Mohd. Khairul Azam Abdul Aziz seorang penipu besar yang bahlol. Meh lah debat dengan aku!

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009 2,248 views

Ini entri mencarut. Saya perlu melepaskan geram yang terbungkam di dada. Sila jangan teruskan membaca sekiranya anda masih suci murni seperti Makcik Madonna.

Hoi Khairul!

Kau memang bodoh sial. Bercakap pun tergagap-gagap entah apa-apa entah. Dah muka sekali tengok macam muka Khir Toyo sebelum botox + tempe treatment, tengok lagi macam bapuk Lorong Haji Taib. Bercakap bergoyang-goyang kepala dan badan macam sotong, geli-geleman aku tengok.

Mari kita tengok betapa bodoh dan dungunya si Khairul, ‘hero’ Pro-ISA ini.

“..iaitu semasa berdemonstrasi, banyak harta benda milik orang awam dan milik peniaga-peniaga sekitar Masjid India, Chow Kit, Jalan Tunku Abdul Rahman dan sebagainya telah rosak. Harta benda awam telah rosak, aaa termasuk juga harta benda awamlah, tong sampah rosak, telefon awam rosak… “

Amende ko cakap tu hah? Ko Melayu ke aper? Cakap tak betul, beri malu bangsa jer.

“.. Saksi kejadian adalah 27 juta rakyat Malaysia dan 7.3 billion warga dunia

Kepala hotak kau 7.3 billion. Ko pandai pakai internet tak? Hah, pergi baca kat Wikipedia.

As of 4 August 2009, the Earth’s population is estimated by the United States Census Bureau to be 6.775 billion.

Mana ko dapat lagi lebih setengah billion? Bapak ko bagi?

Ko faham ke Keluhuran Perlembagaan itu apa? Kedaulatan Undang-Undang itu apa? Jangan main sebut jer. Artikel 10 Perlembagaan Malaysia ko pernah baca tak?

Artikel 10 bagi Perlembagaan Persekutuan di Malaysia

(1)Tertakluk pada Klausa (2), (3) dan (4) -
(a) setiap warganegara mempunyai hak dalam kebebasan untuk berkata-kata dan ucapan;
(b) semua warganegara mempunyai hak untuk berhimpun dengan aman dan tanpa senjata;

(c) semua warganegara mempunyai hak untuk menubuhkan persatuan.

*Klausa (2), (3), dan (4) adalah sekatan-sekatan yang boleh dikenakan ke atas hak-hak dalam klausa (1) jika dianggap perlu untuk keselamatan negara.

Merbahaya? Ancaman kepada keselamatan negara?

“Eh, you seorang anak minta RM10 dengan bapak you, wajib ke bapak…”

Woi bodoh, polis bukan bapak rakyat, polis tu kuli rakyat lah! Rakyat yang bagi duit dengan polis suruh jaga keselamatan rakyat. Apa pulak rakyat yang jadi anak? Otak ko letak kat kepala lutut ke, Khairul?

“..Menteri tiada kuasa untuk menangkap orang di bawah ISA”

Seksyen 8 dalam Akta Keselamatan Dalam Negeri 1960 membolehkan Menteri Dalam Negeri mengeluarkan perintah tahanan selama dua tahun, tanpa melalui proses perbicaraan, terhadap mana-mana individu bagi tujuan mencegahnya daripada melakukan sebarang tindakan yang boleh mengancam dan memudaratkan keselamatan negara.Nampak sangat kau ni bahlol tahap keldai, Khairul. Keldai pun lagi pandai dari kau.

“Perompak dan penyamun di Malaysia berpesta sebab polis semua sibuk menjaga..”

“Hello polis, tolong ada orang curi rumah saya. Sorry lah polis semua sibuk”

Lawak ke? Apa tugas polis? Pukul orang awam yang berdemonstrasi secara aman? Tangkap penjenayah? Mana yang patut jadi keutamaan? Otak ko lembab macam span cuci pinggan mana lah tau ye? Er, macam mana nak ‘curi rumah’ tadi? Angkut?

