Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 837 views
Dr Chan advises public to put off events that pull crowds to confined spaces
KUCHING: Organisers of events that draw large number of people to confined spaces were yesterday urged to postpone their events for the time being due to an increase in Influenza A (H1N1) cases.
“To minimise the risk (of spreading the flu) as much as possible, please defer big events,” Deputy Chief Minister Datuk Patinggi Tan Sri Dr George Chan told a press conference here.
However, Dr Chan, who is the State Disaster Relief Committee chairman, said the Rainforest World Music Festival (RWMF) scheduled this weekend would go on as scheduled.
“We decided to hold it and the Health Department is deploying staff from the other divisions to have added precautions imposed during the Rainforest (RWMF).
“We will provide festival goers with face masks, clinic facilities and thermal scanner at the venue,” he said.
Last week, Dr Chan said public gatherings and functions in the state could be banned by the government if there was a case of local transmission of H1N1.
He said the ban would be necessary to contain the spread of the disease.
(Source: Borneo Post)
Hey old man, to fuck or not to fuck?
Mastering the art of ‘talking using your backside’ is a must for anyone who inspires to be a politician like George Chan. So, learn from the best!
If you think partying with one hand holding your drink, face covered with mask, thermal thermometer stuck in your ass is fun, then Rainforest World Music Festival 2009 is definitely something to look for this weekend! (July 10 – 12). See you there!
I can’t wait to see photos and videos of the mask wearing crowd dancing to the tune. What an orgy fest!
ps: IMO, I think the threat of H1N1 is overated, exaggerated and blown out of proportion. But, who I am to say so when WHO claimed otherwise?
pss: Sorry Ladybird, I cannot join you for this RWMF. Thank you very much for the invitation and offer anyway. Have fun!
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Sunday, June 8th, 2008 1,613 views
Word of the day:
*Lanjiao
lan jiao is Hokkien dialect (one of many clans of chinese)
1. lan jiao = dick, penis
2. lan jiao = also can mean “blue bird” lan = blue, bird is jiao
3. lan ciao = expression of disagreement with an opinion
Popular use of the word and combination use for name calling
lan jiao bin = dick face
lan jiao tao = dick head
Now, go use it one that someone you hate..
Today RTM 1 news, 1pm:
“Bukan harga minyak yang dinaikkan tetapi subsidi minyak yang telah dikurangkan, inilah yang GAGAL difahami oleh rakyat” (It is not the oil price that increases but the oil subsidy that has been reduced, and this is what the people FAIL to understand.) <– Memang ayat power giler!!!
While the government are telling us that passing on the oil price increase to consumers is an unavoidable step, I really doubt that they understand what the price increase means to the man on the street to these group of elitists.
The people who are truly affected by this price increase are those who pay for their petrol from their own pockets, like yours truly. Those whose fuel is paid for by their employers – be it corporate fat cats or senior government servants and ministers – the price increase is merely a concept. It means nothing to them. For they have petrol allowance, entertainment allowance, fucking parking allowance, travel allowance, all sort of allowance and yes.. you and me, the average joes on the street are paying for them.
They do not need to get stuck in the jam because they have ‘hell riders’ opening road for them. Damn I hate those ‘hell riders’, blasting their horns and waving you aside to give way to their bosses, comfortably sitting behind tinted glasses of their cars. They tell us to use the public transport, but are they really aware of the pathetic state of our public transportation? IF the contents of this email I received can be treated as facts, no wonder they are making no big fuss:
Slip Pendapatan Bulanan bagi Menteri Penuh Malaysia termasuk Ketua-Ketua Menteri:
1. Gaji Pokok RM18,000
2. Elaun Keraian RM10,500.00
3. Elaun Perumahan RM10,800.00
4. Elaun Wakil Rakyat RM10,650.00
5. Elaun parking RM 5,700.00
Jumlah pendapatan bulanan RM55,650.00 yang wajib diterima sama ada sakit atau tidak bekerja:-
Lain-lain kemudahan
1. Bercuti keluar negara sekali setahun terutama selepas persidangan Dewan Negara- semua perbelanjaan ditanggung oleh kerajaan termasuk tiket penerbangan, hotel, duit poket sebanyak RM50,000.00. Kalau tidak bercuti keluar negara seorang menteri boleh menuntut sebanyak RM50,000.00 tanpa resit.
2. Bil letrik percuma ditanggung oleh kerajaan Malaysia
3. Bil Air percuma ditanggung oleh kerajaan Malaysia
4. Bil telefon percuma ditanggung oleh kerajaan Malaysia
5. Peruntukan perkakasan dapor/perhiasan rumah dll boleh dituntut setahun sekali sebanyak RM40,000.00
6. Sebuah kereta Mercedes S320, di lengkapi dgn telefon bimbit,satu pemandu,minyak percuma.Kalau guna khidmat pemandu kementerian, dapatlah duit percuma.
7. Semua pemberian derma seperti kepada perkahwinan, kematian,atau pemberian kepada badan kebajikan kebajikan boleh dituntut.
8. Boleh mengadakan rumah terbuka setiap hari raya, segala perbelanjaan ditanggung oleh kerajaan. Kebiasaan Menteri menuntut sebanyak RM400,000.00
9. Setiap menteri biasanya tuntutan mereka sebanyak RM45,000.00 semua elaun perbelanjaan tidak termasuk elaun-elaun dalam slip pendapatan bulanan.
Slip Pendapatan Bulanan Bagi Timbalan Menteri ialah:-
1. Gaji Pokok RM15,000
2. Elaun Keraian RM9,500.00
3. Elaun Perumahan RM9,800.00
4. Elaun Wakil Rakyat RM10,650.00
5. Elaun parking RM 5,700.00
Jumlah pendapatan bulanan RM50,650.00 yang wajib terima samada sakit atau tidak hadir bertugas.
Dan Menteri:-
1. Pengerusi syarikat/lembaga jabatan kerajaan
2. Pengerusi syarikat swasta yg dilantik
3. Pedapatan dari syarikat persendirian seperti kontrak dan lain-lain
4. Pendapatan dari kroni-kroni peribadi
5. Saham yang diberi khas oleh kerajaan sebanyak 300,000 unit setiap masa.
6. Tidak termasuk dari pendapatan luar negara
7. Lain-lain sumber
Kata pemberi maklumat (penghantar emel tersebut) diatas adalah berdasarkan tangga gaji seorang menteri pada tahun 1999 dan pada pendapatnya terdapat sedikit sebanyak perubahan sehingga sekarang.
If Pak Lah and his cabinet is so sympathetic and concern about the rakyat, please – instead of giving empty words of sympathy, that you understand how difficult it must be, but we have to tighten our belts and change our already pathetic lifestyle, WHY DON’T the cabinet ministers all take a pay cut. It will definitely save the government some money, and sure at least it will show the rakyaat that you too are feeling the pain.. WALK THE TALK!
Pak Lah, TALK IS CHEAP…do the right thing – take the pay cut! DON’T TALK COCK!
MARI KITA UBAH CARA HIDUP BERSAMA-SAMA! That means, no playing with C4s, no orgy on the private yachts, no flying around on personal jets, no grand celebrations or lavish receptions for ministers, no fancy car plates for ministers, and tell your ministers to settle their car summonses (Ali Rustam once had 22 unpaid car summonses for his official cars and in 2002, it was reported high ranking officials from most of Malaysia’s 14 states have failed to settle more than 1,000 traffic summonses worth more than RM100,000)
ps: Mom called me and complained that price of rice has increased almost 200% since last 3 months. 
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