Pimp My Blog O Invisible Pink Unicorn??
I lost my watch. Yes, I LOST my watch! 
I went back home from work last Thursday, wanted to open my room windows. When I unlocked one of the window and pushed it out using my left hand, the watch on my wrist ‘collided’ with the window grill and it just slipped off, down to the ground, 16 floors below. I went down to look for it immediately. There is a small garden/green area exactly below my unit – the place where I thought my watch dropped. I searched for watch for nearly half an hour and I gave up.
The watch is nowhere to be seen, I looked like a fool squatting down there ‘flipping’ the grasses, looking up at my unit and trying to estimate the trajectory of a dropping watch, calculating the wind speed and the weight of the watch to gauge where it possibly landed. No, I never do any funny calculation to look for the watch hehe. (Maybe I should???)
I search twice, maybe more at the area. Friday and Saturday, heck now every time I pass by that area I will stand there and try to see the ‘gleaming’ watch hahahaha! Too bad, it is nowhere to be seen. I do not even know if the watch still there or somebody found it. The watch is not cheap, if pawn it can feed me for 2 months 
Anyway, things come and go. I learnt my lesson, need not to say. Oh, I truly understand the meaning of looking for a needle in a haystack now 
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I messed with the blog layout, changed and tweaked few things. It is getting boring looking at the same layout and seeing your friends’ blog getting a makeover. If you are observant enough you will notice some of the changes; other than the obvious changes of background and font colour, font type, borders etc.
1. I installed the threaded COMMENT box so you can reply to any commenter if you want to do so, email will be sent to you if anyone reply to your comment, how cool is that? 😛 So you are forced to come back and have a look at what he/she/it says.. Muahahaha!
Yes, I very much appreciate those who will drop comment after reading my blog. At least tell me my entry is boring, sucks so I have something to read. Right? 
2. I changed the plugin for recent comments, I got it from NoktahHitam. I can’t help but envy his new theme haha so I curi curi copy some of his things. 
3. I put in the navigation for ‘previous entry’ and ‘next entry’ for the single post. If you are in a single post, you will see on top the post, there are links to the next post and previous post. 
4. I added Twitter Updates to the blog so I can do short updates on the go for this blog. I already signed up for it quite some time, since I started blogging in my old wordpress.com blog I think. Since NoktahHitam, Melbie, Man-D, Nono, Ah Lost and other friends also ‘twitting’ now, it is like having a small chat room for ourselves 😛
It is a good tool to keep your friends updated on you. Perfect for narcissistic suckers! You can get my updates at Bongkersz on Twitter or you just check the ‘Wazzupp!!’ box on your right. Get yourself a Twitter and join in the fun!! 
So any comment on the changes I did? Do you like my choice of colour, font? I totally art-blind, not an artsy guy so I appreciate any comment 
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I hate Mercumaya.net! I spent last 2 days working on my blog and I was fed up with the pathetic server. The server damn lousy, every now and then down, disturbing my work especially when I wanted to apply or view the changes I have done, it is so farking annoying. Grrrr.. 
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Ehem, I have a new religion and I am the prophet. See what I did in Facebook? We were discussing about Scientology, Tom Cruise, Ron L. Hubbard etc. and a friend came up with this. I then wrote a note and post it on my profile
The Religion of the Invisible Pink Unicorn
Thou shall not question how unicorn can be pink when is invisible. That shows lack of faith in the creator.
Thou shall not forcefully impart religion onto others.
Thou must be narcissistic.
Thou must be nihilistic.
Thou must be hedonistic.
Everyone is born bi-curious.
Ps: Chian, I am recruiting for the religious hedonistic dirty dancing ritual. No need to thank me. Phew, being a prophet is a hard job! ROTFLMAO!
So anyone want to join? The best comment I received for the note:
Praise be to the Almighty Pink Unicorn! Hallejujah Long Live Invisible Pink Unicorn!
