Marie Digby, I love you!

I found a new love! I have a confession! I love Marié Digby!! :XO: :XO:

Who is Marié Digby? (Pronounced Mar-ee-ay Digby) is the most talented singer, songwriter and musician performing on the Internet today! :XO: :XO: She is best known for her acoustic cover version of Rihanna’s No. 1 hit “Umbrella”, which attracted attention on YouTube in 2007.

She was on 8TV quickie last night. She looked into my eyes, I was drowning in her eyes, her captivating, sweet, lovely, enchanting smile melted me, I surrendered my pity lonely soul to her.. :XO: :XO: She is one of the most beautiful and talented acoustic sensation! :XO:

She is in KL and will be performing tonight at One Utama! Here are the details:

Venue: Ground Floor, Highstreet, One Utama New Wing
Time: 8.00pm
Admission: Free

I want to go and ask her to marry me. :XO: :XO: (Melepaslah ko NoktahHitam!!) :razz:
ps: Ah Gil (Gillian Chung) can simpan dalam poket already. I shall have a last look at her photos before I move on. It is a sad day, yet it is a happy day as well. I am confused… Bye bye old flame~! :cry: :cry:

I won RM,14.000!!!!!!!! Hurray!!!!

I woke up this morning and I received this sms. I reproduced it in its original content for you guys:

“Pengumuman! Dari “PETRONAS MAS” TAHNIAH! Sim card anda betua Memenangi undian Hadiah wang tunai RM,14.000 Sila Hubungi telefon: 006281511626057 Terimah kasih”

Yes!!!!!! I won RM,14.000!!!!! How much is that? Is is a lot??!! :shock: :shock: I want to go for a vacation!!!! :XO:

Come on lah, you want to con people, at least write a proper, convincing message. If your crap contains mix up language, a lot of spelling errors, wrong punctuation marks, improper uppercase and lowercase letters how are you going to scam people? Please hire me to be your consultant. For starter, I will tell you what the mistakes in the message above are for free. Consider it as a goodwill complimentary service from me.

1. WTF is PETRONAS MAS? PETRONAS is PETRONAS, MAS is MAS. Get it right. **

2. Sim card? Kad SIM, bodoh! You are sending out a message in Bahasa Melayu, keep it consistent. To make it more convincing, you probably should put Kad SIM Digi Prepaid or Kad SIM Maxis anda depends on the network provider the victims subscribe to.

3. Betua? Your grand betua. Betua is a place in Bangladesh, moron! The correct word should be ‘Bertuah’ – B.E.R.T.U.A.H

4. RM,14.000?? This is the dumbest mistake. Shove your head down the toilet bowl and flush it yourself, please. RM 14,000.00 or RM 14,000 more like it. By the way, why not make it RM 1,400,000? Bigger number attracts and sounds more convincing. Alang-alang menyeluk pekasam biar sampai ke pangkal lengan. (Strike the iron while it’s hot? Hahahaha!) What is RM 14,000? Cannot even buy a cheapo Proton car.

5. Terimah? Niamah I know. It is ‘Terima’ – T.E.R.I.M.A

6. Uppercase and lowercase letters, punctuations. A primary school student probably knows better how to use proper uppercase and lowercase letters.

So, do I get the job? I am qualified enough I think. I want to get 30% commission from each poor, gullible soul you manage to swindle. Please, contact me! *waiting in anticipation* :cool:

ps: Do you often get this kind of sms? I once received a sms from a girl. Obviously she sent it to the wrong person because she was talking about her overdue period and was worried. Her message: ‘Mas, sudah dua minggu periodnya tidak datang. Macam mana ini Mas, saya khuatir…’ (‘Mister, the period already due for 2 weeks. What we should do, Mister, I am worried..’) :roll: Mas is used by Indonesians to address young male. No, I didn’t copulate with anyone at that time, so it was not me :grin:

** Thanks to Melbie, and after some googling, I think PETRONAS MAS means PETRONAS MALAYSIA. 😛

A beautiful wound

“It was necessary to have a scar in this life that would be carried with you, and would prepare you, for the next. It is called a beautiful wound.”

