Had a great weekend. Woke up at 6am in the morning on Saturday. Around 7am, went to pick up Ras and Luk for breakfast at Hole No. 9, Pulau Melayu. Hole No. 9 is famous for its Mee Jawa and chicken wings. Chicken wings tasted damn good, I had two for breakfast ehe. The Mee Jawa is quite nice, just a little sweet for my taste bud. I had better before.

The real reason for dragging my lazy ass from my comfy bed that early morning was because Ras had a photo-shoot session that morning. The theme *cough cough* suggested by the model was ‘Autumn in My Heart’ – something along the line. The plan was to shoot at Esplanade or somewhere with lots of trees and err.. dead leaves? 😀

Arrived at Esplanade but there was a group of people there, doing some kind of team-building activities. So we waited at Esplanade for a while for the model and her chauffeur cum photographer to come, but then decided to change the shooting location to Marina Bay.

Photo-shoot session started around 10am. I renamed (without approval from the model lah), the theme for the day was ‘Summer in My Head’ 😀 Just like any big concert, we must have opening act before the main act. Appetizer first. I hope you don’t puke after having your appetizer.

jeng jeng jeng.. are you ready?

haiiii! hoi stop laughing, i posed damn hard for this gayish effect.. 😀

*thinking to self* why my blog is down again 🙁

The ‘your trusted, reliable leader’ pose.

Happy couple shot.. (STRICTLY for illustration purpose only)

Luk: I’m feeling bloated Me: You’re pregnant, Luk?

Hahahahaha! My baby! I impregnated a man! *forced laughs*

The ‘check out my hairy tummy’ pose

The ‘I’m too cool to sell containers’ pose

I had fun playing ‘model’ for the photographers to their shots and while waiting for the main act to get ready. Ehe, enough of fooling around, let’s bring on the real act! Presenting Ms. Sarah Bernetha Zehnder aka Sara Wong aka Sara Rahim (lol)

Theme: Summer in My Head Ala-ala Autumn in My Heart

Model: Sara Rahim

Photographer: Ras Mhd of Piculix.com

Location: Marina Bay, Miri

View more photos at ‘Cik Sara Rahim V1’

View more photos at ‘Cik Sara Rahim V2‘

Slideshow – Sara Rahim by Ras Mhd (taken from here)

Ras Mhd of Piculix, Fakhrain Ms of Iris Studio, YB Luk, Bongkersz

YB Luk, Sara Rahim, Bongkersz, Fakrain MS.

(all photos credit to Ras Mhd)

Tags: digital photography, miri photographer, miri photography, miri sarawak, miri strobist, outdoor photography, Photos, picuclix, PicuLicious, rasmhd, sara rahim, SlideShow

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Lomography is fun!

Tags: Blogosphere, Fellow Blogger, Lomo Cameras, Lomography, lomorgasm, Miri, Photography, Photos, picuclix, Pimping, Promo, Ras Mhd

Reunited with my Sarah last Saturday after a month of her solitary confinement inside the workshop. I have been hounding their asses to finish the repair works fast. Insurance company already approved the claim, I need the car to shuttle my ass around town, especially going to work.

Life is no fun without own transport, especially when you’re staying at place where is a 20 mins drive from your working place, 10-15 mins from town, where all the fun is. So how I survived my one month period without Sarah?

Initially I made an arrangement with a friend, where I would send her to work in the morning before I go to work then pick her up on my way back home in the evening. Probably I thought it’s not so convenient for me (and her) to do that so I leased a motorcycle from another friend, used that for a while and found out the bike was performing pathetically to carry my heavy ass around. The sad grunts from its engine almost like pleading me to stop riding it further, so I did.

I went back to the first arrangement for few more days and then on the last week I asked another colleague whether he would kindly let me follow his chopper to-and-fro from office to my house, since he’s staying not very far from my place. Night outings were minimised during the period. I only went out when there were friends kind enough to come and fetch me hehe.

