Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009 3,121 views
Karpal Singh – Itu bigfoot ambil #themissingrmafengine buat hantaran kahwin dia!
Bung Mukhtar – Mana ada! Saya tidak pernah ambil #themissingrmafengine itu untuk hantaran kahwin saya. Tanya Zizie Izette.
(Source: Beautiful Nara)
Zizie Izette - Kalau Datuk kata ya, iyalah.
Chua Soi Lek – Yes. It was me. I want to stress that #themissingrmafengine is just a casual friend.
Lingam – Well, that’s not my engine. Sounds the same, looks similar but not #themissingrmafengine belong to me.
Rais Yatim – Boleh cakap Bahasa Melayu? Tidak boleh? Apa punya #themissingrmafengine, biarlah ia hilang. Tidak patriotik.
Hishammuddin Hussein - Why are we only looking at #themissingrmafengine? That is totally unfair because it is sensational? Ini bukan budaya kita. *unsheathe keris*
Nazri Aziz - Mahathir is a bloody racist for defending #themissingrmafengine
Mahathir – Apanama itu #themissingrmafengine? Saya tidak ingat.
Ong Tee Keat - Let’s have another EGM to decide the outcome of #themissingrmafengine
Samyvellu – Saya tidak mahu cakap banyak. Mereka boleh kata apa mereka suka. #themissingrmafengine bukan pengganti saya. Just rumours.
Tiong King Sing – Ong Tee Keat flew on my plane with #themissingrmafengine before. And he still owe me RM10mil for that.
Rosmah – If I found it, I will return #themissingrmafengine to the rightful owner. But I want my good deed to be published in MSM and the owner must reward me handsomely lah. NO, it is not in my hair damn it!
Najib – I don’t know #themissingrmafengine and I had never met it. I am busy with 1Malaysia.
Saiful Bukhari – I swear #themissingrmafengine is not in my ass.
Ezam - I have the boxes with information about #themissingrmafengine. I swear.
Ibrahim ‘Katak’ Ali – Ada banyak jenis enjin jet ni. #themissingrmafengine ini enjin jet bla bla bla Hidup Melayu! bla bla bla Kawe dok tunggu Umno jemput kawe join parti demo bla bla bla.
Syed Hamid Albar (if he’s still around as Home Minister) – Don’t worry. #themissingrmafengine is with me. I am locking it up under ISA to protect it.
Khairy Jamaluddin – I have sold all #themissingrmafengine for a loss.
Pak Lah – #themissingrmafengine? Zzzzzz zzzz
MACC – No. We never interrogated #themissingrmafengine. We only asked few questions and let it go.
Cow protestors - No. We never brought #themissingrmafengine with us. Only the cow head. And now it is missing too.
#Bendera invasion army – We got your jet engine! We captured #themissingrmafengine with our awesome bamboo sticks, bwahahahahaha! Yes, the invasion is still on.
Anwar Ibrahim – We have been talking to #themissingrmafengine and our takeover plan is still on. No we cannot reveal the engine number.
Pemuda PAS – #themissingrmafengine should not be allowed to come in Malaysia. It promotes hedonisme.
Alex Yoong – I am ashamed F1 1Malaysia doesn’t use #themissingrmafengine for its race car.
JAKIM – We have determined that #themissingrmafengine is halal.
Okay, I think that is enough. If I can think of any more quotes I will add to the post HA! HA! HA!
ps: N900 review can wait 
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Friday, May 29th, 2009 1,492 views
I don’t normally do tag but, most of you already knew that. It takes forever for me to answer any tag and I seldom, almost never tag anyone. The tag would end at my blog, hahaha! Still, every now and then, I’ll make an exception. I see a tag I like, I’ll do it without you tagging me.
Foongpc said he doesn’t like tag too. But, he’s crazy enough to create his own tag. He even kind enough to include some word suggestions for anyone who wants to do the tag. It’s Friday and I am in a holiday mood, I’ll do the tag. (Cibol and Drumstick tagged me, I just found out)
The tag is called “My Favourite A-Z List”.
*Begin Copy Here*
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Start copy from “Begin Copy Here” until “End Copy” to your blog.
2. List your favourites from A-Z.
For example, starting with the alphabet A, you can list down your favourite Actor, your favourite Anthem, favourite Aerobic exercise or even your favourite ABBA’s song. As long as it starts with the letter A.
Then move on to alphabet B. You can list your favourite Book, or Bag, or Blog, or even your favourite Boxer shorts! It’s entirely up to you!
Repeat the same with alphabet C, D, E and so on until Z.
If you can’t think of a word that starts on that particular alphabet, you may visit Foongpc’s Very First Blog for a comprehensive list of words.
3. Tag 7 people.
*End Copy*
Bong’s Favourite A-Z List
Ass – Jessica Alba’s
Body – Misa Campo’s
Car – Nissan Skyline GT-R
Dying method – Heart attack while having explosive sex.