I was thinking of some words or phrases to be inked on my useless body. End up reading on Latin quotes, Hebrew and Sanskrit texts.. and oogling at hot chicks photos :lol: :XO: :XO:

Some of the photos and quotes that I found..

“Send blessings upon the works of our hands” in Hebrew :XO: I do not mind working my hands there either :razz:

Equilibrium (Er.. nice photo heh? :XO:)

To the stars through adversity in Latin

Angelina Jolie’s Pali incantation tattoo is written in the Khmer language.

Closer look :XO:

For the girls, nah!! :razz: Script from Psalm 144: 1 – A Psalm of David. Blessed be the Lord, my rock.

I wonder if Bahasa Melayu or any ethnic language in Malaysia is popular enough to be inked on the body. So far I yet to see anybody do that haha! Imagine walking around seeing “Tak Melayu hilang di dunia!’ :lol: Opss.. in Malaysia, Melayu = Islam so tattoo is forbidden for them. Still we as Malaysians, those do not have any religious restriction can do it. Let me see, what are the famous quotes in Bahasa Melayu that I can remember:

Saya pantang dicabar! – 4th Prime Minister of Malaysia :???:

Jangan hisap dada! – Samyvellu (He meant dadah – drug :roll: )

Kami bukan along, kami cuma nak tolong – I saw one funny advertisement on tv :lol:

Macam-macam ada! – Infamous Astro tagline.

Or maybe we can have some in Hokkien??

Ee chiak lu, lu pun um chai – Lim Keng Yaik

Eh, this is supposed to be a serious entry!!!! Totally butchered, end up a post on stupid quotes haha! Pardon me for the distractions

Back to serious topic :razz: Some other Latin quotes..

Omnia mea mecum porto – All that is mine, I carry with me.

Cogito ergo sum – I think, Therefore I am

Nosce te ipsum – Know thyself.

Sit vis vobiscum – May the Force be with you. (I love this lol!!!)

Alis grave nil – Nothing is heavy to those who have wings

Ad astra per aspera means – To the stars, through difficulties

Semper ad meliora — Always towards better things

Luctor et emergo — I struggle and emerge

Verba volant, scripta manent – Words fly away, writings remain

Veritas lux mea – Truth is my light

ps: Probably should just get ‘Carpe scrotum’ – Seize/grab life by the balls! :roll: :roll:

Muted F U Song?! Please, Gimme The Real Deal!

Warning: Entry contained politically incorrect words. Please stay away if you are a minor or an idiot or a self appointed moral guardian.

I was listening to Hitz.fm yesterday one my way driving back home from office. Then I heard this song, sounds very familiar to me, but somehow something was not entirely right. :!: Oh crap, they censored some parts of the songs!!! Then you got this little pause here and there and it totally ruined the song!!! Hahahaha! Why they chose to play the song if they couldn’t play the full song??? :mad: I laughed like a hyena listening to the song, anyone watching me must be thinking I am retarded (macam orang-orang tu…)

Now this is the song, I put up the lyrics as well, imagine you listening to the song with the expletives muted. Hahahahaha!

Eamon – Fuck It (i dont want you back)

Whoa oh oh
Ooh hooh
No No No

[Verse 1:]
See, I dont know why I liked you so much
I gave you all, of my trust
I told you, I loved you, now thats all down the drain
Ya put me through pain, I wanna let u know how I feel

[Chorus:]
Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses, they didn’t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, I dont want you back

Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn’t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, I dont want you back

[Verse 2:]
You thought, you could
Keep this shit from me, yeah
Ya burnt bitch, I heard the story
Ya played me, ya even gave him head
Now ya askin for me back
Ya just another act, look elsewhere
Cuz ya done with me

Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn’t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, I dont want you back

Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn’t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, I dont want you back

Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah

Ya questioned, did I care
You could ask anyone, I even said
Ya were my great one
Now its, over, but I do admit I’m sad.
It hurts real bad, I cant sweat that, cuz I loved a hoe

Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn’t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, I dont want you back

Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
[Until the end]

So you like the song? You may want to listen to the ‘answer’ song as well. :grin:

Frankee – FURB (Fuck You Right Back)

