Syed Hamid is an idiot?? No lah, he’s a moron.
September 15, 2008 | 6 min read | 86 views
A 2008 commentary on the ISA detention of Sin Chew journalist Tan Hoon Cheng and Home Minister Syed Hamid Albar’s explanation for the detention.
A leech & a cock!
September 9, 2008 | 3 min read | 61 views
Greetings people! I just came back from the deep jungle of Limbang, deprived of mobile signal (damn you DiGi! What Widest Coverage!) and internet connection. I had fun plucking leeches from my legs, bitten by insects, traveling along the river and walking under the rain in the forest. I am clueless of what are the […]
Merdeka ‘crabby’ dinner and walking away
September 2, 2008 | 3 min read | 60 views
It is still not too late for me to say Happy Merdeka Malaysians! Well East Malaysians technically had their independence on September 16th, 1963 so let’s keep this Merdeka mood until September 16th yeah? Everybody happy with the arrangement? Not forgetting, to all my Muslim friends that started fasting since yesterday and going to do […]
Life as It Is
August 27, 2008 | 5 min read | 70 views
Life is a roller coaster. Life is a box of chocolates. Life is full of surprises. You never know what you’re gonna get. What a rainbow of emotions I was having for the past 2 days. On Monday, a good friend from Johor called me. Her father just passed away, 2 weeks ago. I used […]
I Swear
August 25, 2008 | 2 min read | 58 views
Saiful Jambu – I Swear I swear by the balls and the schlong in my pant And I swear like a cheap whore that’s by your side I see the bulging schlong in your pants I know what’s weighing on your mind You can be sure I know my butt `Coz I’ll bend in front […]
Soalan bocor kertas karangan Bahasa Melayu Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) 2009
August 22, 2008 | 3 min read | 198 views
A satirical Malay-language mock SPM Bahasa Melayu paper riffing on contemporary Malaysian political controversies and media narratives through an exam-style comprehension exercise.