The insurance claim for the repair work is around RM8k+ and since I took back Sarah last Saturday, I’ve been visiting the workshop twice. Not happy. 1st visit was due to the annoying noise coming from the left tyre or bottom of the car I wasn’t sure, then the screeching sound from the timing belt area and the alarm lights on the front and rear not working. Turns out, some metal pipings under the car were too close and hitting each other, creating the annoying noise, the noise from the timing belt area was solved by putting more lubricant oil at the motor and well, the alarm lights was not installed properly.

Then this morning, the engine was overheated. I was driving to work when I felt hot air coming from the air conditioner vent and I looked at the temperature gauge, holy shiet it’s at MAX temperature. Twice while slowing down the car was about to die on me. Not again. When I stopped to check the water in the radiator, it was none. Evaporated into thin air, must be. Filled back the water, then brought the car to the workshop for the 2nd time of the week. Already twice this week I took some time off to visit the workshop.

Needless to say, my attendance and punctuality at work sucks. It’s not like I want it that way. Who wants to take emergency leave for fun? Who wants to take unpaid leave and get salary deduction and on top of that hearing remarks from your superior that you’re not giving enough commitment to your work.

I find it funny and quite unreasonable that even though in the past that I managed to complete the given tasks within allocated time with the limited information and resources, my KPI would be based more on my punctuality to arrive at work and my attendance. I always try stay back a little longer to top up the time whenever I am late to work.

Like I said, it would look bad on my record to come in late (5-10 mins late, come on! I never bitch about the time I stay back more than 5-10 mins) but not that I intended to do that. My absence from work was with reason, and hey I got my salary deductions for the unpaid leave, so it’s quite fair no? Need not to rub it it, implying I’m incompetent and all that. Show me my delivered works, not just focusing on trivial matters. End of the day, you just want the assigned work to be done no? And I did exactly that, so only that matters to me. It’s not like you’re paying top dollar. Ehe! Anyway when you’re a modern slave, boss is always right. *weak smile*

Sorry, I digress. After inspection and me showing not very happy face, found out the rubber hose connecting the radiator and the engine was loose, water was leaking from the joint. Fixed that and Sarah is all well for now. I hope. Please don’t make my life miserable again. I’ve had enough.

I would like to express my gratitude for the help that I received from my friends. I’m glad to have many good and caring friends and I wouldn’t trade anything for that. Hmm, on a second thought, well maybe I will. Make your offer. *grin* You guys rock my smelly socks!

ps: Why Sarah? Thet two of you with the name Sarah in my friends list, don’t perasan lah! I just love the sound of it. Say it. Say-rah. Num num num yum yum. 😀

Tags: Life, Ramblings, Rants, Recaps, Sarah

My Tweets (for last week ended on 2009-10-24)