Oh oh
Oooh
No no no

(You know there is two sides to every story)

See I don’t know why you cryin’ like a bitch
Talkin’ shit like a snitch
Why you write a song ’bout me
If you really didn’t care
You wouldn’t wanna share
Tellin’ everybody just how you feel

Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin’ it didn’t mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back

Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin’ it didn’t mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back

You thought you could really make me moan
I had better sex all alone (ha ha ha ha)
I had to turn to your friend
Now you want me to come back
You must be smokin’ crack
Im goin’ else where and thats a fact

Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud
Fuck it, I faked it, aren’t you proud
Fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
Well guess what yo, your sex was wack

Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud
Fuck it, I faked it, aren’t you proud
Fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
Well guess what yo, your sex was wack

Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea

Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea

Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea

Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea

You questioned did I care
Maybe I would have if you woulda gone down there
Now it’s over
But I do admit i’m glad I didn’t catch your crabs
I can’t sweat that cause I got to go

Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin’ it didn’t mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back.

oh oh
uh uh yea
oh oh
uh uh yea
oh oh
uh uh yea
oh oh
uh uh yea

You made me do this

Have a great kick ass weekend earthlings!! :up: :arrow:

ps: Eamon’s Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back) song earned a listing on the Guinness World Record for “the most expletives in a #1 song”, with 33 expletives.

pss: The ‘award’ for most profanities in a hit by a female artist goes to Frankee – “F.U.R.B. (F U Right Back)” (an answer song to Eamon’s) contained 22 swear words.

psss: I am not responsible for any ‘misadventure’ you get into if you sing these songs in front of your parents, grandparents, teachers.. choose the right audience ya! :cool:

Oi, Jangan Pilih ‘Lam Phar’ Lah!

Mari kita teliti beberapa laporan berita di bawah:

Utusan Malaysia: 22 March 2008

Dalam pada itu, Peguam Negara, Tan Sri Abdul Gani Patail dalam kenyataannya sebelum ini menjelaskan urusan pelantikan Menteri Besar Terengganu terletak sepenuhnya pada Pemangku Raja dan MPPR negeri itu.

Katanya, Yang di-Pertuan Agong, Sultan Mizan Zainal Abidin sedar tentang peruntukan tersebut yang baginda tidak boleh mencampuri urusan pelantikan Menteri Besar di negeri berkenaan.

Menurut Abdul Gani, berdasarkan kepada Perkara 34 (1) Perlembagaan Persekutuan, Seri Paduka tidak boleh menjalankan fungsi sebagai Raja Negeri Terengganu melainkan sebagai Ketua Agama Islam.

‘‘Sehubungan itu, Yang di-Pertuan Agong tidak mempunyai calon sendiri bagi mengisi jawatan Menteri Besar. Baginda menyedari hakikat bahawa urusan pelantikan Menteri Besar terletak sepenuhnya pada Pemangku Raja dan Majlis Penasihat Pemangku Raja.

‘‘Justeru, baginda tidak mempunyai apa-apa peranan di bawah undang-undang dalam pelantikan tersebut,’’ kata Abdul Gani.

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Utusan Malaysia: 5 Mei 2008

KUALA LUMPUR 5 Mei – Pengerusi DAP, Karpal Singh terus mempertikaikan tindakan Sultan Perak menitahkan Menteri Besar menarik balik arahan pertukaran Pengarah Jabatan Agama Islam Perak (JAIP), Datuk Jamry Sury, yang disifatkannya sebagai campur tangan istana dalam pentadbiran negeri.

Sambil mengingatkan Istana Perak supaya memahami kuasa terhad raja-raja, Karpal menekankan bahawa “rakyat kini tidak lagi hidup dalam zaman feudal.’’

‘‘Sultan dan Yang di-Pertuan Agong perlu bertindak atas nasihat pihak eksekutif (kerajaan). Sultan Perak tidak ada hak di bawah undang-undang untuk campur tangan dalam keputusan kerajaan negeri menukar Jamry sebagai Pengarah JAIP,” katanya pada sidang akhbar di Parlimen yang turut dihadiri anaknya, Gobind Singh Deo (DAP-Puchong).

