The Flaccid Mind

Kiss ME!

I love this song very much. It was played on the famous teen drama Dawson’s Creek before, one of my favourite drama back then. Well I watched the drama because of Katie Holmes, hehe! The song also featured in the movie She’s All That, and I was crazy over Rachael Leigh Cook at that time. Remember Rockafeller Skank - Fatboy Slim? I first heard of the song in that movie.

“Right about now, the funk soul brother. Check it out now, the funk soul brother”

Ahaks!

Kiss Me - Sixpence None The Richer

Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress.

[Chorus:]
Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon’s sparkling
So kiss me

Kiss me down by the broken tree house
Swing em upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
We’ll take the trail marked on your father’s map

It is fun checking out the keywords people searched to come to your blog.. Just a fraction of the compilation I did…

Singapore arrived from sg.search.yahoo.comon “Entri Merapu Syiok Sendiri.. | The Flaccid Mind” by searching for ubat kuat tahan lama

Kuala Lumpur, Wilayah Persekutuan arrived from google.com.my on “Merdeka ‘crabby’ dinner and walking away | The Flaccid Mind” by searching forgay sarikei 

Brisbane, Queensland arrived from google.com on “Balls and Boobs Talk: Ultimate guide to gravity defying balls, both genders included. | The Flaccid Mind” by searching for gravity defying boobs.

Sungai Petani, Kedah arrived from google.com.my on “Soalan bocor kertas karangan Bahasa Melayu Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) 2009 | The Flaccid Mind” by searching for aku rogol amoi.

Now, which one of you searched the keywords above? Own up now! ROTFLSMDL!! 

ps: This post has nothing to do with previous post. Coincidences are plenty, especially in this blog. *wink!*

pss: My jaw is hurting… from chewing too much chewing gums..

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I Swear

Saiful Jambu - I Swear

I swear by the balls and the schlong in my pant
And I swear like a cheap whore that’s by your side

I see the bulging schlong in your pants
I know what’s weighing on your mind
You can be sure I know my butt

`Coz I’ll bend in front you through the nights
You’ll only make those painful thrusts
And though I make noises
I’ll never break your schlong

(more…)

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Malaysian leaders? A bunch of nincompoops!!

These are our leaders. Bunch of morons. Nincompoops.

In Penang, Health Minister Datuk Liow Tiong Lai said Anwar should have cooperated and undergone a DNA test.

He said it was normal for the police to seek DNA tests from suspects involved in rape and sodomy cases.

“As a responsible citizen, Anwar should have cooperated with the police.

“Nobody is above the law.”

I say : What THE FARK are you talking about?? Do you know the law well? If not I suggest to you just keep your smelly mouth shut. Do you aware that our law cannot compel or force anybody to give their blood samples? Yes, so much about ‘nobody is above the law’. Dumbass!

KUALA LUMPUR: Police decided to be “flexible” and released Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim on bail although the offence was a non-bailable case.

I say: Crap. Most offence are bailable including sodomy, only murder is a non-bailable. Flexible my foot.

Home Minister Datuk Seri Syed Hamid Albar said the police had yet to formally charge him with any crime.

I say: If there is no charge, why the police lock him up?? This is unlawful detention! Where is the police report?? You think Malaysians are dumb like you? For RM2 you can go to any police station and get a copy of the police report. No police report, no formal charge, why the need to detain him? No police report by itself tell the whole world there is no transparency, fabrication of the report is very possible.

“This issue with Anwar has been played up in the international arena and there have been various accusations flung at our Government. He’s done very well in ‘political play’.

I say: Syed Hamid should just resign for causing massive jam and wasting citizen’s money based on his gathered ‘intelligence’. Pak Lah should sack him because when people try to follow his wise advance to change their lifestyle, Syed Hamid Albar instead made their life miserable lifestyle, wasting their hard earned money on petrol stuck in the jam.

Heck if they treat Anwar case just like any other citizen case, following the standard procedures, nobody would ‘play’ the issue up in the international arena. Who sensationalised the issue when 15 police patrol cars with special squad wearing balaclavas were sent to arrest Anwar?

I shall dedicate this song to our beloved ministers, for THEY = PEOPLE = SHIT

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Unbreak My Heart…

Rainforest World Music Festival (RWMF) is happening today!!! A friend just sms-ed me from Sarawak Cultural Village that it is rainning cats and dogs there. Ehem, probably Kuching is not to happy to welcome this one big shot coming down to officiate the event. I will go to the event tomorrow afternoon Can’t wait to experience the fun!!!

It is time for another Friday’s post. Actually I want to put up the song ‘Addicted’ from Simple Plan, after my ‘Addict-ED‘ post that day, but I overheard this song that day and I was hypnotised by her voice again . I am a big fan of Toni Braxton. I love her husky voice. Er.. I have a thing for girls with husky voice.. (Please call me if you have such voice.. )

This song is the second biggest single by a female artist ever (after Whitney Houston’s I Will Always Love You) and it is from her best album and most successful album - Secrets.

Don’t leave me in all this pain
Don’t leave me out in the rain
Come back and bring back my smile
Come and take these tears away
I need your arms to hold me now
The night are so unkind
Bring back those nights when I held you beside me

Un-break my heart
Say you’ll me again
Undo this hurt you caused
When you walked out the door
And walked out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-break my heart
My heart

Take back that sad word good-bye
Bring back the joy to my life
Don’t leave me here with these tears
Come and kiss that pain away
I can’t forget the day you left
Time is so unkind
And life is so cruel without you here beside me

Un-break my heart
Say you’ll love me again
Undo this hurt you caused
When you walked out the door
And walked out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-break my heart
My heart

Don’t leave me in all this pain
Don’t leave me out in the rain
Bring back the nights when I held you beside me

Un-break my heart
Say you’ll love me again
Undo this hurt you caused
When you walked out the door
And walked out of my life
Un-cry that tears
I cried so many, many nights
Un-break my

Un-break my heart
Come back and say you love me
Un-break my heart
Sweet darlin’
Without you I just can’t go on
Can’t go on….

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OH MEIN GOTT!!! I’m Yours!!

Tonight..

I won’t hesitate no more, no more..

It cannot wait, I’m yours..

Well no no..

Well open up… and

Let me see…

I try to be chill but…

You are so hot that I melted..

I’ve been spending way too long checking my….

And bending over backwards just to try….

There’s no need to complicate

Our time is short..

This is our fate..

I’m yours… Ahhhhh.. I’m yours…

OH MEIN GOTT!!! I just butchered a beautiful song… I am so sorry… I love this song very much. I can’t stop listening to it.. Especially the intro part.. Yum yum… so ’summer-ish’..

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