The Flaccid Mind Politicos Caption Contest 1: Obama meets Jamaluddin Jarjis

I provide the photo. You do the caption. Best caption wins… nothing. Yet.

JJ: May I?

Obama: NO! Don’t you dare! *covers*

ps: TCMPCC sounds good. LOL!

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27 Responses to “The Flaccid Mind Politicos Caption Contest 1: Obama meets Jamaluddin Jarjis”

  1. abi wrote on May 11, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    So..did he blow her up?


    bongkersz Reply:

    @abi, no.. she blown him.. with a straw.


  2. ahpooki wrote on May 11, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    OOoo..are you the sultan of bolehland?


  3. walski69 wrote on May 11, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    Does everyone in your country slouch like you do?


  4. vertigo wrote on May 11, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    gosh *facepalm* – is this photo real?


    bongkersz Reply:

    @vertigo, it is real my friend…


  5. alphadm wrote on May 11, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    obama : wtf do you want hornbill ?
    JJ: we need more c4..
    obama: just fuck off from here shorty..


  6. lulu wrote on May 11, 2010 at 8:45 pm

    my kids would like to borrow your costume for halloween


  7. WLH wrote on May 11, 2010 at 8:49 pm

    Obama : Wassup…. with you and your country?


  8. Kamal wrote on May 11, 2010 at 9:12 pm

    ”So, Mr Jarjis, when’s the circus leaving town? “


  9. pilocarpine wrote on May 11, 2010 at 9:29 pm

    O: Why the big undergarment?
    JJ: Just re-circumcised… *ouch*
    O: oo.. ouch..


  10. Jacq wrote on May 12, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    Man in dress: I come in peace…
    O: From which century ago…?


  11. zewt wrote on May 12, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    havent u heard of this one…

    OB – I heard in your country, Najis means shit.

    Jarjis – yes

    OB – Then what does your name mean?


  12. Malay wrote on May 12, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    “May I get you a change of clothes?” before I die laughing??????


  13. Malay wrote on May 12, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    “Don’t you have anything more ridiculoys to wear?”


  14. Malay wrote on May 12, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    “The cleaners didn’t get your clothes back on time?”


  15. Malay wrote on May 12, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    “Do all your countrymen dress like this?”


  16. Malay wrote on May 12, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    “When do I come in laughing?”


  17. LadyBird wrote on May 12, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    jj:*talking to himself-wwwoooo i din know obama is this tall*

    obama: yes jj, how may i help you?

    jj: do you happen to have any ‘seat’ left for me in your cabinet? errr..perhaps can create one for me?

    obama: rest assure, with this kind of outfit, there are plenty of vacant seats at hollywood. thank you for coming. you may go now.


  18. Cyril wrote on May 13, 2010 at 1:22 am

    JJ: Wanna see? I can pull it out for you.

    Obama: Not really. I’ve mine tucked in nicely.


  19. cooknengr wrote on May 16, 2010 at 8:01 am

    My birth certificate is in Indonesia…you numb nut.


  20. Birds Talking Too wrote on May 17, 2010 at 3:13 am

    Pssst…t,Now let me in on the ‘cigar lady’ thinggy. If you do, dinner is on me. We go to HOOTERS!


  21. Birds Talking Too wrote on May 17, 2010 at 3:19 am

    Part 2,

    “Errr.. your costume do match my desk sir,
    but the yellow ribbon is usually tied around an old oak tree! Our boys are coming back from Bangkok! Ha!Ha!


  22. ruyom wrote on May 31, 2010 at 3:59 am

    Many malays don’t like to admit it, but once upon a time, they were not Muslims like everyone else!

    Malays were part of the migration of Polynesian peoples whose original home was Yunnan in China to South East Asia in what is known as Philippines, Indonesia, Malaysia……….

    At that time the Orang Asli were already well settled in the malay Peninsula, so that makes them the most legitimate of the bumis.

    Malays were animists then for hundreds of years until Indians crossed Bay of Bengal to South East Asia and spread Indian and Hindu culture to the peoples there.

    Hence we had the great Hindu kingdoms which later also became Buddhist kingdoms of Langkasuka, Srivijaya, Majapahit – but main thing to note is that racially the peoples were malays and speak old malay language.