“Saya dengan ini mengumumkan saya selaku (semua title haprak entah) saya dengan ini mencabar one by one debate dengan DS Anwar Ibrahim”

Yang ini memang lawak. Kalah lawak Zizan, kalah lawak Nabil Raja Lawak. Ukur kain di baju sendiri lah, Khai. One by one debate? English macam taik ada hati nak ’speaking’ seh! tak payah berdebat dengan DS Anwar Ibrahim, kalau menteri Umno macam Shabery Chik boleh berbuih mulut terkena penangan DSAI, aku rasa ko mesti muntah balik nasi kandar yang ko makan semalam. Tak pun tercirit terberak terkencing dalam seluar.

Tapi kalau hendak sangat berdebat, meh sini, berdebat dengan aku kalau rasa hebat sangat. Aku takder title-title hebat macam ko, tapi setakat berdebat dengan sotong kurap picisan macam ko ni bring it on!

“At the first place, kenapa engkorang ni semua, makcik-makcik tua, yang pakcik-pakcik..”

Kurang ajar betul engko ni Khairul. Ada mak bapak engko ajar macam mana nak bahasakan orang-orang tua macam makcik-makcik, pakcik pakcik? Sukahati ko jer panggil ‘engkorang’. At the first place kepala hotak ko. Sudahlah nak ’speaking’ tu, nampak terencat lah hoi!

“Sebelum tembak polis kena beri amaran..”

Kalau dah dasar penipu tu, memang tak boleh percaya.

Ada ke beri amaran?

“Saya pun perlahan-lahan pergi masuk balik dalam CM beli t-shirt Visit Malaysia RM1o”

Wah wah, nak temberang cakap pakai t-shirt Visit Malaysia lepas sekatan polis serah memorandum di Istana Negara. Penipu besar!

Polis nafi pro ISA berjaya lepas ke Istana Negara
03 Aug 2009 11:20AM

KL: Majlis Gabungan NGO Pembela Negara (Magaran) sama sekali tidak menyerahkan memorandum mempertahankan Akta Keselamatan Dalam Negeri (ISA) kepada Istana Negara sebagaimana didakwa oleh kumpulan pro-ISA kelmarin, kata polis semalam.

Ketua Polis Daerah Brickfields, Asisten Komisioner Wan Abdul Bari Wan Abdul Khalid menjelaskan penasihat undang-undang Magaran, Mohd. Khairul Azam Abdul Aziz telah ditahan polis kira-kira 7 petang kelmarin ketika mendekati kawasan Istana Negara.

Sehubungan itu tegas beliau, tahap kawalan keselamatan di kawasan Istana Negara juga tidak pernah dicerobohi.

“Memorandum kumpulan pro-ISA tidak pernah diserahkan (kepada Istana Negara), wakil Istana Negara juga tidak hadir untuk menerima memorandum,” katanya.

Jelas Wan Abdul Bari, apabila Khairul cuba untuk melepasi sekatan jalan yang dikenakan, beliau telah dibawa ke pusat subtaktikal berhampiran dan maklumat peribadinya diambil.

Katanya lagi, Khairul telah dilepaskan kemudian kerana beliau tidak memperlihatkan sebarang ciri-ciri mengancam keselamatan.

Kelmarin kumpulan pro-ISA berkata pihaknya bangga kerana berjaya menyerahkan memorandum kepada Istana Negara melalui pintu masuk belakang.

Memang kaki putar belit, siapalah yang bodoh sangat nak percaya kat ko ni Khairul? Sudah merepek tu, bagus balik rumah peluk bini. Sekarang, 1Malaysia dah tahu bahawa Mohd. Khairul Azam Abdul Aziz ini merupakan seorang pengkhianat parti, penipu, bodoh perasan pandai, bodoh tidak bertempat, bodoh dungu, bodoh keldai, bodoh tolol dan yang sejenis dengan yang bodoh-bodoh.

ps: Pheewwww, I’m feeling better now. Must be the haze.

pss: Yes, I stoop low to hit him below the belt. Er, must fight at same level no?

pss: FAQ on Internal Security Act (ISA) (in Bahasa Melayu)

Kerisman strikes again in his comeback as Home Minister, continuing the tradition of being dumb, ignorant, stupid and dungu.. wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 1,559 views

Flip flop flip flop!

Move to revisit 125 proposals lauded

Jun 22 - KUALA LUMPUR: The Home Ministry’s move to revisit the 125 recommendations by the Royal Commission to Enhance the Operation and Management of the Royal Malaysian Police in 2005 has received positive response.

