It’s hillarious to read this kind of news in the media, showing that we are too busy with petty issues instead of tackling the big one. Yes, Bahasa Melayu is the national language, so what? Just by changing few terms into Bahasa Melayu, consider as memartabatkan Bahasa Melayu?? What will happen if our government decided to change MyKad to KadSaya or Touch N Go to Sentuh Dan Pergi?

‘Rais said several accepted English terms like MyKad and Touch ‘n Go were being reviewed to be changed into Bahasa.’

In future if you are stopped by the police asking for your identity card, they should carefully phrase their questions, or it will be like this..

Policeman : Boleh saya tengok KadSaya? (Show me the identity card)

A: ???? Kad tuan? Kad tuan kat tuan lah, apa pulak kat saya.

Policeman: (try to rephrase) Boleh saya tengok KadSaya awak?

A: WTF??

Hmm, maybe Sentuh Dan Pergi not that bad after all?heh??

To quote from Jeffooi’s Screenshot ‘Haze is now an annual affair that is more certain than the monthly menstrual cycle. ‘ How true… Don’t know about you guys, but I’m farking fed up with this re-occurence of haze. I experienced the most severe haze back in 1997, when Sarawak forced to call for emergency curfew (darurat) back then. Now that I’m working in KL (yes it’s prety hazy everyday here.. be it hazy season or not, so kinda get used to it) but, to think of my parent back in hometown.. I feel for them. It was reported that that Air Pollution Index for Sarikei?on?average?about?200+?for the past few??days, so it must be pretty bad there. (As usual, the reported value is always lower than it is supposed to be.. yeah yeah.. we understand, don’t scare the tourist.. not good for the tourism industry.. fark that!) Why we are so impotent in tackling this issue? And why this time there’s no protest in front of Indonesian embassy? Why the double standard? Go burn their flag! For them causing this hazy situation… Like we did before.. we protested when Israel attacked Lubnan, we protested over the pope statement, we protested when Lee Kuan Yew brought up the marginalised issue… why we never protest when Indonesia?not?looking serious in tackling the haze? Where are the Mat Gemilang-s, especially the head? Cheebuy.. Kami perlukan anda, di mana anda???

Ok, we are not putting enough pressures on Indonesia to act, but to suggest something like having a haze fund??? WTF?? Enough of causing damage to us, our health,? our tourism sector, now we want to give out money to them???? Ridiculous shiet!!?Read for yourself…

?“Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak said the haze was a complex issue where the resources to fight the forest fires in Indonesia was limited, while the much-needed tools to effectively put out the large tracts of forest fires were costly.?

“We have been discussing among the members, but we have yet to reach a consensus on the setting up of a haze fund.?

“Right now, one of the most needed equipment would be the water bombers, which are expensive aircraft, but would help alleviate or at least reduce the haze problem,” he said after presenting tithes from Bank Rakyat to 1,000 single mothers and orphans in the district at the Sultan Haji Ahmad Shah Convention Hall here on Saturday.? “

What so complicated? Tackle the source lah.. go for the cause.. Ini simple punya thing also don’t know. Prevention better than cure, said the wise man. Wasting money putting out the fires, better use to catch the culprits..

I’m doing Cibol a favour here. He’s into this cam-whoring competition. So guys and girls out there, if you love Cibol go here to give him a vote. Why waste your vote?on lousy politician, better use it to vote Cibol, at least he’s our Mat Gemilang!! Bwahahahahahahahaha! Cibol boleh!! 😀 😀 😀 😀

You will need to register in order to vote :)?Just few clicks and you are there!! ?To?quote from Cibol ‘If you guys love me (Cibol), vote for me (Cibol)!!’ See the photo below and you know?how adorable he is (Fark I sounded so?ghey.. I’m not okay. I adore girls.. )?:P 😛 Bwahahahaha!

p/s : cibol, you owe me nasi goreng ayam kunyit 😀 😀

Source: Malaysiakini.com
PM to rebrand Mat RempitAug 21, 06 12:45pm? ? Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi will rebrand illegal motorcycle riders – popularly known as Mat Rempit – during an assembly in the Bukit Jalil national stadium this November.

Putera Umno chairperson Abdul Azeez Abdul Rahim said the rebranding of Mat Rempit was to change the illegal race participants’ image towards something better.

“We are thinking of a suitable name like Mat Cemerlang,” he was quoted as saying by Bernama.

“We are finding a proper direction for them. We could not stop them to continue with their interests but we can guide them to find a direction,” he added.

