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Kthanxbai. Ciao!

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009 752 views

Taking a break.

Everything is in a mess. I need a time out.

Some of you may notice that I don’t update this blog frequently anymore. Just look at the archive. Pathetic number of blog posts for the last 2 months. And I have not been commenting or visiting other blogs regularly like I did before. I only read from my Google Reader. Heck, perhaps some of you don’t read this blog anymore because the wait is no longer fun.

I have a lot of things to say. I have a lot of things to tell. But I cannot pen it down. Will not update this blog for the time being, till further notice. Well, you can still read the compilation of my tweets which is basically collection of my mini-craps. A cool plugin does the job for me, it will auto-update every Friday evening. Awesome.

Actually, things I tweet and blog about are the same. Before I joined the tweetwagon, I would put those things in this blog. Only now I don’t have to sit down, reminisce or reflect and then write a fucking essay out of anything that’s bugging me. Damn anal buggers. I can keep it short and simple, just 140 characters at a time. Sweet.

Mini-blogging is awesome. A tweet is a mini version of a blog post. Isa Samad reminds me of Mini-Me. Congrats, Isa Samad for your convincing win in Bagan Pinang. But you’re still short of my expectation. Short. Sorry, I disgress. You know me. I do that. Often.

Thank you for being a loyal reader, who ever you are. Drop a comment, send me your love using the Contact form or follow my tweets, will ya? I’ll pray to the most powerful God of all, The Almigthy Invisible Pink Unicorn to grant you multiple mind blowing orgasms everytime you have sex or think about sex. Yes, that’s the only important thing in life. Pleasure.

Hail hedonism! Praise the Almighty Invisible Pink Unicorn! AIPU! AIPU! AIPU!

Kthanxbai. Ciao.

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I’m not in love with my landlady

Friday, May 15th, 2009 180 views

It is Friday. It’s been a while since I write anything not so serious.

I was not feeling well this whole week. Starting on Sunday night, I was already having mild sore throat. I blame the hot and erratic weather in Miri. It is so freaking hot at times, I spent most of the time wandering naked in my room. Back to the nature, the basics mah! Ooopss.. too much details. :grin:

Yes, so damn hot, I put two fans in my room blasting directly at my kukujiao body. The worst thing was, the air I sucked in for the past weeks smelled so bad, as it was coming directly from the burning pits. It’s like walking around, puffing 20 ciggaretes at a time. Fuck those stupid morons for burning craps and add to the worsening hazy, hot weather.

I need to rant a little bit about my landlady. She’s so grumpy, I hope if I am at her age and behaving like her, my friends will give a me hand by putting me to sleep. Well, perhaps I should go to Switzerland, I heard euthanasia is legal there.

Okay, the weather was damn hot (Er, been repeating that for few times now like a nagging housewife, ahaks!), so there were times when I was out of the house at night, I left the fans on and the windows open. I seldom locked my room, I just hate the process of taking out your keys, unlock and lock bla bla bla. Screw me!

So there was one time, I left the room unlocked, the fans on and the windows open. My room is on the 2nd floor. The landlady was at home, all the time. When I came back around 30 mins later, the landlady was at the living room, waiting for me (presumably) and talked to me in an annoying voice “You should switch off your fans everytime you go out.” To that, well I said “Yes“, because I was at wrong for leaving the fans switched on (although arguable) but I didn’t want to explain much. Then she continued “Since you have a new fan, the old fan you should give it back to me. My son wants to use it.” I replied “Okay” and moved upstairs, while thinking “Who cares about the stupid small fan anyway. You should just be clear that you don’t want me to waste the electricity with so many fans I am using, need not to beat around the bushes“.

What pissed me off was, I found out my room was locked and the fans were switched off. So she went into my room, switched off the fans and locked the room. Well, I get it that she’s the owner of the house and she has keys to my room, but does that means she can go into my room as she likes? Respect lah my privacy.

What’s your take? Is it acceptable to you that a person can just go into your room without asking you, although she or he has a certain authority over the place you are staying?

ps: Yeah, I know. Too much rain, complain.. Too hot, also complain. Never to appreciate anything eh?

pss: I had other previous ‘encounters’ with the landlady, this is just one of it. Well, cannot tahan already, so must rant a bit.

pss: Yes, this post serves no point. This is truly a crappy, useless post. But I bet you like it.

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Confronting my devil

Friday, November 7th, 2008 408 views

I am a sarcastic person. I would be overly sarcastic when I am pissed off. Believe me, you don’t want to be on the receiving end when I am in that mode. At that moment, I would forget all my manners. Generally I think I am quite a good mannered person and you seldom see me get angry over things. Yes, I am not that angry person as you imagine by reading stuffs written by me in this blog. I am actually a very easy going person, I love plants and animals, I hug trees.. hahaha!

I would not hesitate to say things I should not say even to people that I love and respect. I tend to say the meanest things when I am angry. Personally I think it is more less hurtful to be told off directly than sarcastically, so the things I would say at that time are more hurting. Most of the time, I regretted what I said after I cooled down and evaluated my actions. More than not, I swallowed my egotastical pride and apologised.

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