*Kavilan tagged me in Facebook. I already did the tag in Facebook and this is for the blog.
Syarat-syarat :
1. ‘Tag’ dijawab dalam Bahasa Melayu sahaja.
2. Tag orang yang telah men’tag’ anda
3. Tag orang yg anda mahu tag.
Sila jawab soalan-soalan ini dalam Bahasa Melayu sahaja.
0. Apakah yang anda sedang lakukan 30 minit yang lalu?
Saya makan roti cecah kari ayam, bihun goreng, nasi putih, sayur campur, minum air barli dan sirap ribena. Rakan-rakan pejabat membawa hidangan masing-masing untuk sesi makan tengahari bersama.
1. 2 jam yang lalu?
Melayari Mukabuku, Ciap (mengikut terjemahan 8TV tempoh hari), Minda Kendur dan belog rakan-rakan sambil menyiapkan lukisan kejuruteraan menggunakan AutoCAD.
3. Minggu lepas
Saya digoda oleh seorang mak nyah ketika saya melepak di kelab malam. Nasib baik radar pengesan jantina saya berfungsi dengan baik pada malam tersebut dan kebetulan ada seorang pelancong asing yang gatal dan sedikit rabun menggantikan saya sebagai mangsa. Oh, saya menindik telinga kiri saya minggu lepas dengan harga RM5.
4. Tiga lagu yang boleh anda dengar berulang-ulang kali
Harapan -- Fazli Zainal (lagu tangkap leleh)
Siapa Di Hatimu -- Rahmat (lagu tangkap leleh juga)
Cinta Pantai Merdeka -- Tropika (lagu jiwang karat, sesuai untuk Hari Kemerdekaan tidak lama lagi)
5. 3 binatang yang anda tak suka
Bung Mokhtar Radin -- saya meluat dan benci binatang yang hodoh, bodoh dan kurang ajar.
Tajuddin Abdul Rahman -- saya meluat dan benci binatang yang sial, tolol, bahalul dan biadab.
Nazri Aziz -- saya meluat dan benci binatang yang kuat mengampu, bebal, bangang dan goblok.
*Saya hendak bubuh gambar binatang-binatang ini tetapi mereka terlalu jijik untuk ditayangkan
6. 5 fakta tentang anda
: Saya seorang yang pemalu. (pengakuan ikhlas dan jujur)
: Saya lebih tampan dari anda. (tidak syak lagi)
: Saya suka menulis. (anda sudah sedia maklum)
: Saya semakin boroi. (ini status yang yang terkini, antara puncanya, sila rujuk soalan 0.)
: Saya sentiasa ghairah.
7. Tahun depan mungkin
… masih seorang jurutera keparat yang kopak sekiranya saya tidak kena pertaruhan nombor ekor untuk membolehkan saya menjadi jutawan segera.
8. Saya tak reti
… membuat roti canai.
9. Saya pandai
… makan roti canai pakai tangan.
10. Kawan saya
… lebih banyak yang bukan berbangsa Cina.
11. Saya ada
… banyak angan-angan.
12. Saya seorang
… yang peramah, sopan santun, berbudi bahasa dan berakhlak mulia.
13. Adik saya
- sudah kahwin dan mempunyai seorang anak.
14. Saya tak pernah bosan dengan (senaraikan 4)
: TV.
: buku.
: internet.
: seks.
15. Bilakah pertama kali anda bercinta?
- Suatu ketika dahulu semasa saya masih muda, sarat deagan hawa nafsu dan perasaan penuh ghairah.
16. Perkara yang selalu orang tak percaya tentang anda
- Saya tidak pandai membaca dan menulis dalam Bahasa Cina.
17. Saya rindu
- diri saya yang tidak boroi suatu ketika dahulu..
18. Saya tak sabar
- untuk habis kerja supaya boleh balik rumah dan tengok TV.
