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Ayat Power Giler!! Talk Is Cheap, Especially LANCIAO Talk..

Word of the day:

*Lanciao

lan ciao is Hokkien dialect (one of many clans of chinese)
1. lan ciao = dick, penis
2. lan ciao = also can mean “blue bird” lan = blue, bird is ciao
3. lan ciao = expression of disagreement with an opinion
Popular use of the word and combination use for name calling
lan ciao bin = dick face
lan ciao tao = dick head

Now, go use it one that someone you hate..

Today RTM 1 news, 1pm:

“Bukan harga minyak yang dinaikkan tetapi subsidi minyak yang telah dikurangkan, inilah yang GAGAL difahami oleh rakyat” (It is not the oil price that increases but the oil subsidy that has been reduced, and this is what the people FAIL to understand.) <– Memang ayat power giler!!!

While the government are telling us that passing on the oil price increase to consumers is an unavoidable step, I really doubt that they understand what the price increase means to the man on the street to these group of elitists.

The people who are truly affected by this price increase are those who pay for their petrol from their own pockets, like yours truly. Those whose fuel is paid for by their employers - be it corporate fat cats or senior government servants and ministers - the price increase is merely a concept. It means nothing to them. For they have petrol allowance, entertainment allowance, fucking parking allowance, travel allowance, all sort of allowance and yes.. you and me, the average joes on the street are paying for them.

They do not need to get stuck in the jam because they have ‘hell riders’ opening road for them. Damn I hate those ‘hell riders’, blasting their horns and waving you aside to give way to their bosses, comfortably sitting behind tinted glasses of their cars. They tell us to use the public transport, but are they really aware of the pathetic state of our public transportation? IF the contents of this email I received can be treated as facts, no wonder they are making no big fuss:

Slip Pendapatan Bulanan bagi Menteri Penuh Malaysia termasuk Ketua-Ketua Menteri:

1. Gaji Pokok RM18,000

2. Elaun Keraian RM10,500.00

3. Elaun Perumahan RM10,800.00

4. Elaun Wakil Rakyat RM10,650.00

5. Elaun parking RM 5,700.00

Jumlah pendapatan bulanan RM55,650.00 yang wajib diterima sama ada sakit atau tidak bekerja:-

Lain-lain kemudahan

1. Bercuti keluar negara sekali setahun terutama selepas persidangan Dewan Negara- semua perbelanjaan ditanggung oleh kerajaan termasuk tiket penerbangan, hotel, duit poket sebanyak RM50,000.00. Kalau tidak bercuti keluar negara seorang menteri boleh menuntut sebanyak RM50,000.00 tanpa resit.

2. Bil letrik percuma ditanggung oleh kerajaan Malaysia

3. Bil Air percuma ditanggung oleh kerajaan Malaysia

4. Bil telefon percuma ditanggung oleh kerajaan Malaysia

5. Peruntukan perkakasan dapor/perhiasan rumah dll boleh dituntut setahun sekali sebanyak RM40,000.00

6. Sebuah kereta Mercedes S320, di lengkapi dgn telefon bimbit,satu pemandu,minyak percuma.Kalau guna khidmat pemandu kementerian, dapatlah duit percuma.

7. Semua pemberian derma seperti kepada perkahwinan, kematian,atau pemberian kepada badan kebajikan kebajikan boleh dituntut.

8. Boleh mengadakan rumah terbuka setiap hari raya, segala perbelanjaan ditanggung oleh kerajaan. Kebiasaan Menteri menuntut sebanyak RM400,000.00

9. Setiap menteri biasanya tuntutan mereka sebanyak RM45,000.00 semua elaun perbelanjaan tidak termasuk elaun-elaun dalam slip pendapatan bulanan.

Slip Pendapatan Bulanan Bagi Timbalan Menteri ialah:-

1. Gaji Pokok RM15,000

2. Elaun Keraian RM9,500.00

3. Elaun Perumahan RM9,800.00

4. Elaun Wakil Rakyat RM10,650.00

5. Elaun parking RM 5,700.00

Jumlah pendapatan bulanan RM50,650.00 yang wajib terima samada sakit atau tidak hadir bertugas.

