Hottest Datuk on Earth in waiting, Datuk Jessica Alba!

I am writing this because I damn ‘tak puas hati’ with the decision to award Shah Rukh Khan a Datukship. That sonofabitch ass kisser Chief Minister of Malacca even defended the decision! Fine, as a proud Sarawakian, I am joining hand with my fellow bloggers, initiated by KennLeandre to lobby for Datukship for the hottest Datuk on earth!! Here come Datuk Jessica Alba!!!!

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Hottest Datuk in waiting!

Little known to many people, Jessica Alba actually shot a movie in Sarawak before She plays the role as an Iban girl in the movie – The Sleeping Dictionary which was filmed in Sarawak, set during the time of the British Colonial rule in the 1930s. (Shah Rukh Khan only shot a movie scene in Malacca. A movie scene and get awarded a Datukship? Ceh! We have a better contender, with the while film shot in Sarawak!)

The Sleeping Dictionary movie poster

Jessica Alba as Iban girl says to me, “Nuan ka nyadi sulu ati aku?” I say, “Nuan meh pangan aku, nadai meh urang bukai ulih nganti nuan. Nuan aja alam ati aku”. Yoohoo!! :XO: :XO:

What? She’s too sexy? Exactly my point why she should be awarded the Datukship! Sexiest Datuk alive. Go away Michelle Yeoh! What? She reveals too much skin? Eh, Shah Rukh Khan also shed his clothes everynow and then, shaking his booty in his films, no problem right? Be fair we must!

Ask yourself, Shah Rukh Khan or Jessica Alba? Shah Rukh Khan jee nahi, Jessica Alba ha jee! (pardon my Hindi language. It’s been a while since I watched any Hindustan movies)

JESSICA ALBA FOR DATUKSHIP!

ps: Ehem, Jessica goes topless in the movie, with some love scenes.. :XO: Wait, SRK also goes topless, no issue right?

pss: Ok Kenn, supported you on this! Pimped your blog as well 😛

Updated 2.50pm: I just realised Kenny Sia wrote about Datukship for Jessica Alba before, after a friend mentioned it to me.

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thought Bong dislikes reading Kenny Sia’s stuff.
He wrote about the whole datukship for Jessica cos Melaka wanted to give one away to SRK.

I have not read Kennysia.com for quite some time, so I have no idea he blogged about this before. Ehe, just before anyone of you make any comment about me plagiarising him, well I don’t. Neither does KennLeandre, I think. Great minds think alike no? Nyahahahahaha! Well, go over to Kenny Sia’s blog, he has more photos of Jessica Alba wearing Iban traditional costume. *salivating*

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56 responses to “Hottest Datuk on Earth in waiting, Datuk Jessica Alba!”

  2. Yeah! Datuk Jessie Alba! International artiste plus hot and sexy too!

    These people (referring to CM and other panels) are so brainless in the sense that those local talents are not even in their eyes. Local product no good mah… Support overseas product better!

  3. SETUJU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀 😀

    pasal, shah rukh khan pinjam tempat jak tapi jessica alba melakonkan identiti kita..

    boooooooooo datuk shah rukh khan!!!!! shake your bom bom jak keja.. booooooooo…

  4. Hotness!!!! You can bet on my vote for Alba! Shah Rukh Khan for datuk? He’s NOT EVEN MALAYSIAN for crying out loud! Was this move really shot in Sarawak? When? Topless? No WAY!? The Sleeping Dictionary here I come!

  5. She didnt go topless in the movie. Its her double. Jessica Alba and Elisha Cuthbert never went topless before. I think their nipple uneven kot. Hahahaha..

    I vote for Jessica Alba’s Datukship! Hollywood icon ni!

  7. Dude, how could you!! You crashed the dream of the horny males out there wanting to see her topless!

    Yeah, she never goes topless, see through pernah lah. I saw many nipples of her in ‘Into the Blue’ (not a blue film hehe..) (Other commenters can ignore this part of my comment if you are reading.. 😈 )

    Uneven nipples? Still hot.. still hot.. if those belong to Jessica Alba, Elisha Cuthbert, Marie Digby.

    ps: I predict Syam of Aeropama will write something naughty after reading this… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  21. minat sik la gilak.. tapi masih boleh menonton gik. sik la sampey termuntah mun negok cerita industan… 😐

    hmm~ azmi mahat.. sik ku sukanya gik eh.. tentunya dah gemok.. if you yang cikeding leh turn to be a big balloon apa gik nya kan?? hahahah sik hot dah.. i am not saying you sik hot. azmi.. heheh 😛

    pasal… banyak exkolej dah debap sekarang! hahah

    you know what bong, i really want to watch the sleeping dictionary. and jessica alba pun ada rupa2 native juak oo.. coolness :halo:

  23. helo bro.. aaa.. i’m all for your fight man.. but hopefull there’s no “Datuk J” short story then.. 😛

    but anyway.. i read somewhere that the topless scene used a body double..

    too bad.. i know.. 😡

  27. ahah.. Jessica Alba ada macam Eurasians juak..