October 24th, 2009 | by bongkersz | Posted in » Tweets | 2,692 views

• Mirians! Who is going to the October Fest? 😉 #fb #
• Hmm.. possible. RT @ZainHD: Do you mean….genocide??!!!! ( 🙂 ) RT @deviyati: “Eliminate all hardcore poverty by2010” wat?!?!?! #fb #
• RT @staronline: #BudgetMY10: Updated story and highlights, links to full speech & appendices now available at http://bit.ly/2ZIQuG #fb #
• People should be more critical of the Budget instead of just singing praises without adding anything. Only then we can learn. 1Bodek #fb #
• Haha! RT @mahyuni: Najib shouts “Bersama api semangat Bagan Pinang!” Opposition MPs shouting “Rasuah” in response. Exciting! #budgetMY10 #fb #
• Yo yo zz z z RT @sooncm – EPF – employees’ contribution increased back to 11% on voluntary basis. From 1 Jan 2011 all will revert to 11% #fb #
• RT @mahyuni: Saya sokong! RT:I propose that if sin tax increase is announced we all go drinking later. #budgetMY10 (via @davidalanbates) #fb #
• If Pak Lah’s budget we see many ‘corridors’, Najib’s budget is an orgy of ‘1Malaysia’. Everything also must relate to 1Malaysia. Pening. #fb #
• Malaysian Ah Longs Association ask members to use green paint in future to support ‘green technology’ & confuse enforcers. #fb #BudgetMY10 #
• ‘Special’? What kind of corruption? #BudgetMY09 – Set up 14 Special Corruption Sessions Courts & 4 Special Corruption Appeal High Courts #fb #
• Better abolish!! RT @Khairykj: AP holder have to pay RM 10,000 per AP to government for Bumi entrepreneur fund. #fb #
• Say no to plastic. (and botox) RT @Khairykj: RM 50/YEAR service charge on main credit card 25/year on supp cc to curb reckless spending. #fb #
• #BudgetMY10 Clamp down on Ah Longs, red paint, name card sales forecasted to drop. #fb #
• RT @geminianeyes: Agreed RT @mahyuni: Please tell me why we should spend money on making the MACC look good? Priorities FAIL #BudgetMY10 #fb #
• Me too! Wrong priority. Sigh! RT @anthraxxxx: I do not need subsidies for my broadband.All I want is broadband that feels like broadband.#fb #
• RT @limkitsiang: Budget 2010 – Service tax on Credit Cards – RM50/year on principal card RM25/year on each supplementary #
• Campaigns to improve MACC’s image? Don’t need, just do job right, fair and without bias, enough. No need fancy campaigns.#BudgetMY10 #fb #
• More whistles provided for whistleblowers. XD 14 more session courts for bribery cases. Whistleblower Act. #BudgetMY10 #fb #
• More subsidies.. sigh. RT @TheNutGraph: Budget 2010: Govt to provide almost RM2 billion in subsidies & assistance 2 farmers & fisherfolk #fb #
• Budget 2010 – Convert PTPTN loan to scholarships for students who graduate with first class honours degree or equivalent, beginning 2010 #fb #
• Boleh buat duit ni. 1 netbook, RM20k lah XD RT @Khairykj Pakej netbook and broadband RM 50 per month untuk 100,000 pelajar universiti. #fb #
• Cina? Melayu? Iban? Kadazan? Mesti sebut India ke? RT @Khairykj: Peruntukan tambahan untuk Tekun termasuk untuk pengusaha kecil India. #fb #
• I don’t get it. More subsidies BudgetMY10? Eg. Broadband subsidy. Why? Ask providers to lower rate, cannot? Find ways to improve service #fb #
• I don’t get it. More subsidies? Eg. Broadband subsidy. Why? Ask providers to lower rate, cannot? Then find ways to improve service. #fb #