Home Minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Hussein was quoted in a report in the New Sunday Times as saying that, in line with the aim to enhance the image and operations of the police force, he would be retracing the steps to see if the recommendations had been carried out and if they had made an impact.

Without going into details as to which recommendations he wanted to address, Hishammuddin said he was aware the people still had negative perceptions when it came to the police force and that police officers still had grievances that had to be looked into.

(Source: NST)

Home Minister backtracks on revisiting Royal Commission report on police

PUTRAJAYA, June 23 - Datuk Seri Hishamuddin Hussein said the Home Ministry will come up with a new strategy to boost public confidence in the police force, instead of revisiting the 125 recommendations made by the Royal Commission’s report on the police.

Two days ago, the Home Minister announced that he aims to enhance the image and operations of the force by revisiting the 125 recommendations made by the Royal Commission to enhance the operation and management of the Royal Malaysian Police in 2005.

The Independent Police Complaints and Misconduct Commission (IPCMC) was one of the key recommendations made by Royal Commission but was rejected by the police.

Hishammuddin was defensive when asked about IPMC and said it was unfair to target only the police.

“Why are we only looking at the police? That is totally unfair because it is sensational? Because it is something worth to write about?

“But there are a lot of things that you can write as far as KDN is concern and this is what I want to put the record straight within a very short period of time as I lead this ministry,” he said.

Hishammuddin was at Putrajaya International Convention Centre to hold a dialogue with Malaysian heads of mission at the 7th Heads of Missions conference.

The Home Ministry will also be setting up a new international division and research development division.

“The main thing is to ensure that whatever we do, we have to ensure the outcome to be internationally benchmarked. Just having output on paper will be meaningless, we need outcomes where the public can feel it,” he explained.

(Source: Malaysian Insider - no other local news carrying this piece of report, just MI)

I am sorry for Hishammuddin. It seems like much of the good nutrients went to his big nose instead of his brain. What an idiotic ass. Remember this? Not forgetting his infamous kissing the keris orgy fest. Why we always end up having idiots as our cabinet ministers, especially for the Home Ministry and Information Ministry? Why?????!

Our very own local hero,  Kerisman.

The sheer arrogance, stupidity, ignorance and heartless stand of  our cabinet ministers not only repulsive to snuff the confidence both local and international investors but also the average citizen on the street.

“..will come up with a new strategy to boost public confidence in the police force..”

What new strategy? We don’t need new strategy. Public lost their confidence in the police force because they see no concrete actions taken to improve the force and the tendency of our police force to act with prejudice and bias against opposition parties, leaders and supporters.

The resounding failure to implement and accept the suggestions by an independent royal commission created with an objective to study the problems faced by the police force and to check corruption, abuse of power and other serious malpractices in the police force is definitely one of the reason behind the low public confidence in the public force.

What is a better strategy than to follow the ready suggestions? To find a new strategy to get new suggestions? That’s so confusing. I really don’t understand this logic, well I shall blame myself for not having a big nose like Hishammuddin? Oh, don’t geddit? A high, wide forehead indicates intelligence, so in this case a big nose also indicates intelligence lah no? Big = good mah! Not true ah? Then big nose indicates what? HAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Laugh with me HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

So, Mr KerisHishammuddin Hussein Onn, let me quote you again:

“Why are we only looking at the police? That is totally unfair because it is sensational? Because it is something worth to write about?

Why you ask? First, we are NOT ONLY looking at the police. We are looking at many things – judiciary, rule of law, saccountability, governance etc. – that your miniscule dimwit brain cannot comprehend. Or else you wouldn’t send 900 cops and FRU personnel together with 2 water cannon trucks to “attend” DAP 43rd anniversary dinner, right?

Who in the right mind would send 1 out of every 100 police personnel in the whole of Malaysia to attend a  Father’s Day dinner?

2nd, are you so out of touch that Malaysians put security and safety as one of their paramount concerns? Are you so ignorant to address the deepest fears and concerns of Malaysians, regardless of race, religion or political affiliation, at the rise in the crime rate and the fear of crime, with their loss of the fundamental right to safety and security in the streets, public places and even the privacy of their home?