Dan Menteri:-

1. Pengerusi syarikat/lembaga jabatan kerajaan

2. Pengerusi syarikat swasta yg dilantik

3. Pedapatan dari syarikat persendirian seperti kontrak dan lain-lain

4. Pendapatan dari kroni-kroni peribadi

5. Saham yang diberi khas oleh kerajaan sebanyak 300,000 unit setiap masa.

6. Tidak termasuk dari pendapatan luar negara

7. Lain-lain sumber

Kata pemberi maklumat (penghantar emel tersebut) diatas adalah berdasarkan tangga gaji seorang menteri pada tahun 1999 dan pada pendapatnya terdapat sedikit sebanyak perubahan sehingga sekarang.

If Pak Lah and his cabinet is so sympathetic and concern about the rakyat, please - instead of giving empty words of sympathy, that you understand how difficult it must be, but we have to tighten our belts and change our already pathetic lifestyle, WHY DON’T the cabinet ministers all take a pay cut. It will definitely save the government some money, and sure at least it will show the rakyaat that you too are feeling the pain.. WALK THE TALK!

Pak Lah, TALK IS CHEAP…do the right thing - take the pay cut! DON’T TALK COCK!

MARI KITA UBAH CARA HIDUP BERSAMA-SAMA! That means, no playing with C4s, no orgy on the private yachts, no flying around on personal jets, no grand celebrations or lavish receptions for ministers, no fancy car plates for ministers, and tell your ministers to settle their car summonses (Ali Rustam once had 22 unpaid car summonses for his official cars and in 2002, it was reported high ranking officials from most of Malaysia’s 14 states have failed to settle more than 1,000 traffic summonses worth more than RM100,000)

ps: Mom called me and complained that price of rice has increased almost 200% since last 3 months.

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Oi, Jangan Pilih ‘Lam Phar’ Lah!

Mari kita teliti beberapa laporan berita di bawah:

Utusan Malaysia: 22 March 2008

Dalam pada itu, Peguam Negara, Tan Sri Abdul Gani Patail dalam kenyataannya sebelum ini menjelaskan urusan pelantikan Menteri Besar Terengganu terletak sepenuhnya pada Pemangku Raja dan MPPR negeri itu.

Katanya, Yang di-Pertuan Agong, Sultan Mizan Zainal Abidin sedar tentang peruntukan tersebut yang baginda tidak boleh mencampuri urusan pelantikan Menteri Besar di negeri berkenaan.

Menurut Abdul Gani, berdasarkan kepada Perkara 34 (1) Perlembagaan Persekutuan, Seri Paduka tidak boleh menjalankan fungsi sebagai Raja Negeri Terengganu melainkan sebagai Ketua Agama Islam.

‘‘Sehubungan itu, Yang di-Pertuan Agong tidak mempunyai calon sendiri bagi mengisi jawatan Menteri Besar. Baginda menyedari hakikat bahawa urusan pelantikan Menteri Besar terletak sepenuhnya pada Pemangku Raja dan Majlis Penasihat Pemangku Raja.

‘‘Justeru, baginda tidak mempunyai apa-apa peranan di bawah undang-undang dalam pelantikan tersebut,’’ kata Abdul Gani.

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Utusan Malaysia: 5 Mei 2008

KUALA LUMPUR 5 Mei – Pengerusi DAP, Karpal Singh terus mempertikaikan tindakan Sultan Perak menitahkan Menteri Besar menarik balik arahan pertukaran Pengarah Jabatan Agama Islam Perak (JAIP), Datuk Jamry Sury, yang disifatkannya sebagai campur tangan istana dalam pentadbiran negeri.

Sambil mengingatkan Istana Perak supaya memahami kuasa terhad raja-raja, Karpal menekankan bahawa “rakyat kini tidak lagi hidup dalam zaman feudal.’’

‘‘Sultan dan Yang di-Pertuan Agong perlu bertindak atas nasihat pihak eksekutif (kerajaan). Sultan Perak tidak ada hak di bawah undang-undang untuk campur tangan dalam keputusan kerajaan negeri menukar Jamry sebagai Pengarah JAIP,” katanya pada sidang akhbar di Parlimen yang turut dihadiri anaknya, Gobind Singh Deo (DAP-Puchong).