Abdul Azeez said the motorcylists should not be perceived as a threat, adding that, “If we cannot stop them, we join them. We try to understand them because they are our youths.”

At the three-day assembly starting from this Nov 12, several competitions would be held for the Mat Rempit with prizes including a Satria Neo and a motorcycle.

Strong bond

Abdul Azeez said several things that could be learnt from these illegal riders were their strong camaraderie and a large membership of at least 5,000 riders despite being an unregistered club.

“Due to this strong bond, 30 Mat Rempit will beat us if we cause trouble with its members,” he added.

He said Putera Umno did not want the bond to be inclined towards negative elements but wanted to drive the youths away from drugs and encouraged them to pursue their studies.

He said for an example, a representative from a Honda motorcycle and car dealer was impressed with the riding skills of these Mat Rempit.

The representative was also amazed with the engineering skills of the Mat Rempit, boosting the speed of their motorcycles to 180 kilometres per hour considering that the company’s engineers were having difficulties to achieve a speed of 120 kilometres per hour.

He said these Mat Rempit could actually be assets in building Malaysia if they were given the chance.

Abdul Azeez said this Aug 26, he and Umno Youth vice-chief Khairy Jamaluddin would come down to the ground on their motorcycles to meet the Mat Rempit.

Above article is quite old, about a month ago. I couldn’t stop laughing when I first read the article in The Star newspaper back then (you can read it here as well and more news on the initiatives by our politicians to win Mat Rempit’s votes 😀 here)?and just now while browsing a forum, there is a thread dedicated for this article ‘Mat Rempit Rebranded’?and I couldn’t agree more with those forummers who posted their replies. Go over and give your 2 cents on this yea? 😀

Mat Rempit = Mat Cemerlang? Bwahahahahahahahahaha! That’s funny man! Funniest phrase of the year! Why not Mat Gemilang? Mat Terbilang? Mat Wawasan? Hahahaha! C’mon lah, really, some of the politician really got no brain at all, it’s a wonder they still hold such a post in the government. (that made you and me dumber, because we voted them to office – em, I still technically not eligible to vote, will vite for the coming election 😀 so you guys out there that vote.. WTF? Why??)? To quote this guy ‘”If we cannot stop them, we join them.” So, I guess, that principle should/can be applied to other groups such as Mat Dadah (drug addicts), Mat Gangster (gangsters), Mat Ragut (snatch thiefs) and so on? After all if we cannot stop them, we join them yeah? Good one 🙂 When?you and me assimilate with them, whatever crime?we commit no longer a crime, because everybody is doing it, it’s a norm! Genius! Okay I was being sarcastic 😀 It’s a good intention, to rebrand those Mat Rempits into Mat Cemerlang-s, of course we should support this good cause, but the way I see it (maybe just me?) it’s another lame tactic by the politician to gain popularity/votes for himself. I don’t think he/they are even serious about the initiative turn Mat Rempit into Mat Cemerlang. As always, ‘cakap banyak, hasil tarak’ – talk a lot in the end no result. Implentation and monitoring is our main problem. Malaysia is good in planning, no doubt on that. Just look at the 9th MP. Good, very well planned, but so far never really see/hear anything on implementing, monitoring of the things listed in the plan. We can always ‘plan’ again maybe in 10th MP. Or 11th MP, 12, 13.. Planning without proper execution = crap. So just rebranding is not enough, provide some concrete solutions, targets to achieve.? For example, provide an affordable track at a ?strategic location?for them to race, affordable means normal people can go to the track and use it, not like Sepang track. So farking far and so farking expensive, you expect Mat Rempits will have money to burn there? Finding the cause why the become Mat Rempit will be a better solution rather than rebranding them as hope that they will really become Mat Cemerlang.

Other things that I find funny from the article (or said by that fella)

The representative was also amazed with the engineering skills of the Mat Rempit, boosting the speed of their motorcycles to 180 kilometres per hour considering that the company’s engineers were having difficulties to achieve a speed of 120 kilometres per hour.
Serious?? Then the guy should consider hiring them as engineers for their engine developments. Ah, change the engineers at Proton, hire them instead. Then we may be able to produce sport car, or even race car! Who knows, develop an engine, our own Malaysia F1 car. Boleh lagi!

At the three-day assembly starting from this Nov 12, several competitions would be held for the Mat Rempit with prizes including a Satria Neo and a motorcycle.