The police force is tasked to look after the safety and security of the citizens, so if we are not looking at the police, who should we look at? Shall we appeal to the triads and gangsters then? Ah Longs? Chicken rice sellers? Sensational or not, that’s beside the point and of course it is something WORTH to write about. Are you saying it’s not worth to write about this issue? What a blittering nincompoop!

“The Independent Police Complaints and Misconduct Commission (IPCMC) was one of the key recommendations made by Royal Commission but was rejected by the police.

Hishammuddin was defensive when asked about IPCMC and said it was unfair to target only the police.”

Why the recommendation to set up IPCMC was rejected? You did not provide any concrete reason, so please explain. Why so defensive when asked about IPCMC if our police force is efficient, effective and honest?  What’s is so bad about having an independent body to work as a check and balance to the police force?

Wait, I thought we ARE being fair to target only the police when we talk about IPCMC because it’s relevant to them? We can’t target others for example, foreign maids and their employers when we talk about IPCMC right? Not unless we are taking about a day off in a week suggestion. Get a dictionary and look up the word ‘relevant’, please?

Datuk Seri Hishamuddin Hussein said the Home Ministry will come up with a new strategy to boost public confidence in the police force….

The Home Ministry will also be setting up a new international division and research development division.

“Just having output on paper will be meaningless, we need outcomes where the public can feel it.”

Stop wasting our time and money on  setting up  a “new international division and research development division”. International division my foot. To boost up public confidence and gain their trust in our police force, you should do only one thing – to implement the recommendations by the Royal Commission to Enhance the Operation and Management of the Royal Malaysian Police and we will definitely FEEL it.

Of course we need outcomes, not just output on paper and that’s exactly why we want the recommendations (on paper) by the commission to be carried out, you fool! Why we need another “research body” which will provide more or less the same recommendations in the end? How are we going to “internationally benchmark the outcomes’” when simple thing like implement what has been suggested cannot be carried out? Just shut the crap up if you can’t do the job, Hishammuddin!

Well, if any of you have been paying attention to Hishammuddin’s career, all the ministries he was involved, you will observe that he had not contributed anything for the betterment of the ministry. He had all along been warming the seat, saying the right thing to his followers, polishing the leaders and also using the heritage line to advance his career.

What an useless piece of junk, just like his uncle. Hey, it runs in the family, maybe a disease gene passing through the generations? Oh so lucky, wheeeeeeeeee!

I’m not in love with my landlady

Friday, May 15th, 2009 319 views

It is Friday. It’s been a while since I write anything not so serious.

I was not feeling well this whole week. Starting on Sunday night, I was already having mild sore throat.  I blame the hot and erratic weather in Miri. It is so freaking hot at times, I spent most of the time wandering naked in my room. Back to the nature, the basics mah! Ooopss.. too much details. :grin:

Yes,  so damn hot, I put two fans in my room blasting directly at my kukujiao body. The worst thing was, the air I sucked in for the past weeks smelled so bad, as it was coming directly from the burning pits. It’s like walking around, puffing 20 ciggaretes  at a time. Fuck those stupid morons for burning craps and add to the worsening hazy, hot weather.

I need to rant a little bit about my landlady. She’s so grumpy, I hope if I am at her age and behaving like her, my friends will give a me hand by putting me to sleep. Well, perhaps I should go to Switzerland, I heard euthanasia is legal there.

Okay, the weather was damn hot (Er, been repeating that for few times now like a nagging housewife, ahaks!), so there were times when I was out of the house at night, I left the fans on and the windows open. I seldom locked my room, I just hate the process of taking out your keys, unlock and lock bla bla bla. Screw me!

So there was one time, I left the room unlocked, the fans on and the windows open. My room is on the 2nd floor. The landlady was at home, all the time. When I came back around 30 mins later, the landlady was at the living room, waiting for me (presumably) and talked to me in an annoying voice “You should switch off your fans everytime you go out.” To that, well I said “Yes“, because I was at wrong for leaving the fans switched on (although arguable) but I didn’t want to explain much. Then she continued “Since you have a new fan, the old fan you should give it back to me. My son wants to use it.” I replied “Okay” and moved upstairs, while thinking “Who cares about the stupid small fan anyway. You should just be clear that you don’t want me to waste the electricity with so many fans I am using, need not to beat around the bushes“.

