I must applaud UMNO Seputeh for showing their sensitive and caring side by making police report against Teresa Kok for insulting egg.
Report lodged against Teresa Kok for insulting egg
KUALA LUMPUR (Sept 24, 2008) : The Seputeh Umno Youth division lodged a police report today against Seputeh MP Teresa Kok, claiming she had insulted the Royal Malaysian Police and the egg, which is an essential food of the underprivileged.
The division’s deputy head Alawi Dahalin and several other members lodged the report at the Brickfields police station.
Alawi said he had heard Kok complain about the food she was given while detained under the ISA, at a press conference at the DAP headquarters in Petaling Jaya, shown on the night news on TV on Sept 20, a day after she was released from custody.
He said Kok had said the food she was served was “fit only for dogs”.
“By saying this, she had insulted the police and the poor. Eggs are an important food for low-income earners and the poor. As an elected representative of the people she should not have said that,” he said.
Damn you Teresa Kok, why you go and insult eggs? Humpty Dumpty may go and testify against you in court now! You have incur the wrath of egg lovers!
When are they going to protect the egg under ISA??? We shall never let these egg haters insult egg as they see fit! Protect the eggs, use the ISA! Please lend your hand to Seputeh UMNO division to help protect the dignity and sanctity of the eggs.
As a token of appreciation we should award that Seputeh UMNO Deputy Head, Alawi Dahalin the following award – Darjah Kebesaran Panglima Gagah Berani Pembela Telur Negara which carries the title Datuk Datelur.
I suspect Alawi Dahalin must be born from a chicken egg for his dedicated fight for the eggs. Hmm, I wonder how he’s going to get the eggs to give statement in court against Teresa Kok, I can’t wait to see that.
What next? Gardenia bread should not be served with eggs because that is insulting to the bread? Eggs should be put on pedestal and we shall commerate a special day to celebrate egg-ness? Hey, I bet Alawi does not eat pork, now should I make a police report saying Alawi is insulting pork? My credible source told me, more police reports to be made over people insulting beef, chicken, Ramli Burger, Roti John, sushi, taugeh… stay home people, you do not want to see the eggs, beef patties, chicken wings, Ramli Burger , Roti John, sushi and taugeh rallying on the street. Poor police need to entertain this kind of shits.
ps: Alawi, eggs are an important food for all people, not just low-income earners and the poor you dumbfuck! Rich people don’t eat eggs? This is the reason Seputeh UMNO being so anal retentive.
pss: UMNO battle cry should be change to ‘Ketuanan Telur’ instead of ‘Ketuanan Melayu’ from now on.
psss: Teresa Kok also should choose a better word than dog. Some dogs eat good food yor! My friend’s cats eat salmon, and she eats well, eggs.
pssss: Thank you Pak Lah for the 10 sen petrol price cut. You are the best!
Latest update: Some UMNO members were heard shouting HIDUP KETUANAN TELUR!! HIDUP KETUANAN TELUR! HIDUP TELUR!! near Putrajaya. Special committee will be formed to study the new concept and direction for the party, said a party official who declined to give his name.