‘One liner’ comments are annoying at times, especially when you painfully wrote a long post and the comments you get are of those kind. Most of the times, those one liners are boring and worth shit, which is something to be expected when people drop comments for the sake of commenting.

But, I would definitely make an exception for one liners like these:

Lee Kuan Yew’s trip took him to five states, two of which are in opposition hands. He said the opposition states risk becoming economic laggards if the leaders refuse to cooperate with the federal government.

While he applauded the Penang state government’s efforts to improve governance, Lee said it would be all for naught if the state had little federal help to develop its infrastructure.

“I do not believe that he (Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng) can get the basic infrastructure up to mark without the support of the federal government and the federal government will only support him if he cooperates, and even then I’m not so sure,” Lee said.

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Coming to Malaysia to teach us how to suck eggs, this old man.

After Altercation, No Further Discussion On Pork Price Hike – Associations

KUALA LUMPUR, June 11 (Bernama) — The Federation of Livestock Farmers Associations of Malaysia (FLSFA) and Selangor and Federal Territory Butchers Association will have no further discussion on the pork price hike after a heated argument broke out during a meeting on Tuesday.

FLSFA Pork Division director Jeffrey Beh said there would be no more discussion between the two associations after their meeting with Deputy Minister of Domestic Trade, Cooperatives and Consumerism Datuk Tan Lian Hoe that day ended in a verbal battle between the leaders.

“The butchers association members were behaving like gangsters. They were unreasonable and confrontational,” claimed Beh when contacted by Bernama.

He said after the heated exchange, the FLSFA representatives left the meeting.

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Pork fight?

MIRI: Puzzled residents of Kampung Pujut have been flocking to Sungai Miri for the past five days to gawk at the headless carcass of a crocodile floating in the river.
Nobody knows who chopped its head off and removed its genitals, but the belief is that it could have been done to make traditional medicine.

” For the past two days, the stench has been unbearable,” said Ingkai Sulaiman yesterday.

He said many large crocodiles have been spotted on the banks, especially near the mouth of the river.

“I have seen at least 10 large crocodiles resting on the banks. Two were at least seven metres long.” *********

Must be a previous UMNO minister in his past life, this crocodile.

KUALA LUMPUR, June 9 (Bernama) — The Prime Minister’s wife Datin Seri Rosmah Mansor has urged husbands to follow the personality traits of Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak, a patient father, husband and leader.

“I have not come across anyone as patient as him (Najib),” she said when launching the book ‘Najib Perdana Menteri ke-6′ at Wisma Pertahanan here Tuesday.

Rosmah reminded husbands not to scold their wives as they too had responsibilities and were under pressure.

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What about the part you beat your husband? (This one is my favourite!)

A TV actor tried to make a quick escape – minus his clothes – when Selangor Religious Department (Jais) officers raided his fiancee’s apartment in Petaling Jaya, reported Harian Metro.

The actor, who appears in a mystic and horror TV series, managed to climb to the next unit’s balcony on the fifth floor at 3am recently.

Five Jais officers raided the apartment after receiving complaints from neighbours that the actor and his fiancee would meet up frequently at her home.

The woman, also in her 20s and an assistant producer in the TV series, told the officers that she lived alone.

The woman, who was dressed in a sleeveless top and skimpy shorts, allowed officers into her room where they found a pair of men’s trousers Jais Special Force Unit chief Shahrom Maarop said: “Further inspection found signs that a person had exited through the balcony.”

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This guy should be in politics.

Zambry is MB, rules court

PUTRAJAYA, May 22 – The Court of Appeal today returned a unanimous decision that Barisan Nasional’s Datuk Zambry Abd Kadir is the rightful Perak mentri besar, ruling that his Pakatan Rakyat rival Datuk Seri Mohammad Nizar Jamaluddinn had ceased to command the majority in the Perak state assembly.

The judges also ruled that the Sultan was right in appointing Zambry the MB and that there was no need for a vote of no confidence in the House against Nizar.

The three-member Bench comprising Justices Md Raus Shariff, Zainun Ali and Ahmad Maarop delivered judgment after hearing submissions from both parties yesterday.

However, the Court of Appeal decision is not expected to bring an end to the crisis in Perak as the parties can still appeal to the Federal Court. ************

3 Kangaroos and and Indian makes a mocking bird.

Manek Urai rep dies, another by-election now

KUALA LUMPUR, May 22 – Five-term Kelantan PAS lawmaker Ismail Yaacob died this morning at the Raja Perempuan Zainab II Hospital in Kota Bahru, paving the way for the seventh by-election since March last year. He was 60.

He died at 6am after succumbing to a long illness.

The Manek Urai assemblyman, who first won the seat in 1986, defeated Barisan Nasional’s Mohamed Zulkifli Omar by 1,352 votes in last year’s general election.

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All elected chaps have short life?

GEORGE TOWN: Penang Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng hit out at MCA President Datuk Seri Ong Tee Keat for failing to practice what he had preached when he assumed the MCA presidency.

While praising Ong’s deputy, Datuk Seri Dr Chua Soi Lek, Lim hit out at Ong for repudiating and disassociating himself from Chua’s views that the Perak state legislative assembly should be dissolved and fresh elections called.

“Ong had promised that he would be an efficient president, who would ensure democracy is upheld and he would listen to the views of people,” Lim said at a press conference today.

“Just because he wants to obtain favour and support of Umno, he is going against what he preaches even though Perakians are demanding for fresh elections.

“His act can be considered a cowardly act unlike Chua who dares to do what Ong had promised but failed to deliver.”

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Doc Chua has balls. That we all saw in the video. Big balls too.

ps: Blog is up and running, out of 425 posts, managed to get back 399 posts. I have no idea how the rest of the posts went missing, although I just did the backup  yesterday. Luckily, I have Facebook Notes and Google Reader and those posts are intact – just a matter of posting them back. So, don’t be surprised to read the same shits in your feed, because yours truly is back-posting all the missing posts.

pss: Screw WordPress!

psss: Reading the comments at MT, I don’t know want to cry or laugh.