Ashleigh tagged me. I am having difficulties answering the questions because I am an innocent. uncorrupted and pure soul.. but I will try my very best! Before that, I have a confession to make. I am suffering from Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) or famously known as Multiple Personality Disorder (MPD). It is not a life threatening disease, so you don’t have to worry about me. It is not contagious, so you still can ask me to go mamak with you and we can share roti canai and maggi goreng.
I have many alter egos – the real deal, the blogger, the sensitive, the exhibitionist, the metrosexual, the slave, the gambler, the tattoo freak, the smart pant, the dumb fuck, the lazy ass.. I lost count, once I tried giving names to them like Harry, Johny, Horny, Terry, Sally, Garry.. but I end up confusing myself. I like my alter egos, it is an advantage, having so many ‘me’ at perusal, given the many environments and situations I would face in my everyday life.
The following questions, it may not be the real me answering, but my alter ego(s), so I may not be myself at times.
Favourite Porn stars:
The real me (the good, innocent, pure and uncorrupted one) never watch porn. I need to ask Horny to answer this. *reaching deep into my inner chakra* (I learned how to open my chakra through this self learned book ‘Yoga for Idiots’. Warning: Yoga could deviate your belief, if you have any)
Horny Bong: OMG I love porn! I watched my ‘accidental’ porn at 10, when I went to a friend’s house to play poker. He was watching ‘Madonna on the rock’ (the scene was on a big rock next to the river) when I came. I mean, when I came into the house. Ever since then, I sort of become an expert on porn, spending much time analysing porn for the good of mankind. I secretly wish to be a porn reviewer, if you happen to have or know any vacancy for the job, please touch contact me.
Back to the question, my favourite porn star would be Azumi Kawashima. She’s damn ‘kawaii’ neh! Ehem, google at your own risk, and please don’t do it at work.
Money or Looks:
Money and looks. Why settle for one when you can have both?
Your favourite girlfriend of Hugh Hefner’s:
None. I dislike blonde girls with overly big boobs. What’s this thing with huge mammaries? I better get a milk cow if I want it ridiculously big. Most of the bunnies in Hugh Hefner’s massion look ‘fake’ to me, even the tits bouncing in a weird way. Ughh! Get real!
Which tastes better? Grape or Orange?
A girl with either Grape or Orange as her name tastes better. Haha! Grapes! It has something to do with the shape, and the colour and holding it in your fingers.. sucking and biting it. Oh, I love wine too!
With or “without lights” or candle sticks?
Candle sticks. Kinky!! *wink wink!*
Silk or cotton?
Silk, ever feel it running over your skin? Good as being touched by an angel. Ahaks!
Victoria Secret or Agent Provocateur?
Er, I never try any, yet. I will say Agent Provocateur simply because it has more balls, dramatic and daring than Victoria Secret. Bring it on girls!
Cartoons, simple, ribbons, or lace?
You mean, what I love to see? Because I don’t wear ribbons or lace. Simple is good. Cartoons for kids, it gives me a creepy paedo-ish feeling to see one wearing that, ribbons too girly and lace hmm.. lace is okay, I guess. Lace can see through mah! *salivating*
Top or Bottom?
I let you in charge so I say bottom! Ride me baby, ride me to the moon!
I just noticed the last few questions, more for girls no? Luckily I called upon Sally to answer for me. You know.. my other alter ego. Now, if you love the tag, do it. (Yes, NH I saw you dropping comment saying ‘The tag looks kinda fun’ so go do it haha!)