AIPU AIPU AIPU AIPU AIPU (Almighty Invisible Pink Unicorn) Chant this 5 times a day, 10 times each and you will receive nihilistic, narcissistic blessings including all things hedonistic from the honourable creator Himself! May his force be with us all…Praise be to our AIPU.
YOMEN.
Let’s Spread the Hate,
Sister Angeline Jo Lee 
Ok we are crazy bunch of friends joking around, please do not take it seriously..
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I am going for a short break, away from this blog starting tomorrow. I will still check on the comments and do short updates using Twitter. May the Force be with you!
Yomen! 😕 hoish.. c gila ni! hehehe
Pawn the watch and can feed you for 2 months? Hah! The expensive brand! Sorry for your loss my dear friend … I’ll help to look for it if I were anywhere near you.. but finder is the keeper ya.. hehe
twit twit! Small chatroom? LOL .. crazy bunch that we are .. Yoda rocks! Oh yeah .. may the force be with you, twitters! hihihi :up:
“I will follow you”
“You’ll follow me”
hiak hiak.. thanks to twitter 😛
Got to know you updated your blog via Twitter too 🙂
Oh dear! What watch did you lose? I can be your watch 👿
kesian bongkersz….buy a cheap one n wear expensive one for odd occasions only
first and foremost bong, highlight the word “comment” so people would actually leave trace of evidence they’ve been here. look at Aisyah’s latest post, sudah gila babi orang comment.
Anyway, what she discussed was beyond our wildest imagination, sexual harassment, when both you and I commit. Hahaha
Worth 2 months pay slip? Where is your condo bong? Finders keepers!
pink unicorn, yamen.. hail the al-mighty unicorn.. hula hula hula.. *doing some tarian asli*
😆 I highlighted and make the letters in bold already. some people just love to read and lazy to think what to comment, i guess. ❓
oh, you can be the head of hedonistic department, in charge of toe sucking and ear lobe licking.. after doing that dance. 😀
that means need to buy 2 watches?? 😕 😕 nevermind i have my photo to check on the time. :up:
thank you~!!! :XO: :XO: :XO: hilang watch dapat honey.. wah good deal! 😳
yeah, i will follow ahlost! will lost not follow you eh? 😆
i agree, finder keeper :up:
twit twit all the way!! 👿
how much are you looking forward to pay? A glass of beer is not enough! Hahahaha
Did I say beer? I meant teh tarik la.
Ooi!!! What break? Oredi had a break for so many days, going to take another one!!! Oops! Forgot!!! Your darling’s coming….Ummm!!!! Take all the break u want!!! Have a nice lovey-dovey time, ya!!!….As for the watch, do like me! Buy RM20 for one, RM30 for two…and what am I wearing rite now? Calvin Klien, man!!! LOL!!…And I wish you had darker fonts! Old man’s eyes, hard to read lah!!! Especially the orange part!…And what APU..APU..APU!!! Parai meh??? Or are u insulting me? APUI! APUI! APUI!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!…..Joking, ya!
i agree with suituapui abt the font. it is difficult to read yr posts sometimes..not kidding
🙁 ouch…my watch that i lvoe so much, one day just droppped and died. i need to go back msia to get it fixed! it might not be the same…but 😥 maybe it’s time to get a new one!! i would like to try some of ur recommended plugins!
oh no.. ur few thousand bucks watch.. maybe it fell into one of the units through the window..
too late can’t get it back liao..
haha whats with the pink unicorn? how many followers do you have now?