• Question: All the billions allocated for the #BudgetMY10, any idea coming from where? The ‘corridors’ yet to complete leh.. how? #fb #
• More jobs for me yeah! 🙂 RT @limkitsiang: Budget 2010 – Construction industry : RM4.7 bil for road & bridge projects #
• RT @mahyuni: Break from #BudgetMY10 Ong and Samy create new party: Liberated Assoc. of National Chinese-Indian Alliance Union (LANCIAU) #
• RM6b for ‘pertanian…etc rantaian bekalan industri lembu’. – More cows available for protests and demos 😉 (Read between the lines mah) #fb #
• Budget 2010: Focus on multiple penetrations. *grins*. #fb #
• Wah, so many ‘new ideas’ and ‘plans’ for Budget 2010. Reminds me of Pak Lah’s budget. Janji biar sikit, buat buat banyak 😉 #
• RT @fahmi_fadzil: Judge Azhaniz Teh (ex PKR ADUN graft case) 2 & @tianchua case (MohdFaizi CheAbu) promoted 4 good job http://bit.ly/IXmDC #
• ad: Weekly Offer On A Select Group of 12 Shirts For $12 Each. http://is.gd/4x5W5 #
• Juicy 😉 Magistrate in Tian Chua’s case – Mohd. Faizi Bin Che Abu promoted early of this month! Coincidence, LAH! http://bit.ly/IXmDC #fb #
• Check the last name 😉 http://bit.ly/IXmDC @5xmom @fahmi_fadzil #
• Wadafak? Kopi Janda? Adalah Kopi Duda lepas ni. http://bit.ly/3WBHBw (via @ohtweet) #
• PAS is going to have EGM too. I hope we’re not going to see er.. Anwar doing a Najib? EGM then make up, hold hands.. (ROTFLMAO!) @5xmom #
• Why Ronnie Liu said this lol.. “Liu said he was “happy” with the interrogation” Happy yay! XD #
• Ronnie Liu took up kungfu classes to prepare for MACC interrogation. Also spotted buying ‘Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon’ dvd for reference. #
• Heheh! RT @carribeanking7: @bongkersz Sensei Ronnie Liu insisted that interview be done at ground level lobby. #
• Breaking news: Selangor exco Ronnie Liu survived MACC interrogation after MACC officers too scared to look him in the face. Too fierce. #
• Delicious! @junw3n @ndru @JeremyR0y RT @finafedora: RT @acaPAWN7: Nokia N900 Unboxing Pictures http://bit.ly/MYSoh | i want that ! =D #
• It’s Friday. Let’s hear some laughters! http://bit.ly/12Sqhy #
• You know Khidmat Negara is crap because the ‘camouflage’ uniform is in BLUE, WHITE and GRAY. Cannot fight in the jungle. Epic FAIL. #fb #
• RT @Asohan: No further action on LingamGate, but … MACC quizzes Selangor exco member Ronnie Liu http://bit.ly/3kbqiy #
• RT @rezasalleh: RT @tm_insider: Weak reasons for dropping Lingam case http://bit.ly/30PcmX #
• Lingam is such a Linkun. (inside joke, thank Myee :P). #fb #
• #FF XX Chromosomes @geminianeyes @Ameides @radianceleong @icednyior @rararawr @princess_YEN @nazra @danstrich @Emi_Mel @Amy_Angelz @mllyssa #
• Hehe, I love this.. how The Star put it in inverted commas: Ong and Chua set aside differences for ‘sake of party’ http://bit.ly/2k0Yqg #
• I know these people in real life 😉 @carribeanking7 @noktahhitam @d_sticks @kai_en @engineered_miri @QizQiz @aerdna13 #FF #
• Bless these awesome people with multiple, mind blowing orgasms: @kavilan @junw3n @ckgord @d_sticks @thelaughinggas @stephendoss @danielyc #
• Toilet jokes. RT @Asohan: RT @msiakini Bandwidth turning M’sia from ICT jewel to joke http://bit.ly/IliaW #
• #FF @geminianeyes @timmysay @lightyoruichi @absolutfeli @kruel74 @knizam94 @interaliase @Stan_Up @Chez_Isham @Asohan @stephendoss @auzani #