    Well bong, ke-hot-tan itu sangat subjective.. setiap orang ada definition masing masing.. but apa yang lebih penting is your-self-thought untuk rasa sendiri hot.. muahahahahhahaha..

    Hahaha Debap.. How come you leh jadi giant now ah? 😛 😛 😛 last time you kecik gila.. 😛 hahahahahhaha

  29. SRK shake shake shake booty with Datuk award between his ass. 😆

    If like that,then a lot of actor or actress also can be awarded datukship. 😡 Then it not unique to hav a datukship anymore. Keep on doing things like this ga-ver-mant, I support sama lu :up: coz it will juz increase ur risk of getting lesser votes on next general erection :halo:

    :XO: Datuk Jessica Alba :kiss:

  31. what about Mr Jacky Chan…ada aper movie mamat tuh wat kat Malaysia..what the heck la…by the way..aku tertido tgk movie tuh….not sure why? maybe because the love part is somewhere around the later part of the movie ? 😐

  49. kenal like that lah.. 😛 read bout him in papers. this award thing is super ridiculous. but that CM of Malacca is well known for being a moron. do you read about his latest suggestion – taking single mom as 2nd wife and get 1k allowance. 😕 😕

  50. Yeap, I read that entry by him 🙂 He’s layak but it is necessary? Like I said, there are more deserving people.

    Thanks for dropping by chokilala, just came back from your blog. Nice one! 😛

  51. hey u guys… do not blame others for giving that title to shah rukh khan. they do have a good reasons and points to give that datukship to him. eventho im not a big fan of hisdustan film, i wouldnt argue for this kind of issue. let see if the government gv the title to jessica alba, wot do u think the muslim citizen in msia will say? u guys know msia is a muslim country and most of u guys also know that jessica alba is hot, doesnt make sense for Datuk Ali rustam to gv datukship title to her as the society will have a differnt kind of thinking(well u know wot i mean)..

    there are wayyy toooo many people that has had contributes to msia successss but we cant really mentioned all of them at once. aight? melaka did not gv that title to jessicca alba bcoz the movie “sleeping beauty”(as far as im concern) was not film in mlk. so thats ur answer. melaka does that for the reason of increasing its tourists attraction. so there u goo. if the other states wanted to do the same wayy… they would, but its not how they promote their state i guess, everyone has their own way of doing things.

    so lets not blame the government we are in. for the reason shah rukh khan got the title “datuk” and all the controversies, i believed melaka is geting more tourists than it used 2. well -ve feedback doesnt mean it would not get the advantage? aight…

    y u choose ur gf/bf to be ur wife/husband? while u’ve been sleeping with/ spent time/ etc… with the other person(who is not ur current? the same questions applied to this issues i reckon.

    psst: im missing my essay writing days 🙁 awwww…

  52. 1st, you need to check up the word ‘sarcasm’. if you understand the word, you would not bother to bring up the muslim issue, bla bla..

    2nd, you need to read again what I wrote. I never ask Malacca to award the title to Jessica Alba. ]

    3rd, please check again the qualifications for Datukship.

    Thanks for dropping by. If you want to write essay, a tip – Please write with proper spellings, aight?

  53. 1. fyi, i didnt read ur comments as i dont bother.

    2. u hv ur own opinion and so do i and other ppl
    3. if im writing an essay i wudnt be writing like this. its was juz a thought!”psst” duh!
    4. there were no name mentioned above of who im pointing 2. ok? no harm.
    5. i watched the video as well as skim thru all the other comments.
    6. if i wud to reply from ur comments, it wouldnt be the last comment for this post, and if i were to gv feedback from ur comments, i wud hv click the reply button. ok?

    please dont tell me wot to do and what not. this is an open conversation and every1 is allowed to xpress their thoughts.

    pssttt.. i dont need no simple tip like that, thank you. theres no need for u 2 show off here ok? i know how 2 write.

    this is my way of writing a comments and i will stick to it. if u dont like it, dont read it. easy as that.

  55. I think you are a bit slow on the mental faculty. You have no freaking idea of what I said in my previous comment.

    1. You didn’t read and you don’t bother, yet you BOTHERED to reply me again with your senseless ramblings.

    2. Yes, I respect your opinion, hence I allowed your comment and didn’t delete it. It is good for all to see for themselves how some opinions worth shit.

    3. Oh, really? Good for you then.

    4. “….doesnt make sense for Datuk Ali rustam to gv datukship title to her.”

    So much for not mentioning name, eh? I was replying to you on ‘I never ask Malacca to award the title to Jessice Alba’.

    5, 6. What video? Please reply at the correct post, else it makes you look dumb.

    As much as I love people to leave comments, I have beef with people putting words in my mouth and commenting before reading properly.

    Thank you for contributing to my blog hits.

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