Expletive – Cheebuy!
Fragrance for men – Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche
Game – Winning Eleven
Heroine – Liv Tyler in Armageddon
Ice Cream – Mc Donald’s Sundae
J-pop Celebrity – Leah Dizon
K-pop Celebrity – Son Dambi
Line – The night is the darkest just before the dawn.
Movie – Fight Club. I just watched Angels and Demons and Terminator Salvation this week. I think Terminator Salvation is awesome! And yes, Arnold is in it! Go watch!
Number – 016***1742
Order – Fried Kuay Teow without Taugeh and Clams
Part Time Job – Blogger cum Pimp
Quote – Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Right Hand – Mineules – 8 Rules of Fight Club
Song (at the time of writing) – Nobody by Wondergirl
TV show – 24
Uniform- Nurse’s uniform
V for Vendetta line – People should not be afraid of their governments. Goverments should be afraid of their people
Word – Narcissstic.
X-rated fetish – Dining at the V
Yoda line – Fought well you have, my young padawan
Zodiac – Sagittarius
I would like to tag my friends Rais Yatim, Najib Tun Razak, Khairy Jamaluddin, Bung Moktar, Hamidah Osman, Hee Yit Foong and Mahathir Mohammad. I decided to play by the rule this time, so I’ll tag Ladybird, Fi-sha, Pilocarpine, Kenn Leandre, atReyu, Lola and Mar. If you have NBTD then you can do the tag as well.
ps: Don’t forget to check out the videos hehe!
pss: I’m going back to Sarikei tomorrow! Later will drive to Bintulu, and stop for a night before continue on tomorrow morning. I may not update this blog next week, so here is wishing all my Dayak friends Selamat Hari Gawai Dayak! Gayu Guru Gerai Nyamai, Aram Kitai Ngirup Sampai Parai Lantang Senang Nguan Menua! Don’t drink an drive and be safe.
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Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 947 views
Life is a roller coaster. Life is a box of chocolates. Life is full of surprises. You never know what you’re gonna get.
What a rainbow of emotions I was having for the past 2 days. On Monday, a good friend from Johor called me. Her father just passed away, 2 weeks ago. I used to work for her father, doing part time when I was studying in UTM Skudai. Early of this month, she lost her unborn baby in pregnancy. She was at her 34th week of pregnancy, it was just a matter of 1-2 weeks or days more for her to expect her newborn baby. I was lost for words trying to comfort her. Anything that I wanted to say would seem so insufficient and insignificant.
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Monday, May 12th, 2008 3,205 views
“It was necessary to have a scar in this life that would be carried with you, and would prepare you, for the next. It is called a beautiful wound.”
I was thinking of some words or phrases to be inked on my useless body. End up reading on Latin quotes, Hebrew and Sanskrit texts.. and oogling at hot chicks photos 
Some of the photos and quotes that I found..
“Send blessings upon the works of our hands” in Hebrew 
I do not mind working my hands there either 
Equilibrium (Er.. nice photo heh? )
To the stars through adversity in Latin
Angelina Jolie’s Pali incantation tattoo is written in the Khmer language.
Closer look
For the girls, nah!! Script from Psalm 144: 1 – A Psalm of David. Blessed be the Lord, my rock.
I wonder if Bahasa Melayu or any ethnic language in Malaysia is popular enough to be inked on the body. So far I yet to see anybody do that haha! Imagine walking around seeing “Tak Melayu hilang di dunia!’ Opss.. in Malaysia, Melayu = Islam so tattoo is forbidden for them. Still we as Malaysians, those do not have any religious restriction can do it. Let me see, what are the famous quotes in Bahasa Melayu that I can remember:
Saya pantang dicabar! – 4th Prime Minister of Malaysia 
Jangan hisap dada! – Samyvellu (He meant dadah – drug 
)
Kami bukan along, kami cuma nak tolong – I saw one funny advertisement on tv
Macam-macam ada! – Infamous Astro tagline.
Or maybe we can have some in Hokkien??
Ee chiak lu, lu pun um chai – Lim Keng Yaik
Eh, this is supposed to be a serious entry!!!! Totally butchered, end up a post on stupid quotes haha! Pardon me for the distractions
Back to serious topic Some other Latin quotes..
Omnia mea mecum porto – All that is mine, I carry with me.
Cogito ergo sum – I think, Therefore I am
Nosce te ipsum – Know thyself.
Sit vis vobiscum – May the Force be with you. (I love this lol!!!)
Alis grave nil – Nothing is heavy to those who have wings
Ad astra per aspera means – To the stars, through difficulties
Semper ad meliora — Always towards better things
Luctor et emergo — I struggle and emerge
Verba volant, scripta manent – Words fly away, writings remain
Veritas lux mea – Truth is my light
ps: Probably should just get ‘Carpe scrotum’ – Seize/grab life by the balls!
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