• #FF@mllyssa @kai_en @d_sticks @ndru @fahmi_fadzil @kushairi @kavilan @thelaughinggas @junw3n @ckgord @engineered_miri @dropsofjupiter #
• Magistrate Mohd Faizi Che Abu ‘justice’: Assaulting wife, RM700 fine. Biting with no biting evidence: 6 months jail, RM3,000 fine. #fb #
• It’s another coincidence that Magistrate that sentenced Tian Chua to 6 months jail and RM3k fine was promoted early of this month 😉 #fb #
• It’s war! XD RT @AAS: Nokia sues Apple for infringement of UTMS, GSM and WLAN patents http://bit.ly/1lAdWo #
• It’s October Fest in Miri starting 4pm at Eastwood Valley people! Grab your beer and toast!! #fb #
• Lil Wayne, Lil Jon, Lil Sean, Lil Kim, Lil Isa. *grins* #random #fb #
• Morning peeps! Have a great Friday yay! I have quite a ‘reputation’ now. LOL! http://www.thewhuffiebank.org/100/33/reputation/malaysia #fb #
• Woot! RT @rhodateo: @bongkersz ur no32 in malaysia tweet check it out!!!!Congrats!! http://www.thewhuffiebank.org/100/33/reputation/malaysia #
• http://twitpic.com/mge1z – Under attack! Aaaaaa! #fb #
• I love this lol. HAHAHA! http://bit.ly/3S5CCs #fb #
• Dear tweeples 😉 Feel So Numb – http://bit.ly/12aznF @dropsofjupiter @kavilan @thelaughinggas @syahredzan #
• 1Tahi, 1Sampah, 1Jamban, 1Korup. RT @kavilan: 1Berak, 1Bodoh, 1Goblok, 1Rasuah, 1Penipu, 1Kejam, 1Drama, 1Habuk Pun Tarak #
• 1 container. 3 consultants engaged to ‘analyse and check’. Countless revisions. Mahai, that’s MNC efficiency? Bull. Tired of repetitive shit #
• MARA terus diUMNOkan. RT @iamarunaholic: “UMNO terus MARA…” #
• Seems like Osman Jailu and Jamaluddin (PKR frogs in Perak) are having a good trial. Star witness changed his story. Justice 1Malaysia style. #
• In Malaysia, everyone can be a clairvoyant especially when it comes to politics and dispensing justice 😉 We see it coming! #
• How about Perak debacle? Court can decide? Niamah! RT @staronline: Gobind ban: Dewan move cannot be challenged in court http://bit.ly/bJ7SI #
• I hope karma bites the corrupt judge bad for his perversion of justice. 😉 http://bit.ly/RJukh #fb #
• “Although the video recording did not show the biting, I believe it did” Watch video – http://bit.ly/HZ5YM Any biting incident? #fb #
• Pantun Khamis: Hamsor Katik wanita singa, Bulat gedempol banyak makan gula, Muka botoxed expresi tiada, Pontianak malam lagi bergaya. #fb #
• Puke! Double puke! Barf! Ptui ptui! Party’s sake? My ass. RT @msiakini: Ong, Chua bury hatchet for party’s sake http://bit.ly/4rGq3M #
• October Fest in Miri tomorrow! Cool! No overzealous mullahs, constipated moral guardians here 😉 #fb #
• ‘Why no open tender for submarines?’ http://bit.ly/2b20SJ [Buggers never heard of ‘internet’ is it? Protect what ‘defence secrets?’] #fb #
• RT @timmysay: MCA – Malaysia Clowns Association. [Like in circus for a show!] #
• Omaigoat! Shameless! That’s MCA! “Ong &Chua agree to work to unite party, will ask sec-gen to review call for EGM” http://bit.ly/1mbbVg #fb #
• RT @syahredzan: Spore laughing at us… Tq MARA! RT @stcom: Would you pay RM42,320 (S$17,424) for an Acer Aspire laptop? http://is.gd/4vfbf #
• I need to shave my head too if she does 😛 RT @stephendoss: @bongkersz I am still waiting for THE news (hamsoR goes bald for 1Malaysia) #
• Malaysian Oscar nominees – Ong Tee Keat and Chua Soi Lek http://bit.ly/2jiqwk #