Ahli Parlimen Bukit Gelugor itu memetik kes Mahkamah Persekutuan pada 1982, yang menurutnya jelas menunjukkan urusan membabitkan kakitangan awam sama ada patut dipindah dan ke mana hendak dipindah adalah di bawah bidang kuasa kerajaan negeri.

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The Star Online: March 24, 2008

The appointment of anyone but Datuk Seri Idris Jusoh as Terengganu Mentri Besar is unconstitutional, said Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

Umno vice-president Datuk Seri Mohd Ali Rustam, met outside Seri Perdana, said Abdullah and Najib had given their support for Idris to be the Mentri Besar.

He said it was the decision of the party that won the majority in the state assembly to select the Mentri Besar and the Ruler had to abide by it according to the Constitution.

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Malaysiakini: May 8th, 2008

Barisan Nasional backbenchers are now pressuring the government to take action against the seasoned politician to determine whether he had committed treason, which is punishable by death.

Karpal came under heavy fire from the backbenchers over his two highly critical remarks lately over the transfer of a state top religious official in Perak, which he has described the palace’s involvement in the matter as “unconstitutional”.

Er, mengapa tidak ada laporan polis dibuat ke atas Gani Patail? Apakah kenyataan Abdullah Ahmad Badawi tidak ‘menghina’ kedaulatan raja-raja? Tidakkah Ali Rustam harus dikenakan tindakan kerana menyatakan bahawa sultan harus mematuhi perlembagaan? Bukankah kenyataan Karpal Singh lebih kurang sama dengan kenyataan oleh Gani Patail, Abdullah Ahmad Badawi dan Ali Rustam? (Tengku Adnan juga terlibat membuat kenyataan ketika kontroversi perlantikan Menteri Besar Terengganu tetapi saya malas membuat carian) Oh sungguh ketara sikap pilih lam phar bulu, ‘double standard’ oleh mereka ini.

ps: I sort of ‘plagiarized’ this post from here shamelessly! :grin: Lazy to write a new entry, so I modified a bit.

pss: Please somebody buy those 3 goats some mirrors.

psss: Omaigoat, would I be charged for sedition for using the ‘lam phar’ word together with Pak Lah in a sentence? :cry: :cry: I changed the title, replaced it with ‘Oi’. Yes I got no balls of steel. :razz:

pssss: Sorry for the ‘lam phar’ related posts lately. :roll: :roll: Like Suituapui said, mating season??? :grin:

Take A Look Around, Dickhead!

What is this ‘professional look’ anyway? If you are professional – lawyer, engineer, doctor, architect and etc. you are supposed to have this certain look and other than that you are not ‘professional’ enough? You are expected to carry certain image that so called a proper look for the line you are working. Is it really necessary? Why?

Since I shaved my head and keep this bald head image, I received a lot of comments from the people around me. Then, to add to the current bald head image, some of them know that I have a tattoo on my back, and I pierced my lower lip and I wear things like rings on my fingers and bracelet on my wrist. Not very long ago, when I still have my hair, I went for a perm. I even dyed my hair few times after I started working. Not a very ‘normal’ look for an engineer heh? Here are some funny (to me) comments and questions I received pertaining to my ‘look’.

– Your boss is okay with your look? (referring to my bald head)

– You can go out to meet client with that look? (referring to my bald head again)

– Do you wear that stud to work? (referring to the stud below my lips)

– Engineer looks like that? (referring to my curly, over the top, or coloured hair)

– If I am your boss, I will not hire you to work with your bald head, pierced lip and tattoo on your back.

– You look more like a VCD seller.

– Why you shaved your head? Sart luin? (broken hearted?) Frustrated? Why?

I also have few work shirts which probably to some people the ‘design’ and colour not suitable for an engineer?? This part I do not get it until now. It was a comment by a senior engineer where I work before. He was commenting on my stripe, dark purple shirt. WTF?

Not that I was offended because I know some people are quick to judge. Just to clear some things on my side:

1. I do not wear the stud to work. Probably never do it in this part of the world where people are so hype up and judgmental over a piece of metal ball under your lips.

