My A-Z & Selamat Hari Gawai Dayak!

Friday, May 29th, 2009 1,492 views

I don’t normally do tag but, most of you already knew that. It takes forever for me to answer any tag and I seldom, almost never tag anyone. The tag would end at my blog, hahaha! Still, every now and then, I’ll make an exception. I see a tag I like, I’ll do it without you tagging me.

Foongpc said he doesn’t like tag too. But, he’s crazy enough to create his own tag. He even kind enough to include some word suggestions for anyone who wants to do the tag. It’s Friday and I am in a holiday mood, I’ll do the tag. (Cibol and Drumstick tagged me, I just found out)

The tag is called “My Favourite A-Z List”.

*Begin Copy Here*

INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Start copy from “Begin Copy Here” until “End Copy” to your blog.

2. List your favourites from A-Z.
For example, starting with the alphabet A, you can list down your favourite Actor, your favourite Anthem, favourite Aerobic exercise or even your favourite ABBA’s song. As long as it starts with the letter A.

Then move on to alphabet B. You can list your favourite Book, or Bag, or Blog, or even your favourite Boxer shorts! It’s entirely up to you!

Repeat the same with alphabet C, D, E and so on until Z.

If you can’t think of a word that starts on that particular alphabet, you may visit Foongpc’s Very First Blog for a comprehensive list of words.

3. Tag 7 people.

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Bong’s Favourite A-Z List

Ass – Jessica Alba’s

Body – Misa Campo’s

Car – Nissan Skyline GT-R
Dying method – Heart attack while having explosive sex.
Expletive – Cheebuy!
Fragrance for men – Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche
Game – Winning Eleven
Heroine – Liv Tyler in Armageddon

Ice Cream – Mc Donald’s Sundae
J-pop Celebrity – Leah Dizon

K-pop Celebrity – Son Dambi

Line – The night is the darkest just before the dawn.

Movie – Fight Club. I just watched Angels and Demons and Terminator Salvation this week. I think Terminator Salvation is awesome! And yes, Arnold is in it! Go watch!

Number – 016***1742
Order – Fried Kuay Teow without Taugeh and Clams
Part Time Job – Blogger cum Pimp
Quote – Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Right Hand – Mineules – 8 Rules of Fight Club

Song (at the time of writing) – Nobody by Wondergirl

TV show – 24

Uniform- Nurse’s uniform
V for Vendetta line – People should not be afraid of their governments. Goverments should be afraid of their people

Word – Narcissstic.
X-rated fetish – Dining at the V
Yoda line – Fought well you have, my young padawan
Zodiac – Sagittarius

I would like to tag my friends Rais Yatim, Najib Tun Razak, Khairy Jamaluddin, Bung Moktar, Hamidah Osman, Hee Yit Foong and Mahathir Mohammad. I decided to play by the rule this time, so I’ll tag Ladybird, Fi-sha, Pilocarpine, Kenn Leandre, atReyu, Lola and Mar. If you have NBTD then you can do the tag as well.

ps: Don’t forget to check out the videos hehe!

pss: I’m going back to Sarikei tomorrow! Later will drive to Bintulu, and stop for a night before continue on tomorrow morning. I may not update this blog next week, so here is wishing all my Dayak friends Selamat Hari Gawai Dayak! Gayu Guru Gerai Nyamai, Aram Kitai Ngirup Sampai Parai Lantang Senang Nguan Menua! Don’t drink an  drive and be safe.

Machine “Jem”? Rage Against the Machine!!!

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 898 views

I saw this when I was at the bank somewhere at Taman Megah last week. It was Saturday morning. Could not help to snap a photo haha! I actually saw a similar notice at another bank somewhere in Damansara Utama (Hint : Cibol is currently working at that bank :P ) but I did not take any photo, could not be bothered at that time. I am distancing myself from this blogger acute syndrome, every piece of shit also want to take photo then blog about it… Haha!

RHB : Sorry! Machine Jem!!! (Jem kepala hotak! Jem boleh makan, contohnya jem nenas, jem strawberi, jem durian…) 05.Apr. 08

Customer 1 : Hello RHB, How can this (happen?) every weekend at most of yr (your) busy branches? disgusting service! (very long ! haha)

Customer 2 : Don’t just say sorry, get it work!

Customer 3 : YOU ARE A DISGRACE RHB! WHAT KIND OF SERVICE IS THIS!

Serve them right! How many times you went to banks during weekend (the only time we are have free time to do all the banking shits) and found their machine not working?

** The note was for the cheque deposit machine. Why cheque deposit machine always break down?

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I received this in my Facebook wall. It is a fun read. Haha! Yeah, we are all suckers for these kind of things especially reading some good things about yourself, (although you probably know there are millions of people out there sharing the same ‘fate’ and ‘descriptions’) Anyway, do no take it seriously. It is good for laughs and therapeutic for your grotesquely inflated ego. ROTFLMAO!

