A 2006 satirical current-affairs post reacting to reports about plans to rebrand Mat Rempit and channel illegal street-racing culture in a different direction.

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Writing this while waiting for the lady officer that made an appointment to see me at 11am. Looking at my watch, it’s already 11.50am. Nah, typical of any government department..Wait and wait.. See my face you will know how much I enjoy this waiting game.. It’s like your 1st date, you don’t dare to go…

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Fark, why we always sidetrack from the core issue on hand but focus on menial shits? Like what in the news today – ‘Camera phones probably will be banned from police station” WTF? Hello??? The issue is not about whether we should use camera handphones in police station but it’s the police brutality issue here…

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Yo… Apa di atas sahabat handaiku di luar sana? Sempena bulan kemerdekaan yang mulia ini, biarlah aku menulis dalam bahasa kebangsaan, Bahasa Melayu untuk sepanjang bulan ini. Muahahahaha! Hari ini tiada entri nukilan topik tertentu, cuma cakap-cakap kosong untuk menghilangkan kebosanan. Sudah sekian lama aku tidak menggunakan bahasa melayu dalam perbualan atau penulisan, ditinggalkan selepas…

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