Ahli Parlimen Bukit Gelugor itu memetik kes Mahkamah Persekutuan pada 1982, yang menurutnya jelas menunjukkan urusan membabitkan kakitangan awam sama ada patut dipindah dan ke mana hendak dipindah adalah di bawah bidang kuasa kerajaan negeri.

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The Star Online: March 24, 2008

The appointment of anyone but Datuk Seri Idris Jusoh as Terengganu Mentri Besar is unconstitutional, said Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

Umno vice-president Datuk Seri Mohd Ali Rustam, met outside Seri Perdana, said Abdullah and Najib had given their support for Idris to be the Mentri Besar.

He said it was the decision of the party that won the majority in the state assembly to select the Mentri Besar and the Ruler had to abide by it according to the Constitution.

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Malaysiakini: May 8th, 2008

Barisan Nasional backbenchers are now pressuring the government to take action against the seasoned politician to determine whether he had committed treason, which is punishable by death.

Karpal came under heavy fire from the backbenchers over his two highly critical remarks lately over the transfer of a state top religious official in Perak, which he has described the palace’s involvement in the matter as “unconstitutional”.

Er, mengapa tidak ada laporan polis dibuat ke atas Gani Patail? Apakah kenyataan Abdullah Ahmad Badawi tidak ‘menghina’ kedaulatan raja-raja? Tidakkah Ali Rustam harus dikenakan tindakan kerana menyatakan bahawa sultan harus mematuhi perlembagaan? Bukankah kenyataan Karpal Singh lebih kurang sama dengan kenyataan oleh Gani Patail, Abdullah Ahmad Badawi dan Ali Rustam? (Tengku Adnan juga terlibat membuat kenyataan ketika kontroversi perlantikan Menteri Besar Terengganu tetapi saya malas membuat carian) Oh sungguh ketara sikap pilih lam phar bulu, ‘double standard’ oleh mereka ini.

ps: I sort of ‘plagiarized’ this post from here shamelessly! Lazy to write a new entry, so I modified a bit.

pss: Please somebody buy those 3 goats some mirrors.

psss: Omaigoat, would I be charged for sedition for using the ‘lam phar’ word together with Pak Lah in a sentence? I changed the title, replaced it with ‘Oi’. Yes I got no balls of steel.

pssss: Sorry for the ‘lam phar’ related posts lately. Like Suituapui said, mating season???

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Clueless Retards

I am out of fire lately. I really do not know what to write. Bashing the government again? They are beaten to a pulp, so no point keep doing so. Let them dig their own grave and we bury them easy.

To be honest I am quite sick of Malaysian politics now. Same old story. Up to this day, BN still yet to wake up from their slumber and like usual, putting the blame on anyone but BN for their lose in recent election. One month after election, BN especially Umno appears to be still groping, unsure of what exactly has hit them.

Umno especially, never learn from their mistakes. One veteran politician in Umno obvious still living in the past and denial when he invokes the fear of “loosing political control to non-Malays”. He theorises that Penang, Perak and Selangor are already under non-Malay control. He arrives at this conclusion by numerically adding the non-Malays in PKR to those in DAP in the respective state governments.

This narrow interpretation of racial power is both illogical and unhelpful in forging racial integration. Malaysians are sick of racial politics! Especially it is twisted to benefit certain elite group in the society and hence many Malaysians reject the concept by BN where each ethnic must vote for a representative from the ethnic itself in order to have a ‘balanced’ representation in the government and decision making. Chinese - MCA, Indian - MIC and Malay - Umno. From what we see up to now, BN still in denial and clueless of what made nearly 50% of Malaysians voted against them.

This is some interesting statistics for Malaysia’s General Election 2008 if you do not already read it.

BN’s share of the popular vote in the peninsula actually dipped below the 50 per cent mark. The BN received just 49.8 per cent of the popular votes cast. For the whole country, the BN bagged 51.5 per cent of votes cast as more than 60 per cent of the residents of Sabah and Sarawak opted for its component parties. On the other hand, more than than 60 per cent of voters in KL and Penang voted for the Opposition’s parliamentary candidates.

