask the man himself hahaha!

I guess I have no problem to recognize Suituapui when I meet him next week, since I already see everything of him. Muahahahahahahaha! Kopi Soh also tagged me in the same post, so I put up a new magazine cover of The Flaccid Mind – March Edition 😛 You can check it out under the TFM! at the top navigation bar.

Friday The 29th

Today is Friday. Too lazy to post up any thought provoking post. Just a lepak (lazy?) post.

I added a contact form to this blog. You can find it at the side bar or at the top navigation bar of the blog. If anyone want to write me love letters, threats, gossips or anything you think just for my eyes only, please use the contact form 🙂 Thanks to Noktah Hitam for introducing it to me.

I noticed many of my readers (wah seh!! my readers!!!! roftlmao!) unaware that there are few pages at the top navigation bar. Cibol and Melbie didn’t notice it until I told them. I am still thinking how to put it properly so people will notice it, since I am going to do like a weekly update or monthly update for those pages. Any idea? Or well, maybe it is too crappy, nobody bother to read it hehe.

I am exhausted. Busy with things, started ince last week, after Cibol came down to town. (No Suituapui, Man-D, Melbie, Clare and Mar, not because of what you guys think! Muahahaha! Dirty mind mustards! friends!). Last Thursday night I picked up Cibol from aiport. Then Friday normal working day, I went to work and night time we had the birthday bash at Finnegan’s till 4am. The next day, Saturday morning till afternoon I went to my old company to finish some designs. (I promised my old boss to help designing a project for extra cash :P) At 4.30pm, I went back and get ready for Jay Chou’s concert, and another day gone. Sunday morning went with Cibol and Mary for breakfast at The Village Park, Damansara Utama. We decided to try the famous nasi lemak there. The place so crowded with customers, not my liking. I do not fancy waiting long for my food 😛 The nasi lemak is a bit pricey but worth the bite. (I think?)

RM6 nasi lemak! Too pricey…

Then we fetched Cibol to LCCT. After sending Mary back home, I went to my ex company office again to continue my work till 6pm like that. Another day gone. Monday to Thurday, morning went to work like usual. Night time back to old company continue the design. Oh I went for Anwar Ibrahim’s ceramah on Tuesday night at Sungai Way, somewhere near Motorola bridge there. (No today I do not talk politics, so we save it for another day :P) Yesterday night me and my housemate wanted to go for DAP’s ceramah at SS2, but when we arrived there there was no ceramah?? My friend thought he got the wrong date so we went back home and I went to do my design again. This morning I received an sms from him the ceramah supposed to be held last night but the permit was revoked, so they cancelled it 🙂

Tired.. tired.. tired.. My design still yet to be completed. I need to go back and continue it tonight and maybe Saturday and Sunday if necessary. For extra cash heh? Life is tough nowadays. Anyway, I shall stop the bitching and live with it. Have a nice weekend my friends! Live life cool yeah~!@

Updated 1st March 2008, 1.00pm :

Kopi Soh and Suituapui complained the earlier contact form tak boleh pakai, so I changed a new one 🙂 Tried and tested. Now send me your love letters and threats. Muahahahaha!

A Disgruntled Citizen

Written by : A very disgruntled citizen.

In America , people are afraid of terrorists,
In Malaysia we are afraid of bloggers .

In Japan people make quality cars,
In Malaysia, Proton’s a blast.

In Sweden , customers’ car parks are on the ground floor, nearest to the
shops.
In Malaysia , customers’ car parks are on the 4th floor and getting there
requires gymnastics skills.

In most countries, parking in public places are often free.
In Malaysia , the government has proposed to extend parking charges till 10
am to reduce road congestion.

In most countries, travelling outstation, there’s little or no toll.
In Malaysia , If you go to Seremban, the toll is more than your petrol.

In almost most countries, there’s no ID card.
In Malaysia , if you have no ID card you can go to jail for 6 months.

In all countries corruption is almost looked upon with disdain.
In Malaysia , after two White Papers on the police, they are dancing to our
disdain.

In all developed countries, nobody is above the law.
You have only to be the Deputy PM to have everything “expunged” on Page 3.

In most developed countries, your house is about quarter mile from the
highway.
In Malaysia , you house is inbetween the highway.

In many developed countries, toilets and parking bays are reserved for the
disabled.
In Malaysia we have locked toilets and barred parking bays and you have to
find the guard to get the keys if you are disabled.

In Indonesia , all toll and parking charges are reasonably fixed by the
government.
In Malaysia , you can get a heart attack just looking at your parking
charges.

In Australia , beer flows like water.
In Malaysia , money flows like water when drinking beer.

In Indonesia , you can squat on the toilets; in Germany you can even lie
down.
In Malaysia , you have to use one hand to hold your nose and the other your
willy.

In Singapore and Hong Kong , one ticket takes you around all subways.
In Malaysia , Subway is the name of a sandwitch joint and it takes a genius
to understand the route through 4 subways providers.

In most countries, their PM is honest or dishonest but they do not pretend
to be otherwise.
In Malaysia , our PM pretends to be honest when he is really rotten
dishonest.

When people remarry, they go for a honey moon.
When our PM remarries he is back from his honeymoon and he goes to his first
wife grave and ask for forgiveness.

When Clinton was elected President, he went for 4 organized parties in
Washington DC the same night.
When our PM was made PM, he drove home and knelt beside his mother and cried
for the papers to publish.

People usually have their son and daughters succeed in their business.
Our PM is better as he uses his son-in-law for his business and his son for
other businesses.

This country is so full of shit I am ashamed to call myself a Malaysian. Our
50th anniversary is but a side show to show our disgrace to the rest of
world.

You only need one bullet to kill democracy and that’s our self-anointed
Malay first policy. Remember Rome and its indulgences and wastages and you
will remember how this country will fall in the next 50 years. Fortunately,
I will not live till 100 to see it but at 75, I will be paying RM40 to
travel home to Seremban for toll just so to visit my parent’s grave. I
wondered who is buried there – my parents or my passivity.

If I run for politics, will anyone support me?

If you vote for the government, I will certainly cut your balls…

(Courtesy of Casey Sze Tho)

Gettin’ Femos? ROFTLMAO!

I am curious. I wanted to ask this for a long time. Today I must ask!!!! Me ain’t femos yet 😛 (Muahahahaha!) So who are you out there that typed these search terms to get to my blog? 😀

Funny to note that, most of the search terms people used to get to my blog is my nickname, and this blog’s name!! Stalkers!!!!!!!!!!!! 😛

Oh, just to ‘ngeso’ (brag) a bit. I installed this blog stats plugin on the 29th January. Less than a month…

Feels good to see that heh?

p/s : But if you see at my sidebar, views today only at 339 (using another stats plugin) instead of 427?? 😀 Who cares anyway, as long as people like Suituapui, Cibol, Bengbeng, Angeles, Man-D, Melbie, Zewt, Drumsticks, Kopi Soh, Judy, Mar, Nono, Patt, Clare, MissRina, Yanz, Wongpk, Ah Bong and some other friends still drop by and say hi to me. Muaks!! (eeee.. gelinya!!!)