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Your blog sucks donkey’s cock.


People always ask me:

“Why don’t you write more about yourself in your blog? Your political craps really boring. “

Or they would say something along the line:

“I love to read things about you. You should write more about yourself.  Especially posts about you growing up as a kid, memories and life when you were in school, your everyday’s life, your job. I find those personal posts more interesting. “

Or they would say.

“Your blog sucks donkey’s cock. “

Or they would say nothing at all.

“………..”

Well, I can’t do much about my blog sucking donkey’s cock so as long as the donkey is happy I’m happy. You can take the donkey’s place if you want to be happy.

I can’t do much about silent readers also, I can only go “………..”

For those who love reading my posts minus those ‘controversial-longwinded-boring-political’ craps, well thank you. That’s very nice. Em, and I have an ‘excuse’ why I don’t write those posts that you “love a lot” very often. I also can think of a reason why people love to read such posts.

I’m not an exhibitionist. I am more to a narcissist.

Exhibitionist. Ehem, I’m not talking about bodily exposure to get some kind of sexual gratification (ha! I know you googled for it! :P), but more on the act to exhibit own’s personal life so as to attract attention, in this case writing about it in your blog. To put it in a crude way, attention seeker. ROTFLMAO!

An exhibitionist blogger loves to show off share his personal life with his readers. Think of actors. Or singers. An exhibitionist is a performer. It is about putting something out for others to see or appreciate. Nothing is wrong with that.

You can write about the food you just ate, what your boyfriend/girlfriend did to you last night, your new makeup, your new shoes, your flirtatious moment with the girl you met in LRT and many more personal stuffs and rest assured, that’s perfectly fine. I do that from time to time. So, yes please continue with your style. *making random gestures*

Narcissist. That’s self love. Don’t confuse narcissist with exhibitionist. A narcisssist loves himself (or things about himself) more than anyone (or anything) else. He doesn’t feel the need to get acknowledged by anyone for things he did, (in this case, the posts he wrote), it’s good enough if he himself is happy with the result. It is for self satisfaction. Think of masturbation, yes. You will get the concept.

Blog readers who love personal posts are voyeurs.

I always suspect blog readers who love personal blogs are into some kind voyeurism. The need to know more about someone, what he ate for lunch, where he went to during the weekend, who he’s dating now, what handbag she’s using etc. It is like getting kick from spying on people’s life. In this case, you don’t have to spy, it’s there for you to see. Exhibitionists complement voyeurs perfectly.

Actually, I want to write more about this blogger vs reader thing. But the clock is ticking closer to 5pm and being a punctual employee I must leave on the dot. We’ll talk about this again, depending on the response. *wink!* See ya!

ps: I can’t believe I came up with such crap. If you don’t understand this post, it’s okay. Me neither. *shrugs*

pss: Now that I really think about it hmmm.. I’m a bit of narcissist and exhibitionist. What do you think?

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16 Responses to “Your blog sucks donkey’s cock.”

  1. jeff lee wrote on Jul 23, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    hmmm…i must be a masturbator i guess…

    😛

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  2. Vijay Kumar Murugavell wrote on Jul 23, 2009 at 6:29 pm

    I am a Narcissist, the minute google alert tells me Bong wrote something about me , I quickly come to have a look : P

    I also know I can post rubbish pantun here without being censured by the blog owner.

    I sometimes make a cameo appearence as a trollinator in case some random BN supporting nut ends up here.

    OK, OK I better stop talking , then Bong will get angry.

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  3. sactyr wrote on Jul 23, 2009 at 7:52 pm

    LOL I don’t want personal stories Bong.. (that I can go read up Paris Hilton’s.. or rather watch.. ahem).. I want more politics stuff! More more! 😉

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  4. jeff lee wrote on Jul 23, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    forgot to say..your humor almost killed me…

    “Well, I can’t do much about my blog sucking donkey’s cock so as long as the donkey is happy I’m happy. You can take the donkey’s place if you want to be happy.”

    kekekekekeke 😀

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  5. bongkersz wrote on Jul 23, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    @jeff lee, I thought you should be familiar with my style of humor by now? 😀 hahahahaha! yucks, reading that part again.. sounds so so so so wrong!

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  6. bongkersz wrote on Jul 23, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    @Vijay Kumar Murugavell, you subscribe to blogs using Google Reader? 😛

    Keep the pantun coming man! I did a pantun post before and all the comments and replies are in pantun, almost had pantun overdosed due to that post. I don’t want to repeat that lol! Here is the post for your reading 😀

    Sweet 26? ROTFLMAO!

    BN nuts seldom make appearance here anymore sob sob. Must go for fishing trip!

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  7. bongkersz wrote on Jul 23, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    @sactyr, er.. sure you don’t want personal stories bro? 😛

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  8. zewt wrote on Jul 23, 2009 at 11:58 pm

    what if it’s a mixture… like me? :p

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  9. bongkersz wrote on Jul 24, 2009 at 12:05 am

    @zewt, it means that you are a confused blogger 😛

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  10. BaLQiZ wrote on Jul 24, 2009 at 8:08 am

    Aahh… I see you too have been visited by THE TROLLS (silent readers/anonymous commenter)!!

    I get em all the time. Sometimes they cause me to talk in my sleep but most of the time I just ignore em and hex em instead and the next time they read my blog, they WILL DEFINITELY SHIT in their pants. My curse is lethal. So beware all trolls!

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  11. jeff lee wrote on Jul 24, 2009 at 10:51 am

    @bongkersz, i thot so too at first..but like they say, one donkey’s meat may be another man’s poison…hmm..i wonder what donkey’s meat taste like… 😛

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  12. marise wrote on Jul 24, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA…..I actually love this one!!! 😀

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  13. Jinny wrote on Jul 24, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    Ugh, I liked! So clear and positively.

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  14. Oscar the Grouch wrote on Jul 25, 2009 at 11:31 am

    Years ago, I watched a porn film. The protagonist was a girl and a donkey. The plot was somewhat incoherent and messy.

    The title of your post, horridly enough, reminds me of that movie.

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  15. DeePo wrote on Jul 25, 2009 at 11:49 pm

    I always suspect blog readers who love personal blogs are into some kind voyeurism. The need to know more about someone, what he ate for lunch, where he went to during the weekend, who he’s dating now, what handbag she’s using etc. It is like getting kick from spying on people’s life. In this case, you don’t have to spy, it’s there for you to see. Exhibitionists complement voyeurs perfectly.

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    agreed with this statement….hahaha….i think dun reveal urself too much on the cyberspace is more safer…

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  16. Corporate Events wrote on Oct 6, 2009 at 10:44 pm

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