More than half of the Malaysian population (52 per cent) live in areas where the Opposition triumphed - the five states under Opposition rule plus the Federal Territory of KL, which the Opposition swept as well. These areas accounted for 63 per cent of the total ballots issued.

These areas also account for 47 per cent of the bumiputera population. If only the ethnic Malays are considered, then 57 per cent of the Malay population now live in these Opposition areas. In addition, almost three quarters of Indian Malaysians reside in these areas.

In terms of economic wealth, these states account for 56 per cent of the country’s GDP. (Calculations based on figures obtained from the Mid-term Review of the Eigth Malaysia Plan.)

The Opposition-held areas include three of the wealthiest regions (in terms of per capita income) - KL, Selangor and Penang (though it must be noted that income disparities are wide) - and the two poorest states, Kelantan and Kedah.”

BN is sunk due to atrocious mismanagement of the country, not due to the Internet or what ever shits. It is not about Chinese votes, Indian votes, Malay votes, protest votes, bloggers, Internet but BN incompetence itself. No one is a bigger enemy to you but yourself. Idiots never learn I must say. Well, let them be.

On the not very encouraging reports of Pakatan Rakyat especially their bickering in Perak, Selangor and Penang over the representations in the new government these people must understand we voted for them not because Indians want an Indian exco to represent them and protect their interest, and Chinese vice versa. We voted for them to take care of all Malaysians regardless of race and religion.

So those who still think along the racial representation can F-off or join Barisan Nasional. We do not care and we never want these kind of leaders anymore. Anyway, I think it is fair enough to give 100 days to the new governments of Pakatan Rakyat in the five states to do whatever they need to do, spring cleaning, settle what ever problems they may have and start judging them later.

This is a freaking funny article by TV Smith.

Famous Last Words
by TV Smith
09/04/08

To commemorate the one-month anniversary of the Triumph Of Good Over Evil (not referring to Deepavali lah), let’s re-visit some of the famous lasting words dutifully cached by Google..

“People only sought information on matters like tourism on the Internet and from blogs” - Zam

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“And during that time what has happened? We have sent a man to space, but PAS masih main bulan (is still playing with the moon)” - Najib

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“An army can come but I know how to fight it out. The people in Sungai Siput are with me. They are my strength. I have strived for them and served them” - Samy

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“Now this young punk Lim Guan Eng has fallen for Anwar’s sweet talk and is working in cahoots with him to convince Chinese voters to vote for the opposition” - Keng Yaik

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“Do you think Penang people are stupid to support him (Guan Eng)? We Penangites are not stupid” - Pak Lah

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“Huge Crowd At Lembah Pantai Ceramah Says It All For Pak Lah” - Bernama
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“It’s nothing to do with Anwar. We have forgotten about Anwar. I don’t remember about Anwar” - Pak Lah

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“The facts speak for themselves. Our report card is there for the community to judge. Over the past four years, we have delivered” - Ka Ting

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“The Barisan is peaking now. We let them shoot and finish their bullets. Now we’re the ones with the bullets and we are chipping away at their arguments” - Keng Yaik

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“BN is the best choice as the people have the easiest access to government machinery. This is important and I think BN will win big again this time” - Ka Ting

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“The street protests may be about the right to demonstrate, but is also the quickest way to lose votes” - Chun Wai <— BEST QUOTE!

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“They (the Opposition) thrive on petty issues…” - Adnan
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“Umno has ruled Malaysia for 50 years and they can rule for another 50 years more. And Umno does not need PPP, MCA, MIC, Gerakan, Sabah, Sarawak or anyone else to do this” - Ali

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“Datuk Seri Dr Mohamad Khir Toyo yakin kekuatan jentera Pemuda, Wanita dan Puteri serta BN negeri ketika ini cukup bersedia untuk menjadikan Selangor negeri sifar pembangkang (zero opposition) pada pilihanraya umum akan datang” - News Reports

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(lifted from http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/090408_words.html)

bongkersz : Retards, have no mercy for them.