• Wadafak!!!!! Why today so many ridiculous news today? Bite but no biting evidence, Lingam gets scots-free, MCA EGM just a big drama. #fb #
• “Ong akan mengekalkan jawatan presiden, manakala Chua kembali menjadi menyandang jawatan timbalan presiden. ” #&*!@**^&!^6$! #fb #
• Apa ni? Apa guna ada EGM? Lame PM: Ong #1, Chua #2 Hoi!! Wasting time, paper space, media slots and bandwidth.#fb #
• Hamsor alert! RT @feistyflo: Big Hair 1st Lady caught in the act of buffoonary! RT @AudraRoslani: http://bit.ly/2fgn6t #fb #
• Sin Chew:: Chinese community urgently needs right now is high-calibre and farsighted leadership [Bodoh, wake up lah Cinapeks] #fb #
• “The reason 4 the higher price was to speed up the process of obtaining the supplies” An extra RM35k is needed to ‘speed up the process’ #fb #
• Boleh letup, boleh korek korek korek, boleh tipu, tak boleh gigit. Anda akan didakwa. #fb #
• Boleh korek korek korek tak boleh gigit RT @kavilan: 1Malaysia – Kawasan Larangan Gigit #fb #
• RT @syahredzan: The sentence sounds like the guy bit the police officer’s arm off. Look for cop with one arm everyone! #
• RT @5xmom: RT @tianchua: Sentence 6mths imprisonmt & RM3k fine. Judge sed tis is enuf 2 send strong signal 2 public. Vengeful judgement! #fb #
• Malaysians are bunch of idiots. (wrote this back then, still relevant I think) – http://bit.ly/VtJQJ #fb #
• Malaysians are bunch of idiots. (wrote this back then, still relevant I think) – http://bit.ly/VtJQJ 3fb #
• How can be guilty of biting when no prove of biting took place? Our judicial system so fucked up!!! #fb #
• Tian Chua will lose his MP seat if he’s found guilty, no? If sentenced > 1 year jail or > RM2000 fine. http://bit.ly/2WObot #fb #
• Eat that Malaysians!! @lansulaimann: Bandwidth price in Malaysia: 3x higher than HK, 7x higher than S’pore, 10x higher than US. #fb #
• Mun nyaman barang makan ya, mesti dipadah ada engkah aik spender. Klak ku order ‘tambah lebih aik spender, nyaman kit’ #fb #
• It’s a fossil! RT @kavilan: Breaking news! Ancient civilization dating back to 3000BC found deep inside Hamsor’s hair. Experts baffled. #
• Just called workshop. Car will be ready this Saturday! Wheeeeeeeee! Ailapyu Sarah! #
• Azmi Anshar again 😉 RT @geminianeyes: Screw U Msians who want a better Msia! We’ll just import those who like us: http://is.gd/4uTSO #fb #
• Excellent my ass. RT: @1malaysia: Whether you feel safe or not, the government deems that IGP Musa Hassan has done an ‘excellent’ job. #fb #
• How nice? Coincidence aplenty! Appeal for suit against Apanama struck out bcoz application not in BM. Then Lingam is free. All is fine. #fb #
• RT @Aisehman: 1BigAssCoverup: Lingam case closed http://bit.ly/4cCGoo Dibawah “pimp”-inan @NajibRazak, semua settle. UMNOs changed? NAH! #fb #
• Why the fuck we need Royal Commission when its recommendations are not heeded? Same old story. IPCMC, Lingam. #fb #
• RT @kruel74: How does it feel Msians to wake up to a country which let the guilty scots-free after a royal commission implicates them? #fb #
• To all the Kristy(s) out there, are you doing okay? 😛 http://bit.ly/GcM4H #fb #
• Coffee never taste so good. #fb #
• Good day mortals. RT @victorliew: Morning! @auzani @stephendoss @carribeanking7 @ibdil @nxa0004 @ckgord @syahredzan @timmysay #
• ad: Weekly Offer On A Select Group of 12 Shirts For $12 Each. http://is.gd/4uJcf #
• I love Papadom the movie!