What pissed me off was, I found out my room was locked and the fans were switched off. So she went into my room, switched off the fans and locked the room. Well, I get it that she’s the owner of the house and she has keys to my room, but does that means she can go into my room as she likes? Respect lah my privacy.

What’s your take? Is it acceptable to you that a person can just go into your room without asking you, although she or he has a certain authority over the place you are staying?

ps: Yeah, I know. Too much rain, complain.. Too hot, also complain. Never to appreciate anything eh?

pss: I had other previous ‘encounters’ with the landlady, this is just one of it. Well, cannot tahan already, so must rant a bit.

pss: Yes, this post serves no point. This is truly a crappy, useless post. But I bet you like it. :arrow:

Take A Look Around, Dickhead!

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 901 views

What is this ‘professional look’ anyway? If you are professional – lawyer, engineer, doctor, architect and etc. you are supposed to have this certain look and other than that you are not ‘professional’ enough? You are expected to carry certain image that so called a proper look for the line you are working. Is it really necessary? Why?

Since I shaved my head and keep this bald head image, I received a lot of comments from the people around me. Then, to add to the current bald head image, some of them know that I have a tattoo on my back, and I pierced my lower lip and I wear things like rings on my fingers and bracelet on my wrist. Not very long ago, when I still have my hair, I went for a perm. I even dyed my hair few times after I started working. Not a very ‘normal’ look for an engineer heh? Here are some funny (to me) comments and questions I received pertaining to my ‘look’.

- Your boss is okay with your look? (referring to my bald head)

- You can go out to meet client with that look? (referring to my bald head again)

- Do you wear that stud to work? (referring to the stud below my lips)

- Engineer looks like that? (referring to my curly, over the top, or coloured hair)

- If I am your boss, I will not hire you to work with your bald head, pierced lip and tattoo on your back.

- You look more like a VCD seller.

- Why you shaved your head? Sart luin? (broken hearted?) Frustrated? Why?

I also have few work shirts which probably to some people the ‘design’ and colour not suitable for an engineer?? This part I do not get it until now. It was a comment by a senior engineer where I work before. He was commenting on my stripe, dark purple shirt. WTF?

Not that I was offended because I know some people are quick to judge. Just to clear some things on my side:

1. I do not wear the stud to work. Probably never do it in this part of the world where people are so hype up and judgmental over a piece of metal ball under your lips.

2. I do not have any visible tattoos (yet..) so people do not know that I have it if I do not tell or show. I definitely will not show it to my boss or colleagues, but if they get to know about it from somewhere, too bad. What is a piece of drawing(s) on my body has to do with my capabilities at doing my work?

3. Working attire, I think as long as I stick to the office wear, what colour, stripes, cutting should be my personal choice. As long as I do not wear singlet or hot pant to work. Just because you wear boring, stupid looking shirt because you think it is an ‘engineer look’ I should follow suit? Please.

4. I do not see having a bald head is a problem. There are many bald uncles in the office, on the streets, they are everywhere but nobody complains. Just because I am young and yet to reach that old fart stage where you will have receding hairline, hair loss, diminished testosterone hormone resulting in ugly looking bald shiny head, I cannot opt to have that ugly look bald head now? Just treat me as one of the ugly looking shiny bald head uncle that still look young and horny, capisce?

5. Having a bald head is that bad? Must went through some kind of depressing, heart wrenching trauma and suffering then you are allowed to shave your head? Oh, something must be wrong with the guy that he shaved his head? So fine if I do not look good enough sporting a bald head like Michael Scofield or Lex Luthor, so yes I do not look like one of your often fantasized sexiest bald men, but does it matters? Leave me with my fugly looking shiny bald head shall we? It is getting too much attention it more that it should get, so why don’t we talk about my dick size now? ?

Ps: I am tired of people talking about my bald head.

Pss: Please talk about my dick size. Speculate it if you want.

Psss: I am not referring to any individual out there reading this so please do not think this post is all about you, or because of what you said. You are not that significant to me, you are nothing. Jangan perasan lebih. I just need to rant. That’s it.

Pssss: It is fun to observe how people think what a person you are because of how you look, dress. In a way they will not quite understand you if you do not want them too. Uber cool defense mechanism. Keep them crawling in the dark.

Limp Bizkit – Take a Look Around

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