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Don’t buy Proton Perdana! Go Mercedes!

July 21, 2008 | 4 min read | Posted in » Bee End, Blogosphere, BN-ism, Boleh-ism, Bolehland, Current Affairs, Mainstream Media, Malaysia, News, Rants

Terengganu officials switch car brand KUALA TERENGGANU: State exco members and senior officers started using their new Mercedes-Benz E200 Kompressor cars today. The state bought 14 of the luxury cars for RM3.43mil to replace the Proton Perdana V6 Executive cars that had been purchased in 2004. The new cars are for the exco members, the…

Liar Liar!! Saiful Bukhari or Najib Tun Razak??

July 19, 2008 | 4 min read | Posted in » 2 cents, Anwar, BN-ism, Boleh-ism, Bolehland, Current Affairs, Mainstream Media, Malaysia, Najib Tun Razak

Historical image accompanying the closing section of the post

The whole thing just make no sense. Somebody is lying, caught with his pant down! (pun intended). Please read the bold sentences carefully. 1. The following police report was made on 28 June 2008 at 5.45 PM by Mohd Saiful Bukhari bin Azlan, who turns 23 next week (IC No. 850706-01-5687): “Saya Mohd Saiful Bukhari…

Malaysian leaders? A bunch of nincompoops!!

July 18, 2008 | 2 min read | Posted in » Current Affairs, Idiocy, Mainstream Media, Malaysia, Rage

These are our leaders. Bunch of morons. Nincompoops. In Penang, Health Minister Datuk Liow Tiong Lai said Anwar should have cooperated and undergone a DNA test. He said it was normal for the police to seek DNA tests from suspects involved in rape and sodomy cases. “As a responsible citizen, Anwar should have cooperated with…

Hishamuddin Hussein Onn Mudah Lupa..

July 14, 2008 | 4 min read | Posted in » Idiocy, Mainstream Media, Malaysia, Politics, Rants

Pemuda Umno gesa ‘budaya liar asing’ dikekang Jul 13, 08 11:00pm Pemuda Umno mahu ‘budaya liar asing’ yang merujuk kepada demonstrasi jalanan yang cuba dibawa oleh Ketua Umum PKR, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim dikekang sebelum menimbulkan suasana huru-hara. Ketua Pergerakan Pemuda Umno Datuk Seri Hishamuddin Tun Hussein dalam kenyataan akhbarnya malam ini, berkata perkara itu…

Coup d’etat? Possible? Unimaginable?

July 3, 2008 | 5 min read | Posted in » Current Affairs, Mainstream Media, Serious

From NST Armed forces, police prepare for demos KUALA LUMPUR: Cooperation between the police and armed forces is necessary to maintain public order and security in the country. With this in mind, the two security forces launched a joint safety exercise at the Police College in Cheras yesterday. Inspector-General of Police Tan Sri Musa Hassan…

Explosive!! Razak’s PI bares all. Najib is C4-ed.

July 3, 2008 | 17 min read | Posted in » Anwar, Current Affairs, Mainstream Media, Najib Tun Razak, News, Serious

Wow! Explosive! LATEST NEWS on Altantuya’s case Press Statement – for immediate release — 3 July 2008, Petaling Jaya, Malaysia Today we witness another episode of a consistent pattern of abuse of power and manipulation of the criminal justice system. Recently one of the witnesses in the Altantuya trial approached us with detailed information of…

Sodomee may cause constipation??

July 2, 2008 | 4 min read | Posted in » Crap, Current Affairs, Humour, Mainstream Media, Silly

Satirical “Sodomee” image reproduced in the post

(Image source: TV Smith) This is too funny… Nyahahahahahahahahahahaha! Take note, next time if you have constipation problem, your doctor may ask you some ‘disturbing questions’ such as: You: Yor Doc, I have trouble passing my crap for the pass few days. I feel constipated. Doctor: Errm..hrmm hmm… Did you have anal sex before? You:…