BeeEm

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Cerita Panas: Masalah ketegangan Skuad Berani Bogel!

December 16, 2008 | 3 min read | Posted in » BeeEm, Funny, Idiots, Malaysia, Malaysiakini, News, Silly

Krisis dalaman Reformis makin tegang Jimadie Shah Othman | Dec 15, 08 1:03pm Krisis dalaman Gerakan Reformasi Rakyat Malaysia (Reformis) – terkenal dengan “skuad berani bogelnya” dan lantang mengkritik kerajaan Selangor – makin tegang apabila…. Baca selanjutnya di Malaysiakini. Setelah mendapat berita wujudnya ketegangan dalam Gerakan Reformasi Rakyat Malaysia (Reformis) yang terkenal dengan skuad berani…

Soalan bocor kertas karangan Bahasa Melayu Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) 2009

August 22, 2008 | 3 min read | Posted in » BeeEm, Fun, Sarcastic

A satirical Malay-language mock SPM Bahasa Melayu paper riffing on contemporary Malaysian political controversies and media narratives through an exam-style comprehension exercise.

Pantun Seloka Budaya Kita ^^

July 21, 2008 | 6 min read | Posted in » BeeEm, Facebook, Friends, Pantun, Silly

The pantun is a Malay poetic form. The pantun originated as a traditional oral form of expression. The first examples to be recorded appear in the 15th century in the Malay Annals and the Hikayat Hang Tuah. The most common theme is love. (Source: Wikipedia) I love pantun and puisi very much. I joined pantun…

Monolog Seekor Kambing Tua

June 20, 2008 | 1 min read | Posted in » BeeEm, Humour, Personalities, Politics, Sarcastic

Goat image accompanying the satirical monologue

Monolog Seekor Kambing Tua Dulu… Dulu aku dan kau bukan main lagi kamceng… Dulu aku dan kau kawan baik… Dulu aku selalu puji kau… Dulu aku sembah-sembah kau… Dulu aku selalu main berdiri di belakang kau.. Dulu aku sentiasa sedia dengan ayat power gila babi aku “Berdiri Teguh Di Belakang Kau” Dulu aku tidak pernah…

I won RM,14.000!!!!!!!! Hurray!!!!

May 13, 2008 | 3 min read | Posted in » BeeEm, Humour, Idiocy, Misc, Sarcastic

I woke up this morning and I received this sms. I reproduced it in its original content for you guys: “Pengumuman! Dari “PETRONAS MAS” TAHNIAH! Sim card anda betua Memenangi undian Hadiah wang tunai RM,14.000 Sila Hubungi telefon: 006281511626057 Terimah kasih” Yes!!!!!! I won RM,14.000!!!!! How much is that? Is is a lot??!! I want…

Oi, Jangan Pilih ‘Lam Phar’ Lah!

May 9, 2008 | 3 min read | Posted in » BeeEm, BN-ism, Boleh-ism, Bolehland, Bootlickers, Democracy, Idiocy, Mainstream Media, News, Politics

A 2008 Malay-language commentary on the Terengganu Menteri Besar appointment dispute and the constitutional roles being debated at the time.

Undilah Barisan Nasional!

February 26, 2008 | 1 min read | Posted in » BeeEm, BN-ism, Election, Sarcastic

Hari ini, Barisan Nasional telah melancarkan Manifesto Pilihanraya 2008 setebal 24 muka surat, lebih 5 muka surat daripada pilihanraya 2004. Satu lagi pencapaian oleh Barisan Nasional!! Namun begitu, mengikut sumber dalaman yang boleh dipercayai dan penelitian saya sepanjang Barisan Nasional memegang tampuk pemerintahan negara, manifesto yang panjang lebar itu bolehlah dirumuskan dengan pantun dua rangkap…