2. I do not have any visible tattoos (yet..) so people do not know that I have it if I do not tell or show. I definitely will not show it to my boss or colleagues, but if they get to know about it from somewhere, too bad. What is a piece of drawing(s) on my body has to do with my capabilities at doing my work?

3. Working attire, I think as long as I stick to the office wear, what colour, stripes, cutting should be my personal choice. As long as I do not wear singlet or hot pant to work. Just because you wear boring, stupid looking shirt because you think it is an ‘engineer look’ I should follow suit? Please.

4. I do not see having a bald head is a problem. There are many bald uncles in the office, on the streets, they are everywhere but nobody complains. Just because I am young and yet to reach that old fart stage where you will have receding hairline, hair loss, diminished testosterone hormone resulting in ugly looking bald shiny head, I cannot opt to have that ugly look bald head now? Just treat me as one of the ugly looking shiny bald head uncle that still look young and horny, capisce?

5. Having a bald head is that bad? Must went through some kind of depressing, heart wrenching trauma and suffering then you are allowed to shave your head? Oh, something must be wrong with the guy that he shaved his head? So fine if I do not look good enough sporting a bald head like Michael Scofield or Lex Luthor, so yes I do not look like one of your often fantasized sexiest bald men, but does it matters? Leave me with my fugly looking shiny bald head shall we? It is getting too much attention it more that it should get, so why don’t we talk about my dick size now? ?

Ps: I am tired of people talking about my bald head.

Pss: Please talk about my dick size. Speculate it if you want.

Psss: I am not referring to any individual out there reading this so please do not think this post is all about you, or because of what you said. You are not that significant to me, you are nothing. Jangan perasan lebih. I just need to rant. That’s it.

Pssss: It is fun to observe how people think what a person you are because of how you look, dress. In a way they will not quite understand you if you do not want them too. Uber cool defense mechanism. Keep them crawling in the dark.

Limp Bizkit – Take a Look Around

RPK, Penjara & Otak Udang

Isu paling hangat di Malaysia sekarang ini adalah mengenai kes dakwaan ke atas pengendali blog Malaysia Today, Raja Petra Kamaruddin (RPK) yang didakwa mengikut Seksyen 4(1)(c) Akta Hasutan kerana menyiarkan artikel berunsurkan hasutan yang bertajuk ‘Let’s send Altantuya murderers to hell’ pada 25 April dalam Malaysia Today.

Tindakan mendakwa RPK atas tuduhan menghasut adalah amatlah kelakar. Ini kerana selama ini Malaysia Today memang sentiasa menyiarkan artikel berbaur hasutan, mengapa tunggu sehingga sekarang? Pembaca Malaysia Today tidak akan jumpa satu pun artikel di mana RPK tidak berbunyi seperti radio buruk (does not sound like a broken record?) menyuarakan kemarahan beliau kepada kerajaan BN yang lembik, kurang bijak, lemah, korup, basi, reput dan yang sewaktu dengannya.

Mengapa RPK didakwa di bawah Akta Hasutan selepas pilihanraya telah berlalu? Mengapa ketika kerajaan BN sedang bercakap mengenai ‘lebih banyak kebebasan dan ruang’ terutamanya untuk ‘bloggers’ yang mereka cuba dekati dan sayangi? (LOL) Semua ini nampak tidak betul, banyak perkara yang tidak kena dalam hal ini, melainkan tindakan mendakwa RPK adalah satu permainan politik. Sudah pasti dakwaan ke atas RPK didalangi unsur-unsur politik.

Di Malaysia, semua laporan berita yang berlaku banyak berkait rapat dengan politik, sehingga kepada waktu bila dan ketika sesuatu berita itu dikeluarkan adalah ditentukan dan bermotivasikan politik. Sesiapa yang ada otak (Khairy tidak ada, dia otak udang) pun tahu dan sedia maklum akhbar-akhbar utama di Malaysia cuma melaporkan berita yang ‘gomen’ hendak rakyat dengar. Hari ini, ‘gomen’ hendak anda dengar bahawa RPK ada ‘bukti’. Bukti apa? Menyabitkan siapa? Soalan-soalan kacang seperti ini jawapannya cukup jelas, tidak usah ditanya. Rasanya makcik cuci jamban dekat Midvalley pun dia tahu jawapannya, bolehlah pergi tanya.