    Islam only came to South East Asia from 1400 after foundation of Malacca by Parameswara. Again from India crossed Bay of Bengal and spread Islam to South East Asia. Malacca sultans were among the first converts and the rest is history.

    Please note that the malays have been Muslims for only 600 years and have been Hindus/Buddhists very much longer – at least 2000 years. Malay culture is very much influenced by Hindu culture including Sanskrit words like the wayang kulit, raja, maharaja, etc.

    Unlike Javanese, who are proud of their Hindu/Buddhist past reflected in great empires like Srivijaya and Majapahit, malays are generally ashamed to dwell on their pre Islamic Hindu/Buddhist past.

    On the contrary some malays try to be like the Arab wannabes, trying to cleanse the malays of their Hindu/Buddhist past – in this even the songs and films of P Ramlee become victimized!

    If Islam had not come to South East Asia, malays would still be Hindus/Buddhists like the Balinese which is not a bad idea, as Balinese are considered very peaceful people.


  23. San wrote on May 31, 2010 at 4:06 am

    Bravo to all the cock & bull being written here!

    Sad to see Malaysians not accepting the facts that you are living because of non-malays and subsidies from the so called fair government which only take care of their own – malays (please do not call yourself bumis unless you are the aborigines from the jungle).

    Chinese are wealthy because they work 100% more than your lazy ass. They live on their own and not on your incentives. Nothing was given anyway.

    Cut the story short, face the fact and dance to the rhythm. Without the non-malays, you are nothing just as Dr M said before he stepped down from UMNO.

    (You do not even have your own culture and language, the bahasa has been copied from many such as the Portuguese, Spanish, Tamil etc.)

    By the way, tuan is Chinese! Wake up, you are living under the helm of 1Malaysia – 1Murderer!


  24. cool man wrote on May 31, 2010 at 4:19 am

    Know what malay pig? A suck babi hutan pendatang from Indonesia, pencuri of Tanah Orang Asli, should be caught by all the Chinese whom you have insulted.

    They will then pack you in a pig basket, parade you round Chinatown in KL, to let the Chinese pelt rotten eggs, throw shit and pour all the pig shit from the nearby pig farms on your head.

    Then let them take you out of your pig basket and roast you over an extremely hot fire until you become barbecued pork. After that chop your stinking carcass and leave it in the streets of rural for all those vultures and crows to feed on. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

    Why only malays? You think this country is yours alone? What has the government really done for the pribumis and the Orang Asli? Look at how Umno has screwed up Sabah Indonesians and Filipinos getting citizenship and enjoying the same benefits as you the moment they hop off the boat!

    You go ask the government to stop all that then I will stop thinking you are speaking through your asshole.

    Podah! You are nothing but a chauvinist malay pig like the rest.

    It seems like Malaysia is still not ready for globalisation because of a bunch of anti-social racist morons like you. Our country already independent for so many donkey years but sorry to see still got such shortsighted moron like you.

    Bangsa melayu failed in the past 30 years with lots of help from Umno but still failed! Then they blame the Chinese cheat la, marginalise them la, this la that la……….so much excuses! If you are pariah, forever you are pariah!

    If you malay pig race lazy, no matter how much with the government help, it will back to square.

    For me, I just speak up what I had observed and not like the malay race who is always jealous about other race success. Bad hearted.

    What the hell you ask all the Chinese to get out from Malaysia in your comment post? It is proven you are another racist moron bastard!

    Malay failure is the fact! It has been happened since 30 years ago and not just now. If you keep on denying it proven again you are just another loser or hypocrite!

    Truth – what is so proud of asking Chinese to be like your kind of robbers, liars, cheaters in Malaysia? Kaum tongkat yang langsung tak tahu malu! Yes, you motherf***ker are stupid, lazy, fanatic, thus you need tongkat forever! Dick head!

    Kaum tongkat still can survive in most of the zoos overseas. See the UPM red shirt “Orang Utan”. At least they could be the laughing stock to this world.

    If malays with 50% population in Malaysia none of them success, then I reckon you jump to the sea. That so!

    Once again, with you racist pig moron, Malaysia wouldn’t go far as far as globalisation is all about!

    You are truly one of those Umno babi hutan with shit plastered all over your brain and fulfilling Hang Tuah policy in reverse! With babi hutan like you whose brains are filled with tahi babi – it would be melayu akan hilang di dunia!


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