…lucky fella who finds that watch…haha
ohhhhhhhh no wonder going on hiatus … the darling coming laaa … !!! Wheeeewittt…. have a blast of a time, bongkersz!
p.s: I agree with stp and beng2 .. make the font darker … I already 4 mata … cannot tambah more to see better hehe
The threaded comment looks so cool. But I just won’t install it yet. Haha. I tweet also Bongkersz.
old one don’t go new one no come so look forward to your brand new watch!
i second…or third!
had to squinch my eyes.. 🙄
baka indai tuai udah kami dituk nda ulih peda’ manah2.
waaaaaaaaaaah….i luv ur new comment plugin!!!! me want!!!!
and ur font colour..can u make it darker? 😆
Anyway, what she discussed was beyond our wildest imagination, sexual harassment, when both you and I commit. Hahaha
kantoi disitu. haha
sorry to hear about your watch. 16 floors below is indeed, far. maybe if it’s just 5 floors, you could use a laser, if it can shoot enough light.
heheh.
AIPU AIPU AIPU AIPU AIPU. uyeeeeh. this new religion, i likeee. *joget2*
:$: first of all, i’m sorry to hear that you’ve lost your watch.. but i have one question to ask here regarding the calculating the wind speed and what so ever, seriously, you did? owh god! truly a geek eh? 😛 haha
aipu aipu? kenak sik apuuuuuu nyak! apuuuuuu nyak! hahhahaha.. sewel la you bong! heheh.. hey kim salam ngan cibol eh. i miss him! hehehe.. :halo:
and the font, getting better.. 😉
yea bong, whrs cibol?
and oh, btw, you mispelled my name at your blogroll. 😥
Mr Suituapui, it’s AIPU AIPU AIPU la..not APUI APUI….:P
AIPU-Almighty Invisible Pink Unicorn
bongkersz,
I also think that was the best comment made by Sister Angelina Jo Lee on your note for the new invisible pink unicorn religion 😛 Very smart, witty, funny, genius of a lady that one ;D
What brand? Tag Heuer?
kantoi!!! 🙁 🙁
suituapui : i love to take break mah! break how can say how many days? :p it is AIPU lah, not APUI! yeah, should get a cheapo watch to wear.. anyway it’s just a watch.. lol!
sarawaklaksa : yeah, that lady sure very witty, smart and genius in a weird way.. good good.. 😀
bengbeng : the colour of the font, or the type
? i changed the colour already.
patt irmina : apu bedau tua udah enda ulih peda manah2. ti suituapui and bengbeng i can understand.. haha!
sorry aisyah, edited 😛
try it and let me know!
wah you the only one haha here i lost my watch :vangry: :vangry:
haha! invisible pink unicorn!! 😀 wanna join? keekeekeee
yeah, i added you.. welcome to the twit twit world!
you can be the assistant to noktah hitam 😛
cibol is around, in kl. er, i don’t keep or take care of him.. so me not sure why he’s not around?? 😛 he’s busy with work and chicks?? i guess?? hahhahaa!
no lah, what to calculate lol.. you think CSI? 😀 apu nyaak?? you go and create a new one then.. hehe!
install it lola!!!
hahahaha! not so fast, not planning to get any new one anytime soon.. but gift, i don’t mind 😀 😀
I terkejut! See 26 comments suddenly jump to 41!!!! Rupa2nya…you reply sekali, count as 1 comment dah!!! Humph!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! 👿
terkejut leh.. weh, you so kiasu go around comparing how many comments the blog gets 😡 😡
😆 Hehehehehehe…sebab me so kesian, not many people drop by berbual2. Orang tua…lonely mah 🙁 !!! LOL!!! My stats macam Malaysian Stock Market…down….down…down!!!:down: Boleh golong tikar dah!!! Betul tak???:cry:
i wanna join this religion! i wanna join… but i am going to modified my own belief to the apu nyak one la… hahahahh!
sure nono, you can join this religion. or form a new religion. i have another religion under my sleeve, you want to be the jedi master?
Jedi religion
Thou shall not bring children into religion or baptise them (just like politics and sex talk) until they reach puberty.
Thou must always use the Force to fight the Sith.
Thou must launch a Crusade against Scientology.
Thou must not jump on the couch like Tom Cruise.
Thou must keep torchlight to act like light sabers.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
you are a celebrity already now 😛 hahahaha! gulung what tikar.. lay the red carpet lah! 😀
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