20. Siapa yang anda mahu tag?
- Sesiapa saja yang faham Bahasa Melayu dan bersemangat untuk membuat ‘lencana’ (tag) ini. Anda rasa Bahasa Melayu anda sudah cukup hebat? Cubalah kalau berani!
kan sheng ming xiang zhen feng
bao bu zhu de tong suo yi jin wo shuang shuo
tai qi tou na liu xing ban de xiao rong
zhi bu guo zhui luo zai xin zhong
tian kong hui lie feng wo jian tou
tian shang de ai na me jiu
jiu bu pa pang tuo
yong yan lei qing he kua guo le
jian xin zhe yi shan men hou
zhen de you tian guo
wei le ni er huo wei le ni er meng
wei le ai wo hui cheng dao zui huo
dang shi jie dou wu you shou zhu ni de ren shi wo
wei le ni er huo wei le ni er meng
shang hen zai shen xin wu fa hua po
gen ming yun zai ni liu jiu suan cuo le
ye bu tui hou wo
bu shan duo zai jing ji bian bu zhong
na shang kou hui kai chu hua duo
tian kong hui lie feng wo jian tou
tian shang de ai na me jiu
jiu bu pa pang tuo
yong yan lei qing he kua guo le
jian xin zhe yi shan men hou
zhen de you tian guo
wei le ni er huo wei le ni er meng
wei le ai wo hui cheng dao zui huo
dang shi jie dou wu you shou zhu ni de ren shi wo
wei le ni er huo wei le ni er meng
shang hen zai shen xin wu fa hua po
gen ming yun zai ni liu jiu suan cuo le
ye bu tui hou wo
ps: Just to let you guys know, I am still alive and rocking hard! Still tired from the short trip to KL and Sungai Petani, Kedah. Met many wonderful people. Love you guys.
pss: This tag is a very simple, and quite fun to do. Some of you already been tagged in Facebook by me, so you can just skip this. The rest, if you have NBTD, let’s get down to business. Nasty. Brutal truth. Bring it on!
1. Where you and I met?
2. How long have you known me?
3. The last time we saw each other?
4. Your first impression of me upon meeting/seeing me?
5. Am I funny?
6. What’s my favorite music?
7. Choose 5 words that describe me the most .
8. Have you ever hugged me?
9. If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be?
10. Tell me 1 of my weakness ?
11. Where do you think I will be in 25 years?
12. What is the most memorable event that spent with me, you can never forget?
13. Will you re-post this so I can fill this out for you?
pss: Laziest post ever. Less than 2 min to publish.
Ashleigh tagged me. I am having difficulties answering the questions because I am an innocent. uncorrupted and pure soul.. but I will try my very best! Before that, I have a confession to make. I am suffering from Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) or famously known as Multiple Personality Disorder (MPD). It is not a life threatening disease, so you don’t have to worry about me. It is not contagious, so you still can ask me to go mamak with you and we can share roti canai and maggi goreng.
I have many alter egos – the real deal, the blogger, the sensitive, the exhibitionist, the metrosexual, the slave, the gambler, the tattoo freak, the smart pant, the dumb fuck, the lazy ass.. I lost count, once I tried giving names to them like Harry, Johny, Horny, Terry, Sally, Garry.. but I end up confusing myself. I like my alter egos, it is an advantage, having so many ‘me’ at perusal, given the many environments and situations I would face in my everyday life.
The following questions, it may not be the real me answering, but my alter ego(s), so I may not be myself at times.
Favourite Porn stars:
The real me (the good, innocent, pure and uncorrupted one) never watch porn. I need to ask Horny to answer this. *reaching deep into my inner chakra* (I learned how to open my chakra through this self learned book ‘Yoga for Idiots’. Warning: Yoga could deviate your belief, if you have any)
Lochoe started this killer tag, and the general response from those who did this tag, it’s a F-damn-tough tag to do. This tag is hard to do, especially if you have strings attached (read: in a relationship, married) Another reason is, it requires digging the past (sometimes it can be painful) and having a lot of courage, honesty and truthfulness to complete this tag. Put it this way, there are things we want to forget, and there are things we want to keep to ourselves, right? (and hidden from the rest, forever?)
So, Syam of Aeropama.com tagged me because he spent 4 torturing hours to complete his ’story’ and he wants me to endure such pain as well. Fine, let me try my very best.
“I am mentally healthy, I have no injuriesand I will not commit suicide,” - Must let all friends, family know about this, to be safe :D 2 days ago
Namawee: “I am mentally healthy, I have no injuries and I will not commit suicide,” http://bit.ly/bSVUGD <-- hahaha! cheeky fella. 2 days ago
What say U? @NajibRazak RT @timmysay: Pn. Siti Insyak shud b given d same coverage as Namawee. A TASK FORCE shd b established to investigate 2 days ago
Jack Bauer! Huarghhh!! Chuck Norris is tough, but Jack Bauer is tougher. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.. 2 days ago
LadyBird: by looking at a glance on the road condition (based on the picture), it is much better as compared to miri-bakong road.... on The curse of the ’signboard’.