Who is Mohd. Faizi Bin Che Abu? He’s quite a celebrity judge I think.

1. He’s the Magistrate who sentenced Batu MP and PKR strategic director Chua Tian Chang, aka Tian Chua to six months’ jail and a fine of RM3,000 for biting a police constable’s arm like biting sugarcane.

Reality bites for Tian Chua

By LISA GOH

KUALA LUMPUR: Batu MP Chua Tian Chang, aka Tian Chua, was convicted yesterday of causing hurt to a police constable and stopping him from discharging his duty two years ago.

Magistrate Mohd Faizi Che Abu sentenced Tian Chua to six months’ jail and a fine of RM3,000 but granted him a stay of execution pending his appeal to the High Court.

If the sentence is upheld, he could be disqualified as an MP.

2. He’s also the Magistrate who sentenced Actress Noniswara’s husband to RM700 fine for assault.

Assaulting Ex-Wife, Actress Noniswara’s Husband Fined RM700

KUALA LUMPUR, Sept 28 (Bernama) — Telecommunications company U Mobile chairman Datuk Rosman Ridzuan, who is the husband of actress Noniswara Baharudin, was fined RM700 by the Magistrate’s Court here Monday after he pleaded guilty to having assaulted his ex-wife, Azura Ibrahim, four years ago.

Magistrate Mohd Faizi Che Abu also ordered that Rosman be jailed a week if he failed to pay the fine.

See the consistency of judgement? Same crime – assault, but different sentences meted Well, I know don’t which one is more serious, hitting a woman or biting  a cop for punching you. Oh? Cannot self defence eh? 😉

3. He was the Coroner for Actress Sujatha’s ‘suicide’ case too. He ruled that Actress Sujatha committed suicide and there was no foul play involved.

Actress Sujatha committed suicide: Coroner (Update)

Coroner: “The reason for her suicidal act was cremated together with her.”

KUALA LUMPUR: Actress Sujatha committed suicide and there was no foul play, coroner Mohd Faizi Che Abu ruled Tuesday.

In his findings, coroner Mohd Faizi Che Abu held that “the reason for her suicidal act was cremated together with her.”

He said he had been deprived of obtaining medical certainty as to whether the deceased had taken paraquat because her urine samples were missing and no post-mortem was conducted on her.

He must be doing a damn good job as a judge for he was recently promoted. Good job My Lord 😉

(Source)

I would like to congratulate another judge, it is Judge Azhaniz Teh Azman Teh for getting a promotion as well. Who is he? Oh, he’s the judge for the case involving two ex-PKR assemblyman turned BN friendly independents – Jamaluddin Mohd Radzi (Behrang), Mohd Osman Mohd Jailu (Changkat Jering).

(Source)

You want more examples? This is not something new, it has happened in the past.

Well,  Gani Patail was a senior deputy public prosecutor when he was handling Anwar’s Sodomy I case. Now he is the Attorney General. Musa Hassan was a senior assistant commissioner and one of his glorious moment was when he carried the semen-stained mattress to court in Sodomy I and now he is the Inspector-General of Police.

Not forgetting Augustine Paul, a very ‘relevant’ judge. Augustine Paul was a lowly judicial commissioner in the Sessions Court before he was promoted to High Court judge a week before Anwar’s Sodomy I trial. He is a Federal Court judge now and surprise!! He was the judge who in his trademark of verbose and unintelligible judgement ruled that Perak Assembly Speaker V Sivakumar does not have the power to suspend Mentri Besar Datuk Zambry Abd Kadir and six state executive council members from attending the assembly – Perak state assembly fiasco.

Lesson of the the many ‘stories’ above? Just do a good job you are tasked with and you’ll get rewarded handsomely. That’s meritocracy, what you think I am implying huh? I am happy for Malaysia, at least we do uphold meritocracy when it is necessary.

Tags: 6 months jail, Augustine Paul, Azhaniz Te Bin Azman Teh, Faizi Che Abu, Gany Patail, Jamaluddin Mohd Radzi, Mohd Osman Mohd Jailu, Musa Hassan, Noniswara, RM3000 fine, RM700, Sujatha, Tian Chua

Received this email on this early morning.

Pretending as an ‘alert’ from Maybank2u

The header image looks authentic lol!

