Hottest Datuk on Earth in waiting, Datuk Jessica Alba!
October 23, 2008 | 2 min read | Posted in » Blogosphere, Celebrities, Malaysia, Movies, Photos, Sarawak, Sarcastic

I am writing this because I damn ‘tak puas hati’ with the decision to award Shah Rukh Khan a Datukship. That sonofabitch ass kisser Chief Minister of Malacca even defended the decision! Fine, as a proud Sarawakian, I am joining hand with my fellow bloggers, initiated by KennLeandre to lobby for Datukship for the hottest Datuk…