1. ARIES – The Liar
(the Ram – 21 March – 19 April)
* A Flirt
* Outgoing.
* Lovable.
* Spontaneous.
* Not one to mess with.
* Funny.
* pritty good kisser.
* a little adorable.
* Loves relationships.
* Addictive.
* Loud.

2. TAURUS – The funny one

(the Bull – 20 April – 20 May)
* Aggressive.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
* Extremely outgoing.
* Loves to help people in times of need.
* AMAZING kisser.
* GOOD personality.
* Stubborn but a caring person.
* One of a kind.
* Not one to mess with.
* Usually are the most attractive people.

3. GEMINI – Irresistible

(the Twins – 21 May – 21 June)
* Nice.
* Love is one of a kind.
* Great listener.
* Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out, especially if someone comes between a friendship or relationship.
* Trustworthy.
* Always happy.
* Loud.
* Talkative.
* Extremely random and proud of it.
* Outgoing.
* VERY Forgiving.
* Loves to make friends.
* Has a beautiful smile.
* Generous.
* Strong.
* The Irresistible one.

4. CANCER – The Cutie

(the Crab – 22 June – 22 July)
* Most AMAZING kisser…Very high appeal.
* Love is one of a kind.
* Very romantic.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* Very creative.
* Outgoing.
* Extremely random and proud of it.
* Freak.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Spontaneous.
* Great at telling stories.
* Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it.
* Someone you should hold on to.

5. LEO – The Lion

(the Lion – 23 July – 22 August)
* Great talker.
* Attractive and passionate.
* Laid back.
* Knows how to have fun.
* Is really good at almost anything.
* GREAT kisser.
* Unpredictable.
* Outgoing.
* Down to earth.
* Addictive.
* Attractive.
* Loud.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Talkative.
* Not one to mess with.
* Rare to find.
* Good when found.

6. VIRGO – The One that Waits

(the Virgin – 23 August – 22 September)
* Dominant in relationships.
* Someone loves them right now.
* Always wants the last word.
* Caring.
* Smart.
* Loud.
* Loyal.
* Easy to talk to.
* Everything you ever wanted.
* Easy to please.
* The one and only.

7. LIBRA – The Sexy one

(the Balance aka the scales – 23 September – 23 October)
* Nice to everyone they meet.
* THE BEST in bed
* Their Love is one of a kind.
* Fragile
* Silly, fun,funny and sweet.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Have own unique appeal.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* However not the kind of
person you want to mess with…you might end up
crying.

8. SCORPIO – The Addicted Oversexed Power Freak
(the Scorpion – 24 October – 21 November)

* EXTREMELY adorable.
* Psychotic When fucked around with
* Great in bed
* Intelligent.
* Loves to joke.
* Very good sense of humor.
* Energetic.
* GOOD kisser.
* Always get what they want.
* Attractive.
* Easy going.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Talkative.
* Romantic.
* Caring.

9. SAGITTARIUS – The Promiscuous One

(the Archer – 22 November – 21 December)
* Spontaneous.
* High appeal.
* Rare to find.
* Great when found.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* So much love to give.
* Not one to mess with.
* Very attractive.
* Very romantic.
* Nice to everyone they meet.
* Their Love is one of a kind.
* Silly, fun and sweet.
* Have their own unique appeal.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* Not the kind of person you wanna mess with because you might end up
crying.

10. CAPRICORN – The Passionate Lover

(the Goat – 22 December – 19 January)
* Love to bust.
* Nice.
* Sassy.
* Intelligent.
* Sexy.
* Irresistible.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Great talker.
* Always gets what he or she wants.
* Cool.
* Extremely fun.
* Loves to joke.
* Smart.

11. AQUARIUS – Does It In The Water

(the Water Bearer – 20 January – 18 February)
* Trustworthy.
* Attractive.
* GREAT kisser.
* One of a kind.
* Loves being in long-term relationships.
* Extremely energetic.
* Unpredictable.
* Will exceed your expectations.
* Not a Fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it.

12. PISCES – The Exotic One

(the Fish – 19 February – 20 March)
* Caring and kind.
* Smart.
* Center of attention.
* High appeal ( aka dead sexy)
* Has the last word.
* Good to find, hard to keep.
* Fun to be around.
* Extremely weird but in a good way.
* Good Sense of Humor!!!
* Thoughtful.
* Awesome lover.
* Loves to joke.
* Very popular.
* Silly, fun and sweet

Oh, I am The Promiscuous One? *Nelly Furtado’s Promiscuous playing in the background* But then again I love to be in long relationships?? Muahahahaha!

ps: Which one is you? The Addicted Oversexed Power Freak?? Haha! We can be friends :p *wink wink!

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