Toll – ol… (tolol)

Hectic days..tight deadlines, added with you only have a month to clear all your things.. fark it! The last I checked, I was handling 15 projects, so that takes a while for me to clean up my mess. I acted like an idiot these few days.

Last Monday,

I was driving from Shah Alam to Puchong, I used this Elite highway where I entered from Ebor toll plaza. After collected the toll ticket, I continued driving till I reached Seafield toll plaza. There were many vehicles queuing at the cash lanes, I was in a hurry so dengan selambanya.. I drove to the Touch N Go lane, took out my TNG card and… “tett titt” The screen showing ‘RM-25.00’ !!WTF? Negative balance???? Oh shit, I was not supposed to use my TNG card since I collected the toll ticket!! Hahaha! Yes, I did one damn farking dumb thing.. took my toll ticket and try to exit at TNG lane.. Kah! kah! kah! Luckily no cars behind so I reversed my car back to the place where I supposed to wait at the cash lane… Malu shiet!!!!

This morning..

Again at the toll plaza. I was at Batu Tiga toll plaza. There were many vehicles, both at the cash and TNG lane. This time I thought that my TNG still got balance.. because I remember there was still a balance of RM30 the last time I used it. And for Monday stupid incident, I thought that they never deduct any amount from my TNG card so I proceeded to the TNG lane. And… ‘tettt.. titt’ The screen showed ‘RM0.00’!! Cheebuy… die again this time. The worse thing is there were many cars waiting behind and I couldn’t reverse my car. Somebody started honking. I went out from my car, took a RM1.10, walked to the car behind..

Me : Sorry dude, can I use your TNG card? (flashing my handsome sheepish sorry ass grin…)
Dude : Er.. do you know that if you use your TNG card once, you need to wait for another 5 mins to be able to use it again at the same place?
Me : Oh.. you just wait another 5 minutes lah.. (lol…. hahahahahahaha!)
Dude : You want me to wait here for another 5 minutes? Sorry, you need to get help from the toll plaza staffs.
Me : Ok, thanks. Sorry about that.

So I waited for a while.. cars blasting their horns behind.. then this one lady, the staff came to me.

Staff lady : Apasal?
Me : Kad saya tak boleh lepas.. (Then I gave her the RM1.10 for the toll payment)

She did something with the gate, and off I went.. I sped fast!!!!!!!!!! Running away from the embarassing scene.. Kah! Kah! Kah!

Hmm… that’s not so embarassing right? πŸ˜› A friend of mine told me once, he stopped at this one toll plaza only to realize that his wallet got nothing. Not a single note. No coins in the coin box either. And he need to pay for the RM2.20 toll. So he went to the car behind and borrow RM2.20 to pay for his toll. He told the car driver that he will pay him back and asked for his details, but the guy kindly decline. No need to pay him back, he said. Hahahahahaha!

tolol – dumb

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4 Responses to “Toll – ol… (tolol)”

  1. Mandeep Gill wrote on Dec 6, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    hahaha looks like we both have up to idiocy lately.

    PLEASE don’t disappear again. i thought something happened to ya. lol. i’ve grown used to your hilarious posts and even more hilarious comments. πŸ˜€

    –> disappear? no no.. i will be around *wink wink!


  2. nono wrote on Dec 7, 2007 at 4:02 pm

    Charlie charlie..

    I think it is more “safe” to use cash lane kan?

    –> apa yang cali nya? haha! hmm.. biasa, pelupa bah aku tok. ya selalu kedak ya.


  3. Ah-Bong wrote on Dec 8, 2007 at 2:26 am


    that by far brother, made up my day. LMAO

    –> really? what’s up my man? going back to sarawak for christmas? chinese new year? lol.. my parents keep asking β€˜you book the air ticket yet?’


  4. nono wrote on Dec 8, 2007 at 4:38 am

    That anonymous is me.. πŸ™‚
    Bodoh giler… πŸ˜›


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