What a way to start my Friday morning!
I was waiting for my morning bus when I received a sms from Suituapui.
“… tell bongkersz that his blog has been hacked by two ppl. Koders and 3xTorT are the fella… from daniel liew“
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I lost my watch. Yes, I LOST my watch! 
I went back home from work last Thursday, wanted to open my room windows. When I unlocked one of the window and pushed it out using my left hand, the watch on my wrist ‘collided’ with the window grill and it just slipped off, down to the ground, 16 floors below. I went down to look for it immediately. There is a small garden/green area exactly below my unit – the place where I thought my watch dropped. I searched for watch for nearly half an hour and I gave up.
The watch is nowhere to be seen, I looked like a fool squatting down there ‘flipping’ the grasses, looking up at my unit and trying to estimate the trajectory of a dropping watch, calculating the wind speed and the weight of the watch to gauge where it possibly landed. No, I never do any funny calculation to look for the watch hehe. (Maybe I should???)
I search twice, maybe more at the area. Friday and Saturday, heck now every time I pass by that area I will stand there and try to see the ‘gleaming’ watch hahahaha! Too bad, it is nowhere to be seen. I do not even know if the watch still there or somebody found it. The watch is not cheap, if pawn it can feed me for 2 months 
Anyway, things come and go. I learnt my lesson, need not to say. Oh, I truly understand the meaning of looking for a needle in a haystack now 
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I messed with the blog layout, changed and tweaked few things. It is getting boring looking at the same layout and seeing your friends’ blog getting a makeover. If you are observant enough you will notice some of the changes; other than the obvious changes of background and font colour, font type, borders etc.
1. I installed the threaded COMMENT box so you can reply to any commenter if you want to do so, email will be sent to you if anyone reply to your comment, how cool is that? 
So you are forced to come back and have a look at what he/she/it says.. Muahahaha!
Yes, I very much appreciate those who will drop comment after reading my blog. At least tell me my entry is boring, sucks so I have something to read. Right? 
2. I changed the plugin for recent comments, I got it from NoktahHitam. I can’t help but envy his new theme haha so I curi curi copy some of his things.
3. I put in the navigation for ‘previous entry’ and ‘next entry’ for the single post. If you are in a single post, you will see on top the post, there are links to the next post and previous post. 
4. I added Twitter Updates to the blog so I can do short updates on the go for this blog. I already signed up for it quite some time, since I started blogging in my old wordpress.com blog I think. Since NoktahHitam, Melbie, Man-D, Nono, Ah Lost and other friends also ‘twitting’ now, it is like having a small chat room for ourselves
It is a good tool to keep your friends updated on you. Perfect for narcissistic suckers! You can get my updates at here or you just check the ‘Wazzupp!!’ box on your right. Get yourself a Twitter and join in the fun!! 
So any comment on the changes I did? Do you like my choice of colour, font? I totally art-blind, not an artsy guy so I appreciate any comment 
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I hate Mercumaya.net! I spent last 2 days working on my blog and I was fed up with the pathetic server. The server damn lousy, every now and then down, disturbing my work especially when I wanted to apply or view the changes I have done, it is so farking annoying. Grrrr.. 
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Ehem, I have a new religion and I am the prophet. See what I did in Facebook? We were discussing about Scientology, Tom Cruise, Ron L. Hubbard etc. and a friend came up with this. I then wrote a note and post it on my profile
The Religion of the Invisible Pink Unicorn
Thou shall not question how unicorn can be pink when is invisible. That shows lack of faith in the creator.
Thou shall not forcefully impart religion onto others.
Thou must be narcissistic.
Thou must be nihilistic.
Thou must be hedonistic.
Everyone is born bi-curious.
Ps: Chian, I am recruiting for the religious hedonistic dirty dancing ritual. No need to thank me. Phew, being a prophet is a hard job! ROTFLMAO!
So anyone want to join? The best comment I received for the note:
Praise be to the Almighty Pink Unicorn! Hallejujah Long Live Invisible Pink Unicorn!
AIPU AIPU AIPU AIPU AIPU (Almighty Invisible Pink Unicorn) Chant this 5 times a day, 10 times each and you will receive nihilistic, narcissistic blessings including all things hedonistic from the honourable creator Himself! May his force be with us all…Praise be to our AIPU.
YOMEN.
Let’s Spread the Hate,
Sister Angeline Jo Lee 
Ok we are crazy bunch of friends joking around, please do not take it seriously..
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I am going for a short break, away from this blog starting tomorrow. I will still check on the comments and do short updates using Twitter. May the Force be with you!
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Noktah Hitam is revamping his blog theme. I am thinking to do the same too, but I have lousy IT skills so forget about it muahahahaha! Sticking too long to one theme is kinda boring. I love this Black and White theme very much. Simple and neat and customizable really, just me not so good in doing it without messing the whole layout 
. I am thinking to put up a banner for this blog, see if I know my way around the codes 
I edited my old banner* using Paint.
I was shocked yesterday when I cannot access my blog in the evening. 
At first, I thought the server was down again (damn it! ) so I check Cibol’s and Melbie’s blog because they are using the same hosting provider as mine. Their blogs were accessible! Then I tried to log in the Wordpress admin page and was greeted with a message - ‘The database is outdated. Please update bla bla bla’. Cheebuy! I just upgraded my Wordpress to the latest version last week, damn I must did something wrong during the installation? So I googled here and there, pm-ed few friends.. went to the Cpanel to check the codings (I tak paham sangat pun..) and I messaged Noktah Hitam on Gmail. He was not around to reply at that time, so I continue to do what shits I also had no idea at that time.
Then maybe because of divine intervention, I could access the main page again! Hurray!! Finally!! Wait… I couldn’t access any of the blog entries. I could see only the main page, but when I clicked on the entries, I received another stupid message ‘Page not found bla bla bla’. I keep on trying and clicking like a mad man. Imagine the frustration.. it is like a boxer trying to scratch his itchy balls but he cannot. 
End of the story, when I was about to give up (I was thinking, fark it! Just start from scratch again lah! I still have the backup for some entries. ) suddenly all went back to normal. Relieved!! Noktah Hitam replied me in Google Chat then asking what was wrong but I said nothing wrong, everything is good now.
Conclusion :
1. I still have no idea what happened.
2. I still have no idea what I did or did not to solve it.
Moral of the story :
1. Do backup of your blog.
2. Do backup of your blog.
3. Do not panic. Wait for few hours, go watch movie, oogle at chicks, grab a coffee what ever then come back and check again. Most of the time this thing happens due to crappyshittysmellyrottenfuckup server problems.
ps: sorry, emoticons overdosed, couldn’t resist.
*old banner done by Lola.
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I am in love with Noktah Hitam’s emoticons! 
I see many bloggers also using the emoticons. I think the emoticons are so damn cute and irresistible so I decided to use it on this blog Lawa giler!!!!! 
Cool blog must use cool emoticons hehe! Apa tunggu lagi! Cepat dapatkan emoticons anda sekarang!
ps: Thanks to Noktah Hitam for the cool emoticons!
pss: You guys can get the cute emoticons at here
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