When you put your mouse on the link given, you can see a funny, suspicious looking link at the status bar.

Well some browsers already have built-in anti phishing feature, then you would  get this when you click on the link, lucky for you.

Report any phishing site to the relevant bank and for Maybank2u, you can make the report here. For a detailed reading on phishing, check out this.

NEVER respond to any phone call / SMS / email requesting your bank account details

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Tags: Alert, Banking, Community Mesage, Email, Fraud, Malaysia, Maybank2u, Phishing

Absurd – adj. utterly or obviously senseless, illogical, or untrue; contrary to all reason or common sense; laughably foolish or false

It is absurd that we have Malaysians dressing up as sexy or even sexier than Beyonce walking in the streets but we want to impose dress code for Beyonce to perform in Malaysia.

It is absurd that compromise means we are expected to get lesser deal, a watered down version of Beyonce. Instead of Beyonce as Beyonce, you have Beyonce dressing up as Siti Nurhaliza. Or is it Siti Nurhaliza playing Beyonce? I’m confused.

Compromise is a must for we are living in a diverse, complicated and overly sensitised society. But in my opinion, compromise should be made among parties who have disputes over a deal, not the deal itself. The original deal must be remained unchanged. The trick here is to let people to be free to make their informed choice, based on their level of acceptance, cultural and religious beliefs, sensitivities whatever.

The right decision is to let Beyonce performs as Beyonce as long as she is not breaking the laws and as far as I know, dressing provocatively, being sexy and shaking your booty is not a crime in this country, yet.

So, spare the moral teachings, cultural sensitivities and your creative definitions of ‘provocative’ and ‘sexy’ to yourself  because those things are subjective. It is ridiculous and unwise to impose something which is subjective in nature, for many of us do not share the same set of beliefs.

As for the conservatives – allow me to call them the anal retentive bunch (only in my worthless opinion) –  they are free to make their voices heard and let them preach to their supporters or convert non believers. They should stay away from the concert together with those who believe in their cause but shouldn’t disrupt the concert itself from going on. They can boycott the concert by all means, just let people choose freely whether to join them or not.

As for those who bend on enjoying their worldly pleasures – the hedonistic hell seekers (again, only in my worthless opinion) – they are free to enjoy the performance by the sexy, provocatively dressed, booty shaking Beyonce. No judgement should be made against them for going to the concert, because it’s their own choice to make. It is interesting to note, personal choice is becoming extinct in this country.

By this arrangement, the anal retentive bunch will be happy because they are allowed to voice out their displeasures over the act and together with their followers staying away from this unhealthy distraction and getting their faith intact. The hedonistic hell seekers also happy because they are closer to hell now. Beyonce is happy because she doesn’t have to dress up like Siti Nurhaliza. Everyone is happy, isn’t that what we want?

You know what else is absurd in this country? It is a crime to have fellatio but somehow it is not to have cunnilingus. Read on Section 377A of the Penal Code. Wait, fellatio what? Fella doing a Horatio? Cunnilingus what? Cunning-linguist? Well, fellatio – blowjob. Cunnilingus – dining at the V. Still don’t get it?

Blowjob – The stimulation of the penis using the lips, tongue and inside of the mouth, either as a prelude to further sexual activity or as a means of inducing orgasm and ejaculation directly. Dining at the V – an antonym of blowjob, in this case the act of oral stimulation is performed on the clitoris or vulva of the female.

I am sorry, I may have shaken your faith there with my overly detailed descriptions but I already tried my best to make it sounds as scientific and boring as it can be. Stop imagining things now! *snapping fingers*

Welcome to Malaysia, where absurdity is overrated.

ps: I don’t quite get the crotch hugging swimsuit ‘dress’ that many female artists wearing to perform lately. You guys sure have noticed Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Shakira, Beyonce, Madonna wearing it.

Fugly piece of clothing. Too much focus on the camel toe, erk. Especially when these women move in a BIG way. *shudders*

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