Why always come up with this stupid thing? Last time MyKad to encourage people apply/renew it, the prize is Perodua MyVi. Then last year traffic summons things, to encourage people to pay up, the prize is Proton Savvy. WTF? Do we really need all this carrot-dangling policy? C’mon,?apply/renew MyKad is a citizen’s ?responsibility, as well as paying your summons. Just slap a heavy fine/sentence for those who disobey. Or maybe it’s the mentality, hard to change the mindset since it’s already like that for generations. No hope 🙁

?“Due to this strong bond, 30 Mat Rempit will beat us if we cause trouble with its members,” he added. “

Triads and gangsters also like that what. So we are promoting gangsterism now bwahahaha! Oh he’s referring to the strong bond. Okay. Need to sleep now. Tired. Enough of tok-kok here. Good night guys!

So Suki won the One In A Million contest. Not really a big suprise, quite predictable although I backed Faizal to win after saw his last performance which is really good. And did he lose to Suki by a tiny margin of 5%! Suki collected 39% of the votes and Faizal 34 % of the votes. Faizal, he must be like ..’*%&!!?>>**&&!’ hehe. Missed that one million.. so close yet so far. It’s really argumentative whether with this kind of talent search reality show.. you will really find a good, talented singer or will the one with real talent win or the one that’s popular with the crowd will win. And looking at the past results, seems like those who are more popular with the crowd.. won.?After all, it’s the crowd that supported and voted for the person will buy?his/her album. An artist only can survive if his/her album are selling well.

Suki – She can sing, that’s for sure. But I don’t see her as a future artist.. judging from her performance and choices of songs. She doesn’t has the essence and style that’s ‘her’ – to sell to the people. Most probably people vote her because she’s cute, adorable.. and that’s all. Maybe it’s good afterall, grooming a new artist from scratch… zero.. will be easier than someone that already has his/her own style.

Faizal – Got style, just sometimes sticking to his style too much – every song also = rock, must scream in order to sing??.. Good to have his own brand of music, just then maybe he can only attracts his niche of the market.

Alif – At?that?young age and be?among the finalist, he must be something. I don’t find his performance good enough for him to become future artist, but people just like him. He’s likeable, cute? (for the ladies….not me). He’s?the male version of Suki. Both getting their votes, by charming the crowd, not really by their performances.

So we will see in the future whether the winner of One In A Million can stay for long in the entertainment industry 🙂 Congratulation to Suki.. and all the best!

I post this up because it says good thing about November guy.. which is me. bwahahahahahaha! Whore this from one of the friendster blog I visited just now. Accordinng to the description, I’m a hottie!! I’m smart! I’m one of a kind!! Oh cannot tahan… my bawls size increased ten folds after reading that, lol.. Anyway here it is, just read for fun lah 🙂

JANUARY TALKER
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
to take things at the center. Inner and physical
beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry
often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does
not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.
Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND
sexiest of them MFE.

FEBRUARY SMARTS
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.
Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed
demon.
Has more than one best friend.
Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest
and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves
freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves
aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.
Gets angry really easily but does not show it.
Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making
friends
but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn.
Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the
inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.
Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH CUTIE
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.
Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and
sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal.
Does
work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.
Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good
memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look
for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or
make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and
others. Understanding. Fun to be around.
Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.
Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and
travelling. Systematic. hot and has brains.
?

APRIL GORGEOUS
Drop dead gorgeous!!!Attractive personality.Very!
sexy.Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest,
generous and sympathetic.Chatterbox! Loves to
talk alot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable
kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most
way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to
take
risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great
fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with
others * wink wink*. Outgoing and crazy at
times!
Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker!
Can
love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves
compliments! Just one of the clumsiest people
you
will ever meet. A very big flirt! Trustworthy.
Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in
bed
out of MFE these months!! Hardly shows
emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant
and assesses others.

MAY FREAK
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and
highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention. Deep
feelings.
Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm
Standpoint.
Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex.
Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to
dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good
imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing.
Loves
literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike
being at home. Restless. having many children.
Hardworking. High spirited.

JUNE SHYNESS
Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls
LOVE you.
You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom
and
to
be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily
consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s
feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.
spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but
never
forgets.
dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive
and forms impressions carefully. Caring and
loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of
sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people
through observations. Hardworking. No
difficulties
in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods
about the past and the old friends. Waits for
friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive
unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
but takes long to recover.