Balik kepada persoalan mengapa RPK ditahan jika ia bukan didorong atas motivasi politik? Pemilihan parti UMNO akan diadakan dalam bulan Disember. RPK akan meringkuk di dalam penjara tanpa ikat jamin untuk beberapa bulan sebelum kes ini dibawa ke mahkamah. RPK mungkin sebelum ini telah memperolehi bukti yang boleh menyabitkan ‘NO. 2’ dalam kes Altantuya. Sejauh mana kukuhnya bukti yang dimiliki oleh PRK masih tidak diketahui, akan tetapi sekiranya RPK berkata beliau ‘ada bukti’ dan tidak mahu diikat jamin, kita boleh yakin bahawa beliau mempunyai bukti yang secukupnya. Dalam temuramah dengan beliau semalam ketika di mahkamah:

“Apa yang menyebabkan awak ingat saya tidak ada bukti? Apa yang menyebabkan awak ingat saya tidak ada dokumen?

“Sekiranya saya menyatakannya dalam tulisan yang, mereka akan menangkap saya di bawah OSA. Awak ingat saya bodoh?” kata beliau kepada kumpulan wartawan

(“What makes you think I don’t have proof? What makes you think I don’t have documents?

“If I do submit the proof behind my writing, they will arrest me under the OSA. You think I’m stupid?” he asked the assembled journalists)

RPK tidak perlukan komputer untuk menulis dan merancang ‘kejahatan’. Ribuan penyokong beliau sedang melakukannya untuk beliau. Ketika beliau tidur di penjara – ribuan penyokong beliau sedang meludah ke atas gambar ‘NO. 2’ dan berkata, “Dia yang bersalah!” RPK tidak bersalah, tidak pernah dan tidak akan bersalah. Kepada penyokong beliau, rakyat biasa beliau seperti saya dan anda, beliau tidak pernah dan tidak akan bersalah. ‘No. 2’ yang bersalah, atas apa kesalahan hanya RPK yang tahu dan mempunyai bukti tetapi beliau belum sedia untuk memberitahu, mungkin hanya berbuat demikian jika beliau di mahkamah dengan 100 kamera membuat rakaman.

Besar kemungkinan apabila bukti ini dihebahkan di mahkamah nanti, ia akan menjadi isu paling sensasi di dunia. Bukan selalu kita mendengar orang mengebom perempuan jelita dari Mongolia, jadi tunggu sehingga tiba hari RPK berada di mahkamah, semua media di dunia akan berkhemah di kedai mamak berhampiran bangunan mahkamah.

Akan tetapi, No. 2 boleh sahaja menafikannya lagi dengan sebarang alasan, paling tidak beliau akan meletak jawatan dan mengambil Karpal Singh menjadi peguam bela beliau. Kebarangkalian untuk beliau meletak jawatan sudah tentu lebih tinggi berbanding Karpal Singh membela beliau di mahkamah, kerana Karpal Singh sedang ‘duduk’ sibuk ‘berperang’ dengan Khairy atau PAS.

Waktunya amat tepat untuk seseorang seperti RPK untuk ‘membocorkan’ perkara sebenarnya. RPK hanyalah ‘cara untuk memperolehi matlamat’. Matlamat akhir adalah untuk menyingkirkan No. 2. Akhir nanti, barangkali RPK cuma hanya menerima hukuman ringan dan didenda RM5,000 tetapi No. 2, beliau menerima arahan ‘kawat’ keluar dari Putrajaya.

Buat masa sekarang, sedang RPK tidur dengan nyenyak dalam sel penjaranya, No. 2 berguling keresahanan dalam instana yang dikawal penuh rapi. Siapa yang sebenarnya dalam penjara? Yang pasti, bukan RPK.

(sumber: Mob’s Crib)

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Soalan cepu emas: Siapa graduan Oxford tapi sedikit dungu?