The hottest issue in the blogosphere and Malaysia (maybe the whole world) is ‘Math genius who turned life to vice’. Many blogs I went to blogged about it. Even in Facebook, there is a group created to ’save’ her - Misi Selamatkan Sufiah! We also have politicians to embark on a mission to ‘guide her to to right path’ (Ha! Ha! Ha! Funny shiet!) I quote :

“Zahid Hamidi, the minister in the Prime Minister’s Department, said that they are interested to assist Ms Yusof to return to the right path through the “Save Sufiah Program.”

As usual, our government being not very smart up there, squealed to the opportunity to play ‘good guy’ without even thinking properly. This is crap, what we can offer to help her? Do we understand the environment she grew up with? The lifestyle they have? Why help her not others? Why dont we help those girls here first? We have the same problem here but we not looking into it. Why? Because Malaysian politicians are just too nosy (kepoh!!) and have nothing better to do!

Save those prostitutes, drug addicts, mat rempits, drop outs, beggars, unemployed graduates in this country 1st. Go to Jalan Tun Abdul Rahman or Lorong Haji Taib. (No I never been there ha ha!) Not forgetting there are plenty homeless, poor folks to help. Watch “Bersamamu’ on TV3 and you know what I am saying. Kuman di seberang laut jelas kelihatan, gajah depan mata tak nampak. Bahlol sungguh! What a joke!

The cost is too hefty. Government officials travel on business class say RM25k per person. 5 ppl? Is not this money better spent to help girls who is forced into prostitution? Those who need help are whom are forced but have desire to change. She voluntary involve herself to be a whore and proud of it. I quote :

“People think escorting is sleazy and terrible but I don’t see it like that,” she says. “I’ve always had a high sex drive—and now I’m getting all the sex I want—and guys are much better in bed with an escort than a girlfriend.

“I don’t have any regrets. I’ve never felt more confident about my body and I’ve had some of the best sex of my life.”

(source :http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0604_hooker.shtml)

(http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/images/homepage/0604_hooker_01.jpg)

Well, this is how we can help her :

1. Send a whore who has been in the same position and realized she made a mistake and change her life 180 degree. They have more in common to relate.

2. Leave her and her family alone. The last thing they want is to be a national agenda of country they not a citizen of.

She will come to her senses. In two years, she will get herself out. She just making time for her lost childhood. She wants help, she will ask for it. Just leave her alone.

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New Cabinet Line-Up = Same Shit Different Day

Pak Lah just announced the Cabinet list. Downsized from 32 seats previously to just 27 seats. (Still pretty humongous though!) Check this out :

The full list:

FT
Minister - Datuk Zulhasnan Rafique
Deputy- M. Saravanan

More at The Star Online and Malaysiakini

Notice none of the Ministers is from Sarawak (except the old face - Datuk Peter Chin Fah Kui), the state that gave BN 30 seats during the election. Yes, some of the Deputy Ministers from Sarawak.. nothing to be proud of.. yawn….

Good thing is Datuk Zaid Ibrahim, one of the few politicians I respect a lot is in the list. The rest? Pretty much the same, old ministers still there, only switched their ministry. Pak Lah, are you deaf or still sleeping? The guy with two Muhammad aka Mike Tyson in his name still there!!!? Nazri Aziz is still given the license to bark?? Azalina Othman as Tourism Minister!!!!? Shafie Apdal?? (With so many screw ups on the shortage of goods, and funny pricing - cooking oil, flour, chicken, etc he is still there???), Hishammuddin? Are you joking? With his fetishes to short sharp weapon (read = keris) and all the ‘good’ things since he is became Education Minister, he is still there???? Oh wait, maybe because Malaysia now officially have a student that scored 21As? Wahhh!! That is so impressive!! Should go for Guinness World Records

That is it. ‘SAME SHIT DIFFERENT DAY,’ served by Pak Lah to Malaysians. Anyway I am very baik hati (generous/kind) today, so let’s give this new cabinet a chance. Let them prove their worth. After all we are giving Barisan Rakyat (BR) a chance.

Updated 3.30pm :

To congratulate Muhammad Muhd Taib for his comeback, this poster is specially done for him

Poster by Mob’s Crib

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