JULY FLIRT
You’ve got the best personality and are an
absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make
new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt
and more than likely have an a very attractive
partner. a wicked hottie.like somebody with a
august brithday. It is also more than likely
that you have a massive record collection. You
have a great choice in films, and may one day
become a famous actor/actress yourself – heck,
you’ve got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days
you
will meet someone that may possibly become
one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5
minutes.

AUGUST ATTITUDE
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on
attention. no self control. kind hearted. self
confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.
easy to get along with and talk to. has an “every
thing’s peachy” attitude. likes talking and singing.
loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted.
Hates
not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be
loved. hates studying. in need of “that someone”.
longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or
restricted. lives by “no pain no gain” caring.
always a suspect. playful.
mysterious. “charming”
or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious.
independent. strong willed. a fighter.

SEPTEMBER LOVER
Hella sexy, loves sex n makin luv, tends to be
SOOOOO hott!!Active and dynamic. Decisive and
haste but tends
to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems.
Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and
caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have
many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional.
Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving,
motivates
oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can
understand.you are a great match with some
body
in july.

OCTOBER BABE
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
to takes things at the centre. Great in bed.Inner
and physical beauty. Doesn’t pretend. Gets angry
often. A meaningful love life partner. Makes right
choices.
Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends. Does not harm
others.
It is all about love and fairness.Easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Horny but does
fullfill
Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions.
Know what to do to have fun.
Unpredictable.Someone to have close to you.
Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND
sexiest of them all.

NOVEMBER HOTTIE?? <– ME!! ME!!
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and
dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.
Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards
your inner and outer beauty and independent
personality. Playful, but secretive. Very
emotionaland temperamental sometimes. Meets new
people
easily and very social in a group. Fearless and
independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a
crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the
greatest men are born in this month. If you ever
begin a relationship with someone from this
month,
hold on to them because their one of a kind.

DECEMBER BEAUTY..
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking
Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive
in everything. Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in
organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,
though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,
yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by
kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of
ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to
delay. Choosy and always wants the best.

Just back from fetching Ame to airport. She has an interview this afternoon in Kuching, so I take leave for today 😀 (Lazyness syndrome again.. bah! Anyway I got plenty of leave left, so make good use of it -like writing a blog?? kah kah kah!) So, when I was driving back from LCCT, on the road I saw this white Kancil car. I was driving in the fast lane, and this Kancil was in front of me… running maybe 60 km/hr?? And what the fark this Kancil doing in the fast lane? So I signalled to the left and overtake the car. When I looked to the right at the Kancil.. Damn, an auntie.. ugly and fat.. (yeah I’m good at spotting ugly people with ugly behaviours.. there’re everywhere on the road in Malaysia. Er, she’s really fat..because she blocked the whole side windscreen with her body.. and poor car, driven her around..sob sob..) was talking on her mobile phone!!! WTF!!!! Driving in the fast lane at 60km/hr, talking on the phone!! And, no, she was not using handsfree to talk. Dumb, ignorant pest! She might get herself killed for doing that.. oh good if only herself get killed, but she also endanger other road users. Selfish dumbass, if she want to die, go somewhere else where there’s no living thing around and die there, but please, not on the road.. Really not a suprise that accident rate in Malaysia so high with these people on the road. Road pests… they should be exterminated.. 

Oh yea, no offence to lady drivers, but from my observations, they are bit selfish on the road.. like this morning.. (almost every morning) this auntie.. (auntie again.. fark!) when she saw me giving signal to go out from the parking compound to the main road, she purposely accelerated her car. blocking my way out. ??? Why? Slow down and give way only took her less than 10 secs ( maybe 2-3 secs since my skills so good :P). And because I’m damn annoyed every morning kena blocked like that.. (out of 10 times.. 8 times it’s the lady driver did that and yes I counted) I also went faster.. because I saw her start accelerating.. I just make the turn, pretended I didn’t see her car.. muahahahaha! Eat that you slow muthafucka!! Eat that! And, yes she backed off.. haha! (See? It’s hard to be a real gentleman on the road, because if you do that, you will stuck at that spot.. forever..) Most of the time, I will wait and.. yeah, most of the time it’s male driver that give way, slowing down, giving me few secs to come out from the parking compound. (Only this morning me damn tulan.. because… that auntie really did that on purpose.. she was quite a distance from the junction where I was and when she saw my car coming out.. she accelerated!I just did a quick turn in front her.. forced my way out. Not a good thing to do yea.) Really.. I’m dumbfounded by this.. Girl supposed.. (supposed… k?) to be gentle, kind.. tolerance.. but become monster on the road! Why?? Tell me why..