Apabila kita bercakap mengenai ‘Let’s send the Altantuya murderers to hell’, adakah kita sedang bercakap mengenai persoalan syurga dan neraka? Atau kita sedang bercakap mengenai kewajaran pembunuh Altantuya menerima hukuman – dihantar ke neraka? Sayang sekali belajar tinggi-tinggi, tapi otak udang.

Lim Kit Siang (Ipoh Timur-DAP) dalam sesi perbahasan titah ucapan Duli Yang Maha Mulia Yang di-Pertuan Agong, Al-wathiqu billah al-Sultan Mizan Zainal Abidin Ibni Al-Marhum Sultan Mahmud Shah menganggap apa yang sedang berlaku ke atas Raja Petra sekarang ini adalah meriupakan implikasi keputusan pilihan raya umum yang lalu.

“Adakah semua ahli parlimen bersetuju dengan tajuk artikel Raja Petra yang berbunyi,’Let send Altantuya’s murderer to hell’ ? Saya bertanya sedemikian bukan merujuk kepada sesiapa secara khusus tetapi atas dasar keadilan dan kebenaran, kita sememangnya mahukan pembunuh beliau dihukum,” penegasan Lim disambut dengan sokongan seluruh ahli parlimen Pakatan Rakyat.

Selanjutnya, Lim meneruskan hujah sambil mempertikaikan tindakan undang-undang yang sedang diambil oleh pihak kerajaan ke atas Raja Petra dengan mengenakan Akta Hasutan.

Ia disangkal oleh Khairy Jamaludin (Rembau-BN) yang mempertikaikan mengenai persoalan syurga neraka yang tidak sewajarnya dibincangkan memandangkan hal tersebut hanya diketahui Allah sahaja.

Lim membidas kenyataan Khairy dengan menjelaskan bahawa beliau tidak membincangkan mengenai syurga neraka bahkan isu utama adalah mengenai hukuman yang sepatutnya dikenakan ke atas pembunuh kes berprofil tinggi, Altantuya Shariibu.

Pada masa yang sama, Dato’ Tajuddin Abdul Rahman (Pasir Salak-BN) menyindir ahli-ahli parlimen PAS yang berdiam diri apabila persoalan mengenai syurga neraka itu sedang hangat dibincangkan.

“Kenapa ustaz, ustazah daripada PAS diam? Jawablah mengenai isu ini,” sindirnya.

Membidas serangan yang dibuat kedua-dua ahli parlimen BN tersebut, Lim menyatakan bahawa isu utama yang dibincang serta dibangkitkan beliau adalah mengenai pertikaian terhadap tindakan undang-undang yang dikenakan ke atas Raja Petra Kamarudin tanpa memfokuskan kepada persoalan syurga neraka.

“Saya menyebutkan mengenai kewajaran pembunuh Altantuya dihantar ke neraka atas kesalahan yang dilakukan bukannya mengenai menentukan hal syurga dan neraka.

“Kalau ini pun tidak boleh difahami, tidak gunalah graduate daripada Oxford University tetapi masih tidak boleh memahami isi kandungan perbincangan,” tegasnya sambil disambut sokongan ahli-ahli parlimen Pakatan rakyat lain.

(Sumber: Malaysia Today)

Artikel dalam bahasa orang putih:

Lim earlier chastised Khairy Jamaluddin (BN-Rembau) who questioned him on the repetition of Raja Petra’s use of the word “hell”.

“Do you not agree that the only one to determine whether a person will go to heaven or hell is God and not for us to determine,” asked Khairy.

Lim, however, thundered back: “We are not talking of religion! This is an expression that those who murdered Altantuya should be punished to the extend of the law! It is not about going to heaven or hell.

If even this one cannot understand, what is the point of graduating from Oxford? This is a disgrace to the university,” he said, upon which the whole house again descended into chas as both sides went back into shouting at each other.

(Source: Malaysiakini)

Komen saya dalam bahasa orang putih : Oh poor KJ, he was squashed like a bug! LKS sure good at swapping flies!

ps: Kesian, graduan Oxford tapi bodoh! :neutral: :mrgreen:

pss: Phewww.. writing in Bee-Em is harder than English, searching for the right words.. :roll: